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Porn through the language barrier. (300 hits)

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Submitted by LittleBint (View user info) at 2008-10-29 08:02:54 EDT


The everyday porn scene translated into French, German and Italian, and shortened somewhat.

Man: Suck my dick

Woman: Om No Nom nom nom, (Gasp) nom nom (Gaging sound) Nom Nom Nom.

Man: My god that's good. Suck it bitch.

Woman: Om No Nom nom nom, (Gasp) nom nom (Gaging sound) Nom Nom Nom. (Spit)

Man: Oh Yeah!

Woman: Fuck me. Oh yeah ah oh yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck me hard, yes, yes, yes, yes. My god Yes! Fuck me, fuck me, yes yes yes yes yes.

Man: Ohhh yes!

Woman: Fuck me. Oh yeah ah oh yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck me hard, yes, yes, yes, yes. My god Yes! Fuck me, fuck me, yes yes yes yes yes. (rub rub rub)

Man: Ahhh!

Woman: Fuck my arse! Oh yeah ah oh yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck me hard, yes, yes, yes, yes. My god Yes! Fuck me, fuck me, yes yes yes yes yes. (rub rub rub)

Man: Ahh! I'm going to cum. Ahh!

Woman: Cum on my face!

Man: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I'm cuming!

Woman: Yummy!

French

Homme: Sucez mon dick

Femme: Om Aucun Nom nom nom, (le Halètement) nom nom (le son de Gaging) Nom Nom Nom

Homme: Mon Dieu c'est bon. Sucez-le la chienne.

Femme: Om Aucun Nom nom nom, (le Halètement) nom nom (le son de Gaging) Nom Nom Nom. (Salive)

Homme: Oh Vraiment!

Femme: Baisez-moi. Oh vraiment ah oh vraiment. Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, baisez-moi durement, oui, oui, oui, oui. Mon Dieu Oui! Baisez-moi, baisez moi, oui oui oui oui oui.

Homme: Ohhh oui!

Femme: Baisez-moi. Oh vraiment ah oh vraiment. Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, baisez-moi durement, oui, oui, oui, oui. Mon Dieu Oui! Baisez-moi, baisez moi, oui oui oui oui oui. (frottez frottent frottent)

Homme: Ahhh!

Femme: Baisez mon cul! Oh vraiment ah oh vraiment. Oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, oui, baisez-moi durement, oui, oui, oui, oui. Mon Dieu Oui! Baisez-moi, baisez moi, oui oui oui oui oui. (frottez frottent frottent)

Homme: Ahh! Je vais à cum. Ahh!

Femme: Cum sur mon visage!

Homme: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Je suis cuming!

Femme: Délicieux!


German

Mann: Saugen Sie meinen Detektiv

Frau: Om Kein Nom nom nom, (Atemzug) nom nom (Gaging Ton) Nom Nom Nom

Mann: Mein Gott ist es gut. Saugen Sie es Weibchen.

Frau: Om Kein Nom nom nom, (Atemzug) nom nom (Gaging Ton) Nom Nom Nom. (Spieß)

Mann: Oh Ja!

Frau: Bumsen Sie mich. Oh ja ah oh ja. Ja, Ja, bumsen Sie mich Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja, hart, Ja, Ja, Ja, ja. Mein Gott Ja! Bumsen Sie mich, bumsen Sie mich, ja ja ja ja ja.

Mann: Ohhh ja!

Frau: Bumsen Sie mich. Oh ja ah oh ja. Ja, Ja, bumsen Sie mich Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja, hart, Ja, Ja, Ja, ja. Mein Gott Ja! Bumsen Sie mich, bumsen Sie mich, ja ja ja ja ja. (reiben Sie reiben reiben)

Mann: Ahhh!

Frau: Bumsen Sie meinen Arsch! Oh ja ah oh ja. Ja, Ja, bumsen Sie mich Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja, hart, Ja, Ja, Ja, ja. Mein Gott Ja! Bumsen Sie mich, bumsen Sie mich, ja ja ja ja ja. (reiben Sie reiben reiben)

Mann: Ahh! Ich gehe zu cum. Ahh!

Frau: Cum auf meinem Gesicht!

Mann: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ich bin cuming!

Frau: Prima!

Italian The language of love.

Uomo: Succhi il mio dick

Donna: Om nessun nom del nom di Nom, nom del nom (di Gasp) (suono misurante) Nom Nom Nom

Uomo: Il mio dio che è buono. Succhilo femmina.

Donna: Om nessun nom del nom di Nom, nom del nom (di Gasp) (suono misurante) Nom Nom Nom. (Sputo)

Uomo: L'OH Yeah!

Donna: Scopilo. L'OH yeah ah OH yeah. Sì, sì, sì, sì, sì, sì, sì, sì, scopilo duro, sì, sì, sì, sì. Il mio dio sì! Scopilo, scopilo, sì sì sì sì sì.

Uomo: Ohh Sì!

Donna: Scopilo. L'OH yeah ah OH yeah. Sì, sì, sì, sì, sì, sì, sì, sì, scopilo duro, sì, sì, sì, sì. Il mio dio sì! Scopilo, scopilo, sì sì sì sì sì. (sfregamento dello sfregamento dello sfregamento)

Uomo: Ahh!

Donna: Scopi il mio arse! L'OH yeah ah OH yeah. Sì, sì, sì, sì, sì, sì, sì, sì, scopilo duro, sì, sì, sì, sì. Il mio dio sì! Scopilo, scopilo, sì sì sì sì sì. (sfregamento dello sfregamento dello sfregamento)

Uomo: Ahh! Sto andando a cum. Ahh!

Donna: Cum sulla mia faccia!

Uomo: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Sono cuming!

Donna: Bello!


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User Reviews


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-04 12:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you're really obsessed with porn. get over it it's just fucking and you're not adding to anything.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-04 11:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wow, the never seen perfect -2!!!




Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-04 11:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So this post got pretty much -2nami'd, huh.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-11-04 03:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-29 08:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Saugen Sie....."

Using this verb conjugation and pronoun would indicate a sense of formality and/or respect. Doubtful.

It should have been "Saugst du....."


It's called: Blasen in Germany and would, like FG3 puts correctly puts it, be 'Blase mich' probably followed by 'Du schlampe'



Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-29 09:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shiiiiiiiit

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-29 09:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So... you wanna fuck? Is cancer contagious? Do I need a condom?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-29 08:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks for playing!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-10-29 08:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

swing and a miss

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-29 08:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

uhhh I dont uhhhh...I cant uhhhhh im trying to uhhhhh.....what?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-29 08:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Saugen Sie....."

Using this verb conjugation and pronoun would indicate a sense of formality and/or respect. Doubtful.

It should have been "Saugst du....."















Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-29 08:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I was wondering how to fail, thank you.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-29 08:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Guff

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-10-29 08:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

babelfish translation posts are so 2003

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-29 08:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

babelfish junk

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-10-29 08:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this is idiotic


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