Ask Restrictions Apply! (812 hits)
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Submitted by Restrictions Apply (View user info) at 2008-10-20 23:27:09 EDT
I can promise I'll answer truthfully and concisely. I'll be brutally honest if necessary, and take a softer touch with personal questions asked 'from the heart'. *
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Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-11-22 00:07:34 EST (#)
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Desz: Zombies are incapable of using an elevator. This does not rule out the possibility that a zombie may stumble into the panel of buttons on an elevator thereby activating it; merely that they cannot read or reason, thus cannot intentionally press a button to reach your floor.
With enough zombie hunger behind it, a wooden door will splinter. Reinforced steel doors are your best option.
An air rifle *could* work, but it would have to be at sufficiently close range to penetrate, say, the soft tissue in their eye socket and damage or destroy the brain. Unlikely. A paintball gun with sufficient power, loaded with solid ammunition as opposed to liquid-filled, would have more effect. Still, your aim would have to be hawkeye to get a projectile through the soft tissue into the brain. Best to stick with a conventional firearm, crossbow or bladed implement.
As for your position in a building, initially the 'crow's nest' looks attractive, for zombies cannot (intentionally) use elevators or climb walls. However, this would not be a good long-term survival plan. A fortified, enclosed structure such as a prison or small military base would be ideal. A bonus would be the tinned industrial-size food products contained in such establishments.
Yes, and I'm not telling you where it is.
Joe: It was last seen going north on 6th avenue, hand-in-hand with a tall, blond gentleman. The gentleman in question walks with the feminine sway of a homosexual, and frequently bats his eyelashes; he thinks it's coquettish, others think he is in fact a homosexual male prostitute. Your mind enjoys this, for reasons unknown.
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-11-21 02:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Important question.
It has recently come to my attention that i am terribly unprepared if i would be under attack by zombies.
I ask you, Can zombies use an elevator?
What kind of door can keep them out? simple wood or steel door?
Can i kill them with an air rifle? or paintball gun?
The higher i am in a building the safer?
Is there a place you guys are meeting up after things have settled down?
thanks in advance for helping me create my ultimate zombie escape plan.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-11-21 02:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
where did my mind go?
im very serious by the way
i really miss the damn thing
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-11-07 07:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
crack spider's bitch
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-10-23 17:04:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-22 11:02:07 EDT (#)
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Can't remember, really. It was on B@W.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-10-21 22:01:40 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What was the first post you evar read?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-10-21 23:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What was the first post you evar read?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-10-21 14:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've posted that pic before.
I can remember seeing it, it was funny as shit even though the campus cops took it down like 1 times.
Stil can't figure out how the drunk managed to plaw through the wall, but not damage the flower beds i front of it.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-21 13:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww <3
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-21 12:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can you compile a list of these? Just the 11/8 you've identified?
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I've (somewhat)(speculatively) positively identified at least 11 Sico alters since I started lurking and at least 8 Oathy alters. Sicosemen registered in December of 2005, UnderOathMeal in 2006. Let's assume an average of 10 active alters a year per person. That would put Sico at ~30 ACTIVE alters and we'll say, 15 'backup'. Oathy would have ~20 actives, and ~10 'backup'. For simplicity we shall combine the active and inactive alters leaving us with 45x30=1350.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-21 12:32:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-21 11:58:46 EDT (#)
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Did I mention I'm your biggest fan, Shlongy?
Not that I noticed.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-21 12:25:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-21 12:20:30 EDT (#)
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Is sgthartman +/- 300 lbs.?
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PUH-LEEZE thats too easy, everyone knows I go to a tent maker for my suits.
heres one, has "weather" ever gotten laid by anything but his filthy crusted pillow or his hand?
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-21 12:24:45 EDT (#)
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Judging by the latest SgtHartman camwhore I'd guess <300 lbs. 240-280lbs sounds about right.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-21 11:20:30 CDT (#)
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Is sgthartman +/- 300 lbs.?
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-21 12:23:24 EDT (#)
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I've (somewhat)(speculatively) positively identified at least 11 Sico alters since I started lurking and at least 8 Oathy alters. Sicosemen registered in December of 2005, UnderOathMeal in 2006. Let's assume an average of 10 active alters a year per person. That would put Sico at ~30 ACTIVE alters and we'll say, 15 'backup'. Oathy would have ~20 actives, and ~10 'backup'. For simplicity we shall combine the active and inactive alters leaving us with 45x30=1350.
TL;DR: X=1350
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-21 11:14:21 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The hardest question ever to ask an Uber user...
If S=the total amt of Sico alters and O=the total amount of Oathmeal alters, then what would...
S x O = X
what would X equal? I bet its close to the total number of uber users to ever log in at this site.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-21 12:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is sgthartman +/- 300 lbs.?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-21 12:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The hardest question ever to ask an Uber user...
If S=the total amt of Sico alters and O=the total amount of Oathmeal alters, then what would...
S x O = X
what would X equal? I bet its close to the total number of uber users to ever log in at this site.
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-21 11:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did I mention I'm your biggest fan, Shlongy?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-21 11:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, sober up and get the fuck out.
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-21 11:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not Sico, Oathy, Method, Apollo or Jackagingaloid. I've lurked for a while, and recently discovered the courage/inebriation to register.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-21 10:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who are you an alter of?
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-21 10:47:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-21 01:12:38 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why?
~The Flying Spaghetti Monster (Praise His Noodly Appendage) wills it so.~
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2008-10-21 00:40:05 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yankees or Mets?
~Mets~
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-10-20 23:42:30 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Would you give it a TEN? A TEN? A FUCKIN TEN?!
~I would not.~
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-10-20 23:40:51 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hurt my knee playing volleyball tonight. it's not too serious i hope? lay it to me straight.
~If you can walk with a mild-moderate amount of pain, it is probably nothing serious, and can be treated using the RICE method(rest, ice, compression, elevation).~
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-10-20 23:34:53 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell happened to the wisconsin badgers football team?
~It was disbanded after an unfortunate incident with a rooster, sixteen nuns and a hacked iPhone.
what can the cowboys do to fix their defense? besides get pacman out of rehab.
~Add some angry grizzly bears to their defensive line.
who was the last person to rush for over 200 yards in a single game in the playoffs?
~I have no idea.
how long until monty kiffin turns into dust?
~Three years, 4 months, fifteen days, 7 hours and 27 seconds.
i can find my sandals. where are they? i checked my closet and the bathroom and they are not there.
~Look under the bed and behind the couch.
will my girlfriend do my laundry if i tell her to or will she tell me to fuck off?
~Ask nicely, e.g. after a vigorous tongue-lashing of her snizz.
same question about cleaning the rest of my room.
~Hint that there are panties belonging to an ex-girlfriend lying around somewhere. She'll go nuts.
what will my gpa be at the end of this semester?
~3.25
phillies or rays?
~Phillies.
i just traded brandon marshall for terrell owens, straight up, in fantasy football. how fucking stupid was that?
~Not as stupid as you think.
my "girlfriend" and i have been on the rocks lately and there are two great girls i work with who both want relationships with me, not to mention countless other girls at this juncture who just want to mess around. what should i do? i don't love my girlfriend, if that matters, and i doubt things will work out for much longer, though i would like for them to.
~Break it off after the girlfriend does your laundry and cleans your room.
why are my feet falling asleep right now? i know why but i want to see if you do too.
~You are on the crapper.
what happened to the snowdens of yesteryear?
~Remember to floss once a day, Yossarian.
mike gundy - what gets him REALLY PISSED OFF
~Jenni Carlson.
what book should i buy next?
~"When You Are Engulfed In Flames" by D. Sedaris.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-20 23:12:57 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will I ever receive the undying love and affection of an UberBroad?
~No, but you will receive the undying love and affection of an UberTransvestite.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-21 10:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37177#624725
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-21 09:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-21 01:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-20 21:12:57 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will I ever receive the undying love and affection of an UberBroad?
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which one do you want
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Which one can make those awesome brownies that are really chewy in the middle?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-21 02:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-21 01:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-20 21:12:57 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will I ever receive the undying love and affection of an UberBroad?
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which one do you want
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2008-10-21 01:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yankees or Mets?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-10-21 00:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Would you give it a TEN? A TEN? A FUCKIN TEN?!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-10-21 00:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hurt my knee playing volleyball tonight. it's not too serious i hope? lay it to me straight.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-10-21 00:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i should say that i ACCEPTED that trade. i did not propose it.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-10-21 00:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell happened to the wisconsin badgers football team?
what can the cowboys do to fix their defense? besides get pacman out of rehab.
who was the last person to rush for over 200 yards in a single game in the playoffs?
how long until monty kiffin turns into dust?
i can find my sandals. where are they? i checked my closet and the bathroom and they are not there.
will my girlfriend do my laundry if i tell her to or will she tell me to fuck off?
same question about cleaning the rest of my room.
what will my gpa be at the end of this semester?
phillies or rays?
i just traded brandon marshall for terrell owens, straight up, in fantasy football. how fucking stupid was that?
my "girlfriend" and i have been on the rocks lately and there are two great girls i work with who both want relationships with me, not to mention countless other girls at this juncture who just want to mess around. what should i do? i don't love my girlfriend, if that matters, and i doubt things will work out for much longer, though i would like for them to.
why are my feet falling asleep right now? i know why but i want to see if you do too.
what happened to the snowdens of yesteryear?
mike gundy - what gets him REALLY PISSED OFF
what book should i buy next?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-21 00:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will I ever receive the undying love and affection of an UberBroad?
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-21 00:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-20 23:04:25 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well then that makes me your first review, and now your first +2.
~That it does. I thank you.~
so, when can I be expecting 33 retal +2s?
~As soon as I log on Uber tomorrow morning.~
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-10-20 23:00:21 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do, or do I not, love Cheetohs?
~From your posts, you seem like the kind of guy I'd love to have a beer with. I think you'd probably be the best person in this country with whom to have a 'stranger conversation'; your observations and posts on what some might call 'mundane' are obscenely beautiful a la Fucking Sugar; whether or not you profess your love for Cheetos is up to you, but you present yourself as the kind of guy who says up front: "I love Cheetos. Deal."
I love Cheetos, also. The goddamn orange dust gets everywhere, which I guess is why the dogs lick the couch cushions.~
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-21 00:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well then that makes me your first review, and now your first +2.
so, when can I be expecting 33 retal +2s?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-10-21 00:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do, or do I not, love Cheetohs?
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-20 23:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not Sico, Oathy, Method, Apollo or Jackagingaloid. I've lurked for a while, and recently discovered the courage/inebriation to register.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-20 23:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whose alter are you?