GrUeBERfest '08 - Round One Matchups (1713 hits)
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Submitted by write-of-way (View user info) at 2008-09-24 01:55:19 EDT
Here are the exciting *cough cough* first round matchups.
Use either title. Or combine them! It's an internet contest, go wild.
ahumblefool vs Stardamage
Ace in the Hole or Floorboards
ballare vs skrapmetal
When We Belonged or Made to be Broken
beeltea vs Sandmantate
Full Moon Inn or Burning Eyes
Brdn_Nkd vs Orphelia
Under Glass or Cheap Shot
scourge vs Mudwhistle
Nolo Contendere or Playing on the Tracks
frankthebear vs Kaos-King
Like a Virgin or Pearls of Wisdom
gonefiguring vs Hornet
The Bride Picked Clean or The Nest
Impassive-Digressive vs icarus1987
Broken Teeth or The Gargoyle
Jack McCallum vs inion_de_trua
Ball and Chain or The Blizzard
JoeyG vs Fungah
Like Unto Stone or Heartstarter
Littlebint vs EmissionImpossible
Racks or 10 Minutes in Heaven
Method vs Squirrelly_Girl
But Whom Killed the Chokomut icecream-loving Zombie, and why? or Flesh-Eating Kittens
Orgasmatron vs Brian_Johns
The Unspoken or Generous to a Fault
PepsiCoke vs beer-turtle
Taste Test or Last Comic Standing
Desz vs banjo
Jack's Garage or Duel
Snark vs amontillado
Freud's Revenge or Brick by Brick
whiskey_jack vs Addicted
Blood Drive or Needles
AND
EXTRA SPECIAL STROKE-OFF
Shlongy vs Forensicgirl3
Who put the "o" in "Blow Me?
Stories are due Sunday, September 28th at Midnight
Please include Gfest Round 1 in your title and don't forget to
Vote early and often!
User Reviews
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-01 19:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The contest appears to be going well, will take me forever to read the entries, but I am goona try.
I am also still posting my submission, invalid it may be.
Good luck all.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2008-09-29 14:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So many people didn't post anything or dropped out. Maybe the date should just be extended (unless of course there was sarcasm in the "oh i didn't make it" posts, in which case I will say "touche, poster" and walk away).
Oh well, my story sucked. Perhaps just the top 4 rated stories should move on. I think I saw a bunch of "2" rated stories out there....
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-09-29 09:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have about half my entry written.
Sadly homework and my job got in the way damn it.
On a positive note I am now starting to MC/host at the comedy club I frequent.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-29 07:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh i missed the cut
thats sad because i was going to write something
oh well
im not good with dates
sorry
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2008-09-29 02:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did ballare even post anything?
I would hate to win by default, because my story was "panned" by critics.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-29 00:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh it's ok. i just drank and wrote. i think i did good.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-29 00:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119033
i totally did it just at midnight!
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-09-28 23:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-28 22:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TWO HOURS
I should probably start writing
Jack might enjoy offering you an extension, the length of which may depend on the intensity of your persuasion.
It's in Jack's hands as we speak.
Actually, that goes for any of the matchups, as long as both parties agree.
What happens between consenting adults is none of my affair.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-28 22:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TW HOURS
i should probalby start writing
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2008-09-28 21:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah, the votes are low this year. I wonder why.
Sigh, 4 years later, and I still seek the approval of you cheeky bastards.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-28 21:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
three hours!
i wonder if i'll make it...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-28 20:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Post a picture of an olive. No martini. Just an olive. You'll win.
*struggles to smile, lips trembling*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-28 20:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
four hours!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-28 19:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You could post a picture of an orange rind and get more votes than I did.
*sobs, runs out of room*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-28 19:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i've got five hours ish right?
right
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-09-28 17:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119028 BEHOLD MY ENTRY.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2008-09-28 10:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119021
Here you go. I decided to just re title it, but the titles "like a virgin" and "Pearls of Wisdom" were my inspiration. Hope you enjoy.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2008-09-28 09:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I wrote two stories already, I suppose I'll post the second one, since i think the idea is better, and save the first one i wrote for a random post, no harm no foul.
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-09-28 00:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nintendo - stay with ballare, but use whatever title you want, even if it's from the other matchup.
Whatever's good for you.
Two bites at the apple probably isn't cool.
Maybe Kaos will see this and reconsider pulling out since he's already completed two or three exhibition posts, one ten story post, and seventeen books just in the last week.
YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE TO JIZZ ON THE SECOND PLACE WINNER DUDE, UNLESS IT'S SOMEONE YOU WOULD JIZZ ON ANYWAY
Otherwise, if Kaos still wants out, then someone not already in is welcome to drop a review and jump in.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2008-09-27 22:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey write-of-way, I'll step in for KAOS KING as well. I just got an idea for those titles. I still want to go against ballare as well, I don't see a problem, hopefully?
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Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-09-26 16:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jack - as soon as the deadline passes (Monday) I'll do an index post so people will be able to easily find all the posts from one spot on the front page.
WE NEED ONE MORE TO STEP IN FOR KAOS KING
Anyone?
Bueller?
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2008-09-27 22:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My story is done, but I think it's total fail, in relation to this contest. Oh well, it'll be up later on, after a few more edits.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-09-27 17:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And so it begins.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119012
I'll rate the other entries after the posting deadline, so I can compare one opponent's entry against the other.
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-09-27 17:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118989
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-26 23:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118997
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-09-26 16:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jack - as soon as the deadline passes (Monday) I'll do an index post so people will be able to easily find all the posts from one spot on the front page.
WE NEED ONE MORE TO STEP IN FOR KAOS KING
Anyone?
Bueller?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-26 15:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I like MY title.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-26 15:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT ARE THE ODDS... uberites and offered titles...
skrapmetal... Made to be Broken
Kaos-King... (anal beads or) Pearls of Wisdom
Hornet... The Nest
PepsiCoke... Taste Test
banjo... Duel(ing)
amontillado... Brick by Brick (eap)
Addicted... Needles
Shlongy... Blow Me
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-26 15:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
INDEX!!!
Anyone, please feel free to copy/paste and update as needed.
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Ace in the Hole or Floorboards
ahumblefool
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118981 Floorboards
vs
Stardamage
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118960 Floorboards
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When We Belonged or Made to be Broken
ballare
vs
skrapmetal
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Full Moon Inn or Burning Eyes
beeltea
vs
Sandmantate
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Under Glass or Cheap Shot
Brdn_Nkd
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118973 Under Glass
vs
Orphelia
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Nolo Contendere or Playing on the Tracks
scourge
vs
Mudwhistle
--
Like a Virgin or Pearls of Wisdom
frankthebear
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118941 Pearls of Wisdom
vs
Kaos-King
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The Bride Picked Clean or The Nest
gonefiguring
vs
Hornet
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118982 The Nest
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Broken Teeth or The Gargoyle
Impassive-Digressive
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118922 The Gargoyle
vs
icarus1987
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Ball and Chain or The Blizzard
Jack McCallum
vs
inion_de_trua
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Like Unto Stone or Heartstarter
JoeyG
vs
Fungah
--
Racks or 10 Minutes in Heaven
Littlebint
vs
EmissionImpossible
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But Whom Killed the Chokomut icecream-loving Zombie, and why? or Flesh-Eating Kittens
Method
vs
Squirrelly_Girl
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118945 Who Killed the Chokomut Loving Zombie and Why?
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The Unspoken or Generous to a Fault
Orgasmatron
vs
Brian_Johns
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118961 The Unspoken
--
Taste Test or Last Comic Standing
PepsiCoke
vs
beer-turtle
--
Jack's Garage or Duel
Desz
vs
banjo
--
Freud's Revenge or Brick by Brick
Snark
vs
amontillado
--
Blood Drive or Needles
whiskey_jack
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118983 Needles
vs
Addicted
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Who put the "o" in "Blow Me?
Shlongy
vs
Forensicgirl3
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-26 15:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-26 15:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
INDEX!!!
(All contestants should at least try to rate all entries. It's only fair. And I know all about fair, trust me.)
Here's what I see so far...
Anyone, please feel free to copy/paste and update as needed.
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Ace in the Hole or Floorboards
ahumblefool
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118981 Floorboards
vs
Stardamage
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118960 Floorboards
--
When We Belonged or Made to be Broken
ballare
vs
skrapmetal
--
Full Moon Inn or Burning Eyes
beeltea
vs
Sandmantate
--
Under Glass or Cheap Shot
Brdn_Nkd
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118973 Under Glass
vs
Orphelia
--
Nolo Contendere or Playing on the Tracks
scourge
vs
Mudwhistle
--
Like a Virgin or Pearls of Wisdom
frankthebear
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118941 Pearls of Wisdom
vs
Kaos-King
--
The Bride Picked Clean or The Nest
gonefiguring
vs
Hornet
--
Broken Teeth or The Gargoyle
Impassive-Digressive
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118922 The Gargoyle
vs
icarus1987
--
Ball and Chain or The Blizzard
Jack McCallum
vs
inion_de_trua
--
Like Unto Stone or Heartstarter
JoeyG
vs
Fungah
--
Racks or 10 Minutes in Heaven
Littlebint
vs
EmissionImpossible
--
But Whom Killed the Chokomut icecream-loving Zombie, and why? or Flesh-Eating Kittens
Method
vs
Squirrelly_Girl
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118945 Who Killed the Chokomut Loving Zombie and Why?
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The Unspoken or Generous to a Fault
Orgasmatron
vs
Brian_Johns
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118961 The Unspoken
--
Taste Test or Last Comic Standing
PepsiCoke
vs
beer-turtle
--
Jack's Garage or Duel
Desz
vs
banjo
--
Freud's Revenge or Brick by Brick
Snark
vs
amontillado
--
Blood Drive or Needles
whiskey_jack
vs
Addicted
--
Who put the "o" in "Blow Me?
Shlongy
vs
Forensicgirl3
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-26 14:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By God, I may have to forfeit. Just finished a bout with the motherfucking flu. Haven't even started a story.
Shit fuck god damn it!
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-09-26 12:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Harmon, go in for Orphelia.
ONE MORE NEEDED!
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-09-26 11:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to enter
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-09-26 11:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Two spots open if anyone wants to jump in.
Drop a review here, entries due Sunday midnight.
Keep in mind they don't necesarily have to be stories.
ANYthing you can post can be your entry.
Don't be scared. Just do it.
Remember the grand prize may include a whiff of Mrs. Shlongy's snizz!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-09-26 11:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orphelia! I'm sorry to hear things are not well and you're not able to participate. Hope it all gets sorted.
I just came to post my link: http://www.ubersite.com/m/118973 and then saw her comment.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-26 11:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm simply not going to have time to enter this in any meaningful way.
Congrats, Frank.
Good luck everyone!!!
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2008-09-26 02:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
okey dokey W-O-W...Heh, I think I went against Ballare last year, should be a ghey old time.
Time to think think think.
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-09-26 01:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And if anyone wants in to replace Orphelia, drop a review here.
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-09-26 01:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nintendo, take skrapmetal's place. He had to drop out.
Ballare keep writing.
EVERYBODY STAY CALM
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-09-25 23:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
here you go n-zar:
underwear: should we change it or not?
hold on I'm getting ver-klempt.
talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic.
Bubba: Licking McCallums ballsack or a horrible alter?
Discuss.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2008-09-25 23:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't bother reading the comments that "alt+f input: nintendo" didn't show me.
Is there an opening to write something? I need something to get the creative juices flowing from my cock to my brain.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-25 22:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-09-25 20:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, I fess up. I am Harmon, as I'm sure Bart already knows. I just wanted more people to buy your book, so that you could have a better looking girlfriend than bubba.
I'm so sorry. I will change my ways.
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Why don't you just change yer underwear and STFU????
fucking idiot!!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-09-25 20:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, I fess up. I am Harmon, as I'm sure Bart already knows. I just wanted more people to buy your book, so that you could have a better looking girlfriend than bubba.
I'm so sorry. I will change my ways.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-25 18:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-25 18:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-25 14:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whichever one of you assholes is using that Harmon alter better tread carefully...
Method/Apollo/Sico....WATCH OUT: JACK'S MAKING THREATS. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE BANNED, DO YOU?
Buahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha TREAD CAREFULLY! Buahahahahahahahahahahahah
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hahaha... I'm not making any threat. Just reminding all of my uberfriends that Bart, like God, can sometimes strike when least expected.
People get nailed by Bart for blatant fuckery, and I get blamed. It's totally worth the laughs.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-25 18:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-25 17:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't play, I have to be admitted to hospital, this pregnancy has suddenly gone very wrong.
Thanks for all your effort an good luck to all those playing.
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Good luck Orph! If I knew your real e-mail address, I'd keep you entertained with daily messages filled with pictures of boobs and fart jokes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-25 18:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-25 14:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whichever one of you assholes is using that Harmon alter better tread carefully...
Method/Apollo/Sico....WATCH OUT: JACK'S MAKING THREATS. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE BANNED, DO YOU?
Buahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha TREAD CAREFULLY! Buahahahahahahahahahahahah
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-09-25 17:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-25 17:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't play, I have to be admitted to hospital, this pregnancy has suddenly gone very wrong.
Thanks for all your effort an good luck to all those playing.
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Holy crap. Best of luck Orphelia!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-25 17:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't play, I have to be admitted to hospital, this pregnancy has suddenly gone very wrong.
Thanks for all your effort an good luck to all those playing.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-09-25 16:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2008-09-25 09:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gonefiguring vs Hornet
The Bride Picked Clean or The Nest
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I'll go with The Bride Picked Clean. Newly married women should choose cleanliness over slovenliness.
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actually, the full title is "The Bride Picked Clean By Her Cannibals Even"
a little take-off of "The Bride Stripped Bare By Her Batchelors Even"
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-09-25 15:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-25 12:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You bait the hook, they bite. It is the way of things.
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That's one way to climb the MVA.
I guess the other is to post 1000+ times.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-25 15:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the hell is Brian Fatah Steele and why do I recognize the name?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-25 14:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whichever one of you assholes is using that Harmon alter better tread carefully...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-25 12:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, jack, you are a veritable puppet master.
why! i believe you even envisioned me saying that and WANTED me to as part of your greater plan for...wait a minute. what's the endgame again?
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-09-25 12:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack McCallum is a published author. You can buy his books on Amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/Made-U-S-Jack-McCallum/dp/0738867764
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-25 12:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You bait the hook, they bite. It is the way of things.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-09-25 11:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah how exactly are you going to figure out who a "confirmed alter" is? Don't be such a pussy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-25 09:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I, too, forfeit Round 1 but will probably be up to compete in Round 2.
SO BRING IT ON, BITCHES.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-09-25 09:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. Ballare wins. I have to prepare for a deposition on Monday that I was sure would be cancelled. No time to write for round one. I suck, boo, etc.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-25 09:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-24 20:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-09-24 18:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait to rate these.
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Didn't you read the rules? Confirmed Alter ratings are automatically discounted.
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That's a double edged sword, Jack ol' boy, better watch out! If you start accusing people of being alters because you're so desperate to win your own contest, this place is going to turn into the Salem witch trials, and people will make sure that your alters can't rig the contest for you, like they do every other one you compete in.
You'll never again enjoy internet fame and fortune! THEN what will you do, Outsider?
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2008-09-25 09:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gonefiguring vs Hornet
The Bride Picked Clean or The Nest
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I'll go with The Bride Picked Clean. Newly married women should choose cleanliness over slovenliness.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-24 20:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-09-24 18:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait to rate these.
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Didn't you read the rules? Confirmed Alter ratings are automatically discounted.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-09-24 18:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait to rate these.
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-09-24 18:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Banjo, you go do Jack in his garage i will do the duel...
LOOK I MADE A PUN!!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-09-24 17:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, cool.
*starts drinking, losing sleep, and thinking of murder to get in the mood*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-24 16:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-24 10:12:08 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Littlebint vs EmissionImpossible
Racks or 10 Minutes in Heaven
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LOL YOU PUT EMISSION UP AGAINST HIS ALTER!
DUH
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SHE IS NOT!!!!
I have no idea what to write about though
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-09-24 15:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-09-24 12:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i didn't forfeit, assholes
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-09-24 07:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm not in this contest you dumbass
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NOTHING MAKES HIM HAPPY
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-24 14:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2008-09-24 11:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
O, I am going to be in SC for two weeks in October or November. Any chance us meeting up for drinks on a weekend. I could make the drive to DC. Already buying a round for Shlongy while out that way.
A) I buy all the drinks
2) I'm most likely the best smelling man on the planet.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-09-24 12:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is a method light like a fleshlight?
where do I stick my dick?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-24 12:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-24 12:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, you are a bit heftier than me, so i guess the 'light' bit is applicable.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-09-24 12:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-09-24 11:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Squirrely, pick another title if you want.
If assholy or nintendo want to jump in for mudwhistle, just say so in a review and that will be fine.
If anyone wants to take FG's place and jump into bed with Shlongy, I think we'd all enjoy that, too.
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Thanks for the offer but I'll stick with the ones I have - I mean, it's not like I got just the kitten one and Method got "The Ghost" or something as easy to work with. We both have to work with it.
Plus I like kitties.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-24 12:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, you are a bit heftier than me, so i guess the 'light' bit is applicable.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-09-24 12:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i didn't forfeit, assholes
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-24 12:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did someone order some ice cold "Method Light"?
No?
Ok then, Scourge, GTFO
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-09-24 12:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please post all complaints on the uberboard and please include a SASE. Expect a reply in 4-6 weeks.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-24 12:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no that won't be fine, write-of-way.
mudwhistle is my scheduled opponent. if he forfeits, i win. it's like you have it in for me. what have i ever done to you? i'm a lovely person.
also the title i offered wasn't 'jack's garage', it was 'a busy day at jack's garage'...can't you get anything right?
i think you better hand over the reins to me right now if we want this thing to go well..
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-09-24 11:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Squirrely, pick another title if you want.
If assholy or nintendo want to jump in for mudwhistle, just say so in a review and that will be fine.
If anyone wants to take FG's place and jump into bed with Shlongy, I think we'd all enjoy that, too.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-24 11:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-24 11:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-24 11:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-24 10:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have fun with it, Squirrely, after all, Jack is going to win this hands down anyway with all the accounts he's been creating to vote for himself
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if he cheats against me i'll cut a bitch.
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Don't be such an idiot. You're better than most of the ubersheep who will believe anything if Method repeats it often enough.
Remember, he says the same shit again and again without ever offering proof.
I'm the one who will get shithammered by HIS alters and uberbuddies.
Still, I'm looking forward to your story.
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dammit will you just let me fucking stab you? i need the goddamn stress relief.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-09-24 11:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a number of highly trained dogs that will attack anyone with Shlongstink on them if they come within 40 miles of the area. If it works out, just be sure to take a lot of showers first, or load up on Altoids, or maybe stick some bay leaves under your arms.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2008-09-24 11:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
O, I am going to be in SC for two weeks in October or November. Any chance us meeting up for drinks on a weekend. I could make the drive to DC. Already buying a round for Shlongy while out that way.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-09-24 11:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, ahf. That's just me dropping a brick in my competitor's toilet tank.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2008-09-24 11:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
And it begins, I like both titles. Plenty of -2 potential in there. I can smell the ratings drop from here.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-24 11:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-24 11:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-24 10:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have fun with it, Squirrely, after all, Jack is going to win this hands down anyway with all the accounts he's been creating to vote for himself
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if he cheats against me i'll cut a bitch.
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Don't be such an idiot. You're better than most of the ubersheep who will believe anything if Method repeats it often enough.
Remember, he says the same shit again and again without ever offering proof.
I'm the one who will get shithammered by HIS alters and uberbuddies.
Still, I'm looking forward to your story.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-24 11:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-24 10:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have fun with it, Squirrely, after all, Jack is going to win this hands down anyway with all the accounts he's been creating to vote for himself
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if he cheats against me i'll cut a bitch.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-09-24 11:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeh titles.
But we'll see what can be done about them. Oh yes we will.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-24 10:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have fun with it, Squirrely, after all, Jack is going to win this hands down anyway with all the accounts he's been creating to vote for himself
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-24 10:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When and where?
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-09-24 10:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But Whom Killed the Chokomut icecream-loving Zombie, and why? or Flesh-Eating Kittens
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Are you cereal? Like super, super cereal about these titles?
Fuck me.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-09-24 09:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WORDS!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-24 09:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
frankthebear vs Kaos-King
Like a Virgin
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AHAAHAHAHAHAAHHA VIRGIN
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-24 08:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who put the bop in the bop-shi-bop-shi-bop? Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
Was it...... FG?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-09-24 08:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-24 05:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method vs Squirrelly_Girl
But Whom Killed the Chokomut icecream-loving Zombie, and why? or Flesh-Eating Kittens
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AHAHAHAHAHA. Method v Method.
Ah well, me and Barry, looks like I am out first round!
i haven't written, like a real story, in a long time. you'll do well enough i'm sure.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-24 08:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot believe that a poster as great as Shlongy has posted twice in 2008.
That's fucking brutal.
I can certainly understand that Uber is upset over this travesty.
PS. Forensic put the "o" in Blow Me.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-09-24 07:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm not in this contest you dumbass
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-24 07:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy vs Forensicgirl3
Who put the "o" in "Blow Me?
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Uh..no. Won't be happening. Maybe Shlongy will post something. We haven't had a Shlongy post in a while.
I'm anticipating the "But Whom Killed the Chokomut icecream-loving Zombie, and why?" entry will be epic.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-09-24 06:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-24 05:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Littlebint vs EmissionImpossible
Racks or 10 Minutes in Heaven
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LOL YOU PUT EMISSION UP AGAINST HIS ALTER!
DUH
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Get new material Orphelia. I am not Emission.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-24 06:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really am not squirrely_girl; much to my chagrin, she is a real live girl.
And yes, I will be using Electro's name in vein.
GET IT? VEIN?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-09-24 05:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'ma have to go with the Heartstarter option.
Being as I masturbate furiously into a Freeman's catalogue* in the morning to kick start my cardial organs into action, this should be fun.
* I think I should highlight that I masturbate in the 'home appliance' section, not the lingerie bit. That would just be weird.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-24 05:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-24 05:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method vs Squirrelly_Girl
But Whom Killed the Chokomut icecream-loving Zombie, and why? or Flesh-Eating Kittens
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AHAHAHAHAHA. Method v Method.
Ah well, me and Barry, looks like I am out first round!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-24 05:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Littlebint vs EmissionImpossible
Racks or 10 Minutes in Heaven
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LOL YOU PUT EMISSION UP AGAINST HIS ALTER!
DUH
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-09-24 05:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-09-24 04:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooooh!!!!! Jack's Garage!!!! I'm going to have sooooo MUCH FUN!!!!!
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You just stay the fuck away from my minifridge with beer in there damnit!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-09-24 04:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooooh!!!!! Jack's Garage!!!! I'm going to have sooooo MUCH FUN!!!!!
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2008-09-24 04:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still think I should have won last year.
Oh well, not back in time this time.
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-09-24 03:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha @scourge
assholy, get a partner and take these two:
The Future is Wasted
or
Demon's Day Off
The more the better
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-09-24 03:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i kinda wish i woulda signed upa
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-24 03:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what are you trying to imply with that title, which by the way was not offered up by any of the contenders?
i am shocked and aghast at this mockery you are making of my participation (or potential lack of) in this competition.
i won't gladly suffer these injustices so you can have a cheap laugh at my expense.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-09-24 02:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' A.
Again, thanks for all your work.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-09-24 02:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it is ON!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-24 02:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shitting Christ, if Method does a post about a Zombie Electro that would rule my fucking face right off.
I expect a photo montage attachment from Forensic for hers.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-24 02:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
frankthebear vs Kaos-King
Like a Virgin or Pearls of Wisdom
WOW, what shit titles!!! Why do I have the feeling these weren't exactly "random" selections?
Regardless, I'm pretty sure I'll be tackling "Like A Virgin" as a title. I already have some ideas forming.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-24 02:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just because...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-28 10:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH YES THE FUCK STAINS OF HUMANITY BURN MY URETHRA SO GOOOOOOOOD!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531