Are backward hats ok, forensic? (3204 hits)
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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-09-22 22:04:39 EDT
*kiss*
*kiss*
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Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2009-04-22 23:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 02:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know what you mean. You're still young enough to wait a few years. You'll be able to knock some plastic broad up for DECADES to come...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:59:44 EST (#)
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i know not all women are like that, but my problem is that i'm on business travel 85% of the year and my chances of meeting a nice girl that i like are "slim" to "near impossible". the only reason i do it is for the money. i was going to quit and get a job with less responsibilities and take a huge pay cut just to be a little more happy, but the stock market crashed right when i bought an expensive new house. the timing couldn't have been worse. so now i have to keep making that cash. sigh....
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it IS a sweet combo. you know - just save the shipping costs and have them deliver the combo to me...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you lived close by, i'd buy the washer/dryer for myself and give you my old ones, which are really only about a year old. but you know, since you live far away, there's that whole matter of shipping costs....
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh see, now you're just pulling on my heart strings. not all women are like that, I promise.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:53:26 EST (#)
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eh, i'm just jaded. i had a date with a girl who was extremely attractive in all the ways i like recently. she was smart, interesting to talk to, great sense of humor. did i mention smoking hot and a great kisser?
the date couldn't have gone better. it was an awesome night. then a week later... nothing. she disappeared. i'm going with the guess that her ex fiance came back into the picture because i very much doubt that i did anything wrong.
so now i'm a member of the he-man woman haters group and i've gone back to banging bar skanks in a futile attempt to to fill the large, empty void in my soul.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
of course, you COULD ensure my silence with, say, a nice washer/dryer combo?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my lips are sealed. ;-)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:45:20 EST (#)
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don't tell anybody, but i really like nice girls who are smart and can make me laugh.
that's the only time i'll admit that on uber. anyway, i'm sure i'll find myself with some whore this weekend, likely contracting chlamydia from her and paying another visit to the clinic the following week.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, you're right. I'm not your type. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*heavy
the pills are getting to me. i'll be out cold in no time...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:35:58 EST (#)
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i'm not looking for a date, sister. besides, i don't think you're my type. my ideal woman is a vapid cum dumpster with no self-esteem and a tit job, and a heavey drug user with a large life insurance policy.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
besides, a washer and dryer in exchange for not ever having to worry about child care payments? How can you not win there?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there you go - I'll really truly date you, specially if you're ever in the same town I am. And remember, I haven't kissed that many people, let alone offered more to all of uber. :-)
I suspect that may be part of why I've never gotten more than dinner - I actually want to get to know people. And I'm used to providing for me and my daughter myself. Independance is harder than it looks.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry, i'm not one for "spilling my guts", as it were...
and you'll have to do better than a kiss. there's already plenty of girls offering far more than that and they don't even want a washer/dryer combo out of it!
i kid. i've had one real date in the past couple years. this workaholic shit has got to fucking stop before i lose my mind.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hidden, show me your insides. I'll love you for them
the bulge and money won't hurt either. But perhaps they can't see 'you' past the HUGE bulge and HUGE bank account.
seriously though, if you want to buy me that washer/dryer, I won't say no..I might even kiss you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
for me, it's hard to figure women out. i can't tell if they are throwing themselves at me when they find out how much money i make or if it's because they noticed the huge bulge in my pants.
*SIGH*
one day i'll find one that will love me for who i am on the inside....
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
um...
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:04:33 EST (#)
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i'm pretty sure they use their vaginas.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for the record, I've never had a guy buy me anything more than dinner. I have no idea how all these girls get guys to buy them stuff. Sigh
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 00:56:37 EST (#)
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man, too bad it's not the other way around. i'd love to have women offer me stuff in exchange for giving them romance explosion on their stomach.
how about it? anyone want to be my sugar mama? i'm tired of working.
all i require is a couple cases of beer a week, a monster truck, video games, and an allowance for pizza and i will give you all the sexin' your heart desires. in the ass too!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 00:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that and a ring will get you anything you want.
drool
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 00:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i've been saying all women are prostitutes for years-- you just need to find out what their price is.
i guess we've found out that yours is a washer and dryer.
how do you feel about this one, sweetcakes? http://www.lgwasherdryer.com/combos/wm3988hwa.htm
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 23:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, if you'll buy me a replacement washer and dryer - my washer just busted :-(
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-17 15:11:34 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
why don't you model it for me, you little minx, you?
RAWR!
Submitted by johnsull69 (user info) at 2008-11-09 12:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, now four retards below ass wipe.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-15 17:14:50 EDT (#)
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Three fucking internet retards, below.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-15 17:07:58 EDT (#)
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Menage-a-bump
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-15 17:07:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-15 17:03:04 EDT (#)
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that bump was meant for my dawg, Method, but i'll bump you too.
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Mea culpa.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-15 17:03:04 EDT (#)
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that bump was meant for my dawg, Method, but i'll bump you too.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-15 16:57:11 EDT (#)
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huh huh she said "blow"
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-15 16:50:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-15 16:44:33 EDT (#)
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*internet fist bump*
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*blows it up*
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-15 16:44:33 EDT (#)
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*internet fist bump*
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-15 16:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-15 16:40:56 EDT (#)
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what's wrong with masturbating with a belt around your neck?
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Nothing, different strokes for different folks, hahahahahaha!! Get it?? Strokes, stroking off...hahaha!
Ahem.
And yes I know, no one cares if my puns are intended, thanks Maddox, and anyone who wants to post this link. Matter of fact, here. I'll do it for you, fucker.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-15 16:44:06 EDT (#)
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i <3 Method
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-15 16:41:15 EDT (#)
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I'm just trying to get my boy some play over here, I didn't even know that Rob was thinking the same thing. Just goes to show you that YOU GUYS SHOULD FUCK
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-15 16:40:56 EDT (#)
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what's wrong with masturbating with a belt around your neck?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-15 16:40:11 EDT (#)
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i would say what hotel it is, but then everyone in the DC area would know where i was and would probably come stalk me.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-15 16:34:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-15 16:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It probably is the same hotel room. You guys should fuck.
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Between you and rob_berg...good fucking grief.
Go back to beating off with a belt around your neck. You can IMAGINE that hidden and I are fucking, if you like, but realize that it's all in your head, Method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-15 16:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It probably is the same hotel room. You guys should fuck.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-15 16:10:55 EDT (#)
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Are you at a Hilton Garden Inn in this picture? It looks freakishly similar to the hotel room I'm in right now in Independence, MO, which is a HGI. Weird...
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-09-28 06:52:41 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ do people come up to you and ask if you're two or one shades of eggshell when then want to pain their hallway. Honestly how does one get so lame AND white with Hitler decades dead?!?! I mean you're not even cute, like me!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-09-27 04:20:02 EDT (#)
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i like your hotel room
don't you make lots of money somehow?
what do you do?
can you get me a job?
i'm thinking of becoming rich and successful
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-09-27 01:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only Uberer who HASN't fucked method's mom?
Send that skank my way ill take one for the team.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-27 00:36:07 EDT (#)
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you know i still love you, buddy.
and your mom.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-27 00:35:48 EDT (#)
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ahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-26 20:04:29 EDT (#)
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You are so fucking dead!
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-09-26 18:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I banged a squirter once... she neglected to tell me she was on her period, and I was to drunk to notice/ care..... lets just say I had to sneak out of the dorms and pray the cops didn't catch me because explaining the stains all over my clothes would have been pretty interesting.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-26 12:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahaha
i banged a squirter a couple weeks ago. it was pretty awesome. it wasn't Method's mom, but i did gang-bang Method's mom with a group of big black dudes last week.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-09-26 10:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you look closely, you can see the stains left by Method's Mom on the bedsheets. She's a squirter.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-09-26 05:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha! That hat makes you look like Matt Damon gone wrong.
Give it up Hidden, you do not have Tiger Wood's hat head.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-09-26 03:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
welp pujols pretty much singlehandedly won the west for my Dodgers, and I think I owe it all to you hidden
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-09-25 22:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I could be tender then...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-25 22:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*dodgers girl
and i like dodger dogs. a lot.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-25 22:00:12 EDT (#)
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as i told hidden, i don't even own red socks.
i'm a dodger girl.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-09-25 21:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im glad you approve of my team selection.
AS FOR YOU EXPERIMA... If you are a red sox fan I'm not going to make sweet love to you.. I'm gonna shove my entire un-oiled fist up your ass and pull your hair out.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-25 17:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i just shaved my sideburns off 4 days ago. someone already told me i shouldn't have done that. i wanted to see how i would look without them. oh well, they'll be back in a week.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-09-25 17:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You should grow your sideburns out, much like the protagonist in "Made in the U.S.A"
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-25 15:29:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-25 12:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what if i were a red sox fan?
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then i'd be all like "experima who?"
i've disowned two friends for being Red Sox fans.
ok, maybe not for being Red Sox fans. it was more because they were douchebags. but i'm sure being Red Sox fans still had something to do with it.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-09-25 14:36:22 EDT (#)
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sideways pussies so they think you're HUGE.....
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-25 12:53:36 EDT (#)
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what if i were a red sox fan?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-25 08:53:26 EDT (#)
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Yankees are ok in my book.
as long as you're not a Red Sox or Cubs fan...
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-09-25 02:43:55 EDT (#)
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Nope I like the yankees
Derek Jeter is the man
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-24 18:37:34 EDT (#)
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And, they smell like egg foo yung.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-24 17:54:05 EDT (#)
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i like them because they have sideways pussies.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-24 16:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey hidden, that tatersninja broad is one of them there Asians. I know how much you like those!
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-09-24 16:31:13 EDT (#)
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why are you in a hotel so often? It's zah hookers, isn't it?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-24 14:41:32 EDT (#)
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Oh, that was YOUR jizz stain I saw the last time I stayed at a Westin.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-24 14:29:01 EDT (#)
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why does it have to be "lonely"? it's just where i sleep. i like that hotel room because it's extremely comfortable and has that simplistic luxury thing going for it. the "heavenly bed" and "heavenly shower" are great. the mini-bar is well stocked with stuff i actually like. it's my little escape when i'm on business travel. i wanted to buy some of the stuff in the room for my house, so i looked it up in the Westin catalog and i can't afford any of it. well, at least i'm not willing to spend that much (almost 10 grand for the king bed). anyway, i'm in this Westin almost every other week and it's my favorite hotel by far.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-09-24 14:13:02 EDT (#)
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kinda creepy myspace-esque picture in a lonely hotel room?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-24 03:17:45 EDT (#)
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thanks to you, DMD, i've now started calling them the "dbags" also. haha.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-09-24 02:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 07:49:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-09-23 04:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey hidden is there any way you can pull some strings or something and make sure the cards beat the dbags the next 3 games?
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uh.... YES. look who you are talking to.
i'll give Pujols a call and tell him to make it happen. i got him on speed dial. we go out and pick up hoes together in my limo all the time.
hey thanks, it worked tonight
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-24 02:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's totally METAL.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-09-24 02:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
19% scored higher (more nerdy),
0% scored the same, and
81% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
High-Level Nerd. You are definitely MIT material, apply now!!!.
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I'm coming for your job, forensic.
Whenever I see your face, hidden, I can only picture the uber-cool 3-screen setup I saw on a camwhore ages ago...
WITH METALOCALYPSE AS THE BACKGROUND.
\m/
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-24 02:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-28 10:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH YES THE FUCK STAINS OF HUMANITY BURN MY URETHRA SO GOOOOOOOOD!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-09-23 19:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
25% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
74% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
Mid-Level Nerd. Wow, it takes a lot of hard nerdy practice to reach this level.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-09-23 18:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was talking about the fish.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 18:35:43 EDT (#)
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me, desperate? haha, that's rich.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-09-23 18:17:51 EDT (#)
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Another lonely night fishing in desperate waters.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-09-23 17:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-09-23 17:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd tap that
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-09-23 16:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-23 16:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
26% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
73% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
Mid-Level Nerd. Wow, it takes a lot of hard nerdy practice to reach this level.
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so i guess i really should cave into peer pressure and start playing WoW :(
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-09-23 05:40:34 EDT (#)
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I fucking love coley
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I fucking love you too, darko
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:08:18 EDT (#)
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Do you own "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup" on DVD?
Mom: "She loves it..."
Randall: "Obviously".
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:07:41 EDT (#)
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"Watching this movie for the first time was a life changing moment. Long live the Gen X grunge slacker. Ah, better times..."
i agree with that sentiment.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:05:49 EDT (#)
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Ok....yeah, I'm a nerd.
*own it own it own it nothing to be ashamed of own it own it*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:04:50 EDT (#)
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I tried finding the Randall quote(s) when he's "on the line with the distributor" from Clerks I but haven't had any success so we'll have to settle for this hilarious clip.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Clerks-Randall-orders-Happy-Scrappy-Hero-Pup
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
61% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
38% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
Not nerdy, but definitely not hip.
I'm surprised, I would have thought I would be nerdier. I guess I'm more of a geek than a nerd.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-23 14:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm NOT a nerd, I just have a freakish sponge memory.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
32% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
67% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
Low Ranking Nerd. Definitely a nerd but low on the totem pole of nerds.
forensic you NERD!!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm only somewhat Nerdy. I can live with that.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php
There's also a version 2 in which I scored "Uber Cool High Nerd." Again, how rude.
The questions are so infuriatingly simple, it can't be valid or reliable. :P
I WANT TO DO THE TEST THAT PROMISES I'LL GO MAD! I CAN'T FIND THE BLOODY THING.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:29:16 EDT (#)
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FG whats the link to that quiz please?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm done with my work today so I'm sitting here trying to look busy. I found a Nerd quiz and took it.
18% scored higher (more nerdy),
1% scored the same, and
81% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
High-Level Nerd. You are definitely MIT material, apply now!!!.
HOW RUDE!
I'm trying to find this one particular quiz. It's supposed to drive the quiz taker mad. I have no idea what it's called. :(
Submitted by Jack_of_Spades (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Clerks 2 was an abomination, I laughed AT it once or twice throughout.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:16:18 EDT (#)
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i've had friends like Randal. never a dull moment when you have friends like that...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Randall's an ass. So is Dante for that matter.
Jay is hilarious though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:11:28 EDT (#)
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Hey Fatboy-
I've posted my Top 10 Movies of All Time lists on a few occasions and "Clerks" has been a part of it.
i.e.
[Randal reads a newspaper while a customer studies two rental choices.]
Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good.
[Randal continues reading, not even acknowledging her]
Customer: Are either of these any good?
[Randal continues to read.]
Customer: Sir!
Randal: What?
Customer: Are either of these any good?
Randal: I don't watch movies.
Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either of them?
Randal: No.
Customer: You've never heard anybody say anything about either movie?
Randal: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
[The customer turns around, then turns back with the same two movies]
Customer: Well, how about these two movies?
[Randal still never looks up.]
Randal: They suck!
Customer: I just held up the same two movies. You're not even paying attention.
Randal: No, I wasn't.
Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate...
Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.
Customer: I only pointed out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.
Randal: I hope it feels good.
Customer: You hope what feels good?
Randal: I hope it feels so good to be right. There is nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Customer: Well this is the last time I ever rent here...
Randal: You'll be missed.
Customer: Screw you!
[The customer storms out. Randal runs out into the street.]
Randal: Hey you're not allowed to rent here anymore!
You may now return to defragging someone's computer.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 13:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-23 10:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too late, you've been forever branded as a pervert, you have now joined the ranks of such notable uber perverts as Eric D. Rice, Director, Jack McCallum (to be fair, he only rapes cats), and Shlongy.
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awwww how cute, look at Shlongy trying to fit in with the younger crowd by pretending to know what's going on!
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u135/bissona/herbert-dance1280x1024.gif
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whenever i see a baseball cap that's just sort of set on someone's head with three inches of space between the cap and the scalp i just want to take a fucking nail gun and press that stupid hat permanently into their skull. it makes you look like a fucking hydrocephalus patient when you add 3-4" of height to your head.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Randall Graves kicks ass.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Clerks 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha what is that from
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well, we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Randal: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-23 12:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If by same club you mean "mommy said vaginas have teeth and will bite my penis off so I avoid them at all costs", then yes, yes I am
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-23 11:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can respect that.
And remember, there's always masturbation, and by "always" I mean "you can snap one off at your desk" anytime you'd like.
Are you a member of the same club that Frankthebear is in?
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-09-23 11:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i want some of that chronic you just smoked
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-23 11:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Attacking my virginity is a low blow, man. It's a life choice on my part, you judgmental bastard
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-23 11:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like you just smoked a blunt and are about to go prowl the night for sluts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-23 11:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I sure do...and you sound bitter.
I'm pretty sure that someday, you'll get some pussy. DON'T GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-23 11:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're right, Cyranose, not everyone can put a quarter in every gumball machine in the supermarket and then stand in the corner with a giant butterfly net.
YOU GOT ME!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-23 11:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-23 11:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
15 year olds are "where it's at", son.
ANYONE can score with 40+ year-old broads.
Well, not anyone, actually...You and the rest of Uber - exluding Shlongy - sure as hell can't.
But you get the idea.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-23 11:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not hard to be smooth with 15 year old girls, Casanova.
Why don't you have a seat over there?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-23 11:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-23 10:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too late, you've been forever branded as a pervert, you have now joined the ranks of such notable uber perverts as Eric D. Rice, Director, Jack McCallum (to be fair, he only rapes cats), and Shlongy
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what a fucking "knights of the round table" that is.
sweet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-23 10:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is no pervert.
Shlongy is, as they say, smooooooth.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-23 10:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im a pervert but i do have standards.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-23 10:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, that doesn't surprise me one bit
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-09-23 10:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NICE hotel room! I love hotels!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-23 10:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too late, you've been forever branded as a pervert, you have now joined the ranks of such notable uber perverts as Eric D. Rice, Director, Jack McCallum (to be fair, he only rapes cats), and Shlongy.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-23 10:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can honestly say that Im no pervert I was jesting to be sure, then again I havent hit my 40's yet so perversion may be just on the horizon...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-23 10:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sgt promised me faithfully when I mailed him he was not a pervert! might have known!
:)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-23 10:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-09-23 10:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If there's going to be all kinds of circling going on, count me in. You know how I get down.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-23 10:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ugh, that Hartman guy is a real mysoginistic asshole. There's no room for that sort of disgusting behavior here. Someone ban him ASAP.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 10:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pervert below
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-23 10:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-23 10:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circle rub/poke/lick/suck
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damn girl, you're saying all kinds of naughty things today...
if you feel like continuing feel free to send me an e-mail!
am always up for a naughty e-mail back and forth!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-09-23 10:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Hidden!
I tried to organize a circle rub with my friends but all we got was a wicked case of carpal tunnel
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-23 10:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circle rub/poke/lick/suck
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 09:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey Juls!
i'd be interested in watching a circle rub. you ladies let me know if you plan on organizing one.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-09-23 09:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i came
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-09-23 09:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think women can circle jerk can they? it would be more like circle rub
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 09:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i know i did. i'm sure all the ladies did as well just by looking at my picture.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-23 09:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice late night circle jerking...did anyone come?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-23 09:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-23 00:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I find it fascinating that you seem to get the ladies to gravitate towards your post, and not only that, talk in the lesbian/slutty way that guys seem to find fascinating.
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Hehe.
Submitted by Jack_of_Spades (user info) at 2008-09-23 09:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-23 09:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-23 00:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I find it fascinating that you seem to get the ladies to gravitate towards your post, and not only that, talk in the lesbian/slutty way that guys seem to find fascinating.
My hat is off to you. You obviously have some kind of charm that eludes me.
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Chick?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-23 08:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
its amazing how you can kill a hooker and never get a drop on the duvet.
good work.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 07:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-09-23 04:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey hidden is there any way you can pull some strings or something and make sure the cards beat the dbags the next 3 games?
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uh.... YES. look who you are talking to.
i'll give Pujols a call and tell him to make it happen. i got him on speed dial. we go out and pick up hoes together in my limo all the time.
ok, i lied. i was just going to call Tonja Harding.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-09-23 07:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU'RE LIKE A FASHION GOD
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-09-23 06:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think as long as they are directly backwards and not canted to one side or the other it's ok.
also, you and I may be the last guys in america with goatees
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-09-23 05:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking love coley
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-09-23 04:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey hidden is there any way you can pull some strings or something and make sure the cards beat the dbags the next 3 games?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have a spiderman costume her going begging, there better be a good fancy dress do soon!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't even try. it's embarrassing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i want someone to dress up as cat women for me please or bat girl
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yikes! You sound frighteningly like my Premenstrual wife!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that means anything at all to me why? i like maddox, and? have another drink.
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118760
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post made me cum :(
Bad man, yo are a bad man hidden :(
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you don't need to keep dropping hints, you know.
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Man With The Beautiful Eyes
When we were kids
there was a strange house
all the shades were
always
drawn
and we never heard voices
in there
and the yard was full of
bamboo
and we liked to play in
the bamboo
pretend we were
Tarzan
( although there was no
Jane)
and there was a
fish pond
a large one
full of the
fattest goldfish
you ever saw
and they were
tame.
They came to the
surface of the water
and took pieces of
bread
from our hands.
Our parents had
told us:
" never go near that
house"
so, of course,
we went.
We wondered if anybody
lived there.
Weeks went by and we
never saw
anybody.
Then one day
we heard
a voice
from the house
" YOU GOD DAMNED
WHORE!"
It was a mans
voice.
Then the screen
door
of the house was
flung open
and the man
walked out.
He was holding a
fifth of whiskey
in his right
hand.
He was about
30.
He had a cigar
in his
mouth,
needed a
shave.
His hair was
wild and
uncombed
and he was
barefoot.
In undershirt
and pants
but his eyes
were
bright
they BLAZED
with brightness
and he said,
"hey, little
gentleman,
having a good
time, I
hope?"
Then he gave a
little laugh
and walked
back into the
house.
We left,
went back to my
parents yard
and thought
about it.
Our parents,
we decided
had wanted us
to stay away
from there
because they
never wanted us
to see a man
like
that,
a strong natural
man
with
beautiful
eyes.
Our parents
were ashamed
that they were
not
like that
man,
thats why they
wanted us to stay
away.
But
we went back
to that house
and the bamboo
and the tame
goldfish.
We went back
many times
for many
weeks
but we never
saw
or heard
the man
again.
The shades were
down
as always
and it was
quiet.
Then one day
as we came back from
school
we saw the
house.
It had burned
down,
there was nothing
left,
just a smoldering
twisted black
foundation
and we went to
the fish pond
and there was
no water
in it
and the fat
orange goldfish
were dead
there,
drying out.
We went back to
my parents yard
and talked about
it
and decided that
our parents had
burned their
house down,
had killed
them
had killed the
goldfish
because it was
all too
beautiful,
even the bamboo
forest had
burned.
They had been
afraid of
the man with the
beautiful
eyes.
And
we were afraid
than
that
all throughout our lives
things like that
would happen,
that nobody
wanted
anybody
to be
strong and
beautiful
like that,
that
others would never
allow it,
and that
many people
would have to
die.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lean on in. makes no difference to me.
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am still here, leaning toward this machine
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
again, none of your concern.
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so you're saying you don't enjoy that kind of thang?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and not that ANY of it is your concern, but bree gave it to me and i don't want it. so anyone who does enjoy that type of thing is more than welcome to it.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
you have no idea how hilarious that is.
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-23 02:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've got the new bree olson dvd
anyone want it?
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wow, what a cheap whore!
experima, is this your little sis?
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is this a post?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
be a gentleman hidden...
at least on the internet.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 02:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahaha
twat slapping and cum gargling....
sorry, but i have to pass. i'm not a big fan of twat slapping and cum gargling.
but experima is. she's always gargling my cum and making me slap her twat.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-09-23 02:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS that's false fucking advertising, kid.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-09-23 02:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't make me email you proof of the existence of "I Love Pussy".
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 02:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you emailed me at my hidden101 hotmail account, i don't check that anymore, coley. experima has my super secret real address. but i will check my hotmail account now that i know you sent something.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-09-23 02:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus christ experima, I even emailed him *directly* to deliver FREE PORN and no response.
We may be wasting our time here. *sigh*
want to start a porn exchange?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 02:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
save it. we'll make some popcorn and watch it together.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-23 02:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i've got the new bree olson dvd
anyone want it?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 02:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-09-23 02:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
backwards hats are fine.. just not with THAT logo on them
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you better not be a Cubs fan or i will be forced to engage you in fisticuffs.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-09-23 02:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
backwards hats are fine.. just not with THAT logo on them
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-09-23 01:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh it's okay, don't worry, I've taken the liberty of addressing this issue in another venue rather than this illustrious serious writing forum.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-09-23 01:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will interpret your "HAHAHA" as "I WANT IT GOD PLEASE MAIL IT TO ME".
now send your mailing address to rockfishrock.at.gmail.com.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 01:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Let me tell you, for a porn called "I Love Pussy", there sure is a lot of assfucking in it."
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-09-23 01:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have some free porn, speaking of.
my girlfriend and I hit four bars one night, all boring as shit. So we went to the strip club.
Lo and behold, it was XXX night! Free porn for all! While she scored "Two Is Not Enough", I got stuck with "I Love Pussy".
Let me tell you, for a porn called "I Love Pussy", there sure is a lot of assfucking in it.
It's horrible.
Who wants to take it off my hands?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-23 01:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:21:54 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
trust me, these girls love having huge cocks shoved in every hole.
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HAHAHHAHAHAHA oh brother, that totally sounds like something on the back of a porn box.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-09-23 01:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck off, Andrew. You aren't pulling off that whole "she's not sitting right here next to me" shit very well.
*swat*
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 01:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
does coley want to join the party too?
the more holes, the better.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-09-23 01:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 sexy manwhore in a hat
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 01:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you can join if you have a big one, beeltea. trust me, these girls love having huge cocks shoved in every hole.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-09-23 01:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
orphelia's signed up too, so make it a foursome. we can play golf after!
--
(brush brush brush) did somebody say something about golf?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 00:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn, i fucked up a Big Lebowski line. time for bed.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 00:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but seriously, toe. i like your style.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 00:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm more than just a douchebag in a backwards hat, you know.
=*(
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-23 00:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I find it fascinating that you seem to get the ladies to gravitate towards your post, and not only that, talk in the lesbian/slutty way that guys seem to find fascinating.
My hat is off to you. You obviously have some kind of charm that eludes me.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-09-23 00:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
every time you camwhore you remind me of how long it has been since i have done the same.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 00:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He only talks shit when Courtney Cox isn't around.
He is so whipped.
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oh, you HAD to go there, didn't you?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-09-23 00:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOOK!
EVIDENCE!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He only talks shit when Courtney Cox isn't around.
He is so whipped.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hidden is such a pretty, pretty princess
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also I feel this applies
It's at times like these the great heaven knows
That we wish we had not so many clothes
So let's loosen up with a playful tease
Like all lovers did through the centuries
We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?
We're just following ancient history
If I strip for you will you strip for me?
Uh-huh-huh
When it gets so hot the end of the day
You may find your clothes getting in the way
If a pretty dress hides your true desire
Fold it nice and slow, throw it on the fire
We don't need to see what the butler saw
Or a mirrored room with a mirrored floor
All those sneaky looks gazing down on you
Are no substitute for our rendezvous
If you think it's cheap or a bit risque
Please don't say a word I'll just slip away
I am not a man who believes in lies
Like an octopus with big x-ray eyes
Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight
Be generous, I want it all tonight
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course it is. You have a beguiling, rakish charm.
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do you really want to make my ego any bigger?
that was a nice compliment. you would see me blush if you were to tell me that in person.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing has come through on yahoo yet. That`s not unusual. Sometimes it takes awhile.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd titty-fuck scourge. mostly because he's a Cards fan too.
ok, and because i think he's sexy. there, i said it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3?
I count expermia and skeletor.
By the way skeletor was seriously fucking lame.
And a faggot.
I think.
But I guess your throwing scourge into the mix.
What with those great man tits I've read about on the walls in the Uber Men's bathroom
Something along the lines of "if you want to tit fuck me for five dollars just give me a call (867-5309) <3 (heart) scourge.
It's all they talk about now in gabbly.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FG check your yahoo
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, come on, Doodles... i'm getting all this attention from 3 sexy ladies. do you really think i'm even reading the other comments?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not a rise, not even a nibble?
Fair enough i guess.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ladies, ladies... there is plenty of me to go around.
and by that i mean about 12 inches.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
orphelia's signed up too, so make it a foursome. we can play golf after!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crap. I meant threesome.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:20:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:16:55 CDT (#)
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i know. it's hidden, though, so there's enough room for all of us, you know?
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You mean like a twosome?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder what would happen if i left you a nice, shiny -2 you and said you look like a faggot.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the hat
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i know. it's hidden, though, so there's enough room for all of us, you know?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Check out Ms. Thingy-Thang Experima. Here the file name is "fuck me forensic" and she's slutting about.
:D
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course it is. You have a beguiling, rakish charm.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm bringing up TWO bottles. one for me one for you
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-22 23:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
close.... try Westin. come on, look who you're talking to. i'm high class all the way, baby! i'm having a supermodel in a bikini bring me up a bottle of Dom right now!
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holiday Inn?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
didn't understand, below
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then I epic fail.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
didn't understand, below
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:52:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:52:00 EDT (#)
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please excuse me for about three minutes, k?
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be sure to brush your teeth!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
please excuse me for about three minutes, k?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap
UHHHHH..... UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand.... i'm spent.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-22 19:41:51 PDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:35:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
that bed looks awfully good to me right now
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Room for three, beautiful lady.
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good lord you have no idea how sexy i think that is
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Good Lord!
*fwap fwap fwap fwap*
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-22 19:41:51 PDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:35:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
that bed looks awfully good to me right now
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Room for three, beautiful lady.
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good lord you have no idea how sexy i think that is
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:35:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
that bed looks awfully good to me right now
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Room for three, beautiful lady.
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now you are fucking talking! both of you get on a plane this instant.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:41:57 EDT (#)
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i agree, orphelia. as long as you are talking about your lingerie and perfume, that is.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:41:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:35:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
that bed looks awfully good to me right now
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Room for three, beautiful lady.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:37:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-23 03:28:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's because i am in a hotel room. this is my favorite hotel. i love Westins.
i would let you ladyfy my bedroom, but i already did that myself. i just bought all new bedroom furniture for my new house. i wish i could have afforded the bed in this hotel room, but i looked it up in the catalog and it's 10 grand just by itself. i spent that much on my entire bedroom set!
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A bedroom needs flowers and polka dots and pink. And sexy lingerie draped over chairs and powder puffs and perfume on the dresser.
You ought to camwhore the new pad. I may do mine, I am rather proud of it.
That is a big bed.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:37:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that bed looks awfully good to me right now
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it has a huge window with a great view of DC and i like to leave the curtains open. *wink*
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:35:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:32:11 EDT (#)
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do a barrel roll!
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that made me L-O-L
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that bed looks awfully good to me right now
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do a barrel roll!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's because i am in a hotel room. this is my favorite hotel. i love Westins.
i would let you ladyfy my bedroom, but i already did that myself. i just bought all new bedroom furniture for my new house. i wish i could have afforded the bed in this hotel room, but i looked it up in the catalog and it's 10 grand just by itself. i spent that much on my entire bedroom set!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like... you're looking into my soul, and challenging me to fisticuffs.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You appear to have red eyes.
Your bedroom looks like a hotel room.
Let me ladyfy it for you.
<3
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-09-22 22:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
awesome.
Now do a backflip.