Crying For Crazy Turtles (808 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.09 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Steve St. Awesome (View user info) at 2008-09-19 22:10:28 EDT
Lonely blue socks, so feeling for crazy pants,
I'm crazy,
Blue socks, so feeling for crazy tractors
Crazy, I am
Wanted socks, you've sold
As long socks was me love
You'd knew I'd turtle
New somebody?
For me?
Leave turtle
You'd someday socks,
Then and pants,
Worry? Myself?
Let I do sluts
Why worry?
Do I did world
The in what wondering
You hold cold crazy pants
Could glove my that stinking
For crazy
Crying for crazy and trying for crazy
I'm
You loving for crazy I'm and
You hold could love my socks
That thinking for crazy
Crying for crazy
And trying for crazy
I'm
You loving for crazy I'm
And turtles
User Reviews
Submitted by JudeOrchid (user info) at 2009-02-25 16:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You are a gentleman and a scholar!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-10-17 01:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you should know, this is one of my favorite poems ever. this is the kind of art people say isn't art, which makes me happy because everybody in the english department at this school is like that and i hate them for it.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-09-21 14:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I suggest jello shots
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2008-09-21 14:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-09-21 12:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, just because it's fucked up and disjointed doesnt make it good.
You just nailed how I'm feeling right now...
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-09-21 12:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, just because it's fucked up and disjointed doesnt make it good.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-09-21 04:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit, now i feel like a douchebag. i mean not really, but if the internet could effect in me real feelings, that is how i would feel.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-20 17:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aj is right. Steve is an evil fucking genius.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-09-20 17:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Lonely blue socks, so feeling for crazy pants,
I'm crazy,
Blue socks, so feeling for crazy tractors
Crazy, I am
Wanted socks, you've sold
As long socks was me love
You'd knew I'd turtle
New somebody?
For me?
Leave turtle
You'd someday socks,
Then and pants,
Worry? Myself?
Let I do sluts
Why worry?
Do I did world
The in what wondering
You hold cold crazy pants
Could glove my that stinking
For crazy
Crying for crazy and trying for crazy
I'm
You loving for crazy I'm and
You hold could love my socks
That thinking for crazy
Crying for crazy
And trying for crazy
I'm
You loving for crazy I'm
And turtles
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Translation:
I'm crazy for loving you, I'm crazy for trying and crazy for crying. Crazy for thinking that my love could hold you. I'm crazy for loving you, I'm crazy for trying and crazy for crying. Crazy for thinking that my love could hold you. Wondering what in the world did I do? Why do I let myself worry? Then someday you'd leave me for somebody else. I knew you'd love me as long as you wanted. Am I crazy for feeling so blue? Crazy for feeling so lonely?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-09-20 16:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha
It's great when you read it backwards and ignore other nouns such as socks and turtles.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-09-20 12:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-20 10:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-20 02:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rating the poster.
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2008-09-20 09:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
would've been better if you just shat on a turtle..
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-20 03:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67741
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-20 03:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-09-19 23:04:15 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Reminded me of e.e. cummings for some reason.
+1 for making an effort to be creative
+1 because you are cute
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i LOVE ee cummings.
you're cute, too? i didn't know that.
*searches for camwhore*
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-20 02:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rating the poster.
Also, the file name explains EVERYTHING.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-09-20 02:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Reminded me of e.e. cummings for some reason.
+1 for making an effort to be creative
+1 because you are cute
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-09-20 01:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rating the filename.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-09-20 01:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't worry, crazy is the new black
ps. skate it off
pps. i was just attacked by a bat and i probably have rabies now, but i won't cry, iwont cry no i wont shed a teaaaar, just as long, as i don't have raaabies....but i probably do :(
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2008-09-20 01:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm about as deep as a puddle.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-09-20 01:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ummmmm
Uhhhhhhhh
Errrrrrrrr
LOOK! SOLID GOLD MOOSE!
*Runs away*
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-09-20 00:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rating the poster.
Cos I do that 'throwback' like that, yo.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-09-20 00:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this is not getting a lot of reviews because nobody, myself included, wants to give you a negative rating.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-09-19 23:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Corn Nugget is looking for a dude a few posts down.
You guys could pool your disability checks.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-09-19 22:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2008-09-19 22:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm in deep shit.