I'm Druckin' Funk (566 hits)
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Submitted by Lostnphound (View user info) at 2008-09-18 00:05:19 EDT
My year anniversary with Ubersite is rapidly approaching,not that you care. But for the love of fuck, let's celebrate!
It's been months since I've posted anything. This can be viewed as fortunate to the regular user as I've got nothing much to offer. You and I both know this. Shockingly enough, I obtained employment (a job, asshole) that hasn't allowed me the time I require to post pure garbage and attempt to pass it off as literature or something else worth reading (my overall rating should reflect that).
Now, some of the things I've learned during my short tenure might be considered valuable knowledge to those who are new and/or are considering contributing their first post (don't).
First, and foremost: Never masturbate in your food, eat, and disclose it on Uber. Listen, everyone does it (right?). But, Jesus fuck, don't tell us about it. Keep it to yourself, like everyone else does. Imagine a site where anyone could post about spunking in their meal and shoveling it down their gullet...
Fuck it...post about your ability to consume your own wasted spawn...I have tons of new trinkets that are lacking that "covered in vomit" feature that I so adore.
Second: You're not funny. We all know this. Something about being drunk, high, or retarded leads you (me) to believe you (I) are (am) funny. This is profoundly false. Allow this post to serve as proof of the latter statement.
Lastly, I'm drunk. No matter what you say or believe, I'm drunk. You can shave the nut hair off a camel and tell me it's cotton and I WILL BELIEVE YOU. If that doesn't prove my insobriety, allow the picture of a stiff cock below to demonstrate my inability to function behind the wheel of an auto carriage.
Almost Happy 1 year to me!
Eat shit,
Lostnphound
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-09-19 00:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-09-18 17:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Imprettysureitsjustreallydrunkandfelldown
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That'a girl!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-09-19 00:29:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-09-18 06:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your year is up, please fuck off.
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My name is Sexualchocolate1984. Practically everything I write is terrible and I have this infectious ability to be obtuse and otherwise uneducated when reading other user's posts. Words like, "the", "a", and "a", confuse me greatly.
Please submit definitions to these words as I'd love to use them correctly in one of my upcoming posts.
All my best,
Sexualchocolate1984
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-09-18 17:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Imprettysureitsjustreallydrunkandfelldown
Submitted by jtrujillo34 (user info) at 2008-09-18 15:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOUR DRUCKEN GAY
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-09-18 12:27:31 EDT (#)
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HAPPY UBERVERSARY!
I keep meaning to mail you, I 'still' believe you are a Hurty alter!! ;)
Good to see ya around, mail you soon :) x
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Orphelia, shoot me an email...I'll give you my number to call me to prove that I'm not Hurty.
You'll have too spend the money to find out, but at least then, you'll know!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-09-18 06:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your year is up, please fuck off.
Submitted by Lamia (user info) at 2008-09-18 06:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-09-18 03:45:59 EDT (#)
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solid 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-18 03:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess the new job etc means no time for Grueber? :(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-09-18 03:26:13 EDT (#)
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HAPPY UBERVERSARY!
I keep meaning to mail you, I 'still' believe you are a Hurty alter!! ;)
Good to see ya around, mail you soon :) x
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-09-18 03:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's odd you're celebrating the year anniversary for frequenting a site...
I should celebrate my two-year anniversary to pornhub....
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-09-18 00:51:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-18 00:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
>hic<
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Berg-enstain Bears, how goes...whatever it is that you do?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-18 00:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
>hic<
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-09-18 00:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anybody...? Nobody...? Alright...