hatemadness JoeAverage (736 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.21 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Wildman (View user info) at 2008-09-05 03:34:59 EDT
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-06 16:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loki, I can assure you that I'm exactly who I say I am. I'm 6'3" 225 and I work out 6 days a week, not to brag but I'm ripped and I have been since highschool. I have an excellent job and I played D1 football. No I'm not telling you which school because there is plenty of info on me on the internet without exposing my name. I was an Academic All American and a starter. I'm a good looking guy and I'm very outgoing. I own my own business and I make more money in a year than you will in the next five. I'm not giving any more detail than that.
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What's it like to peak in high school? I bet you just can't wait for each and every five-year period to expire so that you can re-live your glory days at reunion time.
You probably keep a list of people to call to remind them of the date(s) and to make sure enough
will show up so you can hold court.
Call someone like me I'll tell you: "Since I didn't like any of those assholes then, why in the fuck would I want to see them now?
But you especially remind me of the story about the high school coach and the football player.
One day, during practice drills, the football player kept dropping balls left and right. He couldn't even catch a cold.
When he came back into the locker room the coach pulled him aside to teach him a lesson. He bent him over a chair, dropped his pants, and sodomized that boy for all he was worth.
The next day the same damn thing happens. The coach walks over and says: "Damn son, you are sure a slow learner. Okay, I guess we'll just have to repeat the lesson". So he bones the player again, I mean he really packs his shit this time.
The following day it happens again!
Well, this time the coach comes over looking especially grave and sober. And he says: "JoeAverage, I want you to be honest with me"
"This isn't about football, is it?'"
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Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-04-03 18:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-03-17 10:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no new posts to place this on... hope you see this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/121441#2871200
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-14 04:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well no it is not about....sports.
Ya loon who jokes
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-16 16:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
best doshit ever
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-02-16 12:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Joe, Hate and Buttsecks: 5 stars on the Uber-scale.
Totally unrelated docu on alien abductions : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyVdWxlZGvU
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-02-16 11:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks! :)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't figure it out!!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGH
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:00:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel dumb right now - you'd better email me.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-09-07 19:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-09-05 14:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jtrujillo34 (user info) at 2008-09-05 13:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck yeah. Joe average sounds like a douchebag. Insecure idiot if he has to post his stats on uber.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-05 13:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THAT'S RIGHT, JEANNNEEE!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-05 12:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy below
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-05 12:11:01 EDT (#)
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This contest fucking blows.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-09-05 11:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for JoeAverage and mediocrity in general!
Points for this post...for making me laugh.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-05 10:46:04 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-09-05 10:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mooooooooooo. Moo.
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2008-09-05 09:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stifling a yawn through this terrible joke will likely be the most difficult task I endeavor to complete today.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-05 09:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-09-05 08:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hoo fah
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-09-05 07:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-09-05 06:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does amway count as your own business now?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-09-05 05:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU SURE SHOWED HIM.
THAT AVERAGE FUCKER.