surati qogani (736 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: 0.31 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by who-who (View user info) at 2008-08-27 14:16:25 EDT
He never told me to be quiet, no matter how loud I screamed and wailed as the ladyboy thrust a massive, donkey sized cock into my young, taught ass from behind. She just kept pounding away, harder and harder building up a sweat that smelled something like a mixture of raw sewage and the stale dirt that one would pry out from under an ingrown toenail.
I dug into the sheets to keep from slipping and falling face first into her ever growing puddle of stench that was under me. The room was dark but I could still make out the text on a plaque hanging on the wall. "Third Place Soap Box Derby 1984: Doodles"
I take an opportune moment while she is adjusting her sack to swing and try and push her off of me but she is not new to rape and my little, girl arms are no match for this gargantuan beast of a hegirl. She grabs my hair in one hand and gives me a good punch in the ass with her other.
Smack. Smack. Smack.
Her newly attached nudicles are slapping against my thighs, I let out a sigh as I wonder how long she is going to keep this up seeing as those damn things are just for looks and aren't even functional.
A quick glance at the stereo reminds of her of the time and she rushes off and scrubs her crotch with the toilet brush. She runs back in freaking out because her mom is about to be home and the trailer is a mess.
She opens the door so I can leave and says that if I tell anyone that she would kill my mommy and daddy. I start crying because all I wanted to do today is go to the playground with my older sister Sarah and when I lost her this stranger asked if I need help and now I am in this trailer.
As I ran out of the door I could hear her yell, "Violate this Cunts, Daddy you will never touch me again."
User Reviews
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-28 19:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-28 16:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-27 23:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/misspelling
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/typo
They aren't quite the same, champ.
You are the biggest fucking dork on this site Doodles. You've trailed me to every negative reply I made on every page and then immediately wrote above my comment something queer like, "He's trying to hard to be mean." This is all because I thought this post was funny and I said so? This post must really hit home with you (and by home I mean your trailer). And for the record I was trying to be as big a tool as you are by making a comment above your incorrectly spelled post. Yes it is incorrectly spelled you GED flunking moron. I didn't say it was misspelled I said it was incorrectly spelled and that is 100% right. It's amazing you're a complete tool bag but you aren't smart enough to be a nerd . . . where exactly does that leave you? You should probably kill yourself and then maybe you can finally fit in . . . the ground.
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I'm just going to help you out a bit here.
You are the biggest fucking dork on this site, (COMMA) Doodles. You've trailed me to every negative reply I made on every page and then immediately wrote above my comment something queer like, "He's trying to (TOO) hard to be mean."(Tries really hard to hate, below.) This is all because I thought this post was funny and I said so? (Sentence shouldn't be here because there is no transition between your two separate thoughts)This post must really hit home with you (and by home I mean your trailer). And for the record, (COMMA) I was trying to be as big a tool as you are by making a comment above your incorrectly spelled post. Yes it is incorrectly spelled you GED flunking moron. (No, it was a typographical error, so sorry)I didn't say it was misspelled I said it was incorrectly spelled and that is 100% right. (Misspelled = incorrectly spelled; they are synonymous, or they mean the same thing) It's amazing you're a complete tool bag but you aren't smart enough to be a nerd . . . where exactly does that leave you? You should probably kill yourself and then maybe you can finally fit in . . . the ground.
Now I know I didn't completely fix this for you, but I'll give you a chance to rewrite it by Monday morning for half credit.
Deal?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-28 16:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-27 23:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/misspelling
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/typo
They aren't quite the same, champ.
You are the biggest fucking dork on this site Doodles. You've trailed me to every negative reply I made on every page and then immediately wrote above my comment something queer like, "He's trying to hard to be mean." This is all because I thought this post was funny and I said so? This post must really hit home with you (and by home I mean your trailer). And for the record I was trying to be as big a tool as you are by making a comment above your incorrectly spelled post. Yes it is incorrectly spelled you GED flunking moron. I didn't say it was misspelled I said it was incorrectly spelled and that is 100% right. It's amazing you're a complete tool bag but you aren't smart enough to be a nerd . . . where exactly does that leave you? You should probably kill yourself and then maybe you can finally fit in . . . the ground.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-08-28 15:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-28 14:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better (-1)
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-08-28 11:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-28 07:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-08-28 03:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-08-28 02:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-27 22:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss my best student in Bible-school.
Forgive me Jesus, I just lied again and that's a sin.
I miss ALL my students.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-27 21:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Doodles/l/lackluster_tributes
You've made it big, kiddo.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-27 21:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Inocrrect below.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2008-08-27 21:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a masterwork and needs to be praised.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-27 21:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But I see you mentioned me.
Good show.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-27 21:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a faggot.
And the chink is a lady boy.
You both need to go die.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-27 20:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I didnt really like this...but... "Third Place Soap Box Derby 1984: Doodles"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-27 19:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dude
wtf?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-27 17:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-08-27 15:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what baffles me is that this is the kind of shit that gets higher ratings than my posts
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That is because no one likes you.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-27 15:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the old man's period blood is soaking through all the posts
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-27 15:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you ever read the spooge that you have put down on your post. The Weird Al is a true gem, have you had sex yet virgin?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-08-27 15:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what baffles me is that this is the kind of shit that gets higher ratings than my posts
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-27 15:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat hot shit, Steve.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-27 14:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know. I just assume now you're trying to throw in as many tenses in one sentence as possible.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-08-27 14:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good show, old boy.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-27 14:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehee.
Those nudicles are fucking weird....dogs, horses, cats....different textures
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-27 14:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck, why do I always fuck up the tenses?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-27 14:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry forgot to rate
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-08-27 14:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
omg i was laffing...
thankee blahblah.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-08-27 14:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just threw up in my mouth a little.