Uber-Lytton: The Trials of Crickleborne Manor (481 hits)
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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (View user info) at 2008-08-22 21:44:37 EDT
Lord Thistlethwaite wrinkled his upturned nose at the view from the third floor balcony; the oft-splendid tableau of rolling emerald hills, verdant woods and fertile pasture beyond the manor's stone-walled gardens received nary a glance, with all attention focused upon the sixteen-foot furrows spelling out the word 'CUNT' in the middle of the once-manicured lawn below.
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-08-25 17:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's good to see some old names.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-08-23 05:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I snorted out loud.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-23 00:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2008-08-22 21:53:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-22 21:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy SHIT.
Who the fuck is Impassive-Digressive?
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That's me!
I pretty much just lurk now, I haven't written anything for ages. If I could get away with posting a single sentence every time, I would probably contribute a little more.
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I'm just glad to see that name on the front page.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-23 00:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-22 19:03:30 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wasn't the idea to make a bad story?
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I wish there was more to this! You fail.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-22 23:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-22 22:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You failed at failing.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2008-08-22 22:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sup, fellow 2 year hiatus lurking son'bitch
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-08-22 22:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pen_name comment 2
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2008-08-22 22:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
??
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-22 22:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was fucking GREAT.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-22 22:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is one of the best stories I've read on uber in a long time. You failed at failing.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-08-22 22:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA
Well played, good sir
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-22 22:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wasn't the idea to make a bad story?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-08-22 22:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sheer, distilled awesomeness
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2008-08-22 21:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-22 21:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy SHIT.
Who the fuck is Impassive-Digressive?
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That's me!
I pretty much just lurk now, I haven't written anything for ages. If I could get away with posting a single sentence every time, I would probably contribute a little more.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-08-22 21:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
old user 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-22 21:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy SHIT.
Who the fuck is Impassive-Digressive?