The Uber-Lytton Fiction (555 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.9 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2008-08-22 20:07:44 EDT
Fall had arrived, the season where the leaves change, the winds chill, the college girls returned to town and obstinately refused to acknowledge that summer was over as they wore the shortest of shorts, the season where drinks flowed and old regrets were repeated, and, Grant thought to himself, the season he would finally get laid.
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-09-20 03:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This re-affirmed my hatred for ducks.
Ducks are assholes!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2008-09-20 01:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been listening to ABBA all day and I love ducks.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-08-25 05:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-23 19:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture makes me sad.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-08-23 18:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No one will have sex with you
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-23 00:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-22 18:16:49 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This should be worse.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2008-08-22 22:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-22 21:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This should be worse.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-22 21:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never knew that about ducks
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-08-22 20:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm there.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-08-22 20:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you looking for another football league?
367876
qwerty
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-08-22 20:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But only because you used "obstinate."
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-08-22 20:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
I could work with that.