Oh alright then... (1610 hits)
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Submitted by Fey (View user info) at 2008-08-14 18:56:19 EDT
Fate (or scourge being useless) has given me a chance (which I'm sure I'll deeply regret) to present to you my hair at its new and current length. No, the sunset behind me isn't photoshopped.
User Reviews
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-12-17 13:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i don't like it. not that you asked...
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-17 13:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
""Generally speaking, reading your comments and skimming your posts (which is all I've had the energy for) feels like being trapped in a washing machine full of shit.""
--> Fair enough. That is your opinion and I certainly respect that, although the need to point out "(which is all I've had the energy for)" was both unnecessary and EXACTLY what you claim to loathe below.
""I have a deep and abiding hatred of the lowest common denominator and an extreme lack of humour when it comes to anything that smells like misogyny or discrimination.""
--> And yet you come to Ubersite and bicker, fight, shit post and camwhore and do all the things that us lowly peons do? Step out onto the balcony of your ivory tower and look around; your pompous parapet is built in the middle of a KINGDOM of shit. You're no better than any of us cave-dwellers. In fact, you're worse. Most of us accept what we do as nothing more than dicking around and curbing boredom; you act like you're so far above all this while doing many of the same things. How sad for you that you take things so seriously and use such strong phrases like "deep and abiding hatred" and "extreme lack". People having fun and screwing around inspires hate in you? What an absolutely appalling trait for someone who is so special and so much our enlightened superior! Who hurt you or what horrible act did you witness to make you so bitter? Surely there's a catalyst for this perplexing condition of yours and your thinly-veiled hypocrisy. If not, then maybe you're not half as good a person as you think you are.
""I was thinking I might try and deny the judgemental thing, though in all honesty I can't. I am not, however, ignorant.""
--> Making a very personal judgment about what type of person someone is without having ANY facts about that person is the definition of ignorance. "without knowledge or understanding" - look it up if you can be arsed to have the energy for it. And of course you can't deny the judgmental thing; 90% of your reviews on this site are judgmental.
""And I'm not pretty. Pretty is far too meaningless a word to apply to my appearance. I'm striking (sometimes literally).""
--> Trust me, you're pretty and nothing more. You're certainly in no way, shape or form striking. I wouldn't fall all over myself to get next to you or buy you a drink in a social setting. Should you make eye contact with me, I'd tip my hat and smile and carry on. "Pretty" is innocuous and generic and that's exactly what you are. There's a fine line between confidence and conceit and you would do well to learn it. "Pretty" was my opinion; get over it.
But do keep up the good work, princess. Maybe with enough condescension and chastisement you can save us all from ourselves.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-15 14:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You're far too pretty to be so ignorantly judgmental.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120031#2831933
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-12-06 13:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-11-07 04:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jew?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-07 03:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fey.... wheres my loveliness?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-10-17 09:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-10-16 18:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually toe, yes. Whereabouts are you?
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Auckland. I'm a Jafa through and through. Make your way up here, I'll show you the places where homeless people pee.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i wanna bust my baby gravy all ova your face.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks like a Bukkake "before" shot.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like the eyes.
And the hair.
The rest not as much.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I would be aware of this if that was true...because I'd probably be doing time for some type of incest-related offence.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-16 19:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fey looks like Shlongy's bastard daughter. Fess up and pay your child support old man.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-10-16 18:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually toe, yes. Whereabouts are you?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-10-14 08:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you in the land of the long white cloud yet?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-09-16 07:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fey...when are you going to email me lots of loveliness?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-09-14 22:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You have kinda creepy eyes and I appreciate that...
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-09-14 22:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHOW US YOUR (nose) HOLE(s)
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-09-14 22:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RE: Wtf? (2644 hits)
I demand you post a picture with ample nostril exposure. This one is not nostrilley enough.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-09-04 08:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-09-04 08:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What, you just post a hot picture then disappear? That's how you play it?
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What the fuck are you on? Hot? No.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-09-04 08:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well... I didn't actually, you know... pay anything. Free is pretty cheap, isn't it?
I'm sorry. What would you have me do?
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-09-04 08:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What, you just post a hot picture then disappear? That's how you play it?
You've made me feel so cheap.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-08-27 14:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oy, I wasn't aware you'd returned from your hiatus. Then again, I must have the observational prowess of a goldfish.
I'm keeping as well as I can, I suppose. I trust the same can be said for you?
And I hope to post in the future, it's just that most of my writing in recent months could be categorized as either largely ambitious (and ultimately unfinished) or so thematically dense as to be unreadable. But I don't see why I couldn't put up a few of the lighter pieces.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-08-24 03:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are quite the pretty Nordlander...
Still wish you'd frame your sublime neck a bit more, but hey, it's all good.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-08-19 16:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your smile rocks.
let's not talk about the hair, and be happy.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-08-18 11:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty! :)
Submitted by HerrSchniedelwichs (user info) at 2008-08-18 11:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more pooper.
Otherwise, not bad, madame.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-08-17 15:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look slightly less like a prepubescent boy...slightly.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-08-17 14:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll bet you like to cheat on your boyfriends with transvestites.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-16 23:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have responces to this post tempered whatever misconceptions you had about ubersite being a haven for intellectuals? Just remember, if you want hits and a positive score put up a picture of an attractive, intelligent woman. Easy-peesie.
p.s. call me =D
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-08-16 17:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
have you ever teased you hair into an afro? That would be awesome.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-08-15 21:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You look old.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-08-15 17:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice eyes
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty and your hair is awesome.
So have a +2 because I know you dislike orphelia, just like I do.
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She's a man, you know.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
some of the reviews are kind of funny.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-15 10:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to have a poodle.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-15 10:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
seen it.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-15 09:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.engsoc.org/~pat/log/20050606.jpg
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-08-15 08:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kinky
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-15 07:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate i_can_get_you_a_toe.
RICKY THE DRAGON STEAMBOAT, FUCK YEAH, WOO!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-15 07:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If your lips are any indication of your snatch, then you've got a pussy that you could get a papercut off of. Damn.
In other news, I'm not a morning person.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-08-15 07:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
out of the phone.....photo.....yeah...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-08-15 07:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know someone is standing next to you and you cut them out of the phone. I demand to know who it is, as they could very well be the last ingredient in my human soup
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-15 06:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love your eyes, mail me fey
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-08-15 06:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you were fantastic in Cheers.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-08-15 05:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-15 04:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you have a real hairy bush?
I don't want you to.
Tell me it isn't so?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-15 04:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're rather good-looking...
...for a boot.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-08-15 02:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not being mean, it's true.
There's something Muppet-like about your face.
Just because I have a penis for a chin does not mean I'm not allowed to point these things. Out.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-08-15 01:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-14 21:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty and your hair is awesome.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-15 01:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there space for rent in your heart?
I'm a non-smoker (FYI).
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-08-15 01:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh noez, I hate falling in love. It's such a vulgar vulnerability.
That's a lovely picture, but proportionally unusual, like you cropped your boyfriend (or more likely girlfriend) out. Tell me you're single and I'll write a poem about slobbering wolf-men and their queen.
Do you want to be the beast or the best,
the grade or the test?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-15 01:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very attractive
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-08-15 00:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-08-15 00:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have curls too and i recently cut my hair to almost the same length as yours. I am envious because mine just got really big and frizzy. Yours looks great.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-15 00:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ps I am not envious of your hair. One of my closest friends has hair similar, only nearly to her waist, so although the curl stretches a little, it still takes a fair bit of work to get it looking fab.
Therre is something cat like about your smile.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-08-15 00:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-15 00:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-14 23:59:12 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Killer lashes.
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you look beautifully serene in that photo. the setting is stunning.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-14 22:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm envious of your hair!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-14 22:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thanks, axe face.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-14 21:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty and your hair is awesome.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-14 20:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like you fell through a colander :(
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-14 20:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im glad my friend Pentameter likes you, otherwise our newfound friendship might prove to be difficult and awkward.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-14 20:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty and your hair is awesome.
So have a +2 because I know you dislike orphelia, just like I do.
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lol
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty and your hair is awesome.
So have a +2 because I know you dislike orphelia, just like I do.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have curl envy.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What time is our date?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_boat
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Babs = http://www.nbrconsulting.com/personal/images/barbra.gif
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Friends it is. Neither am I, so it works out perfectly.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm too new for you to have formed an opinion. Let's be friends. I'm not particularly friendly, but maybe that's okay.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont know whether I like you or not. Here's a +2, in case I do.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok I can't get it any higher than that.
Zoot suit.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BLondie rocked.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mars bars.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ducky - dragonboat?
Sacrilicious - =) (how do you do emoticon eyelashes?)
Director - Don't sweat it, it happens. Who's Babs?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jello pudding pops.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hello kitty.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh poo.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
as;lkjdf
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-14 19:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-14 18:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally meant to +2 that. I'm so, so, so, so, so, so, so very very very sorry. Please forgive.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-14 18:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Killer lashes.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-08-14 18:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BABS!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-14 18:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dragonboat with a girl who looks just like you.
Beautiful curls :)
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-08-14 18:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty lady