Long Hair, Eh? (1109 hits)
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Submitted by Gay (View user info) at 2008-08-13 09:30:56 EDT
What's your favorite type of bubble gum? I've taken to chewing while at work and have yet to find my favorite kind. I enjoy a gum that lasts a long time such that I only use a few pieces each day. I take a break at 10, lunch at 1, and sometimes another break at 3 which means I need a piece to last me from 8-10, 10:30-1, 1:30(or 2 depending on where I'm going)-3, and 3:30-4:30. Typically I don't chew during the last portion.
I've been getting the BigEPak from orbit and have tried the melon mint and the bubble mint. These aren't the best orbit flavors but they are the only ones that promote "White." Generally my favorites are the really minty ones yet I look back and remember bubble gum that came in packs of 5 with pieces that were a good size cube. Gonzo Grape, Strawberry, etc. to name just a few flavors were staples as a kid.
The absolute worst gum in history would have to be the piece that came in baseball card packs. The gum would be no softer than a Necco and would crunch for about 3 minutes before it became malleable enough to chew. Second worse, in my opinion, would be double bubble. It was like chewing on a gob stopper for a minute before you actually knew it was gum. The only saving grace was the comic strips printed on the wrappers...or was that Joe Blow? I don't remember nor care.
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Oh yeah...in lieu of my most recent photo and the claims to have had a shaved head here is a picture from last week. I never completely shaved my head either. I've always had an attachment.
Eat a bushel of dicks :)
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-08-14 08:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do all advertisements for food/gum/sweets imply that their product has psycho-hallucinegenic properties?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-08-14 07:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate i_can_get_you_a_toe.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-13 17:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My return to this website has been triumphant.
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Yes, you can rank it up there with that time you smeared poop on the wall. Congratulations.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-08-13 16:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
niche d-bag hair cut you got there
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-13 16:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Silly fool. The Japanese don't hate Americans. We're the only ones who buy their cut-rate animation.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-08-13 16:14:43 EDT (#)
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If I worked with you, I would throw mini marshmallows at your head all day - to see if I could get them to stick.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 16:11:23 EDT (#)
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I think it's extremely clear that everyone is ridiculously jealous of my pretty looks. Looks aren't everything, people.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:45:44 EDT (#)
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Go to Tijuana and have some mexicans Bondo that forehead.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meant to give you +2 earlier, well, just 'cause.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:27:26 EDT (#)
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I recommend chewing Orbit Sweet Mint.
Whatever you do, DO NOT buy their limited edition "Positively Pomegranate". I bought a pack, and while it's pleasant tasting at first, the gum falls apart within 20 minutes for some odd, likely chemistry-related reason.
Blasted chemists.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:19:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 14:37:16 EDT (#)
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If I didn't love the hate would I continue to give you guys ammo by posting nothing but camwhores and shit posts? Really?
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Have you ever given us anything else?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:17:51 EDT (#)
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We're never going to become pen pals when I move to Japan if you keep this up, internet person.
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-08-13 14:54:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:31:09 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eurotrash wannabe below.
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Don't you have a date to siphon bubba's jiz out of McCallum's ass, or has he not posted today yet?
Cross your fingers!
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Tsk. Responding to quips re: your adopted stereotype with (poorly spelled) homoerotic references to Bubba? For shame.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-13 14:33:01 EDT (#)
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haiku, aside from being a faggoty assed faggot, has a point....this hate is like a watered down version how hate used to go around here.
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Simon's like a retarded baby. You don't hate him, really. You just want to put the pillow over his face and put him out of his (and everyone else's) misery.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-08-13 14:54:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:31:09 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eurotrash wannabe below.
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Don't you have a date to siphon bubba's jiz out of McCallum's ass, or has he not posted today yet?
Cross your fingers!
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-08-13 14:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 14:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I didn't love the hate would I continue to give you guys ammo by posting nothing but camwhores and shit posts? Really?
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Like I said...
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 14:37:16 EDT (#)
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You are never too old to put gel in your hair. The last people to give advice in this world are the trash that frequents this site.
And furthermore, any dipshit that believes I wanted to make a "triumphant return" and couldn't take the comment for the facetious intent is just as retarded.
If I didn't love the hate would I continue to give you guys ammo by posting nothing but camwhores and shit posts? Really?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-13 14:33:01 EDT (#)
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haiku, aside from being a faggoty assed faggot, has a point....this hate is like a watered down version how hate used to go around here.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-13 14:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eurotrash wannabe below.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-08-13 14:28:20 EDT (#)
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So I was reading some jay greening posts last night where method and company just completely and utterly fucking destroy him, and aside from being ridiculously entertaining, it shed a whole new light of complete indifference to the snoozefests you and icarus produced that from what I remember went/go as follows:
har har u r totally redneck
haha no way get off my dick
P.S. Once you graduate from junior high, it's time to give up spiking your hair.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-13 14:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My return to this website has been triumphant. I am MEGAMAN!
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Wow. You just posted something on a backwater webforum. That's seriously awesome. So what next? What other lofty goals could you possibly achieve in the brief span of one human lifetime? Register on Livejournal? Maybe get a Discover card? I seriously want to read your memoirs. Seriously.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-08-13 14:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:32:16 EDT (#)
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My return to this website has been triumphant. I am MEGAMAN!
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Your delusion knows no bounds.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:52:57 EDT (#)
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If you don't mind looking like a douche for a month or two that's okay, however I can never bring myself to do it...
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You've looked like a douche for years on Uber. Put that experience to work.
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It is a sad day indeed when Jack and I have similar thoughts.
But not about cats. I punt them he....raises them.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:32:16 EDT (#)
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My return to this website has been triumphant. I am MEGAMAN!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die slow
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 06:52:57 PDT (#)
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The thing is that I've actually tried to grow my hair out a few times and because I have a double cowlick in the front I always get to this stage where gel won't do anything and there's no style that works in transition. If you don't mind looking like a douche for a month or two that's okay, however I can never bring myself to do it and I wind up getting a fade again.
The longest my hair has ever been is to my ears. Anyone got any suggestions on making it through that awkward transition phase short of wearing a hat constantly?
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Newsflash: no one gives a fuck what you look like. Toss the gel (real men never use gel) and use your gum instead.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your return to this website has been about as welcome as a Muscovite tourist in T'bilisi.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I figure you for a guy that doesn't really mind the abuse as long as you get the attention, so here you go.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:35:56 EDT (#)
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Orbit.
None of the gay flavors. Just the regulars: spearmint and peppermint.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These aren't the best orbit flavors but they are the only ones that promote "White."
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Neo-Nazi?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you don't mind looking like a douche for a month or two that's okay, however I can never bring myself to do it...
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You've looked like a douche for years on Uber. Put that experience to work.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're gay. We get it. Go fuck Zoidberg or something.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:55:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
More wasted bandwidth
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NO HE'S A PROFESSION JUNIOR CHEMIST....YOU BETTER RECKONIZE!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:45:48 EDT (#)
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Cherry Skoal.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:39:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
uhhhh, dude, they are safety glasses. Nice try, though.
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They are shaded. Do you work in a firework testing factory??
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:39:13 EDT (#)
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uhhhh, dude, they are safety glasses. Nice try, though.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nice sunglasses!
just kidding.
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:29:48 EDT (#)
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Hah, had...my hairline is still intact but barely. It is putting up a good fight. I've found that my hair right in my cowlicks is almost blonde which gives it a balding look. I had to look in the mirror myself just to confirm. Whewww!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:21:57 EDT (#)
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Looks like your hairline is progressing well on its battle to reach your ears.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why be so gay for gay boy?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-13 10:00:03 EDT (#)
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How about some hair advice from me?
Are you sitting down?
Get some dax strong hair wax if you have it over there and dont have your hair so short that the gel cant hold it. apart from that just roll with it...let the hair go roughly where it wants and style the hair around it to suit your face, which in your case would be not spikey all over.
Dont put any water on your hair and always dry it throughly after washing otherwise it will be to shiny.
Use conditioner not just shampoo.
If i were you i would have your hair at least a grade shorter at the sides than the top
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:56:21 EDT (#)
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LOL at below. That's the first bit of humor I've enjoyed all week, which means you are all weak.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:54:53 EDT (#)
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sure....once it gets to that awkward length trim it a bit with a shotgun
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:52:57 EDT (#)
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Shlongy...you're emailing everyone aren't you?
Muddy...that hair is far away from a Staten Island blow out.
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The thing is that I've actually tried to grow my hair out a few times and because I have a double cowlick in the front I always get to this stage where gel won't do anything and there's no style that works in transition. If you don't mind looking like a douche for a month or two that's okay, however I can never bring myself to do it and I wind up getting a fade again.
The longest my hair has ever been is to my ears. Anyone got any suggestions on making it through that awkward transition phase short of wearing a hat constantly?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Based on this week's posts, I now regret emailing bart and telling him to reinstate you to Uber.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're really living up to your handle there, Ricky Martin.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l286/trisha29_2006/douchebag.jpg
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:41:08 EDT (#)
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stone?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:40:22 EDT (#)
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when I was in Junior High everyone had spiked hair
I'm 33 now
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:40:11 EDT (#)
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+2 hair.
The first part of the post was gibberish to me :/
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:39:06 EDT (#)
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What sort of electric power supply do you use to get your hair to do that? AC or DC?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:38:46 EDT (#)
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Jr. Chemist FTW!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:38:18 EDT (#)
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And let's not forget your intelligents!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:37:31 EDT (#)
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You're very handsome and funny, to boot!
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:34:47 EDT (#)
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Muddy...are you saying I have cartoonish features or that my uber posture is cartoonish?
Thanks for clarifying.
Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you serious...
You wasted that amount of time typing about gum?
and you look like a semen merchant.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:33:03 EDT (#)
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA velcro man
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-08-13 09:32:41 EDT (#)
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Green Extra
but seriously....you're cartoonish