Long lost (742 hits)
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Submitted by Fey (View user info) at 2008-08-11 15:39:57 EDT
Around the edges of the beams of light I'm following, the wet tarseal sparkles like moonlight on the waves of an ocean. I'm lulled by the smooth motion of my windscreen wipers, rested yet weary after a long drive. I ride the curves of the road, I know these twists and turns. I'll be home soon.
The complete, velvety dark of a night without stars or streetlights surrounds my island of warmth and light, pressure without malice. There's something lying on the road in front of me, and I swerve out to avoid it, my eyes straining into the dark of my rearview mirror once I've passed.
I'm walking through the rain, my car parked in a stranger's driveway, back toward the still form briefly glimpsed.
I crouch beside the quiet body and reach out a tentative hand. Warm tears are mixing with the cool rain on my cheeks. The kitten is still warm, and as I pick it up its last breath escapes it in a small, lonely mew.
God kills kittens.
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Submitted by John_H_Kim (user info) at 2008-09-30 19:09:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-08-14 11:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your edge.
I like how you speak to FJ.
I'd like to violate you.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-14 08:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
love you too, Fey.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-13 05:27:50 EDT (#)
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Boot
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-08-12 18:44:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-12 18:35:46 EDT (#)
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Shield...windshield.
They both work.
If I used the term windscreen here, people would cock their heads to one side and ask if I was from around here...like calling the trunk of the car the boot, or the bonnett...or whatever other type of clothing is associated with cars.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-08-12 13:36:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-08-12 01:37:28 EDT (#)
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So that's what the K-thump-K-thump was.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-08-12 01:36:22 EDT (#)
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roadkill upsets me.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-12 01:02:41 EDT (#)
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*your*
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2008-08-12 01:02:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-11 20:24:39 EDT (#)
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Amewsing.
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Groan.
I can't get my head around this whole *fingerquotes* windscreen thing. You're a kiwi yes? My aunts all marry kiwis and then drag them kicking and screaming by the hair to Canada where they inevitably spend the next 6 months staring wide-eyed out the window at chipmunks because it seems to be the only type of rodent you're lot doesn't have.
I liked this post though - it was short, to the point, and well-written.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-11 20:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amewsing.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-08-11 18:37:28 EDT (#)
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Every time people masturbate, God kills a kitten. Are you trying to tell us that you're The Terminator except for Jeebus?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-08-11 16:52:29 EDT (#)
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God kills kittens.......For the sake of humanity.
Kittens have been listed as the next major threat for a animal to human viral transmission vector. They already have cat AIDS, next it'll be cat Ebola, and from there a short jump to a widespread plague of blood-shitting, feverish proportions.
Submitted by skee (user info) at 2008-08-11 16:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
he should kill u for writing this
Submitted by Gay (user info) at 2008-08-11 16:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Honest rating :( I like to -2 for no reason your super duper posts. Unfortunately, this wasn't the case.
FUCKER!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-08-11 16:16:00 EDT (#)
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I saved my ex-neighbor's cat a number of months ago.
Its hip was obviously broken, yet when she grabbed the cat out of my arms she picked it up by its armpits. She's dumb
That cat's buddy ended up loving me and would wait by our door for me when I would come home from school. Apparently it was still showing up for a month or so after I moved elsewhere.
The cat I saved was just afraid of everything and everyone, however, which seemed to be for the best.
Moral of the story, you should have snapped its neck immediately.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-08-11 16:12:00 EDT (#)
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God kills kittens.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:58:22 EDT (#)
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'99 Ford Taurus' kill kittens...not god.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:58:14 EDT (#)
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No he doesn't. You do. Murderer.
Submitted by melbie7 (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:55:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jack_of_Spades (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
only near, something about killing myself in response to an ubersite post seems so 2006!
...and emo
good thing I got My Chemical Romance music, my thousands of myspace friends, and superficial self inflicted cuts to keep me from doing anything crazy
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
God didn't kill the kitten, he was knocked down and then you finished him off picking him up! No God at work here, just un-road-savvy kitty.
Where's the rest of this? There should be more, I'm disappointed. My cats always got knocked down... very sad...
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:45:13 EDT (#)
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And Jack_of_Spades, only near? Then I failed at my task. God will kill another kitten.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:44:21 EDT (#)
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Lucky I don't post very often then.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:42:33 EDT (#)
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yes he does, every time you post.
Submitted by Jack_of_Spades (user info) at 2008-08-11 15:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was bored to near suicidal levels within the first sentence...well done