Ok, someone has to fess up... (1176 hits)
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Submitted by Siren© (View user info) at 2008-08-02 17:32:34 EDT
Does this sound like anyone we know? I'll give you a hint: His initials are D.R. and it rhymes with Stranger Exchanger.
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Northern Territory News (one of them Aussie papers)
Driver filmed himself masturbating at 150km/h, court told
PHOEBE STEWART
July 31st, 2008
A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.
His Holden SV6 was allegedly laden with 5kg of drugs, including two cannabis plants resting on the back seat, the court was told.
Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was granted bail so he could marry his girlfriend of six months before he goes to jail.
Prosecutor Sergeant Melinda Edwards said in court the father-of-three told police he "had masturbated while driving'' just before he was stopped for speeding on the 130km/h stretch of the Stuart Hwy.
"(He) also video recorded himself masturbating while travelling at a speed of 150km/h.''
Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt -- who was disqualified from driving -- also told officers his act was "not dangerous'' as the "only person he could hurt was himself''.
Darwin Magistrates Court heard Mr Erhardt was stopped by NT police 25km south of Daly Waters on July 16 for allegedly speeding at 147km/h on his way home from Adelaide.
Police noticed he was "visibly agitated'', and when they told him they were going to search his Holden sedan, he said "go right ahead'', Sgt Edwards said.
It is alleged that officers found 4.96kg of cannabis hidden in a blue esky in the boot, two cannabis plants on the back seat, two drug pipes and a loaded .22 rifle.
Sgt Edwards said Mr Erhardt was arrested and told officers he had "found'' the drugs at a rest stop 100km north of Coober Pedy -- and he intended to smoke all of it at his Noonamah home.
Mr Erhardt also told police he had used the rifle to shoot "kangaroos from the vehicle whilst driving north''.
The court heard the cannabis was worth $136,000 if sold by the gram in Darwin -- or double that in indigenous communities.
Mr Erhardt applied twice for bail last week so he could get married before going to jail.
Magistrate Greg Cavanagh said it was "fanciful'' Mr Erhardt had "just found'' the drugs and that it looked like a "courier'' run.
He granted Mr Erhardt $10,000 bail, and his father also posted a $8000 surety.
Mr Erhardt will face court again on September 1.
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Personally, I don't see anything wrong with anything mentioned here.
User Reviews
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-07 06:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
..........:(
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-08-07 05:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It certainly wasn't me.
I'd definitely do all that stuff but there's no fucking way I'd get caught.
What a retard.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2008-08-05 17:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can't a man get stoned and slap his ham anymore? sheesh!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-08-04 17:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds more like shandy to me..
maybe I'm wrong, though...
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-08-04 07:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-08-03 15:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's a stranger exchanger?
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my former grrlfriend
may her twat rot.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-08-03 17:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, definitely him..no doubt..no doubt
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-08-03 16:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-03 04:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
daniel a red kangaroo buck is like a fucking rhino. maybe if you shot him in his nutsack it would drop him, but he would get up eventually and go graze by the waters edge at some top end creek to coax north american tourists into thinking sweet it's safe to hang out at the creek, on it's very edge.
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fuck that, next time (#3) i'll just rent a bigger car
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-08-03 15:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's a stranger exchanger?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-08-03 12:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-08-03 00:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-02 19:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A .22 shot would not drop one of those big red roos they have out west.
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yeah...but a rental car can, especially on the highway between barrow and tennant
kaaaaaaaBAM!
whoa dude!, those little walla-roo fuckers can fly!!!!
thud!
shake-a shake-a
twitch twitch
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Haha, right on
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-08-03 10:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-02 18:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where have you been?
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Raising a child that put toy guns in his mouth.
Submitted by hsimah (user info) at 2008-08-03 10:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This man deserves a medal or something. To be wanking, filming and driving at excessive speed.
I'd try but the thought of wanking makes me want to wank, so I never get out of the house.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-03 08:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:(
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-08-03 08:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor old ranger.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-03 04:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Silly robot - uber is for Fun
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-03 04:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he only hates women. loose the ponytail steven seagal and you'll get on swimmingly.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-08-03 04:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've heard kangaroos are vicious and powerful...from my brother, WHO LIVES IN SYDNEY AND WHOM I WILL BE VISITING BEFORE TOO LONG...which is to say, who among the Australian crowd here lives in Sydney? I know you don't. Am I going to be drinking with iddqd? Not that he would have me. I wouldn't mind terribly, but I sure don't want to talk about literature and artsy shit. And I damn sure not going back to his flat to play video games and fuck around on Uber.
I guess I could go to the opera with my brother and sip tea...perhaps a glass of wine before bed. Damned sophistico. Sigh.
What the hell am I rating too generously?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-03 04:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
daniel a red kangaroo buck is like a fucking rhino. maybe if you shot him in his nutsack it would drop him, but he would get up eventually and go graze by the waters edge at some top end creek to coax north american tourists into thinking sweet it's safe to hang out at the creek, on it's very edge.
Kangaroos are like oliphants they rarely forget.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-08-03 03:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-02 19:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A .22 shot would not drop one of those big red roos they have out west.
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I don't know. I worked with an ex-Marine (well...once a Marine, always a Marine...I guess...unless you're Ollie North, who is just a dick) who carried a .22 with him most times. He was under the impression that a .22 is less likely to go completely through the skull and will therefore rattle around and scramble things up a bit...causing bad things to happen. I really have no idea, though.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-08-03 01:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fanciful
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-08-03 00:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-02 19:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A .22 shot would not drop one of those big red roos they have out west.
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yeah...but a rental car can, especially on the highway between barrow and tennant
kaaaaaaaBAM!
whoa dude!, those little walla-roo fuckers can fly!!!!
thud!
shake-a shake-a
twitch twitch
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-08-02 19:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A .22 shot would not drop one of those big red roos they have out west.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-02 19:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you really hunt kangaroos with a .22?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-02 18:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I could shoot kangeroos while driving down a highway. :(
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-08-02 18:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A .22? What was he planning on defending himself against? Smurfs?
Seriously, though. Method needs to eat his own shit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-02 18:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Robots do not get erections
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-08-02 18:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where have you been?
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-08-02 18:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the Saturday work laugh.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-02 18:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:( ima got not girlfriend
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-08-02 17:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-02 17:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By Jove! I think you're right!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-08-02 17:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha... Damn, I knew that was a carrot in my ass and not his peenur.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-08-02 17:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard this story yesterday and definitely did not think of D_R because he's too old to get erections.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-02 17:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
or 'tuesday' as shandy calls that