ATTN: apollo88 and/or other well-to-do persons - For the bargain price of $50,000 USD, I would be happy to keep Bubba1234567 locked in a small cage in the creepy shed back of my house for the rest of eternity. (1069 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.93 on 80 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jeanneee (View user info) at 2008-07-28 12:00:04 EDT
I would also happily consider larger bids.
How was everyone's weekend? Mine was delightful, thank you so much for asking. I saw a stingray fly out of the ocean like some kind of fish-bird.
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Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-07-29 13:50:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-29 04:41:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:08:12 EDT (#)
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How is your shed "creepy?"
Meat hooks hanging from the ceiling? Unexplainable 50 gallon drums capable of holding hazardous materials like hydrochloric acid? Incriminating stains on the floor?
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Every single visible inch of the walls, ceilings and floor are covered with pictures of cats.
Submitted by artemisia (user info) at 2008-07-29 03:42:08 EDT (#)
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an insider joke i assume
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-29 00:58:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:06:30 EDT (#)
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I'm a libertarian with no money. But I like beer a whole lot.
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Perfect
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-28 23:48:11 EDT (#)
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god DAMMIT
*STINGRAY
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-28 23:40:37 EDT (#)
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a stringray IS a fish-bird you moron
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2008-07-28 23:24:24 EDT (#)
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Cunt.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-07-28 21:16:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:42:34 EDT (#)
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Fine, Oathy. You don't give a shit, nor do I. Expect -2s from now on. Fuck off and die!!!!!
*justkidding*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-28 20:18:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:42:56 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:26:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:49:21 EDT (#)
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YOZZ GIVES UP!??
GREAT NOW I'M OUT $20.
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Oathy, I've rated you well because I like you.
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Bubba, I'd LIKE to think you've rated me because what I've submitted was entertaining or worth reading.
I don't care who 'likes' me on this site, to be honest. I don't mean to offend you in saying that, but it's true.
I honestly don't give a fuck what anyone here thinks about me.
except for me old egg.
i get under your skin in a very unique and consistent manner remember?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:57:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:14:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:04:02 EDT (#)
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Would you settle for $50 and a makeout session?
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SOLD to the drunk gentleman in the back row.
Can I collect BEFORE you move? I may not be back in CO until next Feb or March.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:42:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:26:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:49:21 EDT (#)
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YOZZ GIVES UP!??
GREAT NOW I'M OUT $20.
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Oathy, I've rated you well because I like you.
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Bubba, I'd LIKE to think you've rated me because what I've submitted was entertaining or worth reading.
I don't care who 'likes' me on this site, to be honest. I don't mean to offend you in saying that, but it's true.
I honestly don't give a fuck what anyone here thinks about me.
Yes, that EVEN means Shlongy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:26:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
YOZZ GIVES UP!??
GREAT NOW I'M OUT $20.
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Oathy, I've rated you well because I like you. Why are you letting me down?
I did my part and you turned into an asshole. Thanks, shithead.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:18:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:17:29 EDT (#)
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Yeah, but I will soon Bubba.
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Lemme know what you find. I'll be honest, honest.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:17:41 EDT (#)
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You're welcome, Jeanneee. . .
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:17:29 EDT (#)
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Yeah, but I will soon Bubba.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:16:05 EDT (#)
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Yozziesuck, I see you went back in time. Now go fuck yourself. As you said, you don;t know anything about me.
Fine, I admit it. I lost my job at Arby's. Shit.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:11:44 EDT (#)
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Bubba - "Failure Analysis Engineer"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:06:24 EDT (#)
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*Yozz fails to contain his excitement*
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:04:31 EDT (#)
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Trivia:
There actually exists a town in the south called Possum Kingdom.
http://www.possumkingdom.com/
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:03:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:57:13 EDT (#)
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"Just send it to: Buy Bubba A Brain Fund, 123 Fuckyouinthefatass Road,
AUrora, CO, care of Oathmeal Cockinthesock, 80123. "
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Bubba, I'm starting to believe your press - the unfunniest motherfucker here.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 18:01:56 EDT (#)
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Sorry, Oathy. I'll pay you back.
My mother always told me: Never argue with a fool, most people won't be able to tell the difference.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:57:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
YOZZ GIVES UP!??
GREAT NOW I'M OUT $20.
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Just send it to: Buy Bubba A Brain Fund, 123 Fuckyouinthefatass Road,
AUrora, CO, care of Oathmeal Cockinthesock, 80123.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
YOZZ GIVES UP!??
GREAT NOW I'M OUT $20.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:35:54 EDT (#)
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"BTW, Apollo +2ed the post to which everyone refers. Just a point of fact."
What the FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT....
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Jesus, boy, you don't pay attention, do you?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:37:19 EDT (#)
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It's OK, Oathy. Do you know the difference between Yozz and Colorado boys?
Yozz walks up and puts in in.
Colorado boys put it in and walk up.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:35:54 EDT (#)
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"BTW, Apollo +2ed the post to which everyone refers. Just a point of fact."
What the FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT....
You know what - nevermind.
*Yozz gives "it" up*
Whatever the fuck IT is.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:34:59 EDT (#)
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Sorry, Bubba.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've got $20 on Yozz.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:32:36 EDT (#)
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Yozz can't read any better than Apollo. BTW, Apollo +2ed the post to which everyone refers. Just a point of fact.
Yozz, give it up, tiny one. You suck.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:29:54 EDT (#)
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"Yessir, I has a fetish. It involves fucking with little boys on the internet."
We already knew that Bubba.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:27:37 EDT (#)
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Yessir, I has a fetish. It involves fucking with little boys on the internet, those tiny boys who think they are badasses and can't read between the lines. :)
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:24:53 EDT (#)
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"cocksmoker" and "faggoty mouth"
Sounds like you have a fetish there, Bubba.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:23:18 EDT (#)
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Maybe THIS drama will put Jeannnnnneeeeee on most heated. :D
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:22:13 EDT (#)
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Yozz, shut the fuck up. You know nothing about me, unless you saw a phoney ID I put out there, one that belonged to a friend.
This is the internet, moron, take it as it is and shut your faggoty mouth.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:18:46 EDT (#)
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Bubba,
You are making some dangerous assumptions. You have no IDEA who or what I am. First, you made some assumptions about my personal wealth. For all you know, I may be able to buy and sell you. I may be Bill fucking Gates for all you know. Now, you have assumed that you would want to tangle with me. You do not know my physical size. You do not know how much training I have had. You should be more careful.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 17:07:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:32:46 EDT (#)
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Bubba, is that the best you can come up with? Srsly?
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Yeah, that's my best. If you want me beaten, you will have to come and do it yourself, idiot. I look forward to it. Anytime, kid.
Is it really so hard to type seriously?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:38:03 EDT (#)
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Yozz, Bubba is special. His mind doesn't work the same way yours or mine does, but that doesn't make him any less worthy of our insults and derision.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:35:56 EDT (#)
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Also: fill all your SCUBA tanks and oxy-acetylene torch tanks and such, and take them with you. They don't have any oxygen in Colorado.
"Fire won't burn up there. No fire at all."
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:32:46 EDT (#)
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Bubba, is that the best you can come up with? Srsly?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:31:57 EDT (#)
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http://ugaphoto.alumni.uga.edu/multimedia/UGAVI/
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:25:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:53:44 EDT (#)
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I would be happy to contribute a couple of g's if you promise to beat him mercilessly at least once a week.
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The only "g's" you have are on your keyboard, cocksmoker.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-07-28 16:09:51 EDT (#)
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Is that the qualifying characteristic for a "skate?"
A ray that can briefly leave the water?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:53:44 EDT (#)
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I would be happy to contribute a couple of g's if you promise to beat him mercilessly at least once a week.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:47:14 EDT (#)
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Sure. Swordfish with bechamel sauce and grated pecans.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:36:20 EDT (#)
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I don't know. Do you like fish?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:16:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:12:55 EDT (#)
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Thanks Bubba. Now I feel kind of bad for wanting to lock you in a cage forever.
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No problem. BTW, what do you usually feed your prisoners?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:12:55 EDT (#)
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Thanks Bubba. Now I feel kind of bad for wanting to lock you in a cage forever.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:11:38 EDT (#)
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Bunches of breweries/brewpubs in Boulder and surrounding area, but more is just fine with me. I'd like to see another asskicking Pale Ale.
Just outside of Boulder is a place called Louisville. Go to C.B. Potts and try some of their microbrews. Excellent, and great food as well.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 15:06:30 EDT (#)
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I'm a libertarian with no money. But I like beer a whole lot.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 14:27:08 EDT (#)
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No. We are not still shagging. At least not in this dimension.
My boyfriend is hoping to start a brewery in the Boulder area within the next few years, and I go where he goes.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 14:24:21 EDT (#)
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The People's Republic Of Boulder??
Hope you're a liberal with a LOT of money.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-28 14:21:09 EDT (#)
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done.
also, isn't that where oathmeal moved to?
are you two still shagging?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-28 14:06:50 EDT (#)
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i'll chip in
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-28 14:00:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:46:38 EDT (#)
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You'll need to buy extra bicycles to live in Boulder. There're more bicycles there than people. I think bicycles may actually grow there, out amongst the rocks.
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there's so many bikes in CO, it's ridiculous, but that's a good thing. i loved mountain biking in Winter Park. it was incredible.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:47:10 EDT (#)
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well shit, everybody's moving to goddamn colorado.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:46:38 EDT (#)
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You'll need to buy extra bicycles to live in Boulder. There're more bicycles there than people. I think bicycles may actually grow there, out amongst the rocks.
Also: Long's Peak is pretty sweet. I have stood atop it in shorts and a t-shirt as freezing rain clung to my ponytail (because the weather is different once you go up an extra mile or so) for the photo op.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 13:17:07 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the tip. We're looking at Boulder mostly.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:45:20 EDT (#)
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Jeanneee stay out of Commerce City and Aurora. Just a friendly tip.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:42:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:34:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:23:16 EDT (#)
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I don't care if he likes it or not. If he does, bonus for him. I'm just trying to make some extra scratch for my upcoming move to Colorado, and this seemed like a reasonable place to start.
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What part of Colorado are you moving to?
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Denver area
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:41:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:32:58 EDT (#)
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too easy to escape from
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That's what the cage is for.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:34:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:23:16 EDT (#)
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I don't care if he likes it or not. If he does, bonus for him. I'm just trying to make some extra scratch for my upcoming move to Colorado, and this seemed like a reasonable place to start.
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What part of Colorado are you moving to?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:32:58 EDT (#)
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too easy to escape from
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:25:38 EDT (#)
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Negative. Plywood.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:24:12 EDT (#)
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jeanneee, is your shed made of metal products?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:23:16 EDT (#)
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I don't care if he likes it or not. If he does, bonus for him. I'm just trying to make some extra scratch for my upcoming move to Colorado, and this seemed like a reasonable place to start.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:21:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:17:22 CDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:08:12 EDT (#)
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How is your shed "creepy?"
Meat hooks hanging from the ceiling? Unexplainable 50 gallon drums capable of holding hazardous materials like hydrochloric acid? Incriminating stains on the floor?
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It's where the lawn mower lives. There's lots of spiders, dark shadowy corners, etc.
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Hell, he might actually LIKE that if that's the case.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:19:14 EDT (#)
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Freaks rules.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:17:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:08:12 EDT (#)
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How is your shed "creepy?"
Meat hooks hanging from the ceiling? Unexplainable 50 gallon drums capable of holding hazardous materials like hydrochloric acid? Incriminating stains on the floor?
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It's where the lawn mower lives. There's lots of spiders, dark shadowy corners, etc.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:17:18 EDT (#)
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Give me back my creepy shed! I said you could only borrow it for the weekend :<(
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:17:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:13:03 EDT (#)
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I'll chip in.
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So will I. The refrigerator crate I live in is falling apart.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:14:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:04:02 EDT (#)
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Would you settle for $50 and a makeout session?
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SOLD to the drunk gentleman in the back row.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:13:03 EDT (#)
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I'll chip in.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:11:55 EDT (#)
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Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer.
Homer: It is?
Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers.
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:10:10 EDT (#)
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This is a bit stupid.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:09:17 EDT (#)
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I slept on a stranger's couch all weekend, spending my time in varying degrees of consciousness and/or drunkenness.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:08:12 EDT (#)
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How is your shed "creepy?"
Meat hooks hanging from the ceiling? Unexplainable 50 gallon drums capable of holding hazardous materials like hydrochloric acid? Incriminating stains on the floor?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:06:21 EDT (#)
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Is "a small cage in the creepy shed back of my house" a euphemism for something?
I think it is.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:04:02 EDT (#)
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Would you settle for $50 and a makeout session?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-28 12:03:23 EDT (#)
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That movie was awesome.