you might puke, seriously, i warned you. Fuck off. (482 hits)
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Submitted by Sars (View user info) at 2008-07-24 00:32:42 EDT
So . . .
I'm not really vain, but I think a little festivity is ok, there's the halloween, last weekend at the beach.. (We waited for the 9:30 fireworks, which started at 9:21 and lasted until 9:26..lying assholes. ) Christmas, and me fucking around at work with my phone.
So back to Clearwater this weekend.
I'm lazy and don't feel like putting these together, not that it would matter anyway.
List of Clearwater events, in order
- Go to beach, listen to the boys whine for a solid hour
- Watch my two couple-friends all make out and have dirty stupid sex on the beach and I hate them
- Drink 2 beers
- Boys leave, drink some beers
- Get some drinks that taste like mouthgasms, drink 3 of those
- Drink beer because I feel like I shouldn't be drinking that much
- Get my best friend's kid drunk off our cherries.
- We play 'ashes' til I have to sit down
- Drank some more here and there, but whatever.
- Stay for fireworks at 9:30; end up being at 9:21 while we're getting pizza from the asian pizza/ sushi/ ice cream shop....<-----------------------wtf? stupid chinamen splicing shit together
- Tater demands to go to McDonald's. Yelling the whole way to ensure I'm not getting one "pulled over on me".
- Long story short, end up losing money WHILE IN LINE at lardbusters.. have to go to the car 3 times, and ended up softball pitching $1.25 in assorted change at the McD's empleados.
- Napped on the way home. Smoked a pack of marlboro mediums that day. woot woot.
I WIN. Fuck .
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-09-13 06:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Right. So, four posts later, you still haven't said anything worth listening to or written anything worth reading. I'm done.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fish, chips, mushy peas please.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-24 01:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd like to think that you aren't an alter, but one must never place trust in the internets. It's full of strangers and dangers.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 01:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll do the finger in the butt, your name is assholy, so we have to keep that name legit.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-07-24 00:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i would stink my finger in your butt while you blow me. so if youre thinking thats something you would be up for, give me a call.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 00:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now my webmail is being retarded, too.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-07-24 00:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just click on it you idiots.
or just hold your breath for a good 10 minutes and save us all the pain of your continued existence.
your head is on par with apollo's for sheer magnitude.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-24 00:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
email it to me: ebolamay.at.gmail.com
I'll fix it and send it back. I can't explain how.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 00:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HHOOOOWWW????
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-24 00:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Open it back up in paint again, and resize it.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 00:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yahhhh. WHY IS IT SO FUCKING TINY???? HelPPPPP
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-07-24 00:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice try, Gookie the clown, but you need to blow it up a bit so we can actually see/read it.
+2 for effort and because you were nice to me and you might let me mouth fuck you.
As a teacher, however, I failed you miserably.