UberStats - an adventure in marketing research (1088 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-07-23 15:55:07 EDT
In a past life, I did some work in marketing research...you know, aggregating the results from public opinion surveys about everything from Kraft cheese to overactive bladder medications.
I learned a lot about representing simple data in complex ways so as to confuse the client buying the said data, so that they immediately saw the value of the service my company was providing. It's true: the more confused data makes you, the more valuable it must be. Right?
As I was sitting at lunch today happily gnawing on a barbacoa burrito from Chipotle (which is NOT owned by McDonald's anymore, you dirty fucking hippy socialist eco-gestapo faggots), I had the idea of conducting a marketing research project involving ubersite users penchants and proclivities.
Now...
The best way to go about this is to ask a series of what are called Likert Scale questions. This is simply 1-7 answering.
I ask you a question, you reply with a 1-7 answer. It's really that simple.
Then, I will ensure RELATIVELY sound statistical significance (probably 95% confidence level/interval with +/- 5% margin of error) and chart the findings in a super-cool graph that gives you an at-a-glance snapshot of how the 'respondents' answered.
FUCKING COOL, HUH??
[For the record, if you're not as OBVIOUSLY OBSESSED and CREEPILY FANATICAL about Ubersite like I am (obviously), then kindly drop your -2 and fuck off]
POST YOUR RESPONSES IN REVIEWS ON THIS POST. Not doing so will not only negate your responses but will also make you out to be more of an inept piece of shit than that Banjo character (I mean come on...who blames Citrix for not being able to drive an alter? Fucking dumbass.)
Right, so on to the questionnaire --
1. How often do you visit Ubersite?
1 - Every day, more than 10 times a day
2 - Every day, 5-10 times a day
3 - Every day, <5 times a day
4 - A few times a week
5 - Once a week
6 - 2-3 times a month
7 - Once a month or less
2. When you visit, how long do you spend reading/reviewing?
1 - 1 hour+
2 - 45 min - 1 hour
3 - 30 - 44 min
4 - 15 - 29 min
5 - 5 - 14 min
6 - 2 - 4 min
7 - I only read one or two posts then leave
3. How many times would you say you've linked to a post on Ubersite for a friend/family member to check out?
1 - Dozens
2 - 10 or so
3 - 8 - 9
4 - 6 - 9
5 - 2 - 5
6 - 1 - 2
7 - Why would I want anyone viewing this cesspool of a website?
4. When you do visit Ubersite, how entertained would you say you are during the length of your visit?
1 - Incredibly entertained. I can hardly contain myself when I'm on Ubersite.
2 - Pretty damn entertained.
3 - I stay relatively engaged during my stay.
4 - This place is a hair above decent as far as entertainment value goes.
5 - I only come here because the other sites I visit get stale.
6 - Ubersite is borderline painful to read. I come here for the occasional lulz.
7 - This place fucking sucks and I'm banning myself ASAP.
5. About what percentage of the posts you read, do you actually review?
1 - 100%
2 - 90%
3 - 75%
4 - 60%
5 - 45%
6 - 30%
7 - 10% or less, or I never review
6. When you do review, how often do you rate the post and not the poster?
1 - Always the post, never the poster
2 - Always the post, sometimes the poster
3 - Sometimes the post, sometimes the poster
4 - Sometimes the post, almost never the poster
5 - Rarely the post, almost always the poster
6 - Never the post, almost always the poster
7 - Never the post, always the poster
7. How long have you been active (posting and/or reviewing with a valid account) on Ubersite?
1 - Since day 1, mother fucker, I'm hardcore.
2 - 5 years or so
3 - 4 years or so
4 - 3 years or so
5 - 2 years or so
6 - 1 year or so
7 - Less than a year (aka, I'm a useless fucking n00b)
Alright, so there you have it. AND, to make it easy, simply copy/paste the below 'template' for easy use in submitting your answers.
I'll post the aggregate results (using advanced techniques of data presentation and comparison incorporating scaling algorithms and esoteric computation) after a few days have gone by.
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My answers:
1. -
2. -
3. -
4. -
5. -
6. -
7. -
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Oh, and fuck you Shlongy. Stop sending me e-mails.
User Reviews
Submitted by bricekrispy (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-15 16:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No no no
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-07-26 01:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
6. When you do review, how often do you rate the post and not the poster?
I never rate. :'(
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-07-26 00:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. - 5
2. - 1
3. - 6
4. - 3
5. - 4
6. - 1
7. - 1 - 2002 Chicagogirl, bitches.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My answers:
1. - 3
2. - 5
3. - 2
4. - 3
5. - 5
6. - 3
7. - 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 18:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you.
Submitted by BJ-theGreat (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen you dense fucking bitch:
I'm an altruist.
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You call me bitch and say you are an altruist? Oxymoron.
al•tru•ist Audio Help ˈæl tru ɪst - Show Spelled Pronunciation[al-troo-ist] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
-noun
a person unselfishly concerned for or devoted to the welfare of others
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-25 09:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-25 01:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1) 8
2) 6
3) 7
4) 5
5) 3
6) 0
7) 9
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Jenny?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-25 01:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1) 8
2) 6
3) 7
4) 5
5) 3
6) 0
7) 9
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TittyWinks: Shlongy is older than God but smarter than Method or Doodles.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My answers:
1. 4
2. 3
3. 4
4. 4
5. 2
6. 2
7. 3
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why would I want anyone viewing this cesspool of a website?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My answers:
1. 4
2. 4
3. 7
4. 6
5. 2
6. 3
7. 4
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 15:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You spent a dollar to "promote" this stupid fucking post???
YOU MUST BE RICH!
Or, you're a fucking friendless loser with nothing better to do.
I'll wager on the latter.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
________________________________________
My answers:
1. - 4
2. - 3
3. - 6
4. - 3
5. - 6
6. - 1
7. - 5
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen you dense fucking bitch:
You're doing it wrong.
If you REALLY want to play the role you're trying to play, you need to up the ante. Just drinking a bunch of beer is NOT the way to truly escape and ignore your problems.
I'd like to suggest meth.
Now...you may be saying, "Oh fuck that! I can't afford meth!" but trust me, after your second or third John you won't even notice the increased diameter of your gaping pussy and your cheap, K-mart purse will have plenty of cash in it for your next score.
I'm just trying to help you out is all.
I'm an altruist.
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priceless
Submitted by BJ-theGreat (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The entertainment purposes alone are worth coming here. Oath, Shlong and now Tiddly. Simply pricelss.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice aim, tool
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Whoops! Sorry 8bit.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fag below.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My answers:
1. - 5
2. - 4
3. - 7
4. - 5
5. - 7
6. - 1
7. - 7
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My answers:
1. - 3
2. - 2
3. - 7
4. - 3
5. - 2
6. - 1
7. - 6
+2 is for all the dam trouble you went through to do this.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1-4
2-5
3-6
4-5
5-4
6-2
7-4
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My answers:
1. - FUCK
2. - YOU,
3. - FAT
4. - GINGER
5. - USELESS
6. - FAT (Did I say that already?)
7. - CUNT.
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Ok - THAT was funny.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
________________________________________
My answers:
1. - 3
2. - 4
3. - 1
4. - 3
5. - 4
6. - 2
7. - 5
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
________________________________________
My answers:
1. - 3
2. - 4
3. - 7
4. - 3
5. - 3
6. - 2
7. - 2
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
________________________________________
My answers:
1. - 2
2. - 5
3. - 7
4. - 2
5. - 3
6. - 3
7. - 6
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I only did this because it was on the uberboard. A buck well spent, my friend.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Excellent.
FJ and Poots FTW.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is so gay.
Anyway,
My answers:
1. - 1 [apart from at the weekends]
2. - 1
3. - 7 [seriously, some people actually tell their friends about this site? Damn, that's WACK!]
4. - 3 on a good day, 5 on a bad day
5. - 3
6. - 3
7. - 7
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-07-24 10:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My answers:
1. - 4
2. - 3
3. - 6
4. - 3
5. - 4
6. - 3
7. - 5
for you my good friend...http://www.iheartpapyrus.com/uploaded_images/squid-784492.jpg
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-24 09:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My answers:
1. - 3
2. - 1
3. - 5
4. - 3
5. - 2
6. - 2
7. - 2
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-07-24 08:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll have'em all please.
1. How often do you visit Ubersite?
1 - Every day, more than 10 times a day
2 - Every day, 5-10 times a day
3 - Every day, <5 times a day
4 - A few times a week
5 - Once a week
6 - 2-3 times a month
7 - Once a month or less
2. When you visit, how long do you spend reading/reviewing?
1 - 1 hour+
2 - 45 min - 1 hour
3 - 30 - 44 min
4 - 15 - 29 min
5 - 5 - 14 min
6 - 2 - 4 min
7 - I only read one or two posts then leave
3. How many times would you say you've linked to a post on Ubersite for a friend/family member to check out?
1 - Dozens
2 - 10 or so
3 - 8 - 9
4 - 6 - 9
5 - 2 - 5
6 - 1 - 2
7 - Why would I want anyone viewing this cesspool of a website?
4. When you do visit Ubersite, how entertained would you say you are during the length of your visit?
1 - Incredibly entertained. I can hardly contain myself when I'm on Ubersite.
2 - Pretty damn entertained.
3 - I stay relatively engaged during my stay.
4 - This place is a hair above decent as far as entertainment value goes.
5 - I only come here because the other sites I visit get stale.
6 - Ubersite is borderline painful to read. I come here for the occasional lulz.
7 - This place fucking sucks and I'm banning myself ASAP.
5. About what percentage of the posts you read, do you actually review?
1 - 100%
2 - 90%
3 - 75%
4 - 60%
5 - 45%
6 - 30%
7 - 10% or less, or I never review
6. When you do review, how often do you rate the post and not the poster?
1 - Always the post, never the poster
2 - Always the post, sometimes the poster
3 - Sometimes the post, sometimes the poster
4 - Sometimes the post, almost never the poster
5 - Rarely the post, almost always the poster
6 - Never the post, almost always the poster
7 - Never the post, always the poster
7. How long have you been active (posting and/or reviewing with a valid account) on Ubersite?
1 - Since day 1, mother fucker, I'm hardcore.
2 - 5 years or so
3 - 4 years or so
4 - 3 years or so
5 - 2 years or so
6 - 1 year or so
7 - Less than a year (aka, I'm a useless fucking n00b)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-24 05:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. - 1
2. - 3
3. - 7
4. - 3
5. - 4
6. - 2
7. - 3
Submitted by kefer (user info) at 2008-07-24 05:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My answers:
1. - 7
2. - 7
3. - 7
4. - 7
5. - 7
6. - 1
7. - 1
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-24 05:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My answers:
1. - 1
2. - 2
3. - 1
4. - 2
5. - 2
6. - 2
7. - 4
I love my "share on Facebook" button - so does my mrs. 99% of my "posted items" are Ubersite.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nerd
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My answers:
1. - 1
2. - 1
3. - 7
4. - 3
5. - 5
6. - 3
7. - 5
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-07-24 01:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. 2
2. 4
3. 1
4. 4
5. 7
6. 3
7. 1
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My answers:
1. - 4 although its more like a 3 recently.
2. - 2
3. - 6 holy shit my friends and family are far to square for this although a workmate got blow_fly girl. I think she's away packing maggots as I write this.
4. - 2/1 depends how many tards are grazing.
5. - 3 sometimes lots of reviews because I IS ALL POWERFUL ALTER QUEEN YAAAAAARRRRRR!
6. - 2 again because every genius has their bad days.
7. - 7 what the hell, you old douchebags are all past it anyway.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've never been more consumed by disinterest then I was by this post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The irony is, that the alter below COULD be OLDER than Shlongy...who really knows?
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
right i have 2 go out now. tell shlongy im thinking about him, poor old man. i hope hes got good heating and he doesnt get cold because that would b rly sad. happens soooo much 2 old ppl now.
u r a funny bunch. my friends would b shocked suprised.
byyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeee :) xxx
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, PiddlyShit :)
im not sure about punk. i havent listened to v. much of it. i might like it. maybe hes lonely that he sits on the internet and speaks to young ppl. thats a shame, u should be nicer. poor shlongy, i bet nobody makes dinner 4 him or nothing. if he is an old man then that should happen.
if shlongy wants to send me punk music ill listen but i think i like dance music better. im going to c judge jules soon. my mum doesnt no shed be rly mad and im not 18 when its on but i think ill be ok. do u like judge jules? dance music is the best, u can dance all night & never stop ever. its gr8!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PiddlyShit -
Shlongy is in his late 50's and still listens to punk rock and chats on the internet when he SHOULD be planning for retirement and watching his grandkids.
Try not to feed him with attention or else he'll start sending you free samples of The Cliche's music which, I assure you, you do NOT want to hear.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ur just horrid
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love old people. The oldest pussy I've licked was 93. IT WAS AWESOME
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didnt mean to be mean shlongy. I wos only asking. R u old? I mean if u r, thats ok. You cant be a sick old guy or no 1 would know ur old would they.
Ill talk 2 u if u like. Doesnt seem like anybody here likes old ppl.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Shlongy got owned by sico" you stupid lardass.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My answers:
1. - 2
2. - 1
3. - 7
4. - 3
5. - 2
6. - 3*
7. - 5
I'm starting a new experiment, everything I rate will receive a +2.
Effective immediately
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
[For the record, if you're not as OBVIOUSLY OBSESSED and CREEPILY FANATICAL about Ubersite like I am (obviously), then kindly drop your -2 and fuck off]
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This has more to do with already having taken business statistics, and not caring at all about the results of this than not caring about ubersite (which is also true), but I'll give you a number anyway, since you're such a cool guy.
-2.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
r u an old man shlongy? im only 17 so I cant talk to ppl 2 much older than me. Doesnt seem right that ur old unless u r a pedo.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
SHLONGY GOT OWNED BY A TEENAGER
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
r u an old man shlongy? im only 17 so I cant talk to ppl 2 much older than me. Doesnt seem right that ur old unless u r a pedo. Y would u hang out here? Looks like a young persons site...
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, while I'm at the puter, I just rub my mudflaps with my feet. I exfoliate my feet right onto my mudflaps. Two birds with one stone....or three if you think about it.
I realized why it pisses me off, it takes me about 6 times longer to read that fucking shit than if it were written in "I have a brain bigger than a worm"-speak
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*cough* paedo *caugh*
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
every girl gets naked when shes drunk. I aint any different.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What happens when you get pissed...do you get naked and diddle?
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think it will be a long time b4 i am an a-lister. Wot do I need to do then? I aint doing rude stuff on here, its rude!
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well it's fucking pissing me off. Not really, but in uberality.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You do if you want be an A-Lister like Shlongy.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ur really rude. u can go on my meanie list 2. I dont even know u but I think u mean rude stuff. How can u talk like that in public? Is that stuff meant for PM msgs? ive talked rude on the internet b4 but not infront of anybody else. Do i do that here?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes; Tip #1
1) Show me your hole
1b) Don't tell Mom
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im not an alter... wheres my post gone? Did u take it down? can u take posts down? Im sorry if u didnt like it. only wanted to say hello. Ill try harder next time! U wait and c.
Do u have any tips or pointers to get me started?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
________________________________________
My answers:
1. - 3
2. - 5
3. - 1
4. - 3
5. - 4
6. - 3
7. - 2
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oathmeals.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's fucking alter is tiddlyshit?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JUST KIDDING!
I <3 U AND WOOD NEVER LEAVE A -2 LIEK THAT 4 SERIOUS ON ONE OF UR MASTERPIECES!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Thank you for following instructions, Scourge.
Now stop fucking stalling and post UberDirectory.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
got here
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V
"[For the record, if you're not as OBVIOUSLY OBSESSED and CREEPILY FANATICAL about Ubersite like I am (obviously), then kindly drop your -2 and fuck off]"
and stopped.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. 2
2. 1
3. 1
4. 3
5. 4
6. 3
7. 6
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lolz Aunt Sophie. Im only 17, Im not old enough to be an auntie yet.
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You're aware that the only people who use "lol..." fuck, "lo..."
LOLZ are either Helen Keller when her cat bites her or vagrants, right?
Find your fucking apostrophe. It's spelled correctly, go look it up you fucking twat.
Oh, fuck you clearly can't use a full keyboard...It's right next to where
ur r!ght..
UR R!t3 peeenkey shuld be b^be lolz lolslslzlzl
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha oathy lvs shlong :)
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
HAHAHAHAHAH
I AM THE FUCKING KING OF BAD TIMING TODAY
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thanks, hot stuff!
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I like tatersninja's sense of humor.
I hope that she really DOES have a silky soft vagina or I will truly regret saying that.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My answers:
1. - 3. I guess. I had about three weeks off recently, not that anyone noticed. Some day, like today I am on loads, but I know for the next few days, I will hardly be on, if at all.
2. - 1.
3. - 7.
4. - 3. i pissed myself at 1, oathy.
5. - 4. i read a lot more than i rate.
6. - 2.
7. - 6. I lurked 18 months prior, though.
There ya go, sweety.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no1hasdis has never been accused of being original, that's for sure.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lolz Aunt Sophie. Im only 17, Im not old enough to be an auntie yet.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.nymethod.com/oathmeal.jpg
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lol
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wots an alter?
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Main Entry:
au·di al·te·ram par·tem Listen to the pronunciation of audi alteram partem
Pronunciation:
\ˈau̇-ˌdē-ˌäl-te-ˌräm-ˈpär-ˌtem\
Function:
foreign term
Etymology:
Latin
: hear the other side of retardation
You're either an alter, troll, or some insufferably dimwitted anal leakage.
Aunt Sophie...is that you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
After you finish tenth grade, maybe we'll talk to you.
In the meantime, shut the fuck up.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you a big meanie shlongy? GangsterSquid isn't happy with you. Why do you speak at each other if you dont like?
I dunno what an alter is but I don't think Im one. R u talk bout me?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No...I'm still funny.
4 of my reviews today alone have been copied and pasted for use by other, uninteresting and unimaginitive Uberers for their, and my, Uber enjoyment.
You're just a fucking idiot and maybe you're just not getting "it" today, Lardass.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go the fuck away, Shlongy.
Not only do you smell like shit but your comments are going down in amusement value, precipitously.
I blame it on the fact that you've hit 60. Fucking washed-up loser.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wots an alter?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now oathmeal is having conversations with his own extremely gay alters.
Just like Jack does.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My answers:
1. - 2
2. - 1
3. - 6
4. - 3
5. - 2
6. - 3
7. - 4
I get to link whore for answering
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111957
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you GangsterSquid, thank you for the welcome. Your so sweet! I don't get this so sorry for the -2. I hope I didn't hurt your feelings? Did I?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about TiddlyWinks
User id: 33946
Registered on or around: 2008-07-22 07:28:52 EDT
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# Times these posts have been reviewed: 0
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Average rating of all messages: 0
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Your opinion OBVIOUSLY means an awful lot.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'scuse me Mr. Man? Why you do this? This so silly
This is a really really silly site
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My answers:
1. - 3- but it varies from not in a week to 10+ a day...hitting refresh counts, right?
2. - 1- I just leave all my windows up constantly
3. - 7
4. - 5
5. - 7
6. - 1
7. - 7
I really hate you don't have a "C" in your name, SHLONGY. What the fuck kind of shit IS THAT?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1)3.5
2)5
3)4
4)3, though that, like question 1 is completely relative. But "3" for the purpose of your graphing.
5)3
6)3
7)6
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You really need to find something else to do.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My answers:
1. - FUCK
2. - YOU,
3. - FAT
4. - GINGER
5. - USELESS
6. - FAT (Did I say that already?)
7. - CUNT.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. -2
2. -6
3. -6
4. -5
5. -2
6. -3
7. -3
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck right on off, Fatass.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're the same person, right? Oathmeal/Method?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.nymethod.com/oathmeal.jpg