TKOB NOTB (or, Horse87 at work) (3350 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-07-23 11:31:40 EDT
I just got this picture from Horse87. Yes, that is an old Pac-Man game being played on a bank machine. In his email he said, "That's mame32 running off of a usb key stuck in the atm's controlling pc. These things are now run by windows pc's, fer crissakes, so mame runs nicely on it. It just sees the customer display as a monitor. I had a keyboard attached to the pc, and run out through the fascia, so I was actually playing it." I don't know what the hell any of that means, but the picture is the real deal.
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-08-29 03:21:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-08-29 01:17:19 EDT (#)
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Did I miss the expose'?
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People still think this is fake.
Just after midnight, 75F outside my door. Jayzuz.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-08-29 01:17:19 EDT (#)
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Did I miss the expose'?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-29 12:06:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-29 09:20:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:31:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-27 23:08:44 EDT (#)
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Easy Heat.
Don't turn into the new ETS, Jack. That guy was a loser.
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Bullshit. ETS was better than 99.9% of the morons here.
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How you think that contradicts his statement is beyond me...
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lulz
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-29 09:20:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:31:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-27 23:08:44 EDT (#)
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Easy Heat.
Don't turn into the new ETS, Jack. That guy was a loser.
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Bullshit. ETS was better than 99.9% of the morons here.
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How you think that contradicts his statement is beyond me...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-28 11:31:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-27 23:08:44 EDT (#)
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Easy Heat.
Don't turn into the new ETS, Jack. That guy was a loser.
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Bullshit. ETS was better than 99.9% of the morons here.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-27 23:08:44 EDT (#)
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Easy Heat.
Don't turn into the new ETS, Jack. That guy was a loser.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2008-07-27 11:10:46 EDT (#)
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He's right - ATMs are run using Windows. The big NYC story about the ATMs getting hacked centered around Windows.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-26 14:27:10 EDT (#)
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Someone send me the email of Jack's proposition. I want to see if I can tender a better offer.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-07-26 10:43:31 EDT (#)
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that was mean, saccy. to answer your question, i don't know why this post is on most heated; it seems to be a bunch of techy mumbo jumbo that nobody in their right mind would ever care about. Also, Scourge said this:
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:26:25 EDT (#)
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even the fight in the reviews was shit on this post.
you people disappoint me on a daily basis.
Which is true, but Scourge's Cardinals just got bitch slapped at Shea, and Prince Albert struck out three times, so he's probably just in a bad mood.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-07-26 10:19:09 EDT (#)
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yes, and that what makes baseball such a fascinating sport; as it does not matter how many runs you score in a series, but instead decisions are made game by game. Often in baseball, or "beisbol" if "hablas espanol", what matters most is the overall series record, especially with division rivals. Oh what luck! The Mets and the Phillies ARE division rivals! Could you kindly remind me of the season record so far this year? I just can't seem to remember.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-26 07:03:44 EDT (#)
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You may have won this round, Beel, but overall we scored more runs in the series. I mean a 6 run 9th? Come on!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-07-26 04:16:02 EDT (#)
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HEY SACCY, WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE PHITIN' PHILS? HUH? YEAH!
let's go mets.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-25 22:07:09 EDT (#)
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This post is now running on Adamdidit2u's high octane bullshit. It may last a while.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-25 19:19:03 EDT (#)
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Can someone tell me if there's any good reason this post is so heated? I'm avoiding doing chores and I'll read it if it's any good. All I saw was something about a cat herder and a size queen so I know it isn't about me.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-25 17:52:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:24:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:35:03 EDT (#)
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My heart melts when I see a picture of Caulaincourt. I tried to build one but I couldn't find all the parts. Frenchmen are scarce around here.
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He's not a Frenchman you dimwit, he's gay - and you got plenty of them layin' around.
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lol
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-25 16:25:56 EDT (#)
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No I was banned from posting like I said. It is up to you to prove otherwise.
It's odd how this is eerily similar to this post......
BTW how much did you have to pay Bartbart to revoke my posting ability?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:52:48 EDT (#)
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Are you talking to me, Adam?
You want me to prove that you are lying about a meritless accusation you made?
Shouldn't you try to back up your bullshit first instead of dancing around like an idiot?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-25 15:37:14 EDT (#)
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Prove that I'm lying...
Also tell your mom to stop calling me.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:42:00 EDT (#)
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Lying dramasucker, below.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-25 14:16:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:14:13 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the reminder
HEY ADAM WHERE IS YOUR BIG EXPOSE (IMPLIED ACCENT ON THE 'E' I CAN'T GET THE BASTARD TO APPEAR!)???
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BartBart banned me from posting. APPARENTLY someone paid him to take away my posting privileges
HMMMMM I wonder what fat fucking cat herder it could have been?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:53:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117796#2750867
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-25 11:03:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-25 00:29:01 EDT (#)
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I will kick you in the nuts if I ever meet you.
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BRING IT ON MUTHAFUCKA ASSWIPE DIPSHIT BABYDICK FAGGOT!!!!!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-25 10:24:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:35:03 EDT (#)
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My heart melts when I see a picture of Caulaincourt. I tried to build one but I couldn't find all the parts. Frenchmen are scarce around here.
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He's not a Frenchman you dimwit, he's gay - and you got plenty of them layin' around.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2008-07-25 00:29:01 EDT (#)
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I will kick you in the nuts if I ever meet you.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:14:13 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the reminder
HEY ADAM WHERE IS YOUR BIG EXPOSE (IMPLIED ACCENT ON THE 'E' I CAN'T GET THE BASTARD TO APPEAR!)???
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-07-24 18:52:39 EDT (#)
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Uber is really is FUCKING SHITE now isn't it?
I remember the days when we had proper fucking drama like the Uber-pregnancy debacle or the 'I don't love you I never will' Saga and who can forget that beautiful, beautiful period where Urbane's rancid twat was plastered all over the front page for months on end.
And now you're argueing over a FUCKING BANK MACHINE??!!
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKHEADS??!!
The only hope of salvation is if this mystery Uber-user Jack propositioned turns out to be Apollo because he heard somewhere that he gives good Head.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:35:03 EDT (#)
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My heart melts when I see a picture of Caulaincourt. I tried to build one but I couldn't find all the parts. Frenchmen are scarce around here.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:10:33 EDT (#)
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My landlord built a rather long stairwell for the cats of the old lady on the 2nd floor. Then he made a sign Pour chats seulement. Means For cats only. That way idiots wont try to climb it. Its very narrow. Every tourists who pass by take pictures of it and giggle cuz its so cute to the point where its getting annoying. I will take a picture of it and send it to Jack. I bet his heart will melt and he will build one too.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 16:11:19 EDT (#)
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You're an angry little man, aren't you no1?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:41:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:06:05 EDT (#)
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After a while the average person would actually have to WORK at being that unoriginal. Amazing
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If you want to talk about someone WORKING to be unoriginal, please see attached link. After going through that creativety devoid collection of poorly composed crap, kindly step away from the computer and shut the fuck up, tool.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Jack_McCallum
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 14:06:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:20:43 EDT (#)
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There are no alters here Jack, just a lot of people calling a talentless fraud an fraud. Just let it go. You try to fabricate some fucked up story "proving"
horse87 isn't your alter and you got called on your bullshit. See here :
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748376
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748465
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748476
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748640
You're so fucking transparent. I can just see you sitting at your dead end job in your unwashed flannel thinking "I know what would make a good post! I'll photoshop Pac-Man onto this pic of a bank machine down the street! Wait, now that I think of it, Ubermadness is around the corner, I should dust off my horse87 alter to vote. This would be perfect, I can claim it was him who installed pacman on a ATM and he's working in Canada therefore can't be me! Method and Apollo will never be able to see through this! Wow, this inspired stroke of my own genius has me all fired up! I can't wait to finish filing these memos so I can go home and strap up Miss Fluffy the Feline Wonderfuck again!"
Give it up.
Post = photoshop of American ATM
horse87 = Jack McCallum alter
Jack McCallum = talentless feline fetishist
All you've proven is that you are the Trans-sexual Queen of Douchebaggery.
STFU and go file some reports you paper pushing jackass.
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The incredible thing about no1 is that he has never had an original thought. Every comment he has ever posted has been a regurgitation of ideas expressed by Caulaincourt, Method, Apollo, etc.
Don't believe me? Search his comments. Nothing but the same old after-the-fact drivel.
After a while the average person would actually have to WORK at being that unoriginal. Amazing.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:46:33 EDT (#)
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Well if he's 80, then in his head, he's got 79 friends (depending on which one you ask, I'm pretty sure they can't all get along. )
I HATE FLORIDA TRAFFIC
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:43:48 EDT (#)
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He's 80 different losers with no friends, we know that much.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:43:11 EDT (#)
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Just had sex with ballare's sister
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:39:55 EDT (#)
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Isn't oathmeal like 80 different users, btwA?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:38:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:53:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:45:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:32:33 EDT (#)
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Please.
That is the third time osmeone has accused me of being an alter.
Anyone who doesn't like bubba (99.99%) = alter.
how retarded ARE YOU? You just fucking -2 my posts and tell me I'm a fucking alter you stupid hybrid of hubba bubba abortion and chihuaha.
third level top dog speaks troof
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How many fucking alters did YOU use to comment on this post alone, Apollo? Jesus, you and Method accuse ME of wasting time here, look at all the shit you guys do, logging in under multiple names just to drop a -2 and give me shit?
For people who don't really care about this site you two sure put a lot of energy into it. Losers.
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how retarded ARE YOU? You just fucking -2 my posts and tell me I'm a fucking alter you stupid hybrid of hubba bubba abortion and chihuaha.
This was me...what's going on?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:37:39 EDT (#)
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And while you're at it, tell oathmeal to shut the fuck up because there's not a single, solitary person on Uber who gives a shit about ANYTHING that he has to say.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:34:41 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahahahah
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:20:43 EDT (#)
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There are no alters here Jack, just a lot of people calling a talentless fraud an fraud. Just let it go. You try to fabricate some fucked up story "proving"
horse87 isn't your alter and you got called on your bullshit. See here :
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748376
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748465
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748476
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748640
You're so fucking transparent. I can just see you sitting at your dead end job in your unwashed flannel thinking "I know what would make a good post! I'll photoshop Pac-Man onto this pic of a bank machine down the street! Wait, now that I think of it, Ubermadness is around the corner, I should dust off my horse87 alter to vote. This would be perfect, I can claim it was him who installed pacman on a ATM and he's working in Canada therefore can't be me! Method and Apollo will never be able to see through this! Wow, this inspired stroke of my own genius has me all fired up! I can't wait to finish filing these memos so I can go home and strap up Miss Fluffy the Feline Wonderfuck again!"
Give it up.
Post = photoshop of American ATM
horse87 = Jack McCallum alter
Jack McCallum = talentless feline fetishist
All you've proven is that you are the Trans-sexual Queen of Douchebaggery.
STFU and go file some reports you paper pushing jackass.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:18:47 EDT (#)
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Ugh....you novices with your old-hat methods of getting alters.
If you REALLY want to rake in the accounts, consider exploiting Ubersite's inherent back-door flaws.
Heh. I said back-door. Heh.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:16:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:00:29 EDT (#)
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i've never been afraid of using apollo88 to tell you what a complete and utter cock you are.
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hahahaha
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-24 13:00:29 EDT (#)
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me too.
jack, i hurl abuse at you man to man.
i have only ever been apollo, kwame, arthur_dent.
100% truth.
Bart'll tell ya.
I know you won't beleive me but I'm far to busy nowadays to arse around with alters and such.
i'm on uber in the day about 15mins max.
I log on from home and have a proper read/hurl abuse of an evening on occasion.
i've never been afraid of using apollo88 to tell you what a complete and utter cock you are.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-24 12:29:32 EDT (#)
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Stop fabricating false rumors, Jack, it's very ungentlemanly like. Bart keeps a watchful eye on my IP address, I couldn't make an alter if I wanted to. Besides, I thoroughly enjoy lambasting you with this account, lover, why would I waste the thrill with an alter?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-24 11:53:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:45:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:32:33 EDT (#)
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Please.
That is the third time osmeone has accused me of being an alter.
Anyone who doesn't like bubba (99.99%) = alter.
how retarded ARE YOU? You just fucking -2 my posts and tell me I'm a fucking alter you stupid hybrid of hubba bubba abortion and chihuaha.
third level top dog speaks troof
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How many fucking alters did YOU use to comment on this post alone, Apollo? Jesus, you and Method accuse ME of wasting time here, look at all the shit you guys do, logging in under multiple names just to drop a -2 and give me shit?
For people who don't really care about this site you two sure put a lot of energy into it. Losers.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:35:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:25:17 EDT (#)
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This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:27:01 EDT (#)
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just saw ballares sister having sex
no offence, i just didnt cum
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 03:17:21 EDT (#)
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did you join in?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-24 02:41:40 EDT (#)
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-2 just saw my sister having sex
nothing personal, I'm just grossed the fuck out
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-24 02:40:27 EDT (#)
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a-listers always reference each others. it's the law.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-24 02:21:30 EDT (#)
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Who gives a flying fuck about any of this?
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 00:52:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:19:51 EDT (#)
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Doesnt matter which he services. He still lied, even when no1 mentioned rbc as a major institution he said that those machines were exclusive to the 3 banks he listed which as a client can say is false. GODDAMN! YOU ARE FUCKING SLOW!
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Really Apollo, this is what you're referencing?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:45:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please.
That is the third time osmeone has accused me of being an alter.
Anyone who doesn't like bubba (99.99%) = alter.
how retarded ARE YOU? You just fucking -2 my posts and tell me I'm a fucking alter you stupid hybrid of hubba bubba abortion and chihuaha.
third level top dog speaks troof
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 22:43:21 EDT (#)
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OMG THIS THREAD GOT FUCKING AWESOME BELOW
brilliant.
caul's magnificent return and a rare funny, unstolen from south park, line from the greek god.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please.
That is the third time osmeone has accused me of being an alter.
Anyone who doesn't like bubba (99.99%) = alter.
how retarded ARE YOU? You just fucking -2 my posts and tell me I'm a fucking alter you stupid hybrid of hubba bubba abortion and chihuaha.
(This was a shit-post, hence -2)
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please.
That is the third time osmeone has accused me of being an alter.
Anyone who doesn't like bubba (99.99%) = alter.
How is the niece doing, by the by?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:22:48 EDT (#)
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someone needs to post a reliable compilation of A-listers.
hell I've been here around three years and I think I'm still classified as a noob.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:17:49 EDT (#)
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Are doodles and method the same person???
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just sucked the funny out of my joke like a dementor sucks the happy out of people below.
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Taters: Very Likely.
Doodles: No funny to suck out, dipshit.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:17:49 EDT (#)
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Are doodles and method the same person???
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:05:17 EDT (#)
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Just sucked the funny out of my joke like a dementor sucks the happy out of people below.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 21:01:40 EDT (#)
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Doodles seems to forget that most Uberers can read, unlike himself. Fagboy.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:29:18 EDT (#)
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METHOD, I'M REALLY SICK OF YOUR MOUTH!!!!
YOU AND I NEED TO MEET SOMEWHERE!!
and you can fuck me in the ass, you big old bear. :D
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And I suck up to 'A-listers'?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:52:23 EDT (#)
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Doodles, sucking up to the A-Listers since forever. Fag boy.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Although i see method being the 'cub' and bubba being the 'bear' bubba is a bears name
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:43:34 EDT (#)
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Wants Method to fuck him in the ass below.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:29:18 EDT (#)
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METHOD, I'M REALLY SICK OF YOUR MOUTH!!!!
YOU AND I NEED TO MEET SOMEWHERE!!
and you can buy me a beer, you big old bear. :D
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, you retard, you continually refer to things as being embarrassing. TO WHOM, YOU IDIOT??
TO YOU OR TO ME?????
Perhaps I misstated my case. You know what I meant, moron. THEY CAME FROM DIFFERENT PLACES, ASSHOLE!!!
stfu, greek asswipe.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:09:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Believe it or don't, mail from Jack and from Horse87 come from drastically DIFFERENT IP addresses!!
Fucking fools.
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Unless they both have fucking mail servers in their apartments, you dimwitted fucking asshole, their mail is not going to come from their IP addresses. Their mail IP addresses could originate from anywhere in the world, depending on what mail service they use. You're a fucking idiot and you've used this argument so many times it's embarassing. STFU about things you know nothing about, asshole
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:02:08 EDT (#)
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Counseling. Something called for by the young fools of the age. Especially stupid Canadians. Idiot.
:D
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:29:35 EDT (#)
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And a ginger head with a harem of cats who claims he would shit his litter if he met a female (a human you perv) and who thinks he is an internet antihero should worry about something else than hair gel. Like counseling.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Doesnt matter which he services. He still lied, even when no1 mentioned rbc as a major institution he said that those machines were exclusive to the 3 banks he listed which as a client can say is false. GODDAMN! YOU ARE FUCKING SLOW!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 19:09:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He said after correcting himself "there are only 3 major canadian banks currently using this type of machine" he named scotia bank, desjardins and bank of mtl. Well, rbc and national bank use those same exact atm. Thats all im adressing. That and that some canadian banks have branches in the us. Which doesnt really matter since he/you lied in the 1st place and as a client of those banks i think i know what im talking about. You still cant read. Even ur own alter. Amazing
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I guess it never occurred to The Amazing Intellect that those might be the only banks with those machines that horse87 services...
Serious question, though. I was wondering, does all that gel you use transform all of the hairs on your head into superconductor filaments in the cold of winter?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
caul- how come you're using all lower case letters?
Or, are YOU now an alter?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He said after correcting himself "there are only 3 major canadian banks currently using this type of machine" he named scotia bank, desjardins and bank of mtl. Well, rbc and national bank use those same exact atm. Thats all im adressing. That and that some canadian banks have branches in the us. Which doesnt really matter since he/you lied in the 1st place and as a client of those banks i think i know what im talking about. You still cant read. Even ur own alter. Amazing
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I keep seeing the title and thinking this post is about New Kids on the Block.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well my working day is over in 45.
Better squeeze in a few minutes work, read a memo or something. Gotta earn that paycheck.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RAClSM SHOWING BELOW.
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THE FRENCH ARE A RACE?
NO TOUR DE FRANCE JOKES!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I HAVE MY HAND ON MY WIENER!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DOODLES BELOW!!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RAClSM SHOWING BELOW.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is a rbc branch in sf. Google it. Didnt say anything about atm. I was just making the point that canadian banks are not exclusively canadian. Besides that was just a parenthesis. I mostly addressed your alter's bullshit about those machines being used only by 3 institution. Apparently, reading comprehension is still not your forte. You should try fixing that instead of writing bad stories, outsider
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Read his comments you ignorant fucking frog. He only services certain kinds of machines, therefore wouldn't have a working knowledge of all of them.
And you IMPLIED there was an atm here, otherwise how would I get the photo above if I was actually horse87? Go ahead and try and google search that photo. Go on, Whiz Kid, I'll wait.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's nice to see caul arguing again...makes me feel warm and gooey.
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EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
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I meant....I...
....I....
LOOK OVER THERE!
*RUNS AWAY*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's nice to see caul arguing again...makes me feel warm and gooey.
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EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Believe it or don't, mail from Jack and from Horse87 come from drastically DIFFERENT IP addresses!!
Fucking fools.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's nice to see caul arguing again...makes me feel warm and gooey.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is a rbc branch in sf. Google it. Didnt say anything about atm. I was just making the point that canadian banks are not exclusively canadian. Besides that was just a parenthesis. I mostly addressed your alter's bullshit about those machines being used only by 3 institution. Apparently, reading comprehension is still not your forte. You should try fixing that instead of writing bad stories, outsider
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep. Going to go rape a moose and maybe chug some maple syrup straight from the bottle.
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More fun if you rape the syrup and chug the moose. . .
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep. Going to go rape a moose and maybe chug some maple syrup straight from the bottle.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Very funny. Now, back in the cage you go.
I really should be packing for my vacation, considering I'm leaving in less than an hour. DAMN YOU UBERSITE.
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Going to Canada, eh? Say hi to Caul.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is sex different in Canada?
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Sure. The men haven't learned about women.
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ahahahahha
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pls say u dont buy sex no the site. o dear. have u not got any morals? I dunno about this site. its seems like the kind of thnig i might get in truoble for. maybe i should go away.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Very funny. Now, back in the cage you go.
I really should be packing for my vacation, considering I'm leaving in less than an hour. DAMN YOU UBERSITE.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have mail.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is sex different in Canada?
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Sure. The men haven't learned about women.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is sex different in Canada?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DO IT CAUL OR HE'LL PAY YOU FOR SEX
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U.S. or CANADIAN??
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DO IT CAUL OR HE'LL PAY YOU FOR SEX
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BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit. I meant
CAUL IS A FAG!!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CAUL IS A GFE!!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DO IT CAUL OR HE'LL PAY YOU FOR SEX
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ADMIT IT. DO IT NOW.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ADMIT YOU ARE WRONG.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Admit you are wrong, Caul.
Click and scroll down, do your own search.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey horse87 aka jack, im a rbc client and they ve been using those same machines forever. Coincidentally, rbc has branches in the us. One in san francisco for that matter. My gf is at banque nationale and they also use these atm so clearly its not just 3 banks who use them. Does life get so boring with cats that you have to make shit up about bank machines ? wtf?
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I just did a quick search on the RBC USA site... Result?
You need to check your facts, Caul.
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No RBC Bank ATMs are within 200 miles of:
SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94105
RBC Bank locations can be found in Alabama, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Virginia at this time.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um, yeah.... right on.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 18:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So...like all I can do is fist his ass?? Or he'd be uncomfortable???
Is that what you're saying??!!
Oh why gods*, why?!
*Yeah, fuck off.
Maybe shlongy can show me the ropes.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's not French you assholes. He's Mexican.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He's that totally gay french guy, yes....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is caul that hot french guy ..... ?
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yes, and he's got an asshole that just won't quit.
*wink*
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
theres lotz of bad langage on this post. U should feel bad about that. myshit, thats not a nice name. Why do u call urself that? Do u not want ppl to like you?
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*sputters laughter*
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is caul that hot french guy ..... ?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey horse87 aka jack, im a rbc client and they ve been using those same machines forever. Coincidentally, rbc has branches in the us. One in san francisco for that matter. My gf is at banque nationale and they also use these atm so clearly its not just 3 banks who use them. Does life get so boring with cats that you have to make shit up about bank machines ? wtf?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Time for a little light reading to forget about this post...
http://www.amazon.com/Lord-Flies-Anniversary-William-Golding/dp/0399529209/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1216849270&sr=1-2
Wait, what am I thinking? This is Uber...
http://www.amazon.com/Goldings-Lord-Flies-Cliffs-Notes/dp/0764585975/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1216849270&sr=1-3
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. I leave for an hour to take the wife to the dentist and this goes insane.
Your wife has teeth?
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She does NOW!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Good one.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I find it disappointing that this garnered so much heat in so little time, especially since you are very obviously wrong.
That is Ms. Pac-Man.
The rating means what it says.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. I leave for an hour to take the wife to the dentist and this goes insane.
Your wife has teeth?
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She does NOW!
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no opinion, one way or the other, but everbody around and their multiple alters have chimed in.
Impressive heat for what did not originally seem to be a major post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO WAY
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. I leave for an hour to take the wife to the dentist and this goes insane.
Your wife has teeth?
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i only asked myshit. i dont even like typing that, its disgusting. Im putting you on my big meanie list. u r a MEANIE!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. I leave for an hour to take the wife to the dentist and this goes insane.
BEANO: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN YOU'RE BEING FUCKED WITH!!!! You're dumber than Method. :)
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
theres lotz of bad langage on this post. U should feel bad about that. myshit, thats not a nice name. Why do u call urself that? Do u not want ppl to like you?
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Fuck off later.
DO YOU GET IT????
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
myshit is cockblocking...I almost forgot.
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? what is cockblocking?
I guess I shouldn't have asked.
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If you need to ask, you're late for class again Timmy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
simon below
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When I first started reading, I never read the reviews, like one or two at the top.
They obviously never made sense.
But I got to read a lot of quality shit. Now...
*sigh.
Submitted by TiddlyWinks (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
theres lotz of bad langage on this post. U should feel bad about that. myshit, thats not a nice name. Why do u call urself that? Do u not want ppl to like you?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
myshit is cockblocking...I almost forgot.
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? what is cockblocking?
I guess I shouldn't have asked.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
quiet, bobblehead
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
all method's 'jokes' are ripped off from south park.
i can't be arsed reading all this but from a quick glance it appears that jack is lying, alter having potential rapist.
hardly a newsflash.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf is up with me and errant apostrophes lately
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is a prime example of what gives Ubersite it's charm.
Childish, meaningless banter, ganging up on one particular target, and throwing out wild accusations and insults.
Time to go home!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
myshit is cockblocking...I almost forgot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hidden is trying to "pick up" Jack, who's trying to hit on Method.
It sounds kind of sick...yes, but it's Uber.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck is going on here?????
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was utterly humourless Jack.
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Yeah it was. And it's exactly the kind of PROOF that you jagoffs would try to present to Uber. Why don't you all go back to sipping your protein shakes and admiring yourselves in the mirror?
Bunch of angry repressed homos. Don't send your misdirected self-loathing my way. I've had enough.
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sounds like someone is tapping out. he's had enough, fellas. booooo!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a virgin, stupid
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will admit...this is the most laughs I've had on Uber in a long, long time.
But sadly, I'm laughing AT you all...not with you.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's excellent to sit here and watch Jack shit in his pants with fear.
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What fear, dickhead?
I can't wait to see Adam's anticlimactic* post tomorrow, that is, if he even does one.
*That's like Method in bed. The word is it's gonna be good, but it the end it's a letdown.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not fair, I'm a solid 5'11" in heels = (
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha that was actually pretty funny!
You know Jack, if I was ever around your way, I'd probably buy you a few rounds!
Then I'd donkey punch you in the back of your fucking head and yank your Members Only jacket over your head, laughing as you drop your standard issue ginger umbrella and tear your navy corduroy pants as you slip and fall in a puddle of your own humiliation
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How many dogs have mistaken you for a fire hydrant today, short and squat?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh come now Jack, we're just having a little fun at your expense! We don't mean any harm by it!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha that was actually pretty funny!
You know Jack, if I was ever around your way, I'd probably buy you a few rounds!
Then I'd donkey punch you in the back of your fucking head and yank your Members Only jacket over your head, laughing as you drop your standard issue ginger umbrella and tear your navy corduroy pants as you slip and fall in a puddle of your own humiliation
Sad to say, I just "LOL-ed" my ass off to this.
Jack doesn't accept complimentary cocktails from Uber...you know, the "lone wolf" thing.
I ALREADY TRIED.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was utterly humourless Jack.
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Yeah it was. And it's exactly the kind of PROOF that you jagoffs would try to present to Uber. Why don't you all go back to sipping your protein shakes and admiring yourselves in the mirror?
Bunch of angry repressed homos. Don't send your misdirected self-loathing my way. I've had enough.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 17:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I get the feeling that Jack's "faux" transcript will be more humorous than the "real" one, posted tomorrow.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's excellent to sit here and watch Jack shit in his pants with fear.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha that was actually pretty funny!
You know Jack, if I was ever around your way, I'd probably buy you a few rounds!
Then I'd donkey punch you in the back of your fucking head and yank your Members Only jacket over your head, laughing as you drop your standard issue ginger umbrella and tear your navy corduroy pants as you slip and fall in a puddle of your own humiliation
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not going to prove anything, Jack. this is the internet and i just use it to kill time. i don't take it as seriously as you.
like i said, just don't do it again. she's a nice girl, leave her alone.
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Who the fuck are are you, Uberman? Uber's mysterious crimefighter? Gonna come after me in the night unless I change my ways? FUCK OFF.
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i'm just a concerned citizen. it sounds like you just admitted guilt, buddy.
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I can see why you avoided the law as a profession.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was utterly humourless Jack. Did you get Bubba to write it for you?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This still makes me laugh
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117136#2725850
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-10 16:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am an outsider. I'm not part of any uberclique and I have never associated with any uberusers. Everyone from Bart on down associates with other uberusers, but I don't. I am unknown. I am unquantifiable. I am the outsider.
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That's right, put on the happy face, hide the rage.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BREAKING NEWS FROM ADAMDIDIT2U:
JACK THE PERVERT CHATS WITH A CERTAIN SKEEVED OUT UBER GIRL - EXCLUSIVE CHAT LOG EXCERPTS
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Bonerblaster1000: Hey.
(name deleted): Who is this?
Bonerblaster1000: It's Jack. Jack McCallum.
(name deleted): What do you want?
Bonerblaster1000: So, how are you?
(name deleted): Okay.
Bonerblaster1000: Great!
(name deleted): So... what DO you want?
Bonerblaster1000: Will you touch my boner?
(name deleted): haha
Bonerblaster1000: I'm serious.
(name deleted): I'm sure
Bonerblaster1000: I'll give you a thousand bucks.
(name deleted): What?
Bonerblaster1000: A grand. Seriously. I'll give you a grand if you bonerize me.
(name deleted): Bonerize?
Bonerblaster1000: Yeah. You know, play with it and stuff. Use it to whack my bongos or blow on it and make silly faces while I play my EMI recording of PETER AND THE WOLF, you know, all those flute bits that represent the bird?
(name deleted): Go away.
Bonerblaster1000: It's not like I want to stick it inside you or anything.
(name deleted): Stop it.
Bonerblaster1000: Cause that would be gross.
(name deleted): What's gross?
Bonerblaster1000: Girls and their holes. My mother taught me all about THAT and how nasty and filthy they are but never said anything about the mouth so I think the mouth is okay to use.
(name deleted): You are a sick asshole.
Bonerblaster1000: Will you pull on my weenie?
(name deleted): STOP IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE
Bonerblaster1000: What, baby?
(name deleted): STOP IT!
Bonerblaster1000: Come on, you sure?
(name deleted): STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!
Bonerblaster1000: Oh God that was good.
(name deleted): What?
Bonerblaster1000: I just jizzed all over your photo. The one from the uberdirectory.
(name deleted): WHAT?
Bonerblaster1000: Les jets blanc.
(name deleted): Oh my god.
Bonerblaster1000: It's okay though. I printed it on high gloss paper and laminated it. I can just wipe it off and do it again.
(name deleted): ...
Bonerblaster1000: Shout 'stop it' again. That was really hot.
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THE FULL EXCERPT AND ALL THE DISGUSTING TRUE FACTS WILL BE REVEALED TOMORROW!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not going to prove anything, Jack. this is the internet and i just use it to kill time. i don't take it as seriously as you.
like i said, just don't do it again. she's a nice girl, leave her alone.
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Who the fuck are are you, Uberman? Uber's mysterious crimefighter? Gonna come after me in the night unless I change my ways? FUCK OFF.
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i'm just a concerned citizen. it sounds like you just admitted guilt, buddy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This still makes me laugh
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117136#2725850
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-10 16:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am an outsider. I'm not part of any uberclique and I have never associated with any uberusers. Everyone from Bart on down associates with other uberusers, but I don't. I am unknown. I am unquantifiable. I am the outsider.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha
v
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v
v
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uberman vs. The Outsider
What a battle for the ages!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Kick his ass, Jack.
That ugly, beady-eyed faggot needs a good lesson.
make that...a GUITAR lesson!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA
I slay me.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not going to prove anything, Jack. this is the internet and i just use it to kill time. i don't take it as seriously as you.
like i said, just don't do it again. she's a nice girl, leave her alone.
--
Who the fuck are are you, Uberman? Uber's mysterious crimefighter? Gonna come after me in the night unless I change my ways? FUCK OFF.
----
I actually laughed at that.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ooo!! FIGHT!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not going to prove anything, Jack. this is the internet and i just use it to kill time. i don't take it as seriously as you.
like i said, just don't do it again. she's a nice girl, leave her alone.
--
Who the fuck are are you, Uberman? Uber's mysterious crimefighter? Gonna come after me in the night unless I change my ways? FUCK OFF.
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack McCallum is an Author.
You can get his books from Amazon.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK!!
...
Sorry, Em.
:(
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And you......
never mind, too easy
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For the record, I don't think Jack would ever show interest in a girl at all, let alone email her and proposition her for sex.
Now if by "girl" you mean "calico", and by sex you mean "strap the cat to a home made contraption and agitate her by reading "Made in the U.S.A." by Jack McCallum until she sprays urine in his face", then that's believable.
A girl, though?
No way.
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Funnier the first time, like over an hour ago when I made fun of myself. Try to keep up.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like Crystle, but seriously, girls are kind of scary and weird and if I met one in person I'd probably have a heart attack or shit my pants or something.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<obligatory insult involving Greeks and grease>, below.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a big-dick chaser.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, it's from South Park, I'm an unoriginal size queen.
I'm not sure what a size queen is, but I don't know how else to insult myself.
= (
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For the record, I don't think Jack would ever show interest in a girl at all, let alone email her and proposition her for sex.
Now if by "girl" you mean "calico", and by sex you mean "strap the cat to a home made contraption and agitate her by reading "Made in the U.S.A." by Jack McCallum until she sprays urine in his face", then that's believable.
A girl, though?
No way.
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ROFLMFAO
fuck, thats the best review of the day, even if method recycled some of his old material into it, I almost pissed myself.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Metaphorically speaking, perhaps.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please do not tell me that you have bigger balls than I have, jeannneee.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M CHEESING MY FUCKING BALLS OFF
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For the record, I don't think Jack would ever show interest in a girl at all, let alone email her and proposition her for sex.
Now if by "girl" you mean "calico", and by sex you mean "strap the cat to a home made contraption and agitate her by reading "Made in the U.S.A." by Jack McCallum until she sprays urine in his face", then that's believable.
A girl, though?
No way.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you're pretending that your alter is posting from Ottawa.
Get your story straight, Howie.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where to start with this Jack? Or sorry, I mean horse87.
Submitted by horse87 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
--------------------------------------------
What I wrote as:
"Also, since there are only 3 major Canadian banks, and all are identified by their very distinctive colours and logos, the fascia on the above ABM should be a dead giveaway."
...should have read;
"Also, since there are only 3 major Canadian banks currently using this type of machine, and all are identified by their very distinctive colours and logos, the fascia on the above ABM should be a dead giveaway. "
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-Nice back pedal. But nope, nobody is going to buy that, and it doesn't even need a reply.
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"Incidentally, I've never heard a Canadian call the banks you mentioned by their full name. Usually, it's just 'Royal' or 'RBC', or 'CIBC'. It'd be like saying "Royal Canadian Mounted Police" instead of just RCMP. Awkward.
You sure you're one of us? Perhaps you're just a Googling Yank (or wank, as the case may be..)who likes netfights? "
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-nope, typed the full name for our american friends so they could clearly see that yes, these are major canadian banks. Just calling them RBC or CIBC would not have been clear to anyone american.
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"I will concede that I have not serviced a lot of ABM's outside of the National Capital region, so I cannot comment on what their fascias look like, and yes, I do agree that it is unusual that the ABM in the picture I took has no French labels on it, ( not that it bothers me..) but this style of ABM has just been installed in these locations in the past few months"
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-Bullshit. If it was a small credit union Victoria and a new installation of ATMs I might possibly buy that they overlooked the French labels. Theres absolutely no way that a large contract done between a global ATM company (which often deals with adjusting their machines for local languages) with three of the largest banks (two of which are Quebec based no less) for the supply of ATMs to OTTAWA would ever NOT have french labelling on them.
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"BTW, if any of you live in the Ottawa area, and are willing to man up, feel free to drop me a line, and I'll gladly show you this machine, and all the others like it around here, if you like.
Of course, that'd pretty much destroy any notions that this pic is a fake, or that I'm Jack....and I'm sure that y'all would rather cling hysterically to stuff like that as opposed to taking a few hours off of Uber, and getting rid of a few misconceived notions over a quart or three at the Dominion. "
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-I like how when asked what city these machines were in, you avoided the question UNTIL it was revealed that the Canadians reading were in the West. Then it became the East. Don't worry though, if I'm ever in the San Francisco bay area, I'll drop you a line. Actually, I won't Jack.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm not going to prove anything, Jack. this is the internet and i just use it to kill time. i don't take it as seriously as you.
like i said, just don't do it again. she's a nice girl, leave her alone.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What in dyke hell is going on in this thread? It's like a douche contest in here.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It llooks photoshopped
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm in SF, dildo.
Remember, you invited me for a beer, I declined out of a lack of enthusiasm.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When I lived in NY, I spent lots of time- and money - drinking in Toronto, St. Catherines, Niagara Falls, Brampton, etc....with an occasional trip to Montreal thrown in for variety.
I doubt I'll be traveling anytiome soon back to Canada but thanks for the offer, Jack.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HEAT STEALER :(
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy just emailed me a proposition; sex for cash. I'm actually quite skeeved out by Shlongy's proposal. He should be ashamed of himself.
I just emailed all the details to Adam. He'll do a post about it tomorrow.
Submitted by horse87 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
2 things to note:
1) oathmeal has been screaming that Shlongy has been sending him emails for two months now- like THAT would ever happen. I wouldn't know where to begin and amazingly enough, nor would I care.
So dipshits DO do some fucked up stuff around here.
B) Did I just read that Jack said he wants to "even buy Schlongy a beer"?
--------------------------------
Jack, no.
Me, yes.
Fuck, like I'd ever turn down a chance to go drinking?
I'm an underpaid IT monkey. It's part of the job!
Our beer is served in quarts, and it can be up to 12% alcohol. (Insane Quebecois Microbrews like 'Maudite' and 'Fin du La Monde".)
If you're up to it, I'll buy the first round next/first/any time you're in Ottawa.
I'm sure you gotta have better stories to tell than some of the vermin on here...
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually Bubba....
never mind.
I really can't be arsed with arguing with you.
You won't accuse me of owning 4 million alters and you won't go off and -2 bomb me.
WHERE IS THE GODDAMN FUN IN THAT !?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL
dudes
google "this looks shopped" etc etc
I don't actually
oh
hahah
nevermind
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck off, Beano. I'm a little smarter than you give me credit. :D
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?
what the fuck?
Bubba... you just threatened that 'you have proof that I'm a whiner'
SO what is that statement all about if that wasn't a threat to post it?
What were you trying to say then?
I'm a little confused here.
D-Prime ran a competition, I asked him to bear in mind that someone (probably fat ginger fuck) was minus 2'ing everything I posted and would he consider that in his rating of the competition entries.
Did you or did you not just threaten me with that information?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
2 things to note:
1) oathmeal has been screaming that Shlongy has been sending him emails for two months now- like THAT would ever happen. I wouldn't know where to begin and amazingly enough, nor would I care.
So dipshits DO do some fucked up stuff around here.
B) Did I just read that Jack said he wants to "even buy Schlongy a beer"?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck off, Beano. I'm a little smarter than you give me credit. :D
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*taps fingers, waits for Harmon, Adam, Hidden and no1 to back up their bullshit*
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think it's time for another review summary
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Jack gets photo from SOMEONE, ANYONE, doesn't really matter
Jack posts it.. claiming to have been sent it by his alter. No need to worry about anything as ordinary or mundane as PROOF that he was sent it.
Jack gets all uppity and ETSque with ANYONE who does anything other than suck his dick (Count=1 (Bubba))
Jack wheels out his alter to 'talk technical'
Ermm... that is all.
--
You forgot 'Method uses multiple alters to harass Jack yet again.'
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You are indeed correct.
Jack moans like a little baby because he can't handle negative responses, even though... he would slam ANY user who posted THIS shit.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is that some sort of threat bubba?
That I sent an email to d-prime during his competition moaning that some twat was hounding me?
Post it.
No skin off my nose fella.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think it's time for another review summary
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Jack gets photo from SOMEONE, ANYONE, doesn't really matter
Jack posts it.. claiming to have been sent it by his alter. No need to worry about anything as ordinary or mundane as PROOF that he was sent it.
Jack gets all uppity and ETSque with ANYONE who does anything other than suck his dick (Count=1 (Bubba))
Jack wheels out his alter to 'talk technical'
Ermm... that is all.
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Beano, I have proof that you are a whiner. . . .
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think it's time for another review summary
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Jack gets photo from SOMEONE, ANYONE, doesn't really matter
Jack posts it.. claiming to have been sent it by his alter. No need to worry about anything as ordinary or mundane as PROOF that he was sent it.
Jack gets all uppity and ETSque with ANYONE who does anything other than suck his dick (Count=1 (Bubba))
Jack wheels out his alter to 'talk technical'
Ermm... that is all.
--
You forgot 'Method uses multiple alters to harass Jack yet again.'
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and... Beano camps on the post because his wife is watching SHIT UTTER SHIT on the telly and the boy is asleep.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell are you yell-laughing at me for, you crazy person?
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Review your own comment history in my posts, Method.
Every other comment has HAHA and HAHAHAHAHA in it.
If we talked in person and it kept happening I'd think you were skipping your medication.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think it's time for another review summary
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Jack gets photo from SOMEONE, ANYONE, doesn't really matter
Jack posts it.. claiming to have been sent it by his alter. No need to worry about anything as ordinary or mundane as PROOF that he was sent it.
Jack gets all uppity and ETSque with ANYONE who does anything other than suck his dick (Count=1 (Bubba))
Jack wheels out his alter to 'talk technical'
Ermm... that is all.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
normally i don't like to get involved in uberdrama, but when guys act like sick perverts, i'm going to say something. and i'm not talking about being a sick pervert in a joking manner like i do.
you really creeped her out, Jack. don't do it again. like i said, i don't want to get involved, but i can't not say something. i don't care what these other guys say about it, i have nothing to do with it. i just wanted to have my say. that is all.
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I have my defense work laid out for me, now that I've seen the impressive body of proof you guys have provided. I'm screwed.
In other words, it's either bullshit or one of you faggots like Method acting as me. Either way, fuck off or show some evidence.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell are you yell-laughing at me for, you crazy person?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
alter below.
Why try so hard Jacky?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey AHAHAHAHA Method?
I AHAHAHHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA own the following cell phone.
Motorola V180.
I hate HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cell phones and don't give a shit about HAHAHAHAHA fancy extras or built in cameras.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
normally i don't like to get involved in uberdrama, but when guys act like sick perverts, i'm going to say something. and i'm not talking about being a sick pervert in a joking manner like i do.
you really creeped her out, Jack. don't do it again. like i said, i don't want to get involved, but i can't not say something. i don't care what these other guys say about it, i have nothing to do with it. i just wanted to have my say. that is all.
Submitted by horse87 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay...
Chalk a point up to No1hasdis.
(That seems so formal. Can I just call you Nobody for short?)
You got me.
Caught me in a formatting error.
What I wrote as:
"Also, since there are only 3 major Canadian banks, and all are identified by their very distinctive colours and logos, the fascia on the above ABM should be a dead giveaway."
...should have read;
"Also, since there are only 3 major Canadian banks currently using this type of machine, and all are identified by their very distinctive colours and logos, the fascia on the above ABM should be a dead giveaway. "
You'll notice in the paragraph before that one, I wrote "There's only 4 or 5 major financial institutions up here, and none of them use ink spray..", so yes, I know about RBC and CIBC, but I wasn't talking about them in the other paragraph. They don't use the Wincor machines, such as those in the picture.
(FYI, and before you go off on a rant again, I don't consider Banc Laurentian, ING Direct, CS Alterna, Hong Kong Bank, or any of the other various institutions we have as 'major', so don't start.)
In other words, Lumpy, it was a mistake. (Not that you've ever made any, of course.)
Incidentally, I've never heard a Canadian call the banks you mentioned by their full name. Usually, it's just 'Royal' or 'RBC', or 'CIBC'. It'd be like saying "Royal Canadian Mounted Police" instead of just RCMP. Awkward.
You sure you're one of us? Perhaps you're just a Googling Yank (or wank, as the case may be..)who likes netfights?
I will concede that I have not serviced a lot of ABM's outside of the National Capital region, so I cannot comment on what their fascias look like, and yes, I do agree that it is unusual that the ABM in the picture I took has no French labels on it, ( not that it bothers me..) but this style of ABM has just been installed in these locations in the past few months, so perhaps that's coming in the future once Caulaincourt and his buddies start complaining.
BTW, if any of you live in the Ottawa area, and are willing to man up, feel free to drop me a line, and I'll gladly show you this machine, and all the others like it around here, if you like.
Of course, that'd pretty much destroy any notions that this pic is a fake, or that I'm Jack....and I'm sure that y'all would rather cling hysterically to stuff like that as opposed to taking a few hours off of Uber, and getting rid of a few misconceived notions over a quart or three at the Dominion.
Hell, I'd even buy Schlongy a beer.
Oh, and for all you Uberites who are critiquing the pic itself:
Get a frigging life.
Because I'm not some kind of spastic, mentally challenged moron, I am therefore capable of taking a clear, well composed picture with a cell phone camera.
So, since it's so clear, it must be a fake?
Give me a break.
I can just hear it now:
If it was a little blurry.; "AH-HA FAKE ! PWNED!"
Was it Photoshopped ?
No. Paintshop Pro, actually.
I just used it to crop and sharpen the image. My Samsung cell phone camera 'aint exactly a Nikon, so the image needed cleaning up.
Okay, Nobody,....start ranting again.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, but whom killed him, and why?!?!?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All will be revealed tomorrow! I have forwarded all the pertinent information regarding Jack's indecent proposal to Adam!
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Look you ignorant dickhead, it should read like this...
All will be revealed tomorrow! I have forwarded TO ADAM all the pertinent information regarding Jack's indecent proposal!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, i'm starving. i need to go grab something to eat. i'll explain myself when i get back. no time now. too hungry!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Adam,
Study up on misplaced modifiers and prepositional phrases.
Love,
Bubba
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Make: MSM6500
Model: SPH-A900
Date Time: 2008-07-22T13:47:58-06:00
there's also a lot more info you can gather from pictures that people don't realize. i wonder what else i know...
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HOW are you doing that?
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Hhahahaah I can just see Jack now... staring at his Samsung SPH-A900 thinking to himself... "shit, people are clever"
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Settle down bubba, your irrational hillbilly temperament is showing
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Suck my asshole, Method. Your prejudice is showing. :)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i wonder if it gives the phone number too....
hmmmm.... it just might!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha dont tell him! He's going to panic now and rethink every bit of bullshit that he throws our way from now on!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All will be revealed tomorrow! I have forwarded all the pertinent information regarding Jack's indecent proposal to Adam!
Alters unite!
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You should learn English, alter boy. What you just wrote says Jack made an indecent proposal to Adam.
Heh. Fucking moron.
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Maybe you should learn english, Jabba the What. He said he forwarded the pertinent info to me.
Kill yourself
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He forwarded. Forwarded what?
"Pertinent info."
Regarding.
Regarding what?
"Jack's indecent proposal to Adam."
LEARN TO READ, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Almost sparky...
He forwarded. Forwarded what?
"Pertinent info."
Regarding.
Regarding what?
"Jack's indecent proposal"
To whom did he forward it to?
"Adam"
Use that lump three feet above your ass to something other than demolish a bag of cheetos
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Make: MSM6500
Model: SPH-A900
Date Time: 2008-07-22T13:47:58-06:00
there's also a lot more info you can gather from pictures that people don't realize. i wonder what else i know...
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HOW are you doing that?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Settle down bubba, your irrational hillbilly temperament is showing
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Make: MSM6500
Model: SPH-A900
Date Time: 2008-07-22T13:47:58-06:00
there's also a lot more info you can gather from pictures that people don't realize. i wonder what else i know...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:44:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:17:23 EDT (#)
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All will be revealed tomorrow! I have forwarded all the pertinent information regarding Jack's indecent proposal to Adam!
Alters unite!
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You should learn English, alter boy. What you just wrote says Jack made an indecent proposal to Adam.
Heh. Fucking moron.
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Maybe you should learn english, Jabba the What. He said he forwarded the pertinent info to me.
Kill yourself
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He forwarded. Forwarded what?
"Pertinent info."
Regarding.
Regarding what?
"Jack's indecent proposal to Adam."
LEARN TO READ, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:43:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:40:46 EDT (#)
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it is true. the picture was snapped with a Samsung SPH-A900. look at the file info. there's nothing impressive about that. once you have that, you just google the phone and find out what band it operates on and if you know cell phone networks well enough, you know where it can and can't be used. easy as pie.
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Yeah I looked, but I didn't see anything about it being taken with a Samsung.
Either way, I'm impressed.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:41:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:40:46 EDT (#)
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it is true. the picture was snapped with a Samsung SPH-A900. look at the file info.
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How do you do that? What info are you looking at?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:41:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:25:17 EDT (#)
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This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
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Right. Pixels may be distorted for a plethora of reasons. Shitty camera, shitty scanner, piece of shit computer, etc.
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Surely such a technically minded alter... I mean Friend of Jacks... you know... someone who HAXXORS ATM's MIGHT... JUST MIGHT own some decent equipment?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:41:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:17:23 EDT (#)
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All will be revealed tomorrow! I have forwarded all the pertinent information regarding Jack's indecent proposal to Adam!
Alters unite!
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You should learn English, alter boy. What you just wrote says Jack made an indecent proposal to Adam.
Heh. Fucking moron.
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Maybe you should learn english, Jabba the What. He said he forwarded the pertinent info to me.
Kill yourself
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:40:46 EDT (#)
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it is true. the picture was snapped with a Samsung SPH-A900. look at the file info. there's nothing impressive about that. once you have that, you just google the phone and find out what band it operates on and if you know cell phone networks well enough, you know where it can and can't be used. easy as pie.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:40:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:25:17 EDT (#)
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This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
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Right. Pixels may be distorted for a plethora of reasons. Shitty camera, shitty scanner, piece of shit computer, etc.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:39:49 EDT (#)
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Sure, Harmon, if you'll post under your regular name.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:38:18 EDT (#)
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Jack was fooled by the picture.
EVERYBODY else wasn't.
Who is at fault.
Well, everybody else of course!!
Welcome to the ETS school of thinking.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:37:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:25:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:17:23 EDT (#)
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I have forwarded all the pertinent information regarding Jack's indecent proposal to Adam!
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You should learn English, alter boy. What you just wrote says Jack made an indecent proposal to Adam.
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Now THAT I will admit to. His smile just makes me all shivery inside.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:37:23 EDT (#)
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Could you please tell us what day this picture was taken, Jack?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:36:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:34:43 EDT (#)
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this was picture taken with a phone that operates on the Canadian Bell network or the US Sprint network. they use identical chipsets so there is no way to tell which network the phone is on. could be US (San Francisco area most likely), could be Canadian. who knows?
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I'll be fucking impressed if THAT is true.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:36:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:25:17 EDT (#)
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This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
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"I can tell from the pixels" ??????
Can you see the lone gunman with the Mannlicher-Carcano behind the card slot too?
Jesus, you people are unbelievable.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:34:43 EDT (#)
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this was picture taken with a phone that operates on the Canadian Bell network or the US Sprint network. they use identical chipsets so there is no way to tell which network the phone is on. could be US (San Francisco area most likely), could be Canadian. who knows?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:26:58 EDT (#)
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Oh and I'm Canadian and I've never ever seen an ATM like that one
:(
But I'm in Alberta. We all know that all we do here is fuck cows and drink oil and roll around in money, so, no biggy.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:25:17 EDT (#)
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This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:25:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:17:23 EDT (#)
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All will be revealed tomorrow! I have forwarded all the pertinent information regarding Jack's indecent proposal to Adam!
Alters unite!
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You should learn English, alter boy. What you just wrote says Jack made an indecent proposal to Adam.
Heh. Fucking moron.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:24:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:16:06 EDT (#)
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The only female Jack might have done this to would be Crystle. IF that had been the case, my homegirl would have immediately forwarded me the e-mail(s).
This hasn't happened because two gingers will actually magnetically repel each other.
Scientific fact.
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I like Crystle, but seriously, girls are kind of scary and weird and if I met one in person I'd probably have a heart attack or shit my pants or something.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:20:18 EDT (#)
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and it wasn't me either. i don't want to be involved even in a fake thing.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:18:35 EDT (#)
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ooooooh!
there hasn't been top drama in ages.
I thought it might be crystal too.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:17:23 EDT (#)
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All will be revealed tomorrow! I have forwarded all the pertinent information regarding Jack's indecent proposal to Adam!
Alters unite!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:16:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:35:27 EDT (#)
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I was actually going to do a post about your little proposition, well I was going to allude to it and let you jump out of your skin.
I think I'll take a few and tell uber you secret in my old style.
See you on the front page tomorrow! (With details!)
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What a load of shit. You guys are getting desperate.
If this happened there would be nothing stopping this imaginary girl from (i) emailing me and saying either WTF or EWWW!?!?! (ii) Emailing Bart and getting my ass canned from Uber. But no, instead she emails a bunch of other people who have no way to DO anything about this supposed icky act.
I'll look forward to your post and the bogus emails.
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Hmm, this will be interesting!!
The only female Jack might have done this to would be Crystle. IF that had been the case, my homegirl would have immediately forwarded me the e-mail(s).
This hasn't happened because two gingers will actually magnetically repel each other.
Scientific fact.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:13:20 EDT (#)
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"not some uneducated ex-pat ginger holing up in SF with a legion of cats dreaming of a WASP planet."
i L-O-Led at that.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:13:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:54:15 EDT (#)
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damn, i didn't know ATMs were such a sensitive subject around here...
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*imitating Canadian*
A->B<-Ms!!!
And our Indians are Aboriginals
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We call them abms or atms.
And no one in Canada calls them aboriginals. Officially they are known as "First Nations", but are you usually casually referred to as natives or indians.
You don't know anything, STFU.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:13:11 EDT (#)
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easy solved, can anyone with skillz enhance the pic so we can read the 1-800 numbers? dial the number, and voila!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:09:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:01:57 EDT (#)
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when i was in calgary/edmonton all the bank machines were in french too.
what's this I hear about jack being a dirty perve?
Best get that post out soon Adam, otherwise you may be scooped
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don't just take my word for it folks, there you have it.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:08:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:52:28 EDT (#)
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REALLY, FUCKHEAD?
This took me THIRTY seconds of Google searching.
It is a Royal Bank machine in BC. DO YOU SEE A TRANSLATION FOR 'CASH COUNTER?' I don't.
http://darrylwolkpolitics.blogspot.com/2007/02/end-atm-fees.html
http://www.city.kelowna.bc.ca/CityPage/Images/%5CAirport/Bank%20machine.JPG
Now go here and scroll down. As far as signage goes you'll see bilingual machines in the east, ENGLISH ONLY in the west.
http://www.rbc.com/history/anytimeanywhere/self_service-detail.html
Just because brainwashed pussies like you eat Quebec's shit and worship trash like Caulaincourt does not mean the rest of the country does. Go west of Ottawa and you'll find half the people think French bilingualism is a load of shit (because west of Ottaw a HUGE mix of immigrants made the country what it is, not just the English and French) and the other half don't give a shit either way.
Open your eyes, ya fuckin Canadian sheep.
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All you proved is how fucking dumb you are. In the west, they maximize the main signage for visibility and don't want to use space on a french translation of the bank name and main "cash counter" since the French can easily see the bank name anyway (and note that is in an airport with limited space). However, if you find a higher definition picutre and zoom in, you will se that even on the exact machine in question, all the labeling on the buttons and the machine will have French. And no jack, whether people like it or not, bilinguism is across the country, not just the east. By law consumer products have french and english labels. ALL government documents right down to parking tickets have French and English. I know Jack. I'M FROM WESTERN CANADA, not some uneducated ex-pat ginger holing up in SF with a legion of cats dreaming of a WASP planet.
Jack, all you've done is proved yourself an idiot. Give it up.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:06:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:35:27 EDT (#)
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I was actually going to do a post about your little proposition, well I was going to allude to it and let you jump out of your skin.
I think I'll take a few and tell uber you secret in my old style.
See you on the front page tomorrow! (With details!)
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What a load of shit. You guys are getting desperate.
If this happened there would be nothing stopping this imaginary girl from (i) emailing me and saying either WTF or EWWW!?!?! (ii) Emailing Bart and getting my ass canned from Uber. But no, instead she emails a bunch of other people who have no way to DO anything about this supposed icky act.
I'll look forward to your post and the bogus emails.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:06:21 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:05:22 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748236
Jack.... hellooooo?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:02:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:00:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:57:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:55:46 EDT (#)
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Jack just proved that he didn't need to be IN Canada to find a picture of a Canadian ATM, hence negating 99% of his arguments below...?!
Why are you acting like such a n00b Jack?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:02:24 EDT (#)
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no1hasdis... helloooooooo?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748450
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:02:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:00:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:57:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:55:46 EDT (#)
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Jack just proved that he didn't need to be IN Canada to find a picture of a Canadian ATM, hence negating 99% of his arguments below...?!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:01:57 EDT (#)
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when i was in calgary/edmonton all the bank machines were in french too.
what's this I hear about jack being a dirty perve?
Best get that post out soon Adam, otherwise you may be scooped.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:01:36 EDT (#)
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Methodist
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 15:00:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:57:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:55:46 EDT (#)
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Jack just proved that he didn't need to be IN Canada to find a picture of a Canadian ATM, hence negating 99% of his arguments below...?!
Why are you acting like such a n00b Jack?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:59:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:55:46 EDT (#)
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Jack just proved that he didn't need to be IN Canada to find a picture of a Canadian ATM, hence negating 99% of his arguments below...?!
Why are you acting like such a n00b Jack?
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*Otherwise known as Methodists*
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:57:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:55:46 EDT (#)
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Jack just proved that he didn't need to be IN Canada to find a picture of a Canadian ATM, hence negating 99% of his arguments below...?!
Why are you acting like such a n00b Jack?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:56:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:54:15 EDT (#)
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damn, i didn't know ATMs were such a sensitive subject around here...
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*imitating Canadian*
A->B<-Ms!!!
And our Indians are Aboriginals!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:55:52 EDT (#)
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cool pic
dumbest uberfight in history below
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:55:46 EDT (#)
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Jack just proved that he didn't need to be IN Canada to find a picture of a Canadian ATM, hence negating 99% of his arguments below...?!
Why are you acting like such a n00b Jack?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:54:15 EDT (#)
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damn, i didn't know ATMs were such a sensitive subject around here...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:52:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:53:19 EDT (#)
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That's funny, because I am a Canadian Uberite and you are full of shit...
Secondly, Canada is an officially bi-lingual country, which means that major banks have both French and English on their machines all across the country, not just in Quebec.
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REALLY, FUCKHEAD?
This took me THIRTY seconds of Google searching.
It is a Royal Bank machine in BC. DO YOU SEE A TRANSLATION FOR 'CASH COUNTER?' I don't.
http://darrylwolkpolitics.blogspot.com/2007/02/end-atm-fees.html
http://www.city.kelowna.bc.ca/CityPage/Images/%5CAirport/Bank%20machine.JPG
Now go here and scroll down. As far as signage goes you'll see bilingual machines in the east, ENGLISH ONLY in the west.
http://www.rbc.com/history/anytimeanywhere/self_service-detail.html
Just because brainwashed pussies like you eat Quebec's shit and worship trash like Caulaincourt does not mean the rest of the country does. Go west of Ottawa and you'll find half the people think French bilingualism is a load of shit (because west of Ottaw a HUGE mix of immigrants made the country what it is, not just the English and French) and the other half don't give a shit either way.
Open your eyes, ya fuckin Canadian sheep.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:42:56 EDT (#)
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Feline Frauliens, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:35:27 EDT (#)
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I was actually going to do a post about your little proposition, well I was going to allude to it and let you jump out of your skin.
I think I'll take a few and tell uber you secret in my old style.
See you on the front page tomorrow! (With details!)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:17:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:12:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:08:20 EDT (#)
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1.) How does this picture prove it's a Canadian machine. Looks just like every other ATM.
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It's not a Canadian ATM : http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748376
Fuck Jack, next time your going to post a shitty photoshop, don't try to write in some stupid bullshit story trying to disprove that horse87 is anything other then an alter you made to vote for yourself in ubermadness.
Next thing you know, Jack will be trying to tell us he has a hot date tonight when we all already know its going to be another Blockbuster Night with the Feline Frauliens over at the McCallum house.
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I use Netflix, actually.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:15:17 EDT (#)
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First you accused me of being Apollo, then Method, then someone else, make up your mind! It's not so far fetched to think that yet ANOTHER person signed up just to tell you what a loser you are!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:13:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:40:09 EDT (#)
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Jack, is it true that you emailed a certain uber girl and propositioned her for sex for cash? I don't know if it's true, but this person has no reason to lie, and she's actually quite skeeved out by your proposal, you should be ashamed of yourself
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I just looked at Harmon's user info. Method... AGAIN.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:12:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:08:20 EDT (#)
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1.) How does this picture prove it's a Canadian machine. Looks just like every other ATM.
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It's not a Canadian ATM : http://www.ubersite.com/m/117765#2748376
Fuck Jack, next time your going to post a shitty photoshop, don't try to write in some stupid bullshit story trying to disprove that horse87 is anything other then an alter you made to vote for yourself in ubermadness.
Next thing you know, Jack will be trying to tell us he has a hot date tonight when we all already know its going to be another Blockbuster Night with the Feline Frauliens over at the McCallum house.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:09:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:08:44 EDT (#)
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Ao we're starting a rumor that jack propositioned a girl for cash, huh? It would be more believable if he propositioned one for cats, as that is his only currency.
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I hate myself for laughing at that.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:09:47 EDT (#)
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You are MJ. MJ Only reviews when you do.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:08:44 EDT (#)
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Ao we're starting a rumor that jack propositioned a girl for cash, huh? It would be more believable if he propositioned one for cats, as that is his only currency.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:08:20 EDT (#)
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1.) How does this picture prove it's a Canadian machine. Looks just like every other ATM.
2.) That doesn't look like a cell phone picture, it actually has some semblance of depth.
3.) This in no way disproves the standing theory that you and horse87 are the same person. It actually reinforces it because you're going the long way around in a convoluted way to prove that he isn't you.
People thought I was (and some still think am) Michael Jackson. I'm not. I wish I had that sweet alter. I tried to claim it and a few others during my time here, and alot of people believed it while others never did. Point being even if you directed everyone to a live meeting with webcams placing you at respective and recognizable landmarks, holding todays paper, while you both log into uber via live web feed; there would still be skeptics.
In short, STFU and get the sand out of your vagina you fucking nancy.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:07:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:40:09 EDT (#)
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Jack, is it true that you emailed a certain uber girl and propositioned her for sex for cash? I don't know if it's true, but this person has no reason to lie, and she's actually quite skeeved out by your proposal, you should be ashamed of yourself
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What the hell are you talking about?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:05:46 EDT (#)
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Confirmed Jack Mc - I've worked in several banks, filled ATMs etc. Yes,they do run for the most part off PCs running windows and yes you could play games on the screen at the front if its like this one in 16 colours. There's screens now with much higher resolution so you could pretty much play anything.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:59:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:03:43 EDT (#)
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Then DO THE MATH, HIDDEN.
I work in a cube in San Francisco. Right now I can look out the window and see San Francisco Bay and a slice of Angel Island.
Yesterday Horse87 had access to the guts of a CANADIAN bank machine.
Still think he is an alter?
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HAHHAHAHAHAHA
THAT is your argument?
Seriously Jack... all this alter shit aside... as much of a cunt that you are, I at least USED to think you had a brain.
Why are you acting like such a n00b?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:53:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by horse87 (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:43:43 EDT (#)
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BTW....Simple test to prove a point: Have any Canadian Uberite take a walk down to any Bank of Montreal, Scotia Bank or Caisse Populaire/Desjardin and have a look at what their machines are. Chances are, it'll be one of these. Also, since there are only 3 major Canadian banks, and all are identified by their very distinctive colours and logos, the fascia on the above ABM should be a dead giveaway
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That's funny, because I am a Canadian Uberite and you are full of shit. Right off the hop, only 3 major Canadian Banks? Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce? Royal Bank of Canada? Hear of them Mr. "I work at Canadian Banks and am not a figment of Jack's imagination?"
Secondly, Canada is an officially bi-lingual country, which means that major banks have both French and English on their machines all across the country, not just in Quebec. Next time you want to photoshop a bank machine and pretend you're working in Canada and therefore can't be Jack, you might want to think it through a little more dipshit.
If there was ever any doubt horse87 is Jack, this little stunt will about do it.
Nice try.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:52:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:56:38 EDT (#)
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So myshit, an alter, is giving me shit about talking about/having an alter.
It would actually be kind of cool if I was myshit.
It would actually be kind of cool if I was Horse87.
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Hit a nerve did I Jack?
Cheat.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack, is it true that you emailed a certain uber girl and propositioned her for sex for cash? I don't know if it's true, but this person has no reason to lie, and she's actually quite skeeved out by your proposal, you should be ashamed of yourself
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it is true. i'm not going to say anything else because i don't want to be involved, but i know the details and i can't say i'm surprised.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Never heard of it, but it sounds like the kind of thing popular on uber.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't you watch Trailer Park Boys? i think there was an episode where they had an ATM with ink and the movie had one in the beginning too.
Submitted by horse87 (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sgt: Hell, they break if you just use them normally. That's what keeps me working.
Hidden: Really? Up here, we don't have that. Then again, we don't have as many banks as you guys do. More variety down there, I guess. There's only 4 or 5 major financial institutions up here, and none of them use ink spray in any of their ATM's (or ABM's, as we call 'em..). Just seen dye packs in some teller cash. Theres also only a few ABM types in use up here as well; Wincor, NCR, Diebold and Cross, although Cross machines are tiny tabletop things we don't service.
BTW....Simple test to prove a point: Have any Canadian Uberite take a walk down to any Bank of Montreal, Scotia Bank or Caisse Populaire/Desjardin and have a look at what their machines are. Chances are, it'll be one of these. Also, since there are only 3 major Canadian banks, and all are identified by their very distinctive colours and logos, the fascia on the above ABM should be a dead giveaway.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack, is it true that you emailed a certain uber girl and propositioned her for sex for cash? I don't know if it's true, but this person has no reason to lie, and she's actually quite skeeved out by your proposal, you should be ashamed of yourself
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I can do the same thing with a playstation and a "pacman" game.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
even the fight in the reviews was shit on this post.
you people disappoint me on a daily basis.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if you play a perfect game on that, will it break like the arcade game?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
many outdoor ATMs have ink staining devices if cracked open. look it up.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo
How does this 'prove' anything exactly?
Submitted by horse87 (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hidden: "Sprayed with ink" ?! New one on me. The only ink in the ones I see is usually in a depository inkjet or a passbook printer ribbon. Every other printer is thermal.
No1hasdis: No surprise you wouldn't recognize bank machines like this. Losers with no money in the bank to withdraw would have no reason to use ATM's, now would they?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, look who was right, Jack... ME.
the dude just said he had physical access to it.
and no one said anything about knowing how to hack an ATM. for those of us that know what it takes, no one is going to claim they can do it unless they are absolutely retarded.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This place used to be fun to visit.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And on another note, what makes you think it's a Canadian banking machine? Here's a hot tip, its not you fucking jackass. Nice try.
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You're an idiot. And an alter. Get your act together before coming into one of my posts to comment.
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The only idiot here is you. Tell me then Jack, what "Canadian" city did "horse87" send you this from? Let me know and I'll tell you why you're fucking wrong you tool. Get your fucking act together before you hit submit next time.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Remember kids, Hack McCallum for UberMadness '08! He can't just win it on alter votes alone!
Submitted by horse87 (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
See, Jack?
Told you this would happen.
Ok, geniuses, here's how it was done;
I never said I hacked into it. I had access to it.
My job is to repair, maintain and install these things and their networks.
If this type of ATM is booted into Windows XP, (which, unfortunately, is the platform more and more of these things run on..)rather than the Win PE environment, you bypass the ATM application, then the customer display simply behaves like an ordinary monitor. You then see the usual Windoze login and afterwards, the standard desktop. Plug a regular keyboard and mouse into the PC, and Bob's your uncle.
What did you mongoloids think ran these things?
Magical UberGnomes and pixie dust?
This is how we perform some of our higher level diags on these things. The small LCD operator panel in the rear of the machine is just not sufficient for that kind of stuff.
Anyway, I was trying to fix a network problem, and I got bored waiting for second level support to get back to me. I had the machine open, off-line, and in Win XP mode so I could get at the communications software. The USB key that I had plugged into the USB port on the ATM's controlling PC was intended to store some trace logs, but I remembered I had MAME32 and a bunch of ROMs in a folder on the key.
MAME.exe can run from wherever it is, so I just started it up, told it where the ROM's were and away I went. It's not rocket science.
I only kept it open for about 2 minutes, as I knew the customer wouldn't have approved of me playing games on their machine when I was supposed to be fixing it, even if it was just a little harmless fun. It was, however, long enough to snap a few cell-phone pics, though. The one you see is a cropped version of one of the only ones that looked ok. The others were blurry or had the mouse dangling in the frame. Damn cell phone camera.
BTW, as for you mouthy script-kiddies who like to brag about your mad hacking skillz, if you think you can hack an ATM network, or a single ATM, feel free to go right ahead and try. The security protocols on these mostly proprietary networks and their equipment are unreal. (Hell, the banks themselves can barely get around the stuff half the time..) Now I'm not saying it's impossible. Anything man-made can probably be circumvented given enough time, money and effort, but it sure as hell would be way beyond any pinhead who'd be posting openly on here. (..and, no, I'm not talking about sticking skimmers or other stuff on the ATM itself in order to steal a customer's card information..That's bush league stuff anyone with a wireless-enabled laptop can do...)
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-23 13:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Honestly, stop trying to drum up hits and get on the MVA by being a jerkoff and fighting with everyone like oathmeal
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I am an all-around nice guy and I have no idea what you're talking about.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol @ "viola"
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We're hanging on your every word.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jack, this was clearly photoshopped, you can tell from the angle and the reflection, it should be blatantly obvious even to an untrained chimpanzee such as yourself.
Honestly, stop trying to drum up hits and get on the MVA by being a jerkoff and fighting with everyone like oathmeal, it's embarassing and transparent and only makes you look even more pathetic than usual!
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have discovered how to tell if someone is an alter.
Go to any Jack McCallum post and make a list of all the users who gave him less than +2.
Viola!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i feel like i should have some kind of loyalty to you these days cause we live in the same city now but your last two posts were really uninteresting.
sorry.
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I am sorry as well.
I have been Uberized, so now it's 'shit in, shit out.'
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i feel like i should have some kind of loyalty to you these days cause we live in the same city now but your last two posts were really uninteresting.
sorry.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If ANYONE can prove that is a fake I'll pay them.... $100 in cash, to their Paypal account. The pic is real.
It is a Canadian banking Machine. I am in San Francisco. How would I fake THAT?
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And on another note, what makes you think it's a Canadian banking machine? Here's a hot tip, its not you fucking jackass. Nice try.
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You're an idiot. And an alter. Get your act together before coming into one of my posts to comment.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You were supposed to say "And it would be worth the carpal tunnel" or something like that.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It would be funny to -2 every single McCallum post and get banned so Jack would go re-rate all 800 of them to get his rating back up 1/100 of a point.
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Alter. Fuck off.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If ANYONE can prove that is a fake I'll pay them.... $100 in cash, to their Paypal account. The pic is real.
It is a Canadian banking Machine. I am in San Francisco. How would I fake THAT?
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And on another note, what makes you think it's a Canadian banking machine? Here's a hot tip, its not you fucking jackass. Nice try.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want my own lion friend!!! weeeep
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You know how much it would cost to feed that thing? Imagine how much it costs to keep shoving protein supplements down Method's throat. Now multiply that by 100.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It would be funny to -2 every single McCallum post and get banned so Jack would go re-rate all 800 of them to get his rating back up 1/100 of a point.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A real hacker would have used the number keys on the machine to play the game....
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hahaha
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want my own lion friend!!! weeeep
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A real hacker would have used the number keys on the machine to play the game....
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You've slid so far that now you're emailing YOURSELF shitty photoshops and posting them here? You need to seek professional help.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRXrxCDqUYs&eurl=http://spaceghetto.org/~niga/sandbox/index.php?/archives/P9.html
Almost as retarded as the argument this post has started.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care how the fuck it was done, that's fucking sweet.
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd, bed time. no butterfingers for you hadley, it wasn't that popular THANK you aria.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I swoon.... After all, we all dream of contributing to a crapmag full of compelling articles like "Exploiting LiveJournal.com" or "Ripping MMS Streams" or even such 31337 articles as "How to Cheat Goog411".
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i don't read it anymore or contribute to the community for the exact reasons above. it used to be a real hacker's magazine, but now it's just cheap tricks. mostly because security has gotten so good for most of exploitable technology. i haven't picked up a 2600 in years.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jeannneeee- you mean this one...right?
I just watched it yesterday for the first time.
Amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVNTdWbVBgc
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i AM a real hacker and i DO know how to do this in 30 seconds. but guess what, you fucking RETARD-
ATM MACHINES DON'T HAVE USB ACCESS UNLESS YOU CAN OPEN ONE UP. ANY POSSIBLE WAY A HACKER CAN GAIN ACCESS OUTSIDE OF THE SHELL THAT'S RUNNING REQUIRES YOU TO BE ABLE TO OPEN IT. LAST TIME I CHECKED, THAT WASN'T VERY EASY. EVEN IF YOU COULD OPEN IT, YOU WILL BE SPRAYED BY INK 9 TIMES OUT OF 10.
say what you want, Jack (off), but i'm the real deal. i know what i'm talking about because i've been doing this sort of thing for YEARS. years. many years. i have articles in 2600.
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Articles in 2600? FOR REALSIES??
I swoon.... After all, we all dream of contributing to a crapmag full of compelling articles like "Exploiting LiveJournal.com" or "Ripping MMS Streams" or even such 31337 articles as "How to Cheat Goog411".
Yes, if you can get physical access to a machine, this can be done. If you can get physical access to ANY machine of ANY sort, there is no limit to what you can do. That said, I tend to doubt anyone with physical access to a machine is going to do anything so colossally stupid and then SEND OUT PICTURES OF IT.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I believe you, Jack!
Than again, I also believe in the Easter Bunny, Santa, and that Hidden scores with chicks.
So maybe I'm not the best person to have on your side.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't stop watching the video of the lion hugging those 2 guys. It's seriously really cute. I actually cried a little bit.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:02:32 EDT (#)
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To be fair, all it takes is physical access for this to be done. I'm not sure if that's as hard as you'd imagine.
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Hey, look, somebody is THINKING instead of succumbing to the typical knee-jerk reaction.
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DUMBASS- i did THINK about it, for about half of a second. that's all it takes because i've studied these types of things for almost 15 years now. i agree with redskies- all you need is physical access. last time i checked, you can't just open one of these up, IN ANY COUNTRY.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i never said horse was your alter. i don't care about this alter business. no one has ever seen me accuse anyone of being an alter on this site because i simply don't care about alters.
secondly, i also never mentioned anything about where this atm is located because i don't care. i used an atm in Afghanistan that was extremely secure, so i really doubt non third world countries have atms that are less secure.
this is the last time i'll say it- you can't do this without access to the inside of the atm. period. walk down the street and find an atm and tell me if it looks like anyone can just open one up.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To be fair, all it takes is physical access for this to be done. I'm not sure if that's as hard as you'd imagine.
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Hey, look, somebody is THINKING instead of succumbing to the typical knee-jerk reaction.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i've never seen an ATM that you could just open up and plug a USB key into in my life. especially not ones that are mounted in a wall like the one pictures. those usually have thick steel around them. the portable ones would be easier to crack open, but even then, like i said, you're getting inked.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Then DO THE MATH, HIDDEN.
I work in a cube in San Francisco. Right now I can look out the window and see San Francisco Bay and a slice of Angel Island.
Yesterday Horse87 had access to the guts of a CANADIAN bank machine.
Still think he is an alter?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To be fair, all it takes is physical access for this to be done. I'm not sure if that's as hard as you'd imagine.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 12:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tell "horse" to send you a picture of his peripherals hooked up. although that will be photoshopped too....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i AM a real hacker and i DO know how to do this in 30 seconds. but guess what, you fucking RETARD-
ATM MACHINES DON'T HAVE USB ACCESS UNLESS YOU CAN OPEN ONE UP. ANY POSSIBLE WAY A HACKER CAN GAIN ACCESS OUTSIDE OF THE SHELL THAT'S RUNNING REQUIRES YOU TO BE ABLE TO OPEN IT. LAST TIME I CHECKED, THAT WASN'T VERY EASY. EVEN IF YOU COULD OPEN IT, YOU WILL BE SPRAYED BY INK 9 TIMES OUT OF 10.
say what you want, Jack (off), but i'm the real deal. i know what i'm talking about because i've been doing this sort of thing for YEARS. years. many years. i have articles in 2600.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://melissatogo.blogspot.com/2007/02/multimedia-message.html
For exampe
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is entirely possible if you have physical access to the machine, for instance if you were doing maintenance on one of the millions of windows pcs running simple ATM software. Has no one ever seen a blue screen of death on an ATM?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So myshit, an alter, is giving me shit about talking about/having an alter.
It would actually be kind of cool if I was myshit.
It would actually be kind of cool if I was Horse87.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*Method realizes Jack is right*
*Method can't admit it because he hates Jack*
*The blood in Method's brain begins to boil*
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
mitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus, guys, think before you hit the AUTOFUCKJACK button.
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**PAGING A WAAAAMBULANCE FOR JACK MCCALLUM - WAAAAMBULANCE NEEDED FOR JM AT THE UBER FRONT DESK - ON ARRIVAL PLEASE TELL THEM TO GO IMMEDIATELY TO WHERE EVER IT IS SHIT POSTS GO WHEN THEY ARE KNOCKED OFF OF THE FRONT PAGE**
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:45:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If ANYONE can prove that is a fake I'll pay them.... $100 in cash, to their Paypal account. The pic is real.
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i don't want your fucking money because i have plenty of my own and i wipe my ass with 100 bucks, but i'm telling you right now, this is fake. since when do ATM machines have easy usb access? hahahahaha. it's ok, Jack. you're not a hacker. but when the real hackers who have studied these types of things for years tell you this is fake, trust them because they are much more informed than you.
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REAL hackers would know how to do this in 30 seconds because they would know how Horse did it with such ease. Jesus, guys, think before you hit the AUTOFUCKJACK button.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait a second...You send emails to yourself?
That's some peculiar behavior, don't you think Jack?
Perhaps you should visit oathmeal's shrink.
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Steady on there, lets not go nuts.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Additional +.5 because i fucked up. (or just got high, pick your favourite)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Make sure to vote for Jack in the next ubermadness, folks, or his cats ultimately suffer his wrath!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for mame on cash machine.
-1 for alterism.
Stay cool, jack. Those are just n00bs with a monday morning mood.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It's really not that interesting. they all run windows.
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I was ignorant of this fact, I'll admit that.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't feign ignorant you fucking idiot.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If ANYONE can prove that is a fake I'll pay them.... $100 in cash, to their Paypal account. The pic is real.
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i don't want your fucking money because i have plenty of my own and i wipe my ass with 100 bucks, but i'm telling you right now, this is fake. since when do ATM machines have easy usb access? hahahahaha. it's ok, Jack. you're not a hacker. but when the real hackers who have studied these types of things for years tell you this is fake, trust them because they are much more informed than you.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't feign ignorant you fucking idiot.
It's not the fucking machine that is fake, it's this 'horse' fella.
He is YOUR alter jack, therefore he is YOU.
Jesus!!!!!
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That's pretty fucking funny, YOU calling Horse87 an alter. Grow a pair and post under your regular account you fucking pussy.
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Don't be an idiot Jack.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha at Drake...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't feign ignorant you fucking idiot.
It's not the fucking machine that is fake, it's this 'horse' fella.
He is YOUR alter jack, therefore he is YOU.
Jesus!!!!!
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That's pretty fucking funny, YOU calling Horse87 an alter. Grow a pair and post under your regular account you fucking pussy.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't feign ignorant you fucking idiot.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If ANYONE can prove that is a fake I'll pay them.... $100 in cash, to their Paypal account. The pic is real.
It is a Canadian banking Machine. I am in San Francisco. How would I fake THAT?
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google + photoshop = fake
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I said PROVE it. Simply saying that means nothing.
If I say 'The_Drake + random cock = gay incident' is it true?
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HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE "INCIDENT"?!!?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG....
I WAS SO WRONG.
THEN YOU MUST, JUST MUST HAVE RECEIVED IT FROM HORSE.
Well explained Jack.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:41:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:36:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:35:47 EDT (#)
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If ANYONE can prove that is a fake I'll pay them.... $100 in cash, to their Paypal account. The pic is real.
It is a Canadian banking Machine. I am in San Francisco. How would I fake THAT?
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google + photoshop = fake
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I said PROVE it. Simply saying that means nothing.
If I say 'The_Drake + random cock = gay incident' is it true?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:39:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:37:21 EDT (#)
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Don't feign ignorant you fucking idiot.
It's not the fucking machine that is fake, it's this 'horse' fella.
He is YOUR alter jack, therefore he is YOU.
Jesus!!!!!
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IT IS A CANADIAN MACHINE YOU FUCKING TARD. I AM IN CALIFORNIA. EXPLAIN HOW I GOT THIS PHOTO.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:37:59 EDT (#)
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*ignorance...
so I'm a tool too.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:37:21 EDT (#)
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Don't feign ignorant you fucking idiot.
It's not the fucking machine that is fake, it's this 'horse' fella.
He is YOUR alter jack, therefore he is YOU.
Jesus!!!!!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:36:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:35:47 EDT (#)
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If ANYONE can prove that is a fake I'll pay them.... $100 in cash, to their Paypal account. The pic is real.
It is a Canadian banking Machine. I am in San Francisco. How would I fake THAT?
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google + photoshop = fake
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:35:47 EDT (#)
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If ANYONE can prove that is a fake I'll pay them.... $100 in cash, to their Paypal account. The pic is real.
It is a Canadian banking Machine. I am in San Francisco. How would I fake THAT?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:35:16 EDT (#)
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Same rating I'd give anyone who posted this garbage. And I actually like you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:35:03 EDT (#)
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Wait a second...You send emails to yourself?
That's some peculiar behavior, don't you think Jack?
Perhaps you should visit oathmeal's shrink.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:35:00 EDT (#)
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It's really not that interesting. they all run windows.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:34:06 EDT (#)
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indeed.
Photo's from made up users.
REAL interesting Jack.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:33:47 EDT (#)
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Care to explain?
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-23 11:33:18 EDT (#)
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