An Enduring Crime!!! (448 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-07-17 18:29:12 EDT
There is an actress who once thrilled audiences worldwide with her incredible radiance and talent, went on to weather detractors and critics jealous of her beauty and craftwork, and pursued a singing career until she gained the respect she deserved.
Yet her two greatest, most stirring and dramatic performances are NOT available on DVD, and this is simply OUTRAGEOUS. An ATROCITY!
Of course, I'm talking about the LOVELY Pia Zadora and her stunning turns in Butterfly [1982] (yes, it's an incest movie and incest is wrong, but COME ON, if she was YOUR daughter YOU'D bang her until her eyeballs blew out of her skull!) and The Lonely Lady [1983] which features her incredible portrayal of Jerilee Randall, an up and coming (yes, you filthy horny wanna see the skin fuck the plot bastards there is an intended pun there) Hollywood writer who stuns the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences when accepting an Oscar™ by saying, "I'm not the first woman who had to fuck her way to the top!" What a line! What a woman!
The fact that we cannot enjoy these marvelous, timeless performances is a crime against humanity! I call on all ubermales to petition Hollywood and demand that this legendary actor be given her due!
Thank you.
PIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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Submitted by gAGGLE (user info) at 2008-07-18 12:21:41 EDT (#)
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idiot
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-18 10:30:33 EDT (#)
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I am old enough to remember doing impure things to her image.
i also remember a movie in which she was raped with a garden hose.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-18 09:52:14 EDT (#)
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NSFW is NSFW, Mr. Jack.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-18 04:19:06 EDT (#)
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excellent
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-17 20:20:38 EDT (#)
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I fondly remember jacking off to Pia whan i was about 14.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-07-17 18:48:48 EDT (#)
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(yes, it's an incest movie and incest is wrong, but COME ON, if she was YOUR daughter YOU'D bang her until her eyeballs blew out of her skull!)
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WTF!
WTF!
WTF!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-17 18:33:21 EDT (#)
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439 times to Butterfly, that is.
Probably almost that much to Lonely Lady.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-17 18:32:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-17 18:30:49 EDT (#)
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i'd crack off to that, prob.
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I did so.
439 times. Until the videotape broke. DAMN VIDEOTAPE!
I kept count because each ejaculation was an expression of love.
PIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-17 18:30:49 EDT (#)
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i'd crack off to that, prob.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-17 18:30:21 EDT (#)
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DON'T TELL ME THIS IS NSFW!
SHE IS A GODDESS!
IS THE VENUS DE WHATTHEFUCKEVER NSFW?
FUCK OFF!