Technopope 4: The Papacy Strikes Back (701 hits)
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Submitted by TTOM: Cyber-Saviour (View user info) at 2008-07-14 18:24:20 EDT
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-17 06:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If only religion was really like this.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-16 13:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Cyberpapacy -- covering France, this is a realm which was initially a repressive, medieval theocracy (that wielded real miracles). En route to Core Earth it melded with a virtual reality and gained cyberpunk technology and attitudes. Ruled by the Cyberpope Jean Malreaux I. His darkness device Ebenuscrux took the shape of a prototypical circuit cross, the symbol of the realm's strange version of Catholicism. This "GodNet" was realm of circuitry and mind, an artificial reality contained within the networked computers of the realm, and stylized as a jazzed up realm of churches and religious artifacts. Storm Knights unlucky enough to be defeated here could be jacked into the virtual Hell, from which no one ever returned.
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Bitchin
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-16 12:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Cyberpapacy -- covering France, this is a realm which was initially a repressive, medieval theocracy (that wielded real miracles). En route to Core Earth it melded with a virtual reality and gained cyberpunk technology and attitudes. Ruled by the Cyberpope Jean Malreaux I. His darkness device Ebenuscrux took the shape of a prototypical circuit cross, the symbol of the realm's strange version of Catholicism. This "GodNet" was realm of circuitry and mind, an artificial reality contained within the networked computers of the realm, and stylized as a jazzed up realm of churches and religious artifacts. Storm Knights unlucky enough to be defeated here could be jacked into the virtual Hell, from which no one ever returned.
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Are you writing this story? Because I'll read it.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-07-16 10:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 shield of idiocy.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-15 23:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-15 21:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-15 04:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Childish cartoon humour.
What more could we want?
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We could want a +2, Beandip.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-07-15 20:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 coz the pope bears a striking resemblance to the Terminator, and i just got onto a band called Austrian Death Machine (An Arnold Schwarzeneggakjzdsrgnaru&ioagegger movie tribute band. Best song they do; "Who is your Daddy and what does he do"
Can i buy some pot from you?
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-07-15 13:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-15 13:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto Steam Powered Mechanical Ganesh +2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-15 12:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if oathmeal had posted this, it would have a -.71 rating.
(it also would have been full of self aggrandizing statements, a shlongy/apollo double name drop, lashing out at everyone who gave it less than a 2 in the reviews, and absolutely devoid of humour.)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117612#2742215
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-07-15 10:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Cyberpapacy -- covering France, this is a realm which was initially a repressive, medieval theocracy (that wielded real miracles). En route to Core Earth it melded with a virtual reality and gained cyberpunk technology and attitudes. Ruled by the Cyberpope Jean Malreaux I. His darkness device Ebenuscrux took the shape of a prototypical circuit cross, the symbol of the realm's strange version of Catholicism. This "GodNet" was realm of circuitry and mind, an artificial reality contained within the networked computers of the realm, and stylized as a jazzed up realm of churches and religious artifacts. Storm Knights unlucky enough to be defeated here could be jacked into the virtual Hell, from which no one ever returned.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-15 09:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM auto +2
Death of L Ron Hubbard auto +2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-15 09:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TECHNOPOPE!!!!
Already, my day has been made.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-15 08:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shiny box with nothing in it.
I've seen much better from you.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-15 06:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-15 05:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus 2 only if he says 'Papal Bull' in the same voice as Ryu from Streetfighter.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-15 04:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Childish cartoon humour.
What more could we want?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-15 03:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nerd
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-14 21:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Pope is currently in Australia and if there's one thing I know about him it's that he's powered by a nuclear core.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-07-14 21:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh dear, prepare to be banned. Everyone knows Bart Bart is a Scientologist... or a member of the Westboro Baptist Church, I forget...
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-14 21:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-14 20:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how these evolved.
They started like this http://www.ubersite.com/m/85200.
Then you discovered MSPaint and these were born http://www.ubersite.com/m/86982
You then moved on to tiny round heads shown here http://www.ubersite.com/m/88219
You revamp the heads http://www.ubersite.com/m/91396
And we now have this.
I love it.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-07-14 20:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-14 19:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-14 19:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'Holy See'.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-14 19:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-07-14 19:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
needs more Spacepope
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, obviously its not meant to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's so special about the cheesemakers?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 18:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 Papal Bull