Picture of a Cow #1 (1424 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: 0.45 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Gojira! (View user info) at 2008-07-11 11:49:05 EDT
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-11 04:05:36 PDT (#)
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I am so bored I nearly just posted a picture of a cow. Not a funny, or cool cow. Just a plain, normal cow.
I am going out for lunch now and when I return I hope, nay I pray, that something amusing has been posted.
It's okay Harry, I'll take care of it for you.
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-08-29 12:13:02 EDT (#)
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I think it's time for part 2 of this udderly wonderful series...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-08-09 02:10:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-13 14:48:00 EDT (#)
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See the big head and blank look? Cow, thy name is Apollo!
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First of all bubba, that joke is getting really old and stupid, and wasn't even very funny to begin with.
Secondly, that is a GREAT picture of a cow, on a website with a bunc of pictures of cows.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-15 13:38:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2008-07-14 09:44:09 EDT (#)
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Since Harry was so unhappy with my post, I went and dug deep on google for some words of wisdom about the power of and misconceptions about prayer. I think Garth said is best, or at least most popularly, when he sang:
Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers
Remember when youre talkin to the man upstairs
That just because he doesnt answer doesnt mean he dont care
Some of gods greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.
Submitted by 200killerwasps (user info) at 2008-07-14 09:04:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-07-13 14:29:55 EDT (#)
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You dilute actually creative writing talent within this website by writing this utter shit. Seriously fuck you.
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Now I know I haven't done anything for Ubersite, but isn't that just a bit hypocritical? I mean your writing isn't any better than a picture of a cow.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-13 14:48:00 EDT (#)
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See the big head and blank look? Cow, thy name is Apollo!
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-07-13 14:29:55 EDT (#)
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You dilute actually creative writing talent within this website by writing this utter shit. Seriously fuck you.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-13 05:36:34 EDT (#)
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ffs
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-07-12 08:36:36 EDT (#)
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I love Jeannee's reviews.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-12 06:24:52 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h02jCrcPFJg
Hurty made it on to british TV!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-12 05:33:33 EDT (#)
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Seriously?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:12:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:11:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 13:47:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-11 18:22:23 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hird lol third not herd
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I wasnt implying you have 4 stomachs my dear!
in fact, Im willing to bet you have a very petite digestive organ...
wait did I just say that?...
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BEST chatup line/compliment ever!
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"I bet you have a really petite digestive organ... and a really delicate spleen"
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hahahaha thats like saying someone has a "sexy appendix"
sweet.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:11:11 EDT (#)
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Real cows don't look like that. They look kinda raggedy, and their fur doesn't shine so much. It's of my opinion that this is a fancy cow, not intended to be eaten, probably used in those California cheese commercials, and thus relatively useless.
It's a great cow picture though.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 13:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-11 18:22:23 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hird lol third not herd
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I wasnt implying you have 4 stomachs my dear!
in fact, Im willing to bet you have a very petite digestive organ...
wait did I just say that?...
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BEST chatup line/compliment ever!
:)
"I bet you have a really petite digestive organ... and a really delicate spleen"
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-11 13:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-11 11:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That cow fucking rocks
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-07-11 11:50:55 EDT (#)
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that cow is cool.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-11 13:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hird lol third not herd
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I wasnt implying you have 4 stomachs my dear!
in fact, Im willing to bet you have a very petite digestive organ...
wait did I just say that?...
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:53:11 EDT (#)
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How many of you also stick your heads out of the car window and yell MOO when you pass some cows?
*raises my own hand*
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My wife does that. I still have no idea if its endearing or retarded.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:43:51 EDT (#)
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Oh, I have laid down with my share of retards. Give them a jolly rancher or a balloon animal and they will fuck you retarded.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:43:45 EDT (#)
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How many of you also stick your heads out of the car window and yell MOO when you pass some cows?
*raises my own hand*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hird lol third not herd
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:40:25 EDT (#)
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That's because you're retarded.
I mean... I love you. Retard.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:38:48 EDT (#)
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Missing you already, drakey!
Sgt, I am hurt! i had my hird and fourth stomach banded months ago!
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:38:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:35:31 EDT (#)
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I just want to lie down with it you dirty birdy. Only you would think I meant I wanted to fuck it.
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Why else would anyone want to lie down with anyone or thing, I can't even lay with myself without fucking me.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:35:55 EDT (#)
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orphelia
friend to the bovine since 1980.
maybe thats why she likes me, I have 4 stomachs.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:35:31 EDT (#)
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I just want to lie down with it you dirty birdy. Only you would think I meant I wanted to fuck it.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:34:01 EDT (#)
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Fuck it, I laughed.
I gotta go take a road trip, I'll be back.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:30:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-11 17:28:38 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:26:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-11 17:25:22 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not cool enough to get away with a post this shitty.
-2die.
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You are not old enough to get away with this lame comment.
+2 live a little, kid.
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You're not woman enough to take my man!
la la la la la
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Are you actually covering your ears too?
Cute. Kootchy, kootchy coo.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:28:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-11 17:25:22 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not cool enough to get away with a post this shitty.
-2die.
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You are not old enough to get away with this lame comment.
+2 live a little, kid.
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You're not woman enough to take my man!
la la la la la
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-11 11:59:51 EDT (#)
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I really want to go to that field and lie down with that cow.
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Beastiality is illegal.
Be careful.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:26:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-11 17:25:22 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not cool enough to get away with a post this shitty.
-2die.
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You are not old enough to get away with this lame comment.
+2 live a little, kid.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not cool enough to get away with a post this shitty.
-2die.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:21:24 EDT (#)
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Looks photoshopped.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:12:09 EDT (#)
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i chuckled.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:06:40 EDT (#)
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So will I!
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:03:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:00:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-11 08:58:15 PDT (#)
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Does anyone ever add extra ingredients to their Ramen Noodles to jazz them up a little bit?
I go with sour cream, salt, cheese, pepper, garlic powder, and some louisiana hot sauce.
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I used to do chicken, yellow curry, and rice.
I can afford real noodles, now.
Mmmm, Ramen spaghetti and frozen meatballs.
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You should try the sour cream, it sounds weird but it really sets the flavor off.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2cow
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-11 12:00:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-11 08:58:15 PDT (#)
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Does anyone ever add extra ingredients to their Ramen Noodles to jazz them up a little bit?
I go with sour cream, salt, cheese, pepper, garlic powder, and some louisiana hot sauce.
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I used to do chicken, yellow curry, and rice.
I can afford real noodles, now.
Mmmm, Ramen spaghetti and frozen meatballs.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-11 11:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A BULLwagon! ROFL
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-11 11:59:51 EDT (#)
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What a delightful pastoral perspective. I really want to go to that field and lie down with that cow.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-11 11:59:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-11 08:54:26 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
That cow is one groovy moovy.
For what its worth, this was the cow I was going to post http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitbywoof/782600579/
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If this starts a bandwagon, I will do my part to crush it.
With meaningful ratings...of doom!
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-11 11:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Does anyone ever add extra ingredients to their Ramen Noodles to jazz them up a little bit?
I go with sour cream, salt, cheese, pepper, garlic powder, and some louisiana hot sauce.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-11 11:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-11 11:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
That cow is one groovy moovy.
For what its worth, this was the cow I was going to post http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitbywoof/782600579/
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-11 11:54:04 EDT (#)
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Bravo.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-11 11:52:20 EDT (#)
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That cow fucking rocks
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-07-11 11:50:55 EDT (#)
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that cow is cool.