SPT- Maggie (1137 hits)
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Submitted by FALLEN (View user info) at 2008-07-10 10:04:44 EDT
The Dark Knight will be in theaters soon, so as with all movies, the stars have started making their rounds of the talk shows and magazines.
On the cover of one such mag is the smiling face of Ms. Maggie Gyllenhall.
Personally I always thought she was kinda hot in an odd way.
If you see her movie The Secretary, she plays.... Well, a secretary.
But it's all sado-masochism, with a full frontal scene. Combining hot secretary with mental issues and BDSM is a jackpot.
Did I mention there is a spanking scene too?
There is.
Anyway, I would do THINGS to that ass, oh yeah!
Am I alone on this?
Yes there should be a picture here but I can't on this stupid network crap I'm on.
Here's a link if you need a peek
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/m/maggie_gyllenhaal/thumbnails/tn2_maggie_gyllenhaal_1.jpg
User Reviews
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-11 19:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that film made me wish i were a secretary every day of my life
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 17:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Combining hot secretary with mental issues and BDSM is a jackpot
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BDSM - isn't that a driving school in the UK?
Also, I wear my hair like that most days.
But blonde.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-11 09:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-07-10 18:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think she is hot, but she has to work at it. However, since that's not the theme of these reviews...
I would pick the corn out of her shit and eat it for Thanksgiving dinner and then have a slice of Maggie-pie with whip cream for desert. Finally, I'd stick it in her ass and come on her face while she was breast feeding MudWhistle.
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Good form sir, Good form.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-07-10 18:25:09 EDT (#)
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I think she is hot, but she has to work at it. However, since that's not the theme of these reviews...
I would pick the corn out of her shit and eat it for Thanksgiving dinner and then have a slice of Maggie-pie with whip cream for desert. Finally, I'd stick it in her ass and come on her face while she was breast feeding MudWhistle.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-07-10 18:24:28 EDT (#)
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Agreed, Eric Stoltz is dreamy.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-10 17:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was going to have a nice day today and +2 everything. But come on.
Fallen, I'm disappointed.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:39:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:32:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Anyone who gets off on a pic of a woman breastfeeding is an unbelievable loser. That is such a huge turn-off. It doesn't even look like her.
And she looks like one of my former teachers. Gross.
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Sounds like someone isn't very secure in their sexuality, and I could only imagine the stains on the carpet under my desk if I had a teacher that looked like that. I don't understand why that is gross.
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It is a BIT gross. It de-sexualises breasts. And I don't like that.
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The fact that she looks like one of his former teachers is not gross, I don't get turned on by breastfeeding. In the same fashion, I don't get turned off by teachers.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There is a difference between being turned on and finding something beautiful
I like the breastfeeding pic
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:39:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:32:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Anyone who gets off on a pic of a woman breastfeeding is an unbelievable loser. That is such a huge turn-off. It doesn't even look like her.
And she looks like one of my former teachers. Gross.
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Sounds like someone isn't very secure in their sexuality, and I could only imagine the stains on the carpet under my desk if I had a teacher that looked like that. I don't understand why that is gross.
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It is a BIT gross. It de-sexualises breasts. And I don't like that.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:32:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Anyone who gets off on a pic of a woman breastfeeding is an unbelievable loser. That is such a huge turn-off. It doesn't even look like her.
And she looks like one of my former teachers. Gross.
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Sounds like someone isn't very secure in their sexuality, and I could only imagine the stains on the carpet under my desk if I had a teacher that looked like that. I don't understand why that is gross.
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Anyone who gets off on a pic of a woman breastfeeding is an unbelievable loser. That is such a huge turn-off. It doesn't even look like her.
And she looks like one of my former teachers. Gross.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://photos.imageevent.com/johnbierly/blog/ElleUK_September2007-001.jpg
WELLLLL!
If you folks will excuse me for a few moments I'll be right back.
(grabs box of tissue)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://photos.imageevent.com/johnbierly/blog/ElleUK_September2007-001.jpg
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jesus christ on a stick thats a hot broad.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:03:03 EDT (#)
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http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00098/Maggie_Gyllenhaal_i__98612o.jpg
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/lifestyle/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20070904/0013729c050d08470d2c1f.jpg
http://www.popcornnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/maggiegyllenhaalbreastfeeding.jpg
http://photos.imageevent.com/johnbierly/blog/ElleUK_September2007-001.jpg
The popcornnation link might be nsfw
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha @ Donkey Time
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:02:15 EDT (#)
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that's me in the red hat.
haven't seen that picture in years.
good times..good times
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I own that below.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:51:52 EDT (#)
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here's one for you
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/78526e7cc2c830f745f340b0c54723a036f2862c_m.jpg
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice FALLEN....fuckin ACE
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
muddy
http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/startracks/060731/maggie_gyllenhaal.jpg
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would wreck that chick...
P.S. some fantastic reviews on this post.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She's good. But not great.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't stop looking at that pic, I just cracked one off so hard an eye ball deflated. I find it more fulfilling to grip to pics of girls in clothes these days, my mind is sexier than a pic.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:19:20 EDT (#)
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I"d like to see some pics of her pregnant
I have a thing for pregnant chicks
and speech impediments
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:16:18 EDT (#)
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NSFW below
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EI - check this business out http://www.flickr.com/photos/hollywoodkids/533636691/
Mmmmmmm...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:14:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:11:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:07:03 EDT (#)
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i did it like this
i did it like that
i did it with a wiffle ball bat
so I"m on the run
the cops got my gun
and right 'bout now
it's time to have some fun
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Shit, If I would have picked Mike D as my handle I would get respect.
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your money and your jewelry is what I expect
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I got a castle in Brooklyn
That's where I dwell
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:13:20 EDT (#)
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EI
http://everythingandnothing.typepad.com/mississippi/images/2007/08/05/secretary.jpg
nothing?
for real?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:11:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:07:03 EDT (#)
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i did it like this
i did it like that
i did it with a wiffle ball bat
so I"m on the run
the cops got my gun
and right 'bout now
it's time to have some fun
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Shit, If I would have picked Mike D as my handle I would get respect.
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your money and your jewelry is what I expect
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:12:26 EDT (#)
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most definitely
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:11:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:07:03 EDT (#)
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i did it like this
i did it like that
i did it with a wiffle ball bat
so I"m on the run
the cops got my gun
and right 'bout now
it's time to have some fun
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Shit, If I would have picked Mike D as my handle I would get respect.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
silliness is showing, below
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:09:12 EDT (#)
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only fags call things silly
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:07:26 EDT (#)
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well isnt this silly
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:07:03 EDT (#)
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i did it like this
i did it like that
i did it with a wiffle ball bat
so I"m on the run
the cops got my gun
and right 'bout now
it's time to have some fun
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:05:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:58:21 EDT (#)
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I'm BobSandwich, says so on the area of this post that contains the poster's name.
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I'm sorry, what?
I posted
you commented.
you're new and you gave me a +2 so I'll let you slide.
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Sorry, review... not post. Don't get the lingo yet, not confused now.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:05:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm BobSandwich, says so on the area of this post that contains the poster's name.
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I'm sorry, what?
I posted
you commented.
you're new and you gave me a +2 so I'll let you slide.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:03:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:01:07 EDT (#)
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you posted this?
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I'm confused, You posted that... I posted this.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 The Secretary, one of the most memorably puzzling movies of my childhood.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stolz in Mask was hot
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:01:07 EDT (#)
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you posted this?
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:58:21 EDT (#)
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I'm BobSandwich, says so on the area of this post that contains the poster's name.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm with Emily below. I also had a thing for Eric Stolz too
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im confused
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:54:59 EDT (#)
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I don't know what the hell this is about, but Secretary is fucking GREAT. I laughed through the whole thing. Also, who doesn't like James Spader? Sure, he's all bloated and old, but I like to keep the Stargate fantasy alive.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who are you again?
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:50:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:43:01 EDT (#)
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I would think you, most of all, would fuck anything WILLING to give you the time of day
beggars can't be......as they say
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No, that would be me. My motto "If it has/had a pussy/heartbeat, I can fuck it"
Mix and match as you please
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just sitting here reading the reviews imagining listening to a groupd of boys say this stuff whilst sitting in on the pew behind me in church. It's mildy amusing and slightly strange
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fallen, I just think she's rather plain looking. I clicked the link, of course.
Different strokes for different folks and all that
Yeah if I saw her out I would look at her! She just isn't anything special, plus I watched the secretary with a lapdancer hoping for some naughty stuff but blow me did I have the wrong idea. Nice film in its own way but I didn't get my bumhole fingered.
Where's Caul when you need him.
Muddy you old fag hag, I do take what I can get, its not much but then again I dont have much to give. Im sure there are some women you are repulsed by that I like and Vice Versa, you are illustrating the beauty of uber and nmankind.
Sorry I babbled there but I just wanted to type and make people read what I was thinking, tahnk you.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:47:09 EDT (#)
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I can't click the link cos of websense, but I've seen Secretary. And that was enough to form an opinion on the matter.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:44:27 EDT (#)
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E, did you even click the link?
it's SFW
she has that sweet innocent look that at the same time somehow screams
"wrap me in duct tape and chicken wire so I dont explode when you pump rivers of your man-sauce into me"
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:43:01 EDT (#)
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I would think you, most of all, would fuck anything WILLING to give you the time of day
beggars can't be......as they say
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:41:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:38:46 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:32:16 EDT (#)
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this post may attract the most freaky reviews ever and I wont be partaking, she's an ugly, poodle esque skinny bird............
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fag
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What you say is what you are, fag.
Give me a decent women like Natalie Bassingwaithe.
Maggie sucks ass.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:38:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:32:16 EDT (#)
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this post may attract the most freaky reviews ever and I wont be partaking, she's an ugly, poodle esque skinny bird............
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fag
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She shows the beave and titties in a few other movies, too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She is awesome in a great slutty kind of way. I love the broad.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bobsandwich and F.J totaly get the cock-pocalypse I would give her.
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By far the hottest picture I have seen of her. I would like to inflate her pussy using a water hose and my mouth and then have her queef on the side of my throat.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:32:16 EDT (#)
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this post may attract the most freaky reviews ever and I wont be partaking, she's an ugly, poodle esque skinny bird............
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man that film is fucking hot!
When she's got her arms tied up to that rack thing and she's walking round the office picking things up in her teeth and shit. Fuck yea I would ruin her, over and over and over.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hot as all fucking bejaysus
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont much like her as an actress really. But this is in deed SPT, i think the lack of actual picture makes it feel more auntentically Shit too
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but its fallen, i apologise
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh she is so ugly
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm starting to get the impression that we should be afraid of Bell.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:19:24 EDT (#)
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I'll take a 3 way with Maggie and Jake
wait
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to fuck Maggie in a really aggressive, knickers-ripped-off, up-the-ass-with-nothing-but-spit-for-lube, hip-bones-for-leverage, throat-gruntingly-lip-biting kinda way.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-10 10:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My wife even said she'd do some unspeakable things with her.