If there is a poor white trash heaven... (1994 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-07-08 12:43:39 EDT
...this is the snack they'll be serving to the faithful kicking back on the celestial couch in front of God's big-screen.
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-25 21:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-08-25 21:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just to further my point:
RACISTS/DISCRIMINATORY/ANTI-OBAMA(goes back to racist)ETC... POSTS BY JACK:
1. http://www.ubersite.com/m/118305
2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/118112
3. http://www.ubersite.com/m/118090
4. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117913
5. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117808
6. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117641
7. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117614
8. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117591
9. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117554
10. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117505
11. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117364 (the very fact that you LIKE scalia)
12. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117316
13. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117303
14. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117258
15. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117174
16. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117136
17. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117084
17 OUT OF YOUR LAST 40 POSTS.
you have issues.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-12 13:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-07-11 20:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Queue Bubba to tell me 'unfunny' is not a word.
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That's "cue", not "queue"!
:D
(/Bubba impression)
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Maybe he actually meant "line up Bubba. . ."
You don't want to bandy words with Lunger. I've seen his serious writing. I've read Lungfish, and you, Pandora, are no Lungfish. :D
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-07-11 20:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Queue Bubba to tell me 'unfunny' is not a word.
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That's "cue", not "queue"!
:D
(/Bubba impression)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-11 18:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bubba, just this once I'll remove the 'un'.
that was funny.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-11 17:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've had a number of nicknames in my long life, like Bones, Stretch, and Boogaloo Bob. Never until Ubersite have I been called an insignificant chutney feret or a mouth breathing window licker.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 17:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You obviously have never encounted Diarlea Dunkers.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-10 13:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now how did that 'f' get capitalized?
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Conditioning. Most of the email and uber comments you receive begin with 'Fuck off' or 'Fuck you.' Therefore a lowercase f looks odd to you and your subconscious steps in and corrects things.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now how did that 'f' get capitalized?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cheats in contests that don't matter below.
Also racist below.
Also cat-toucher below
Also Eric D Rice oF West Virgina's cousin below.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-10 11:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley I think that morello or whatever is Method. The posts just stink of Method's desperate attempts to stir shit. I guarantee that if there's ever an Ubermadness VI and I enter, alters like Charlton H* and this morello thing, written to appear as if they are 'my' lameass comments on my posts, will appear and vote for me at which point Method's usually deeply hidden bitchy/girly side can be unleashed and he will start shrieking JACK CHEATED all over again in a breathless falsetto. Apollo will join in just for laughs, but he doesn't seem to have the same obession Method has. It's quite disturbing, actually.
*Go look it up, I've explained what happened a hundred times already...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-10 09:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU Bubba, you insignificant chutney feret.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-09 18:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-09 16:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-07-09 16:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack McCallum Author...! How can you be rascist?
I will forgive you this time. lol.
Jack is a published author folks... read shit stuff and buy it on Amazon.com
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And they accuse ME of asskissery.
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That IS you, you mouth breathing window licker.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-09 18:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just remember rule 25-B. The "B" stands for BUBBA, now as well-known as Apollo or Method.
Some recognition is better than none.
:D
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-07-09 18:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like this enough, but I LOVE William Shatner stories.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I <3 -0 ratings.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber Rule 25-B follower below.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-09 16:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The stench of Bubba's reviews permeates the most recently reviewed list, time to log off!
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Good. Don't bother coming back, retards.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-09 17:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber Rule 25-B follower below.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-09 16:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The stench of Bubba's reviews permeates the most recently reviewed list, time to log off!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-09 16:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-07-09 16:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack McCallum Author...! How can you be rascist?
I will forgive you this time. lol.
Jack is a published author folks... read shit stuff and buy it on Amazon.com
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And they accuse ME of asskissery.
Submitted by morello (user info) at 2008-07-09 16:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack McCallum Author...! How can you be rascist?
I will forgive you this time. lol.
Jack is a published author folks... read shit stuff and buy it on Amazon.com
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-09 15:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Racism is bad mmmmmk?
Unless you aren't Jack, and then it is funny.
Arbitrary rules ftw
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-07-09 15:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't think they'd serve fried chicken?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-09 13:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Racism makes your ass look fat.
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Another unfounded accusation. What racism? Poor white trash douchbags call each other 'niggah.' You'd know that if you ever left the whitebread confines of Canada.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-09 10:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it, your posts are usually pretty good. Recently, I've been horribly disappointed.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-09 08:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah...you're probably right
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-09 08:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Haha, toe. You could be my next wife, seeing as they seem to get progressively meaner and all
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that's so sweet. We should fuck.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-09 06:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...... I'll be there picking up easy white trash bitches.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-07-09 06:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why would those crackers only be marketed to "your version" of white trash? Couldn't everybody enjoy those crackers?
Oh. it was a joke? I didn't get it.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As the flavour of these snacks is not 'watermelon' I fail to see how this is in any way racist.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and a Wal Mart in every back yard
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-09 04:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Racism makes your ass look fat.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-09 03:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-09 00:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-08 16:10:40 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but it's glaringly obvious that you can accurately represent the redneck white trash that inhabits the Mid-West.
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Watch it! Some of us Midwest redneck white trash didn't vote for monkey man.
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i wish i could meet forensicgirl3
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-07-08 23:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Assuming that I'm an alter just because I haven't posted yet just confirms the fact that you're a delusional hick with a giant troll of a wife that bases all his decisions and judgements on hearsay and popular opinion"
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I don't know what's more funny. The statement, or the irony found within.
It's funnier than the post, anyway.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2008-07-08 21:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well if Jesus says they're hella good I'm game.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-08 19:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There is the:
Hick
Red neck
White trash
Trailer trash
Drug addled in-breds(Monticello)
OOOh! I almost forgot In-breds!
and the
Cowboy...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-08 19:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck it's hot. Had to do a little futzing around on the roof Saturday, Sunday and today. 100F. Felt like I was gonna burst into flames. My pale ass was sizzling like bacon in a pan. When It's hot I alway feel sorry for firefighters and those poor shits who make a living slinging tar.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 19:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-08 19:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but it's glaringly obvious that you can accurately represent the redneck white trash that inhabits the Mid-West.
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Watch it! Some of us Midwest redneck white trash didn't vote for monkey man.
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Yeah...
<end flirtation>
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-08 19:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
but it's glaringly obvious that you can accurately represent the redneck white trash that inhabits the Mid-West.
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Watch it! Some of us Midwest redneck white trash didn't vote for monkey man.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-07-08 18:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I ate a deep-fried Oreo yesterday.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-08 18:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"And life is just a one-night stand......."
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-07-08 18:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
only poor white trash believe in heaven
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-08 18:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 18:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh no...I'm still an asshole.
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So, does that mean you gave birth to the plethora of pieces of shit on this site?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 18:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh no...I'm still an asshole.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-08 18:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 18:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice is as nice does, whatever the fuck that means. I was looking forward to firing someone recently, and that's not very nice. Unfortunately, she quit a bit too soon.
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Send her some roses. She saved you from being an asshole.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 18:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice is as nice does, whatever the fuck that means. I was looking forward to firing someone recently, and that's not very nice. Unfortunately, she quit a bit too soon.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Haha, toe. You could be my next wife, seeing as they seem to get progressively meaner and all.
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Lunger, did I see earlier that you were making sport of me? You naughty man! You have the rep of being the nicest guy on Uber; maybe in the whole world. Carry on.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I prefer mini race-cakes. I'm removed from the white trash in my lineage, but not that far removed.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Haha, toe. You could be my next wife, seeing as they seem to get progressively meaner and all.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God you're boring. Get a girlfriend.
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I follow Uber Rule 25-B.
Basically, you login and, without scrolling, count the number of posts listing Bubba as the last reviewer.
If the percentage exceeds 25%, time to logoff for the day.
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Buh-bye, asshole.
*you know my name, look up the number*
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I follow Uber Rule 25-B.
Basically, you login and, without scrolling, count the number of posts listing Bubba as the last reviewer.
If the percentage exceeds 25%, time to logoff for the day.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-08 16:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Assuming that I'm an alter just because I haven't posted yet just confirms the fact that you're a delusional hick with a giant troll of a wife that bases all his decisions and judgements on hearsay and popular opinion, much the way George Bush got elected.
How many times DID you vote for him, Bubba? I suppose you'll insist that you didn't, but it's glaringly obvious that you can accurately represent the redneck white trash that inhabits the Mid-West.
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Your eight-grade education is failing you. I don't live in the Midwest, you brainless fuckstick.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-07-08 16:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I haven't tried them, but I'm guessing these suck
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-08 16:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Assuming that I'm an alter just because I haven't posted yet just confirms the fact that you're a delusional hick with a giant troll of a wife that bases all his decisions and judgements on hearsay and popular opinion, much the way George Bush got elected.
How many times DID you vote for him, Bubba? I suppose you'll insist that you didn't, but it's glaringly obvious that you can accurately represent the redneck white trash that inhabits the Mid-West.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-08 16:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-08 16:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, Myshit, those ain't n00bs, them's alters. Keep in mind, BeanBoy, I still know how to get in touch with you, thanks to D_Prime Madness. . .
:D
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You mean you might send me a strongly worded email.
Well, that's me properly warned off.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-08 16:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, Myshit, those ain't n00bs, them's alters. Keep in mind, BeanBoy, I still know how to get in touch with you, thanks to D_Prime Madness. . .
:D
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-08 16:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is Bubba getting shit on by n00bs again?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-08 16:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba gets manhandled by his grotesque beast of a wife at home, so he pretends to be a big shot on the internet, it's quite amusing.
What is she, 6'4", 6'5"? I can picture her now, chewing on rocks and running away from "The Nothing"
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Harmon doesn't have the balls to post. That's extremely amusing.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck California by the way.
****
coming from someone who lives in a state where seagulls fly upside down cause there's nothing worth shitting on
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba gets manhandled by his grotesque beast of a wife at home, so he pretends to be a big shot on the internet, it's quite amusing.
What is she, 6'4", 6'5"? I can picture her now, chewing on rocks and running away from "The Nothing"
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Bubba...stop jumping to Jack's defense every time some idiot decides to hound him. The asskissery you've been showing lately is more than a little disgusting.
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Jesus, Hadley. Jack doesn't need me to defend him. I stated my case: you people are stupid.
I'll rate anything any way I wish, and you and the rest may kiss my ass.
Who the FUCK told you that you could tell me what to do? You aren't that big, mean, or smart. Fuck off.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. asians do not smell as they do not sweat, everyone knows that.
2. This site has a moderator? Since when?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Bubba...stop jumping to Jack's defense every time some idiot decides to hound him. The asskissery you've been showing lately is more than a little disgusting.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Great, throw the word alter around and Jack will go running to the moderator of this site complaining that the schoolyard bullies are ganging up on him again, when in reality he's a putrid piece of dog shit that no one can stand.
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That's right. No one can stand Jack, and everything he writes is shitty or pisses you off.
BUT YOU KEEP CLICKING ON EVERY ONE OF HIS POSTS!!
It is so easy to pull in people like you. You should have learned better in your third trip through second grade.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
isn't there a part two to the Shatner-Lee that's overdue?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is Harmon???
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Uber's representative from the NAAC-Shutthefuckup, I guess
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
burn below.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well that was weird. I was going to say something about how Harmon was mistaken. This post isn't racist; it's just unfunny. You could globally replace "racist" with "unfunny" in this stupid argument, and it would be more interesting to me. I mean, a real fight could ensue.
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Unfunny is not a word. If you want a word meaning "absolutely devoid of humour and uninspired", I believe the word is Bubba.
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Thanks, Bubba.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't think "resilience" is the word I was goi...I mean she was going for, but something along those lines.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well that was weird. I was going to say something about how Harmon was mistaken. This post isn't racist; it's just unfunny. You could globally replace "racist" with "unfunny" in this stupid argument, and it would be more interesting to me. I mean, a real fight could ensue.
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Unfunny is not a word. If you want a word meaning "absolutely devoid of humour and uninspired", I believe the word is Bubba.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I was having dinner with my wife, my awesome sister, and my mom last night at a Chinese restaurant. At one point, my wife stated, "Yeah...I've always liked the dark meat, as far as men go. How I ended up with a blue-eyed white boy is beyond me. It must be his above-average penis; above-average, that is, in length, girth, and resilience."
Mom, was flabbergasted, as she is a bit of a racist.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kraft Mac n Cheese is people!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I stomp yo' crackers, cracka.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well I rode it in Pittsburgh, CA which is pretty close.
Fact is they didn't have public school buses so if you were too far to walk you took public trans.
Fuck California by the way.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hast thou not poured me out as milk, and curdled me like cheese?
Job 10:10
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to flounder after the fact, asshole. You scrambling to somehow justify this shit doesn't make it any better
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you've ever spent any time in close proximity to a sweaty Korean....you'd know my statement is true. Perhaps people don't know what that smell is...but it's kimchi
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Oh so ALL Koreans smell bad? RACIST!
And don't tell me about body odor until you've ridden public transit in Oakland. Christ Jesus.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heads-up, Harmon.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97681#2739567
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Racist.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well that was weird.
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See? Weird.
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Was there a POINT in all of that?
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None whatsoever. When have you known me to make a point?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you've ever spent any time in close proximity to a sweaty Korean....you'd know my statement is true. Perhaps people don't know what that smell is...but it's kimchi
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well that was weird.
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See? Weird.
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Was there a POINT in all of that?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:10:33 EDT (#)
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mention it?
it practically oozes from your pores, like Koreans and Kimchi
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For example...?
RACIST!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:10:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gina (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:47:55 EDT (#)
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...paedaphilic...
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What the fuck, babe?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:10:33 EDT (#)
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mention it?
it practically oozes from your pores, like Koreans and Kimchi
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:10:09 EDT (#)
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kraft doesnt care about black people.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:09:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:44:59 EDT (#)
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... and stuck in the 80's with a horrible haircut.
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wtf? You've mistaken me for Shlongy. When have I ever even MENTIONED the eighties?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:04:11 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck is Harmon???
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:03:22 EDT (#)
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I've never seen a redneck with a big screen. Then again, I've never been inside a redneck hovel.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:59:28 EDT (#)
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Ha. I knew someone could make me laugh. Back to work.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:57:51 EDT (#)
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Kill Bubba!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:57:23 EDT (#)
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Kill Whitey!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:57:18 EDT (#)
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thanks, Billie Jean
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:56:49 EDT (#)
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Queue Bubba to tell me 'unfunny' is not a word.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:56:26 EDT (#)
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If you're going to use "Niggah" in the endorsement, you should have 'shopped the package to read "Macaroni and Cheese Crackahs". That, or left out the "Niggah" altogether and had Justin Wilson in the endorsement instead, saying "Dey Wondemous, I Ga-Ron-Tee". Fair is fair, and dark is dark.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:51:21 EDT (#)
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I hate mac and cheese, sounds more like white trash hell to me. I'll bet that the bigscreen is stuck on nascar 24/7
*shudders*
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:51:06 EDT (#)
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is that pronounced
g EE na
or
jYna?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:51:04 EDT (#)
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Well that was weird. I was going to say something about how Harmon was mistaken. This post isn't racist; it's just unfunny. You could globally replace "racist" with "unfunny" in this stupid argument, and it would be more interesting to me. I mean, a real fight could ensue.
Then I went to go find a post of yours that might be more plausibly perceived as racist. I unwittingly (that is, not knowing whether or not it might be construed as racist) went to this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97681
And in the reviews, I found this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97681#2279065
See? Weird.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:50:18 EDT (#)
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Great, throw the word alter around and Jack will go running to the moderator of this site complaining that the schoolyard bullies are ganging up on him again, when in reality he's a putrid piece of dog shit that no one can stand.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:49:42 EDT (#)
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Yeah, they don't seem so bad.
Racist.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:49:32 EDT (#)
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As a white man, I find this extremely distasteful!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:48:50 EDT (#)
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ALTER BATTLE FTW.
*Makes popcorn*
Submitted by gina (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:47:55 EDT (#)
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Hang on, hang on... Jack is clearly not racist.
Homophobic, misogynistic, paedaphilic, megalomanical... but NOT racist.
Cut a guy some slack, would ya?
and for fuck's sake, he's into cats. Seriously....
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:44:59 EDT (#)
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Regardless of your implied use of the word in this one instance, your history of posts has cemented your status as an ignorant, racist piece of shit in my mind and the mind of everyone who has read your drivel. No wonder you're middle aged, single and stuck in the 80's with a horrible haircut.
You are vile.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:39:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:26:36 EDT (#)
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Are you honestly mentally retarded as well as a racist piece of shit? You used the word "niggah", and I'm not going to explain to you on your own post how your use of it in this context is extremely racist
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DID YOU NOT READ THE TITLE OF THIS POST YOU FAGGOT RETARD? How dare you call me racist! Poor white trash gangsta wannabes call each other niggah. Are you implyng you are ignorant of that fact?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:28:34 EDT (#)
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I'd try them.
Racist.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:26:36 EDT (#)
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Are you honestly mentally retarded as well as a racist piece of shit? You used the word "niggah", and I'm not going to explain to you on your own post how your use of it in this context is extremely racist
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:20:14 EDT (#)
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The Outsider can't be racist/ has equal disdain for all
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:18:32 EDT (#)
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sweet.
racist.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:17:57 EDT (#)
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One more motherfucker on this site calls me racist and they'll have to deal with Los Jalapenos, my army of illegal aliens who will tear any loudmouth to shreds for just a few dollars a day and free room and board in the 18' X 24' aluminum garden shed in my back yard.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:17:00 EDT (#)
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honestly old egg, i don't do alters since kwame fell.
I bet the missus would LOVE these.
She's jewish but i'm sure she's got a bit of white trash in her.
she wil have tonight anyway.
yuk yuk
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:11:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:04:43 EDT (#)
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you are a disgusting racist
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HOW AM I RACIST YOU FAGGOT FUCK!?!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:07:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:04:43 EDT (#)
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you are a disgusting racist
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Uh, commenting on a gross snack is RACIST?
How do you come to THAT conclusion Apo- I mean Meth- I mean Harmon?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:05:01 EDT (#)
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LOL below
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:04:43 EDT (#)
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you are a disgusting racist
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:00:16 EDT (#)
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Jack's take on universal healthcare:
Fuck the fatties and fuck the poor,
they can go down like a two dollar whore
Life is a fight, tooth and nail,
if you can't survive that's YOUR epic fail
Get a job, get some healthcare,
treat your aches, fix your teeth,
sit on your ass dependent on others
and it's a headstone above and your dead ass beneath.
*waits for someone to set this to music*
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-08 12:57:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-08 12:45:27 EDT (#)
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Swell.
Yet another over processed snack product this grossly obese country DOESN'T need.
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yes....because it's the availability of shitty foods that is making America obese...
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-08 12:53:25 EDT (#)
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jack you fuckin scamp
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-08 12:52:47 EDT (#)
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which jack's answer allows us to argue bitterly?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-08 12:51:58 EDT (#)
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SUPER YuM
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-07-08 12:51:36 EDT (#)
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The majesty of God's big-screen in my mind's eye has momentarily incapacitated me.
Please hold.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-07-08 12:49:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-08 12:47:57 EDT (#)
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well damn...that was basically my reaction upon hearing of this product as well. i don't like this agreeing with you thing.
tell us, what's your take on universal healthcare?
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Uh, realJack or uberJack?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-08 12:47:57 EDT (#)
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well damn...that was basically my reaction upon hearing of this product as well. i don't like this agreeing with you thing.
tell us, what's your take on universal healthcare?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-08 12:45:27 EDT (#)
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Swell.
Yet another over processed snack product this grossly obese country DOESN'T need.