bring back squattail (689 hits)
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Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-07-07 19:58:05 EDT
because none of you have any personality.
this http://www.ubersite.com/m/117399 was one of the only good posts i've read here in months.
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-08 17:43:12 EDT (#)
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Go back into retirement
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:23:46 EDT (#)
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I thought my posts were clever and insightful.
Guess not.
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:52:21 EDT (#)
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Thunder in Paradise starring Terry Bolea aka Hulk Hogan
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:24:21 EDT (#)
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Squattail was one of the best posters ever.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-08 12:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for all of you who dont know about "that guy" Hes the one with the glowsticks whos sweating profusely and rubbing his face alot
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-07-08 12:10:23 EDT (#)
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Long time since you surprised me with a shitpost.
Some tracks on that list are ok.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-08 11:50:02 EDT (#)
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http://thingsididlastnight.com/
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-07-08 11:42:03 EDT (#)
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Ha ha, Da Rude's Sandstorm brings back some good memories of being underage in our bad local club.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-08 10:10:03 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure what universal force you're appealing to in the title. Squattail could come back whenever he wants, but he has no doubt found more verdant pastures in which to ply his trade. Probably 4chan or ED.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-08 08:02:48 EDT (#)
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The vile troll routine is passe.
Couldn't you have just e-mailed him to suck his dick?
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-08 07:33:49 EDT (#)
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You are one to talk about personality, wonderbread.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-08 05:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Squattail was incredibally awesome. The rest of us only do lame stuff like posts about Uber 'lore' or ghey musings on the human condition.
Squattail made that hilarious flash of ETS set to that song by Electric Six.
When the Freedom Tower is built, they will call Squattail to sort out the fact that it is wicked haunted.
In 2020 the UN will put together a team to combat the anarchist movements through the use of cyber propaganda. Squattail will head up the team and be payed in gold plated hookers.
Squattail once got so angry he threw a baseball through a dog.
Squattail makes all of his money gambling by using special maths that he made up in his head and that isn't written down anywhere.
Squattail once rocked so hard, it killed it a man.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-07-08 05:05:16 EDT (#)
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Meh, this didn't read well at all. In fact I think I'd be safe calling it Shite.
Off you fuck bellend.
Catch me Fuck me was a good un.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-08 05:01:47 EDT (#)
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or maybe, just maybe, you should badly re-write another television show plot like that nauseating stacked up pile of crap, the malleys.
or maybe, some schlock ridden spac-fest like the fake holocuast sentimental bullshit you were churning out.
or maybe not.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-08 04:54:02 EDT (#)
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bring back pimply headed little dorks
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-08 04:10:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-07 22:42:06 EDT (#)
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Good Christ...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-07-08 04:04:23 EDT (#)
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I agree
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-07-08 03:11:58 EDT (#)
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bring back squattail and listen to better music
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-08 00:18:35 EDT (#)
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That's it. You're grounded.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-07-07 23:36:22 EDT (#)
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Oh jeez, Track 9 needs to be edited to be grammatically correct...what's with Techno and crap spelling...
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-07 23:03:01 EDT (#)
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You do know that techno is a type of electronic music and is not an all encompassing term. Very little of the above listed tracks are "techno".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-07 22:42:06 EDT (#)
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Good Christ...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-07 22:26:21 EDT (#)
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To be fair techno isn't my cup of tea.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-07 22:21:28 EDT (#)
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I hate what the global deejays did to one night in bangkok with a passion.
Murray Head's is the only good version.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-07 22:02:57 EDT (#)
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agreed.
p.s
bob knows everything
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-07-07 21:33:44 EDT (#)
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Tiesto is washed up.
There's much better electronic and trance stuff out there.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-07-07 21:27:59 EDT (#)
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Cool.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-07 20:57:23 EDT (#)
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I don't get the pic. Is it some comment about 90s electronic music?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-07 20:56:01 EDT (#)
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thanks for the link. for some reason igonored that post until you mentioned it.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-07-07 20:15:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-07-07 20:02:22 EDT (#)
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I smell Bubba bait.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-07-07 19:58:22 EDT (#)
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most embarassing attachment ever