Everyone Looks Like Someone Famous: EmissionImpossible Edition. (1149 hits)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-07-07 08:56:46 EDT
For some reason I found myself watching Vicar of Dibley last night and I had to ask myself two questions -
1) How the fuck did they get Kylie Minogue on this god awful tripe - seriously, what the hell is going on? Did she have humble beginnings and need risque (if you're Victorian) comedy to propel her into stardom? I didn't think so, but apparently I was wrong. Answers on a postcard if you know why this atrocity took place.
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2) What the fuck is EmissionImpossible doing in this show? He's probably the most entertaining character, but he really has kept his stardom quiet!
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Submitted by Perineum (user info) at 2008-08-01 14:27:48 EDT (#)
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Uncanny!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-20 05:39:24 EDT (#)
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Danger Ranger is a whorerobot.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-19 20:31:47 EDT (#)
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Did she have humble beginnings and need risque (if you're Victorian) comedy to propel her into stardom?
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neighbours?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:33:00 EDT (#)
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do excuse me.
when it was on terrestial tv here i followed the 49ers, jerry rice, steve young, ahh memories
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:21:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:13:48 EDT (#)
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not if attracts bad eggs like the drake
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Hey!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:20:45 EDT (#)
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They put some games on the "NFL network" now and you have to subscribe to it specifically (around here anyway, I'm not sure about other areas). So Green Bay and Dallas last year I missed and had to watch on sportcenter. Pissed me off, too!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-08 15:13:48 EDT (#)
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not if attracts bad eggs like the drake
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:38:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-08 19:33:06 BST (#)
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I won't even pay to see a game unless I'm in the stadium. You're absolutely right. Fuck. That.
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Do they show games on TV you don't have to pay for over there?
I don't see American football ever making it big on this side of the pond though.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:33:06 EDT (#)
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I won't even pay to see a game unless I'm in the stadium. You're absolutely right. Fuck. That.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:00:01 EDT (#)
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Hell, it ran from '91, I even went to a few games - good atmosphere.
However, the decision to pull NFL Europa was largely made so that folk over here would pay to see regular season NFL games from the U.S. being played in Europe. Fuck. That.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:50:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:17:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:47:50 BST (#)
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HEY! we have NFL in your country now.
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As far as I know, NFL Europa stopped existing last year.
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Hey.....we tried.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-08 13:17:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:47:50 BST (#)
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HEY! we have NFL in your country now.
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As far as I know, NFL Europa stopped existing last year.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-08 10:28:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:50:56 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-08 04:59:47 EDT (#)
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Every country is different, When you are the size of America and generally dont play International competition in your major sports. It's kinda different.
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Yes but when you have a population of 7 and have to dodge kangaroos all day to throw a ball around sport becomes pretty important.
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Ive been to Australia and roos arent that bright really and STILL they would do a better job behind the stumps than haddin
;)
Where is Danger Ranger, that dirty swine
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-08 10:25:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-08 14:47:50 BST (#)
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HEY! we have NFL in your country now. We are part of the International sporting community too.
Take that, Isolationism!
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Not flipping played internationally is it! Thank god.
Pah, International Sporting blah blah blah, Football, ok and by football I mean the one where you use your feet. Are you worse than us??
not many people are :(
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-08 09:50:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-08 04:59:47 EDT (#)
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Every country is different, When you are the size of America and generally dont play International competition in your major sports. It's kinda different.
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Yes but when you have a population of 7 and have to dodge kangaroos all day to throw a ball around sport becomes pretty important.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-08 09:47:50 EDT (#)
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HEY! we have NFL in your country now. We are part of the International sporting community too.
Take that, Isolationism!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-08 04:59:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-08 02:50:53 BST (#)
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Oh for fuck's sake.
If that's the 2005 ashes i'm gonna puke.
You know there are some countries that DON'T need hunchbacked monks trawling through ancient texts to find their most recent sporting victories?
If you didn't win the most recent series/game/tournament/gold medal then you have nothing to be proud of.
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Well its the only thing we have to be proud of!!
Obviously the last series which we lost is more relevant but im hardly going to get Drake to watch that!
Every country is different, When you are the size of America and generally dont play International competition in your major sports. It's kinda different.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-07-08 04:55:39 EDT (#)
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whiny scottish cunt
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-07-07 21:50:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-07 15:27:46 EDT (#)
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You are a walking cliche Mr Drake..........
go youtube ' The Ashes, greatest series, England Versus Australia'
now thats good
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Oh for fuck's sake.
If that's the 2005 ashes i'm gonna puke.
You know there are some countries that DON'T need hunchbacked monks trawling through ancient texts to find their most recent sporting victories?
If you didn't win the most recent series/game/tournament/gold medal then you have nothing to be proud of.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-07 15:33:05 EDT (#)
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ubmitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-07 15:27:46 EDT (#)
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You are a walking cliche Mr Drake..........
go youtube ' The Ashes, greatest series, England Versus Australia'
now thats good
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In all fairness, I realize my cliché-yness, it's just fun to be REALLY American from time to time. I am not ENTIRELY as un-cultured as It seems...oh...every time I write someting. But then again, I'm sure you don't make that face all the time either. :)
I'm in firm belief that Fawlty Towers is the best show that my limited perspective has seen from your country.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-07 15:27:46 EDT (#)
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You are a walking cliche Mr Drake..........
go youtube ' The Ashes, greatest series, England Versus Australia'
now thats good
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-07 15:24:40 EDT (#)
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I DID see "a fish called wanda"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-07 15:23:24 EDT (#)
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you must have a working knowledge of 'bedknobs and broomsticks' drake, get watching
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-07 15:17:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-07 13:47:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-07 18:00:33 BST (#)
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I saw a television show when I visited England called Black Adder. That shit was hilarious. It had the dude from "House" and Mr. Bean. And no, neither of which have any real names; just characters they play.
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Drake you dumbass!! Thing is I can imagine you saying the above. You donut.
Hugh Laurie is the 'dude' and Mr Bean is Rowan Atkinson, mmmmmmmm k
Tell me when you want a blackadder lesson (yes it is all one word) and I will oblige.
'Bloody explorers, ponce off to Mumbo Jumbo land, come home with a tropical disease, a suntan and a bag of brown lumpy things, and Bob's your uncle, everyone's got a picture of them in lavatory.'
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Is that cockney...like apples and pears and what not.
Chim Chimminy, Chim Chimminy, Chim Chim......Charoo!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-07 14:41:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-07 13:17:55 EDT (#)
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lol @ the drake describing black adder.
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Indeed.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-07 14:24:14 EDT (#)
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he fancies me
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-07 13:50:08 EDT (#)
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hold on......
you were watching vicar of dibley?
was every other channel broken?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-07 13:47:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-07 18:00:33 BST (#)
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I saw a television show when I visited England called Black Adder. That shit was hilarious. It had the dude from "House" and Mr. Bean. And no, neither of which have any real names; just characters they play.
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Drake you dumbass!! Thing is I can imagine you saying the above. You donut.
Hugh Laurie is the 'dude' and Mr Bean is Rowan Atkinson, mmmmmmmm k
Tell me when you want a blackadder lesson (yes it is all one word) and I will oblige.
'Bloody explorers, ponce off to Mumbo Jumbo land, come home with a tropical disease, a suntan and a bag of brown lumpy things, and Bob's your uncle, everyone's got a picture of them in lavatory.'
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-07-07 13:22:41 EDT (#)
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fair point.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-07 13:17:55 EDT (#)
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lol @ the drake describing black adder.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-07-07 13:16:48 EDT (#)
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Don't be REVOLTING, Darling! I wouldn't lick a German if he was glazed in honey!
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-07 13:08:52 EDT (#)
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Ha @ Drake!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-07 13:00:33 EDT (#)
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I saw a television show when I visited England called Black Adder. That shit was hilarious. It had the dude from "House" and Mr. Bean. And no, neither of which have any real names; just characters they play.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-07 12:39:53 EDT (#)
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British TV- Like hidden jewels to some Americans. I spent the weekend watching seasons 1-3 of "League of Gentlemen." I was entertained.
We don't often hear about the good British television shows, because they're usually just copied and pasted in American font(ie. The Office, etc.), so I'm pretty happy when I find something I like that isn't from here.
Don't know where I was going with that, maybe if you have any reccommendations? (That can be seen on Netflix "watch it now.")
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-07 11:59:46 EDT (#)
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British TV is weird. It's usually way funnier than American TV though.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-07-07 11:35:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-07 10:48:48 EDT (#)
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my darn worry lines!! I must not screw my forhead so much......
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-07 10:28:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-07 15:12:17 BST (#)
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I thought you had 'work' to do anyway?
Actually, never mind. Fictional work does itself.
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It ended up taking less time than I thought. Coffee break and a laugh at you is a great way to chill out for five minutes.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-07 10:27:08 EDT (#)
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Almost as good as my comparison...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109252
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-07 10:15:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-07 10:12:17 EDT (#)
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I thought you had 'work' to do anyway?
Actually, never mind. Fictional work does itself.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-07 10:11:39 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahahah bwahahahahahaha *deep breath*...... bwhahahahahahahaha
Way to 'not care' Hurt.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:56:29 EDT (#)
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Tloshjohnson, caring too much about a website since whenever.
Seriously, get a job, or hang out with Berg more, it's up to you really.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:47:34 EDT (#)
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EI looks more like Zoolander.
I don't know how to rate this post so you will receive a randomly generated number.
(-1)
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:45:14 EDT (#)
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jesus that is retarded.
I'm not arsed to correct it.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:44:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:42:19 EDT (#)
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You missed a 'Dooooh' old chap. Sadly I've got work to do. Retarded Powerpoint presentations don't write themselves, sadly.
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FUCKING. CLASSIC. RESPONSE.
and theer was mere just saying how predictable you are.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:44:02 EDT (#)
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This post is gay but I like, and would probably rape, both of you.
cheers
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:42:51 EDT (#)
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That's it Hurt, act all innocent.
I'll help you out.
You commented that you didn't care what I rated you.
Yet you still, saw my minus -2 and did this with it...
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:28:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:17:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-07 14:12:14 BST (#)
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Seriously?
This warranted a post?
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I'm disappointed that I can't 'critique' any of your 'stunning' 'works'.
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Showing that you DO care what I rated you.
At least enought to take umbridge to the rating, cut and paste my comment, CHECK MY POST HISTORY TO SEE IF YOU COULD RETAL -2 ME, and make a comment of your own.
Huert, just give it up.
You care and what is bugging you is that you can't retal me.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:42:19 EDT (#)
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You missed a 'Dooooh' old chap. Sadly I've got work to do. Retarded Powerpoint presentations don't write themselves, sadly.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:37:15 EDT (#)
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LESS OF THE HATE PEOPLE, ITS EI LOVE TIME
DOOOH
DOOOH
DOOOH
CANT TOUCH THIS
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:29:54 EDT (#)
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You don't even make sense, cockwarren.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:28:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:17:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-07 14:12:14 BST (#)
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Seriously?
This warranted a post?
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I'm disappointed that I can't 'critique' any of your 'stunning' 'works'.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:27:10 EDT (#)
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I thought you'd get your tartan underpants in a twist about that minus 2.
It IS amusing to see you dish them out to posts like this, and then cry when someone does it to you.
Too predictable HurtyByTheSun.
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I don't give a fuck how you rate me, but carry on thinking I care.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:25:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:17:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-07 14:12:14 BST (#)
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Seriously?
This warranted a post?
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I'm disappointed that I can't 'critique' any of your 'stunning' 'works'.
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I thought you'd get your tartan underpants in a twist about that minus 2.
It IS amusing to see you dish them out to posts like this, and then cry when someone does it to you.
Too predictable HurtyByTheSun.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:23:48 EDT (#)
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I watched some of it too. It was on after Wimbledon and I couldn't be bothered changing the channel.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:22:19 EDT (#)
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For some reason I also found myself watching that crap. Sympathy +1.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:21:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-07 14:19:20 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:17:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-07 14:12:14 BST (#)
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Seriously?
This warranted a post?
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I'm disappointed that I can't 'critique' any of your 'stunning' 'works'.
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen
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Touche, salesman.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:19:23 EDT (#)
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Loves you too, EI.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:19:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:17:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-07 14:12:14 BST (#)
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Seriously?
This warranted a post?
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I'm disappointed that I can't 'critique' any of your 'stunning' 'works'.
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:17:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-07 14:12:14 BST (#)
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Seriously?
This warranted a post?
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I'm disappointed that I can't 'critique' any of your 'stunning' 'works'.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:13:36 EDT (#)
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IM NOT SURE ANYTHING ON UBER WARRANTS A POST THESE DAYS...ooops im shouting and skrap, I LOVE YOU, ooOps
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:12:14 EDT (#)
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Seriously?
This warranted a post?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:08:35 EDT (#)
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no it couldn't
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:07:41 EDT (#)
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The world's energy crisis could be avoided if only science could figure a way to harness the power of the circle jerk that will ensue here.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:04:23 EDT (#)
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MEATSPINNER1977.at.AOL.COM
;)
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:03:50 EDT (#)
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I'd fuck either one of 'em
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-07 09:02:39 EDT (#)
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OOoooooOOOooooh
HOW
VERY
DARE YOU!