And the rockets red glare.... (663 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-07-05 01:35:32 EDT
I FUCKING LOVE AMERICA
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-07 13:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
today i'm going to post all the things i'm allowed to do here that I can't do at home.
hence this post.
i was v.drunk of course but I still mean it.
berty's largely correct.
+2 for the USA.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-07 11:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's pretty alright I guess.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-07 05:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are they ACTUALLY great though?
Hmm... No, probably not. I guess it is just novelty value on both sides. Like, if you go over there and just utter a sentance that contains the words "and I'll tell you for why" in an middle class English accent then all women in earshot will proposition you immediatly. Which is great fun.
It is like living in a Lynx advert.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-07 05:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude. In America you can get in your car, go to work, work, get paid, go home, go shopping and you don't even need to LOOK at another human being if you don't want to. Here in Engerlund, we're full of bodies.
They're everywhere. Seriously. If they force people to get rid of their cars then outside will be like Soylent Green with people everywhere and huge dumper trucks just gathering people up at the food riots. Everywhere you go they are there in vast hordes. Looking at you. With their eyes.
In America it is so much better! There is no fucker anywhere! Even the malls are vast, empty spaces full of strange men and women who will spontaneously invite you places even though you have never met, don't know anything about them and only went in the place to buy a book about cooking meat balls.
It is that whole talking to strangers thing that sets America apart. It is like people there are not just utterly sick of/horrified by other people. I guess they find seeing other human beings that much more of a novel experience.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-07 04:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty, ARE American women great?
I have always harboured such suspicions. I think if I were to go to the States I'd fall in love and there'd be a dilemma about whether to come home or not.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-07 04:50:48 EDT (#)
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Also American women are great and are double great because most (but by no means all) of American men are just utter rubbish.
It is like the perfect cuntry.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-07 04:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love America too. When I was over there once I bought a bag of meat balls and a sack of cheese and just fried cheese and barbeque sauch in a skillet with meatballs.
Not only was it Allowed, I was not even considered The Most Vile Person Evar for doing it.
Also Arby's chicken strips with their honey mustard sauce is the nicest thing you can eat for lunch.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-07 04:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've never been :o(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-06 16:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
finally apollo has lost it
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-07-06 16:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
rockets'
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-07-06 02:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
terrorists, your game is through...
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-05 18:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck yeah
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-07-05 18:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Apollo's in Texas and I suspect some Texan took him out to a ranch someplace and let him shoot guns and blow shit up on the 4th even though as a foreign national he's not allowed to have that kinda fun aroun' heah. Just a guess.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-05 13:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"America made me what I am today- a big-headed shitheel with a serious 'tude."
-Apollo-
:D
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-07-05 09:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good for you
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-07-05 08:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF
No you don't
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-07-05 08:57:17 EDT (#)
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Unexpected...
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-05 06:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit.
Absolute fucking shit.
You know... I like you fatheed, I do... so much as I can like a uber character. I like how you mess with Oath... I like how you say old egg... in a quintessentially English way.
But fuck me man... this is complete and utter SHIT.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-05 04:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-07-05 07:13:27 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
The -2 here is to balance out the +2 below. Yeah america is swell, except when i have to hear you all piss & moan about "gas" being $4bux a gallon. Come to Australia and expereience what $1.91 a litre is like. Oh, but Family guy is sweet, so im chainging my rating to a zero. But i also love Wild Turkey 8year-old, so im chinging it further. Fuck it! America is alrite...
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What a twit.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-05 03:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like apollo quite a bit
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-05 03:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love america too.
well, maybe not that tingling feeling of patriotism since im not from there but its certainly an interesting subject to read about...endlessly.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-07-05 02:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
America hates u
Go back to England
BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-07-05 02:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 brit saying he loves america (it doesn't matter if it was sarcasm)
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-07-05 02:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The -2 here is to balance out the +2 below. Yeah america is swell, except when i have to hear you all piss & moan about "gas" being $4bux a gallon. Come to Australia and expereience what $1.91 a litre is like. Oh, but Family guy is sweet, so im chainging my rating to a zero. But i also love Wild Turkey 8year-old, so im chinging it further. Fuck it! America is alrite...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-05 01:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
America- FUCK YEAH