Uberiste has a Grass / Snitch (513 hits)
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Submitted by myshit (View user info) at 2008-07-02 07:28:19 EDT
Uberiste has a grass.
Last night (UK time) at around 8pm in the evening shandythedog, Apollo (the MASSIVE HEEDED STARTLED GUNINEA PIG) and Doodles went completely batshit mental and posted a coupe hundred times (or 20 or so depending on your level of histrionics) in a twenty minute spell.
Shandythe dog
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117442
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117440
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117438
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117435
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117433
Apollo
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117434
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117439
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117441
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117445
Doodles
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117436
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117437
Clearly Doodles was like the kid in the playground who WANTS to get involved but is a little scared of being told of... so he just dips his toe in the water.
All posts titled some kind of derivative of I Am The Top Dog.
Nothing unsualy about this you may ponder.
Well, ordinarily no, there isn't.
The odd comment was made, that they were looking to 'get banned'... so while I sat watching this debacle unfold I though to myself that indeed one, or possible all three of them WOULD get banned... but not for a few hours at least. Not until Bart checked the site and realised what was going on. But of course Bart has a life, so cannot possibly be monitoring Uber 24 hours a day.
Then, as if by magic, an alter account of shandys posts 'announcement: shandythedog is still top dog, but is experiencing temporary technical difficulties' (http://www.ubersite.com/m/117446) fundamentally this post states that shandythedog account has been banned and he needs some harsh words with Bart.
I have seen this type of even before, an account owner goes potty, loses the plot (usually that fat ginger fucker Oath) and gets banned within moments of the mayhem that ensues.
Conclusion - Either Bart has some way of being alerted if shit happens on Uber, it's completely automated and instantly issues him with a need to investigate.
Or....Uber has either a lone dirty scumbag grass, or a network of dirty scumbag grasses.
Apollo didn't get banned.
Is all I'm saying.
Name and shame below.
My guess is that stinking pile of vomit Shlongy and/or Jack Mac probably are so far up his arse that they mail or text him as soon as shit goes down.
Who is the smart money on?
User Reviews
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-08-22 13:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bugblender (user info) at 2008-08-15 09:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by joosyloosy (user info) at 2008-08-11 17:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2008-07-23 16:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HO HO
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by artemisia (user info) at 2008-07-22 06:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117747#2747102
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I hate it when crybabies retaliate.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-22 04:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-07-21 14:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rating an alter -2 is almost as sad as retal minus 2'ing BELOW!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-07-21 06:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oooh, ouch, this ones going to hurt you fucking faggot.
I'm getting bloody tired of all you shit stains raining your crap all over my posts. That comment is probably going to provoke another hail storm of -2s. Fucking go for it, I'm in the mood for retal today.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-14 14:49:39 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH BWAHAHAHAHAHA @ BRETT!!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-14 14:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who cares?
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-02 16:37:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 07:30:23 EDT (#)
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I'd like to introduce you to this new invention called "vagina", I trust you'll find it a far more entertaining way to spend your time than investigating crimes on ubersite, Inspector
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Where can one find one of these "vaginas"?
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-02 16:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
are you shitting me?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 07:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like to introduce you to this new invention called "vagina", I trust you'll find it a far more entertaining way to spend your time than investigating crimes on ubersite, Inspector