I Don’t Know What It’s Like to be Pretty (1874 hits)
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Submitted by Holly Golitely <hollywon1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2008-07-02 04:16:47 EDT
I don't think I want to.
I used to.
The idea meant a lot to me.
Maybe, it still does.
But I doubt I ever will be sure.
It is something that I refuse.
I am repulsed yet obsessed.
Mostly repulsed.
I have the choice.
We all do if we're willing to invest.
But, I want to be more than a pretty girl.
User Reviews
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-23 04:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everybody is pretty!
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2008-07-23 03:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
..When I said I used to... I meant that I used to want to know.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-05 14:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck gives you the idea that you're pretty?
I NEED PROOF.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2008-07-04 14:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it is okay for you to think about being pretty, as long as you remember that you have other things to offer. If you used to know what it is like to be pretty, I don't think it is bad to go back to those thoughts and enjoy them, as I'm sure it helps bring about a boost to your self confidence.
From what I can remember of the pictures you've posted, you are pretty, so you should be grateful of that fact and keep in mind that there is more to you than that.
Peace.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-07-04 01:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im sure i understand, i dont speak emo
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-03 17:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Now, the format could have used work... and frankly, this laconic thing is not your strong suit.
But I am a habitual fan of any attempt to not comform to the current ideals (and if I could have put that in a less pretentious way, I would have, but the closest I got was Barbie:Bad, Independence:Good which felt a little simplistic).
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-03 13:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
weak.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-07-03 02:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-03 08:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Only ugly bitches think like that. And honestly, no one cares what ugly bitches have to say; especially when talking about their ugly selves.
I mean, it's bad enough people have to look at you. At the very least have nice tits or ass or something to distract with.
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Dude, you are like, so hardcaw.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-07-02 19:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good for you honey!
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Only ugly bitches think like that. And honestly, no one cares what ugly bitches have to say; especially when talking about their ugly selves.
I mean, it's bad enough people have to look at you. At the very least have nice tits or ass or something to distract with.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok, I laughed at the comments. Fuck you Jew Toast.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2008-07-02 16:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck is up with you these days.
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Word.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 16:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
KENNY! JET SKI HIGH FIVE!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-02 16:25:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:39:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
You can see the projected self loathing in the venemous "sad lonely fucks" he kept spitting through his fingers at us.
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I don't see the point in such remarks.
On my last post, I was accused of being 'offensively inoffensive', but really what is the point in such vitriolic outbursts...
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that's a vitriolic outburst? being inoffensive is something to be 'accused' of? i'd say it's a rather nice accusation if that's the case. it's like accusing someone of being pretty or funny?
i was commenting on the fact that you don't act like a shitheel, you giant dork. you have confused me, teflon boy.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2008-07-02 16:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck is up with you these days.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2008-07-02 15:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kids these days, honestly.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-02 14:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was born without the right side of my brain. As a result, I can speak 19 languages but I have absolutely no sense of irony.
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-07-02 14:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did I mention I was born without a butt??
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ah, it wasn't aimed at me.
I need to learn to read.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 18:17:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
It wasn't your rating, it was your smug attitude, as if anything you've ever written is worth two cents and gives you the right to flail your internet arms in a huff and criticize other people.
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That can't possibly be aimed at me, 'Dear jesus' is hardly smug.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Huh? What Sgt? Not another Method alter?
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Nope, according to Nugget this is the real deal.
As for anything Ive ever written on here being worth two cents, I would never presume that it was and I'm the first person to say so! But I for damn sure would never post a bunch of pretentious depressing "Ani DiFranco-esque" poetry about my plight in life. Especially not to this motley crew of cynics.
Dont make the mistake of confusing a negative crtisism with "smugness." I just plain didnt like this post, I'm sure Holly is capable of better ones, its nothing personal.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method's nuts shrivel up with joy when he gets off a good burn. Please don't try to take that away from him.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hollys not an alter, she's a beautiful ladddyyyyy
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Huh? What Sgt? Not another Method alter?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 13:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It wasn't your rating, it was your smug attitude, as if anything you've ever written is worth two cents and gives you the right to flail your internet arms in a huff and criticize other people.
Only I'm allowed to criticize other people!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dear jesus.
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i gave you a 2 on your last post. this i can't.
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be careful, Method may see what you rated and bounce you off his shiny cinder-block forehead.
just a warning.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
give over Holly. You know you're pretty.
Unless this is some philosophical question?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dear jesus.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-02 12:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i gave you a 2 on your last post. this i can't.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why do you like sporks so much?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am a hot little potato right now.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:22:44 EDT (#)
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i do.
i'm a pretty little flower
Submitted by The-Armed-Samurai (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:10:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Pa, I told the guys on here that I'm your son. Should be OK yes?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loWrI1FneSM
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Christ, you seem more depressed than me.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rhymes,
Are gay.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chokomut icecreams for the win!
A very nice rhyme,
Within the given time,
Everyone should read this gift,
Since it is nothing swift,
Opens the mind,
Mostly to those kind,
Even..... mine.
:trophy: Win. :trophy:
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks corn :)
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You lost an internet argument to method.
That is like losing a Chokomut ice creams eating contest to electro.
Namely there is no shame in it.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus fucking christ FINE *taps*
what a baby...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stealing insults that I use on here and throwing them back at me doesn't really work too well, FYI. Calling me Cro Magnon, for example, isn't really effective, especially when I can run circles around you intellectually. Why don't you pass the conch and quit while you're marginally ahead, Piggie?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Corn, what time is it with you??
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10 AM
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Sgt, no, I dont know her, I just know "of" her. Like I know Method wants to have her babies.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
touche' you greasy cro-magnon date rapist.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Will do, as long as you promise to scoop the fat out of "you're" eyes and learn the difference between "your" and "you're", you illiterate bridge troll
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:24:36 EDT (#)
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Hey Hartman, why don't you focus more of that unspent energy on scrubbing the dirt out of the folds on the back of your neck and resisting your own gravitational pull rather than talking shit on the internet, you fucking grotesque monstrosity
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Save you're latently homosexual insults for the next time your in a gay bar, Nancy.
what is this broad your sister? STFU.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:24:36 EDT (#)
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Hey Hartman, why don't you focus more of that unspent energy on scrubbing the dirt out of the folds on the back of your neck and resisting your own gravitational pull rather than talking shit on the internet, you fucking grotesque monstrosity
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
one of the most annoying alters since "ameelus"
get scalped.
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Amazingly enough, she's not an alter.
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oh dear god thats even worse, do you know her? Does she drive a WAAAAAAMBULANCE?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Corn, what time is it with you??
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
one of the most annoying alters since "ameelus"
get scalped.
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Amazingly enough, she's not an alter.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-07-02 08:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
one of the most annoying alters since "ameelus"
get scalped.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 06:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 11:36:24 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
EI, who are you tying to kid?
"If we formed a gang" (gayest sentence ever, by the way) you'd be Gary Glitter.
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GAY!!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 06:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
EI, who are you tying to kid?
"If we formed a gang" (gayest sentence ever, by the way) you'd be Gary Glitter.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 06:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ubersite already has a Mr-T. :o(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 06:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
probably fat and pasty
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 06:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you saying I'm overweight and black?
Rascist.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 06:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty, if we formed a gang, what would be your position, my position, FJs position?
im thinking I would be that charming 'face' character, you would be hannibal and FJ would be well ummmm April?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 06:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I actually like the point s/he made and it deserves a proper going over.
FJ, post about it in a new post.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 06:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im glad we ignored FJs blabbering, those are the kinda conversations that need to be confined to private time.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 06:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, you know. Just been biding my time.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 06:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heck, you might even be a woman.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 06:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why all the sudden activity, Shit? Not a peep out of you for years and years and years and suddenly BOOM! Words everywhere!
All I know is that you like Hidden101 and sweeties. For all I know you're a Mexican daredevil, making a living from jumping over exploding buses full of farm animals on a motorbike.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, been on the phone to my wife.
Who is alive and well I am happy to report AND still my wife.
Now, where were we?
Or at least, where were you *lifts up fingers* lonely fucks?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
JUST the internet?
That might be okay for all you people who have real lives. But it is the basis of my very existence.
(Which reminds me of something I was pondering about the children who are growing up at the moment. The Internet appeared when I was about 15, so I had to learn how to use it and get used to it. Kids these days however are being brought up with the Internet as second nature to them, something completely natural that they have always known. That's bound to create some kind of difference in perception of the Internet, no? If they are brought up with it in school, at home and eventually in the workplace, they will come to rely on it more than older generations. Instead of going to someone's door, or phoning, they will email. They will do all their banking, job applications, shopping et al online. Are the children of today going to have an unhealthy dependence on the Internet in, say 15 years?
Discuss.)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:45:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
EI, you are a sage.
(As in wise. Not the herb).
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Oh I quite like the herb
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Flash, it's just a bit of fun. You shouldn't take any of it seriously, it's just the internet.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
EI, you are a sage.
(As in wise. Not the herb).
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:39:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
You can see the projected self loathing in the venemous "sad lonely fucks" he kept spitting through his fingers at us.
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I don't see the point in such remarks.
On my last post, I was accused of being 'offensively inoffensive', but really what is the point in such vitriolic outbursts, informing people from across the Atlantic that they 'fail', or fervently debating over who spends the most time on uber?
I would much rather idle the time away bantering randomly and ignoring the plonkers.
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Dont reply to them then. You say you ignore them but and this isn't a criticism but it obviously slightly annoyed you..
As you know , everyone is entitled to say what they like, uber is fascinating.
The point?? There is none, thats the beauty of it.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You can see the projected self loathing in the venemous "sad lonely fucks" he kept spitting through his fingers at us.
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I don't see the point in such remarks.
On my last post, I was accused of being 'offensively inoffensive', but really what is the point in such vitriolic outbursts, informing people from across the Atlantic that they 'fail', or fervently debating over who spends the most time on uber?
I would much rather idle the time away bantering randomly and ignoring the plonkers.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you and rupert have an office?? What do you sell? Deal in??
I imagine you employ Scandanavian fishermen to mope around the office flinging their rods in the air whilst chanting ' dont stop me now' by queen whenever the phone rings.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:34:49 EDT (#)
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He's back! Tell us about yourself Myshit. Dazzle us with your awesome.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:33:45 EDT (#)
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It probably is Oathmeal, but I want to believe it's some guy who has been been logging in to Uber for years during his work day and has only just now suffered some trauma massive enough to make him post.
Perhaps his marriage broke down, perhaps he has been made redundant, but now he seeks to make the idle passtime a bigger part of his life. Possibly this passtime, that was once just a little entertainment in the lulls between workloads, now occupies so much more time now that she isn't in his life anymore.
It's definatly the marriage thing. You can see the projected self loathing in the venemous "sad lonely fucks" he kept spitting through his fingers at us.
Perhaps he will grow into another Iddqd!
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:24:28 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
You seem troubled Myshit, is everything okay?
Are you having problems at home?
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I am guessing his faithful hound, Rupert, has been destroyed under the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991.
Losing a pet is never easy. The pain will fade with time, my friend.
*hug*
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Rupert is my colleague; I'll have you know he is sitting right behind me now in our office. Frantically typing away.
No need to worry about Rupeee.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he nearly helped to cure my boredom
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:28:20 EDT (#)
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He's gone quiet.
Now I don't know whether that is a random person who's lurked around Uber for 6 years or something and then posted 3 comments out of 20 in a single day in some tragic cry for help or if it's just some ancient account that was hijacked by oathmeal.
Either way the dedication to Uber and the internet at large is astonishing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wait till he finds out that I have Rupert......
im gonna eat me some Rupert
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:24:28 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
You seem troubled Myshit, is everything okay?
Are you having problems at home?
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I am guessing his faithful hound, Rupert, has been destroyed under the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991.
Losing a pet is never easy. The pain will fade with time, my friend.
*hug*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You seem troubled Myshit, is everything okay?
Are you having problems at home?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:17:50 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
'shut the fuck up'
ermmmm.... make me?
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Haha
Now now. You cant miss Geography, so we will have to leave it.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
desperate sad lonely fucks identifying themselves below and above.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'shut the fuck up'
ermmmm.... make me?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Erm... may I point out that this isn't an actual camwhore and she isn't going to camwhore, so all you desperate sad lonely fucks can leave this post alone now.
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But this is such and EXCELLENT oppurtunity for you to tell us how great you are! This is your moment!
Go!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ermmmm shut the fuck up, nice user name by the way
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Erm... may I point out that this isn't an actual camwhore and she isn't going to camwhore, so all you desperate sad lonely fucks can leave this post alone now.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:12:13 EDT (#)
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like i care
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:09:04 EDT (#)
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Facial Herpes, now what brings this to life?? It lies dormant blah blah blah but WHAT brings it to life
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:08:50 EDT (#)
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It takes a very special kind of man to not get freaked out by venereal disease, Toe. This is the reason why the dildonics industry is lightyears ahead of the robotics industry.
One day those industries will combine though, then boys will be neccesary only as bedroom accesories for upwardly mobile single women. It will be a golden age that will never end.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-02 10:05:01 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Girls don't have to be supremely pretty to be attractive
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I like you,
Now, what are your thoughts on facial warts? and mild herpes?
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Herpes is only a problem if one person has it. Once it has spread to the other partner, what's to worry about?
As for facial warts, the old 'pillow case over the head' trick should take care of that.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:05:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:00:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:57:56 EDT (#)
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Even when I am not wearing any clothes, I am never naked.
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He's a Never Nude! "Gasp"
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It's true. In direct contrast to Hollygolitly, funnily enough, who is always naked no matter how many clothes she wears.
This is probably why she has so much sex.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:05:08 EDT (#)
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i just dont GET bungle
im imagining Berty naked
join me everyone
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Girls don't have to be supremely pretty to be attractive
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I like you,
Now, what are your thoughts on facial warts? and mild herpes?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bungle only wore those things because he was into very, very, light bondage.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:00:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:57:56 EDT (#)
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Even when I am not wearing any clothes, I am never naked.
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He's a Never Nude! "Gasp"
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-02 05:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Girls don't have to be supremely pretty to be attractive.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you remember Rainbow? Bungle, when he went to bed put his pjs on, yet the rest of the day he walked round naked.
seems awfully strange to me
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Even when I am not wearing any clothes, I am never naked.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Berty, are you naked?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Toe, when do i get to see you, what a mystery you are
we let you win the ODI series by the way
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Go bother scourge - he's been privy to the mediocre nature of my looks.
and boy, the black caps beat yo ass.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You sound unhappy. Did you have one of those unwanted pregnancies but lost the baby naturally and then winter came and you wore pale blue woolen hats whilst sitting in the park watching couples pushing kids about in prams and sighing a lot?
'Cause I've heard there's a lot of that going around at the moment.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't think I needed attention as much as I needed to vent, but I guess no one posts on uber unless they need a certain kind of brutal attention-- so I guess you're right..
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kirillov, being a Kirillovian Shit Stain all the time?
Submitted by JungleJme (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds exactly like the sort of thing a friend of mine would say when she needs attention even though she pretty good looking, so -2. However, +2 because annoying as that is she's still hot.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
holly-- bleeding everywhere since forever ago.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
holly, promoting suicide since she was born.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why would someone prove that they are hideous, or not??
I think the prospect of deciding is gross enough.
i was posting because it bothers me. not to be judged. i am saying what I think.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
do you offer counseling?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Toe, when do i get to see you, what a mystery you are
we let you win the ODI series by the way
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
youre really just muddying up the issue. post pictures and prove youre hideous. i dont believe you.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please join us at the 'Bag Over Our Heads' (or BOOH!) seminar on tuesdays!
if you miss that, there's also the 'Until Guys Heave' (or UGH!) seminar on fridays!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2008-07-02 09:40:43 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
sad story really...
I was born with but a finger and a thigh. conjoined, of course.
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Sounds like your head is conjoined to your ass
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Haha. Oh, and I was born without a butt.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sad story really...
I was born with but a finger and a thigh. conjoined, of course.
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sounds to me like you are just afraid to try. Whatever. This is shit even if I'm wrong.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Looky here shows us your boobs or hole or face, hurry up
actually forget about your face
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
???
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
because seriously. if you ARE hot, im going to -2 this. i think you are. which is sad.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, i do that regularly
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i am confused, arent you supposed to be smokin hot? no rating until i can make sense of this.
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A photo of your hole, posted on Ubersite.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what is a camwhore?
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's tough.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-02 04:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
camwhore??