His armband proved he was a Red Torres! Torres! (885 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-06-29 15:48:47 EDT
Half time, Liverpool 1 - 0 Germany.
What a great tournament it's been.
Fernando's acceleration for the goal was brilliant.
The Krauts will no doubt come roaring back in the second half, anyone watching it? It's on ABD HD by the way.
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Submitted by The-Armed-Samurai (user info) at 2008-07-01 09:32:19 EDT (#)
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address my new post with your huge brain Mr English.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-06-30 19:30:31 EDT (#)
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As disappointed as I am at the effort the Germans put forth, it was a really entertaining tournament. If they would have played half as well against Spain as they did against Poland in the opening round it would've been a much better final.
Submitted by The-Armed-Samurai (user info) at 2008-06-30 15:14:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-06-30 14:32:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DanielJackings (user info) at 2008-06-30 02:18:30 EDT (#)
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Fuck Spain. It was Lehmann's screw up more than Torres' win. Fucker needs to be leashed to his goal.
fuck that, that was all torres. I don't watch a lot of international play but I happened to catch the game and enjoyed watching it. Lehmann did what a keeper has to do in a situation like that. if he shares any of the fault it might be that he didn't get there soon enough but standing on the goal line letting torres take a shot from inside the 18 would not likely have turned out any different. Torres managed to get around the kraut and get just enough on the ball to flip it over the keeper. GOOOOOOOOOOOAAALL.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-30 10:50:48 EDT (#)
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I also masturbate furiously. I mean I really like to get pissed before I rub one out.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-30 10:17:19 EDT (#)
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it will have the reverse effect, let me email here and woo her for you, i will say i know you from the internet and you think butterflies are made from butter, ooooh and you shagged your cousin.
I reckon you have a shot.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-30 10:10:11 EDT (#)
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My boss just introduced me to the new girl who started working today and as he was walking away told her "stay the hell away from that guy...just trust me"
sick burn.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-30 10:06:58 EDT (#)
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BUTTERFLIES is correct, well done.
I dont really like insects, funnily enough, this is hirrarious so stay reading drakey flakey, well my boss, you see she sits behind me, so yes i have to keep hiding Uber, anyway, SHE talked about the butterfly section at Bristol Zoo and well I saw it last week and it w.as shit, 30 degrees, humid and butterflys flying round my head.
She really likes it, I dont, she sucks ass.
She hates me because im beautiful :(
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-30 10:00:50 EDT (#)
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I'm assuming that's your crazy British way of spelling butterflies, because it's totally "flies" on my side.
and in America, butterflies are made of real butter, and Jellyfish are made of jelly...that's jelly as in Jam, not jelly as in Jell-o. Or whatever.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-30 09:26:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-30 14:24:07 BST (#)
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EI Loves catching butterflies...made from real butter!
....in assless chaps.
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If butterflys (flies??) were made out of butter AND I had run out of spread for my morning round of toast I MAY wear your assless chaps and capture said insects.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-30 09:24:07 EDT (#)
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EI Loves catching butterflies...made from real butter!
....in assless chaps.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-30 09:23:33 EDT (#)
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How much longer do I have to wait for you to fucking DIE already?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-30 09:07:44 EDT (#)
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The Drake loves netball, netball played by gays
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-30 08:54:43 EDT (#)
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Soccer=fagball
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-06-30 08:20:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-30 03:19:09 EDT (#)
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Germany were AWFUL, have to be one of the worst teams to reach a final EVER,
That's what I've been saying to the Germans all tournament long.
Glad the strawberry-pickers won, it was so quiet last night!!
Schade Deutschland, alles ist vorbei!!
Side note: the goal was Lahm's fault.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-06-30 04:12:08 EDT (#)
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thank god the hun was defeated
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-30 03:45:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-29 22:18:20 BST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-29 22:00:52 BST (#)
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doodles - the polish
they all leave poland and go work the menial jobs for minimum wage.
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No, some of us have many kids, live in council accomodation and live on benefits.
Well done, I guess.
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The poles are ace, they do the jobs us English dont want too ,get the money, then go home.
I may buy myself a polish mansion.
The Polish couple I know have just opened a hairdressers, obv they think it will be amazing, seeing theres 4 others on the same road.
She keeps harrassing me to go in and get my haircut there, meh, I dont like the hacksaws they us e :S
seems a bit crass
whats the reason the poles seems so racist?
im guessing they only have about 3 black people in the country? butcher, baker, candlestick maker?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-30 03:41:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-29 21:02:01 BST (#)
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it's quite tight
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We know thats a lie.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-30 03:19:09 EDT (#)
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Germany were AWFUL, have to be one of the worst teams to reach a final EVER,
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-30 02:40:59 EDT (#)
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I disagree Dan - what you saw was a goalkeeper rushing to clean up the ball that his defence had let through - Lahm should not have let anyone with a mullet outmuscle him.
Submitted by DanielJackings (user info) at 2008-06-30 02:18:30 EDT (#)
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Fuck Spain. It was Lehmann's screw up more than Torres' win. Fucker needs to be leashed to his goal.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-06-30 00:26:32 EDT (#)
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I knew I could count on you to post a sexy pic for me.
thanks!!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-06-29 19:14:59 EDT (#)
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Fuck, I thought the Germans would have put up more of a fight.
Fuck Spain.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-29 18:06:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-29 22:09:25 BST (#)
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Beers are on Hurty, he just won 450 quid.
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Damn right, fucked if I'm getting any of you cunts drinks though.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-29 17:18:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-29 22:00:52 BST (#)
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doodles - the polish
they all leave poland and go work the menial jobs for minimum wage.
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No, some of us have many kids, live in council accomodation and live on benefits.
Well done, I guess.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-29 17:09:25 EDT (#)
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Beers are on Hurty, he just won 450 quid.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-29 17:03:17 EDT (#)
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Ah, do they cook in foil too?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-29 17:00:52 EDT (#)
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doodles - the polish
they all leave poland and go work the menial jobs for minimum wage.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-29 16:58:17 EDT (#)
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+2 Spain
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-06-29 16:56:51 EDT (#)
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Probably the Irish
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-29 16:55:23 EDT (#)
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Ah, my next question is who are the Mexicans of Europe? I think the French correspond with Canada, but I'm not sure about the Mexicans.
Spain?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-29 16:52:05 EDT (#)
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national icons I suppose Doodles
They are changed
France usually choose a Coq.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-29 16:51:10 EDT (#)
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i know, disappointing really but Spain just dominated them.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-29 16:50:51 EDT (#)
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Do these soccer teams have mascots or such? Or are they simply known by the city/country they hail from?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-06-29 16:47:28 EDT (#)
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Roaring back? They werent even mioawing by the end
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-29 16:42:51 EDT (#)
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fantastic.
made up.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-29 16:30:47 EDT (#)
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How do they play croquet without mallets? Someone mentioned mullets?
Are the hoops invisible?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-29 16:27:39 EDT (#)
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I don't watch soccer.
I tried to play FIFA world cup on the 360 but the controls were awful and you couldn't aim well when you kicked.
I much prefer American football to soccer.
Except for the pretty vicous headbutt by Zane Zadane(?) in 2006 worldcup i think.
I don't really remember.
I jsut saw it on youtube and laughed.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-29 16:02:01 EDT (#)
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it's quite tight
the spanish are playing deep hoping to get a second goal - the germans have to attack
It's ok - not amazing
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-29 15:59:11 EDT (#)
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cheesy beans!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-29 15:54:32 EDT (#)
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This is a genuine question, if I give this game a chance, will I be bored?
I've watched two games thus far, one almost changed my mind about the sport, and the other one was boring as all hell, and I'm pretty sure Germany was participating.
I tend to like good defensive games over high scoring ones in the sports I actually watch, but I swear I watched a game where it felt like there wasn't even a shot on goal for like thirty minutes.
I like hockey...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-29 15:53:19 EDT (#)
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I am - but fuck Spain seriously. Greasy mulleted scum.
Just a shame they're playing germany.
However, in vague support of fellow beer drinkers
COME ON GERMANY