WLGF - Reaction. (977 hits)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-06-29 10:20:44 EDT
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Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-07-07 05:31:52 EDT (#)
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fat ugly fucker
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-01 04:08:05 EDT (#)
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Spiffing.
Submitted by The-Armed-Samurai (user info) at 2008-06-30 14:43:45 EDT (#)
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idiotic
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-30 14:27:14 EDT (#)
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I thought you loved Bristol? Traitor.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-30 14:14:48 EDT (#)
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no clue, nevermind, I LOVE CELTIC UNITED
wooooooooooooo
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-30 14:11:18 EDT (#)
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Pot. Kettle. Black.
You know the rest.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-30 14:04:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-30 17:52:45 BST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-30 15:18:47 BST (#)
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Doodles - be silent freakshow.
You're going to have to spell this one out for me EI. I think I have a clue what you're on about but I aint saying it in case I'm wrong.
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He's trying to get you to go and look at his latest post. A sad tactic indeed.
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LOL what is up with you today?? put your g-string on the wrong way round!!
Ive seen you Mr Linkwhore!
Anyway, nobody cares so deep breath and up the rangers!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-30 12:52:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-30 15:18:47 BST (#)
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Doodles - be silent freakshow.
You're going to have to spell this one out for me EI. I think I have a clue what you're on about but I aint saying it in case I'm wrong.
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He's trying to get you to go and look at his latest post. A sad tactic indeed.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-30 10:18:47 EDT (#)
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Doodles - be silent freakshow.
You're going to have to spell this one out for me EI. I think I have a clue what you're on about but I aint saying it in case I'm wrong.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-30 09:56:57 EDT (#)
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Careful EI, manbearpigs are prone to terrible headaches when asked to think. Then they are prone to violence in the pain.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-30 09:50:24 EDT (#)
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oh banjo, look harder
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-30 09:49:26 EDT (#)
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Say what?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-30 09:40:28 EDT (#)
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its ok banjo, im still the man
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-30 09:39:12 EDT (#)
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And you used to be such a pretty boy my fine bevelled friend...
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-06-30 03:53:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-06-27 11:22:11 EDT (#)
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If I wanted to read pre-pubescent level bullshit, I'd read a ghola post.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-29 23:22:11 EDT (#)
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hahaha, Cyrus the virus FTW
Anyway, the John Voight thing is a Seinfeld joke. I just wanted to see if I could make Shlongy yelp.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-06-29 19:19:25 EDT (#)
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That whole thing really set you off didn't it. Why?
I don't know if pen_name's intent was tribute or spoof.
Honestly I thought it was satire. http://www.ubersite.com/m/117384
Time to get back on your meds.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-29 17:20:52 EDT (#)
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The reviews on this post made me vomit blood.
Now you have a job, can't you afford a trip to the barbers?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-29 17:16:42 EDT (#)
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ooh, a leper-khan wid a pipe
cool!
who the blazing fuck is ghola?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-29 13:58:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-29 13:40:02 EDT (#)
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Notice that he misspelled his own name.
He was very depressed.
for similar happenings see "John Voight."
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If you're talking about the actor who played in "Midnight Cowboy," his name is spelled Jon.
Just so you don't look iggermunt to the masses. :)
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-06-29 13:53:22 EDT (#)
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Ha! Thanks for the vote of confidence. You come across as a pleasant person.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-29 13:46:02 EDT (#)
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Thanks, Pen_Name, I almost choked on my coffee.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-29 13:40:02 EDT (#)
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Notice that he misspelled his own name.
He was very depressed.
for similar happenings see "John Voight."
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-29 13:37:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-29 13:26:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-29 13:00:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-29 12:35:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-29 12:17:15 EDT (#)
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ghola just quoted hemmingway's suicide note
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Er...um... Hemingway didn't leave a suicide note.
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Not one that you know about....
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ooooooo, let's be mysterious! The news said at the time (1961) that there was no note. All news since reiterates that position. Do you have a copy of Papa Hemingway's note? Will you post it? Horsefucker.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-29 13:34:47 EDT (#)
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Rile 'em up, move 'em out.
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-29 13:29:05 EDT (#)
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You sure know how to rile 'em.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-29 13:26:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-29 13:00:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-29 12:35:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-29 12:17:15 EDT (#)
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ghola just quoted hemmingway's suicide note
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Er...um... Hemingway didn't leave a suicide note.
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Not one that you know about....
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ooooooo, let's be mysterious! The news said at the time (1961) that there was no note. All news since reiterates that position. Do you have a copy of Papa Hemingway's note? Will you post it? Horsefucker.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-29 13:18:57 EDT (#)
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Life can be good.........state of mind plays a huge part and in my ageing years I may be getting the hang of it. Then again, who knows what happens tomorrow.
Unlike my uber personality I am a very thoughtful person, people interest me, hence why I cant stay away from here for too long.
I may well be going off on one here but I love watching people, how they act, how they react.
I wish I was in Pychology.
Anyway hows tricks with you?? Don't let hurty bully you, I reckon you could take him EASY!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-06-29 13:12:44 EDT (#)
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I was just joking. How've you been?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-29 13:05:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-06-29 17:40:31 BST (#)
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Hi rEmission!
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remission haha im not that bad!!
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-29 13:00:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-29 12:35:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-29 12:17:15 EDT (#)
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ghola just quoted hemmingway's suicide note
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Er...um... Hemingway didn't leave a suicide note.
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Not one that you know about....
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-29 12:41:32 EDT (#)
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Good post.
So are Ghola's.
So are a couple of the spinoffs.
I thought we were supposed to be trying new things.
If people need to write a "mindfucked" post once in awhile, whatever.
If someone needs to point out that "elven" is the adjective for elf, that's fine too.
The argument that this, or these sorts of things, are happening because Uber has lost relevance is laughable to me.
The idea that individuals have lost relevance on Uber is laughable to me.
When exactly were Ubersite and its users MORE relevant? Relevant in terms of what?
How would one even become that much more relevent? Write words that are more...readable?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-06-29 12:40:31 EDT (#)
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Hi rEmission!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-29 12:35:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-29 12:17:15 EDT (#)
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ghola just quoted hemmingway's suicide note
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Er...um... Hemingway didn't leave a suicide note.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-06-29 12:24:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-29 12:20:54 EDT (#)
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HI Fey :)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-29 12:17:15 EDT (#)
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ghola just quoted hemmingway's suicide note
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-06-29 12:05:31 EDT (#)
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"If you think someone else's writing is 'shitty,' 'terrible,' or 'bad' and you think this seriously, as if the writing were objectively 'shitty' or 'terrible' (which means you believe if anyone likes the writing they themselves are 'shitty' and 'terrible'), your existence is a distortion of the universe that causes more pain and suffering. Many people like Gary Lutz. Many people like Stephen King. If you type, "I dislike Stephen King," that is a fact. If you type, "Stephen King is horrible," that is not a fact, it isn't anything; it's you saying either, "I am the only person who exists and my opinions are actually facts," or "I am the entire universe and the universe is not indifferent but actually makes value judgments on specific things within itself without defining a context and a goal.""
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-06-29 12:00:04 EDT (#)
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Yes, dear. I will endeavour to acquire a life as filled with meaning as yours.
"Dislike" in this instance was a convenient euphimism for "your internet persona and the viewpoints and opinions you seem to be expressing with many of your comments rub me the wrong way and contribute to you appearing to be somebody I don't want or need in my lifespace".
Thanks anyway, I'm sure you're swell at heart, really.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-06-29 11:57:03 EDT (#)
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HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
Loved the ending.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-29 11:39:05 EDT (#)
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You're looking more and more like a medieval peasant. I'm just saying - the patchy beard, unkempt and uncombed hair, the pained expression...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-29 11:38:10 EDT (#)
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It certainly improves the style in which I smoke pot.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-06-29 11:36:21 EDT (#)
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it's nice that you own a pipe. i imagine it greatly improves the quality of your life.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-29 11:35:17 EDT (#)
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Fey, I couldn't give a fuck what you think of 'me'. You're about as irrelevant as this website has become.
I'm glad ghola laughed though, maybe now she'll sleep with me!
And as for the flowers, they've been dead for weeks.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-06-29 11:33:18 EDT (#)
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i laughed
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-06-29 11:21:42 EDT (#)
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And it's not retal if I disliked you first, which, in my version of things, I did.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-06-29 11:21:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-29 11:15:23 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahaha.
Those flowers look as dead as Uber, dude.
Submitted by uncoordinated_ninja (user info) at 2008-06-29 11:12:53 EDT (#)
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You would be correct...
http://www.newcastlebrown.com/
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-29 11:11:16 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117393#2735100
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-29 11:06:12 EDT (#)
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I didn't know there was a Welsh Newcastle! I live in the one in the North East of England. There's also a Neu Chatel in Switzerland where a friend of mine lives and I believe there are Newcastles in Australia and America too.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-29 11:01:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:41:33 EDT (#)
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No, but churches have been known to sling mattresses in doorways to help the afflicted.
Anyway, I moved back to Newcastle months ago.
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I was curious, so I looked at a map. Which Newcastle, Wales or England?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:55:37 EDT (#)
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First picture: "Rode hard and put away wet."
If there were no crotchety bitching and diverse opinions, the place would die.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:51:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by uncoordinated_ninja (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:36:12 EDT (#)
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"Be still my throbbing elf arousal"
Ok, I smiled.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:41:56 EDT (#)
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HEAD SPACE = DEAD SPACE
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:41:33 EDT (#)
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No, but churches have been known to sling mattresses in doorways to help the afflicted.
Anyway, I moved back to Newcastle months ago.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:39:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:25:21 EDT (#)
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Given I'm clearly indoors, your powers of observation are weak old man.
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Do they not have homeless shelters in Scotland?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:37:36 EDT (#)
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I am indeed 22, and yes, I own one of those hats - it was a gift from a friend and I bloody love it!
Submitted by uncoordinated_ninja (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:36:12 EDT (#)
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"Be still my throbbing elf arousal"
Ok, I smiled.
Didn't you say you're 22? You actually own one of those hats? On purpose?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:33:41 EDT (#)
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Saccy: No, I'm not trying to start a new bangwagon, I just don't understand why people think that emulating a shitty author is a good 'contest' or even idea. Uber has been dull as fuck of late, and WLGF certainly did fuck all to change that.
Linus: Yes, sort of I suppose, it's a 6ml tunnel in my left ear, soon to be expanded to 10ml with an 8ml next to it.
EI: More tramp, less Hardy - at least I'm not on the john.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:31:17 EDT (#)
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saccy go and look at me sat on the loo :)
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:30:52 EDT (#)
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you look very well kempt, have a shower you stupid fuck
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:30:16 EDT (#)
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You look like a trampy oliver hardy!!
http://celebritydeath.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/oliver-hardy-el-gordo.jpg
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:28:36 EDT (#)
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Hurty, this post has all of the crotchety bitching over (insert any issue whatsoever) of Jack McCallum combined with the relentlessly desperate anti-ghola bitching of oathmeal. Are you trying to start a new bandwagon?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:28:31 EDT (#)
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Is that an earring or what?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:25:21 EDT (#)
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Given I'm clearly indoors, your powers of observation are weak old man.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-29 10:23:48 EDT (#)
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You look like a homeless man. The bonkeye only adds to that.