Berty examines the hilarity of homosexuals, the church and homophobia in general (8409 hits)
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Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-06-23 04:48:44 EDT
Attentive pop pickers will have noticed in the news that there is a big hoo ha at the moment in the Anglican church. Obviously most of us believe in nothing, and are entirely disinterested in the topic of folk from Canterbury falling out with folk from Johanasberg and folk from L.A., however when one looks at the disagreement we can see something of interest.
Namely that the bound knickers are tied up by the question of gay marriage and female bishops.
Now a little background: not long ago our friends in the US of A started letting men marry men and before that our friends in the diocese of Canterbury said it was okay for women to be priests. Lots of people got very upset about this but it was accepted, aside from a few resignations, by all concerned.
Apart from in Africa of course.
In Africa they could deal with a man wearing a rubber sheath on the end of his cock. They could not deal with a man wearing another man on the end of his cock. This was hurled at them whilst they were umming and ahhing over the question of letting people with vaginas wear the sacred frock.
Hence: the talks going on about whether or not to split the church. But why? Why are they so concerned about all this?
Why is anyone concerned about this?
Speaking for oneself; I think the idea of men being homosexual is great. It leaves plenty more women to admire me without the need for war or other cataclysm to otherwise take these men out of the equation. Other than that though it has no impact on my life whatsoever, to the point that it is a complete non-issue. I have spent the last couple of days trying to conceive of someone for whom this would be an issue.
And, my dearest reader, I figured it out. It affects many of the peoples of Africa directly. What happens lots in Africa and poor places in general? What happens, specifically, to women? Rape, commodification and, generally speaking, nothing good. They're worried about what would happen if you say to these men that it's okay to put your willy in another man's bottom, because in Africa when the shit hits the fan it'll mean that those angry militia's will be avidly stabbing the menfolk's shit.
Looking at homophobia in general, it's the same fear across the whole of the board. The emasculation of male rape. The truistic quality of the observation is irrefutable. There simply is no other explanation.
This leads us on to a much larger question: If they're so pants-wettingly terrified of men being empowered to rape men, then they're clearly not that bothered about the women already being in that situation but does that mean that we've evolved to another level?
What, then, does this say about the ancient civilisations of the Greeks and Romans who embraced their fellow man but did not do all that much to empower their women?
Now that we've taken a moment to feel smug about our culturual superiority, let us consider the impact on the African church. Now the guys over there are claiming that homosexuality and women in pulpits are against the bible; the word of God. Technically, so is contraception. Technically, a great deal is against the word of God. The African element of the Anglican church was able to accept change on the subjuect of contraception because of the enhancement to society it lent, vis-a-vis combatting AIDS.
Why is allowing women into the church such a big step then? Surely all it means is the empowerment of women. However, when you combine this empowerment with the empowerment of the homosexual's way of life (and thus the implication that now everyone and not just women are subject to a jolly good raping) you end up barreling out of control to the complete dismantling of the patriarchy!
TERROR!
Without a solid patriarchy in place we'll be lost! Men won't be able to have any confidence that the children they're raising are actually theirs! Women will ride about in vans with their homosexual accomplacies perpertrating rape on unsuspecting young heterosexual men on their way to church! It will be the collapse of all things good in life!
Or not.
Perhaps it'll be ace. Perhaps I can just sit in a café looking gorgeous and reading a book titled 'thinking without thinking', or some other nonsense written by a New Yorker, and women will literally drag me away in a frenzy of lust. A life where things will be better and I can be even more lazy than I actually am now!
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-10-01 15:02:18 EDT (#)
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that "thinking without thinking" book is actually pretty awesome.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-08-20 19:09:05 EDT (#)
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It seems they'll put ANYBODY on B@W these days...
except me...
WEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
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Holy crap! Congrats on B@W!!!
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2008-08-05 06:31:25 EDT (#)
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needs more rape
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-07-31 15:13:56 EDT (#)
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This was grand.
No other explantion indeed.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-07-01 13:24:18 EDT (#)
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In Africa they could deal with a man wearing a rubber sheath on the end of his cock. They could not deal with a man wearing another man on the end of his cock.
That is perhaps the funniest thing i have ever read.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-07-01 12:15:18 EDT (#)
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was alright...I think the post and the pic were each a solid +1 and combined for a +2.
Not sure if I would have considered it B@W, but at least this selection process is more objective than the Oscars.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-01 11:49:02 EDT (#)
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Now that Berty's been accepted by the mainstream he's changed.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-01 11:48:20 EDT (#)
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B@W played
Submitted by The-Armed-Samurai (user info) at 2008-07-01 09:21:07 EDT (#)
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Berty, check my latest post please.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2008-06-27 05:41:45 EDT (#)
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Well thats the pot calling the kettle a nigger
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-25 14:20:44 EDT (#)
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forgot to rate this one i guess
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-25 10:05:45 EDT (#)
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i'm a terrible rapist....
i really do love this place
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:45:03 EDT (#)
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i think thats a post on its own berty boy
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-24 17:29:55 EDT (#)
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Rape is about empowerment at somebody else's expense. That's why so many people have sexual fantasies about it without actually being proper weird, in the sense that people with fetishes for wearing rubber full bodysuits during sex could be.
The obvious component of rape is violence, but not all rapes are violent. A date rapist who drugs a woman and has sex with her when she is unconscious, or a predatory male who forces himself on a woman who has passed out at a party rather than actually rendering her unconscious, are examples of a situation where the empowerment element is stronger than the need to degrade.
Further to these elements are the motivators of misogyny and the good old fashioned need/desire to dominate and control others.
The sexualised element is the most variable element of rape. Some rapists, for instance, care little what gender their victims are or what they look like; rather it is the personality of the victim and/or the environmental setting. Some rapists even generate elaborate delusions of love upon their victims, often coupled with self-loathing and self-destructive action.
It could be argued that there is a further, cultural element regarding rape but I do not believe this to be the case. Rather that a culture may advocate factors that facilitate the above elements coming together in a person's psyche.
So there it is. Empowerment and other stuff. It's a false power though. As with all acts of cruelty, or indeed any action of any kind, it reinforces not just the action but the behaviour, the emotional response and any near responses in the emotional spectrum. It warps and distorts emotional responses to compassion, alters how you'll look at the world and live.
That's why we don't do nasty, dark, shit. Not so much because of what it does to others but rather what it'll do to us. It'll destroy your ability to live or be happy.
That's what I reckon anyway. I'm not exactly an expert on these matters.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-24 15:30:35 EDT (#)
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Do you suppose rape would have such a powerful stigma attached to it if we taught safe sex and birth control from day one? I wonder if it'd be better for us to stop telling little girls they'll go to Hell if their cherry pops before marriage.
Then again, we enter the world with no sense of shame or decency, and it's the repression enforced by our parents and society that keeps us from having tots with STDs, so perhaps there is some merit to it.
I also wonder what a man's reaction to rape really is; I've a friend (male) who, at age fifteen, was pushed down on the floor and taken advantage of by a nineteen year old LARGE woman. Could you imagine it? Scrawny little blond teenage boy, with no control over the physical reaction to stimulation, being held down by a LARGE older woman, and forced to penetrate her, all the while struggling to get away? Fair traumatizing, I expect.
He skated it off, though. After a few years of suicidal depression, that is. He seems fine now.
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-06-24 09:43:58 EDT (#)
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B@W
You are fantastic Berty.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-23 22:00:51 EDT (#)
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I'm writing my memoirs on this site. Sad, really.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-23 21:57:14 EDT (#)
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Lungfish is so awesome.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-23 21:47:18 EDT (#)
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I was in a bar one afternoon in Sedona, some 12 years ago or so, reading Evelyn Waugh's "A Little Learning." I didn't say a word...just read...and drank. After evening fell, the pretty, young cocktail waitress, who had been waiting on me all day and was now done with her shift, sat down across from me.
"I've never heard of her. Any good?"
"Oh hi. Um, he's a man actually. Yeah...it's really good, actually."
I put down the book so as to drink and converse with the pretty, young cocktail waitress. This was a six-hour seduction going on, and I was tired of reading...and quite drunk.
Later that night, in her car, she touched my penis.
That is all I'm going to say right now. Discretion is a virtue, after all.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-06-23 20:34:55 EDT (#)
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As a homosexual male, I agree with this post completely.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-23 19:43:18 EDT (#)
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I'm going to read this after a few drinks. They tell me it's awesome.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-23 14:05:46 EDT (#)
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Methinks submission to B@W is in order.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-23 14:05:18 EDT (#)
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The night I lost my virginity felt a lot like rape. After about an hour or so of drunken making out, the Russian born harlot bellowed, "Why won't you fuck me!?" I was a bit taken aback, and responded, "Well, you'll have to buy me dinner first." Before I knew it, my finger was jammed into a sopping wet vagina, and shortly thereafter my penis suffered the same fate.
I'll admit I was slightly perturbed on impact, but I figured...fuck it (ho-ho, I slay me).
Oh, this:
"Without a solid patriarchy in place we'll be lost! Men won't be able to have any confidence that the children they're raising are actually theirs! Women will ride about in vans with their homosexual accomplacies perpertrating rape on unsuspecting young heterosexual men on their way to church! It will be the collapse of all things good in life!"
was fantastic, on what was already a superb post.
Bravo.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-23 13:57:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-06-23 13:10:03 EDT (#)
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i already admire you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-23 12:36:48 EDT (#)
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Little Monster is far too posh for rape. It would be inappropriate sexual fondling.
This was a great post, and the comments were kick ass.
Well done everybody.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-23 12:34:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-23 12:10:40 EDT (#)
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I didn't make that strip by the way. Can't actually remember where it came from.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-06-23 11:34:57 EDT (#)
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"AaaaHAGET"
...but seriously, good post.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-23 10:54:18 EDT (#)
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A rather well written assertion.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-23 10:40:50 EDT (#)
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The 'coffay' looks like a giant can of salt.
Why would he drink a giant can of salt? Inquiring minds wish to know.
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-06-23 10:35:37 EDT (#)
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Berty is a Hoe-Moe
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2008-06-23 10:07:32 EDT (#)
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That picture is upsetting. I am going to make it my screensaver.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-23 10:01:24 EDT (#)
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I have tried to write it in a Scots accent about four times now, but I keep failing. Miserably.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-23 09:57:51 EDT (#)
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"Who is your Mama and what does she do!?"
Ok, I have no idea how to write that in my accent. I can be cirtain that I could have the most inappropriate accent in the world for saying though. I would end up saying:
"Who is your mother and what does she do for a living? Would one say I'm better than her at this?"
I can't speak gangster/black/street under any circumstances. It's just wrong. I need someone who has heard me speak to come and tell me how you write it in my accent. Wheres Fakey when you need him?
Brummy accents make my toes curl up. Not in a good way.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-06-23 09:49:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-23 09:02:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-23 07:23:36 CDT (#)
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Perhaps shout things like "Who is your Mama and what does she do!?" whilst you ride him.
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Perfect. I think I'll try that on The Man.
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Incidently, could one of the Brits here type out "Who is your Mama and what does she do!?" phonetically as you would pronounce it?
If I'm going to do this properly, I can't say that in my Yank accent. It must be British.
What fun! First he'll be taken aback at the statement, then he'll be confused by the accent. Hopefully, he'll think of the Exorcist and all the strange voices that came out of Linda Blair.
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I like the Norfolk accent: Who's yor mam-ee an wot dos see doo?
However that will cause him to lose his erection immediatly.
Hmm, perhaps a more useful anti rape mechanism than the femidon with teeth would be a femidon with teeth that blurted out inappropriate things in regional accents?
"you're so sexy" in a brummy accent for instance, although I find the brummy accent kind of charming.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-23 09:36:49 EDT (#)
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"Speaking for oneself; I think the idea of men being homosexual is great."
______________________________
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-23 09:23:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-06-23 07:12:18 EDT (#)
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Ah, just this morning, in our CIVILIZED society, I politely offered to rape my boyfriend. He said it was too early for rape.
"And when, pray tell, would be a good time of the day for rape?" I asked.
He never did get back to me on that one. I guess I'll just have to wing it.
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You can rape me anytime. Or send me pictures of raping a guy, I'm not picky.
Submitted by AyeCarumba (user info) at 2008-06-23 09:20:39 EDT (#)
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Forensic I assume it was a play on the "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" line from Kindergarten Cop, but since you asked, it would depend on the area of Britain you were from. With my Leicester (complete lack of an) accent, it would sound quite normal, more pronounced areas of the country might put a particular emphasis on the "h" in what, so it would end up "hwat" rather than just "wot".
Hope this helps, it probably doesn't.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-23 09:17:46 EDT (#)
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Perhaps I can just sit in a café looking gorgeous and reading a book titled 'thinking without thinking', or some other nonsense written by a New Yorker, and women will literally drag me away in a frenzy of lust. A life where things will be better and I can be even more lazy than I actually am now!
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This is my daydream as well.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-23 09:08:12 EDT (#)
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Something I learned recently from a friend who went on a Christian mission to a remote area in Africa: There are peoples (meaning 'tribes' or 'association of villages', not 'peeps') on this planet that still believe that evil spirits cause famine and disease, and that those evil spirits can be mollified by the offering of money and food through those who can communicate with the spirits directly. My friend's mission was to teach Christianity and convert some of the locals. His group talked all about Jesus and God, but they didn't mention a single word about crop rotation and using dung for fertilizer so they wouldn't starve over the winter. Much was spoken about heaven and salvation, but no one mentioned ventilating their stone and dung huts a little to allow the cooking fire smoke out so they might keep the emphysema away.
You have to laugh when one religion tries to usurp another.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-23 09:02:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-23 07:23:36 CDT (#)
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Perhaps shout things like "Who is your Mama and what does she do!?" whilst you ride him.
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Perfect. I think I'll try that on The Man.
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Incidently, could one of the Brits here type out "Who is your Mama and what does she do!?" phonetically as you would pronounce it?
If I'm going to do this properly, I can't say that in my Yank accent. It must be British.
What fun! First he'll be taken aback at the statement, then he'll be confused by the accent. Hopefully, he'll think of the Exorcist and all the strange voices that came out of Linda Blair.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-23 08:43:01 EDT (#)
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Berty: Leading female empowerment in the 21st century.
*complicated hand gesture*
Brown power.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-06-23 08:37:29 EDT (#)
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Someone took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. :(
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-23 08:23:36 EDT (#)
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Perhaps shout things like "Who is your Mama and what does she do!?" whilst you ride him.
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Perfect. I think I'll try that on The Man.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-06-23 08:10:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-23 07:56:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-06-23 07:12:18 EDT (#)
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Ah, just this morning, in our CIVILIZED society, I politely offered to rape my boyfriend. He said it was too early for rape.
"And when, pray tell, would be a good time of the day for rape?" I asked.
He never did get back to me on that one. I guess I'll just have to wing it.
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You are terrible at rape. You missed out on the application of violence which is the whole POINT of rape. The whole sex part is merely an afterthought.
Which, when you think about it, kind of renders the whole male rape terror thing even more silly. I mean that's why the Turks authorities and American criminality are so fond of rape; not for sex so much as for sadistic reasons. So a rapist is, theoretically, just as likely to get his jollies from raping a man than from raping a woman. I suppose it is the difference between a fresh rapist who may be committing the crime to address patriarchy/peer group/daddy issues and a seasoned rapist who sees it more as a general tool for personal empowerment/agressive disempowerment of others.
Although the Roma gypsies also use it in their communities against women who go to schools, but that is more of a patriarchy thing. I don't have any information on Roma raping boys. Perhaps SunnyG could look into it as I believe he has spent time in Italy and other countries which have a large Roma population.
In any case; Anansie you need to bring knuckledusters into the bedroom or perhaps sit astride your partner whilst naked, douse the pair of you in petrol, get out a lighter and threaten to set you both ablaze if he doesn't get on with it immediatley. Perhaps shout things like "Who is your Mama and what does she do!?" whilst you ride him.
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Dear lord that's a fabulous idea.
He really does think I've lost it already in regards to rape references. I told him if we ever switched bodies I would want to have sex with myself; however, this would mean he would have to have sex with himself in order for it to work. He didn't seem too keen on the idea. You know what that means.... IT'S RAPIN' TIME!
He found this idea appalling. I really do wonder why I keep him around if he can't get on board with my ideas for our future.
Dammit, now I'm running late. See, rape hurts more than the victims, you know. Just talking about rape has made me late, and now I'll have to rush around. I hate rushing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-23 07:56:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-06-23 07:12:18 EDT (#)
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Ah, just this morning, in our CIVILIZED society, I politely offered to rape my boyfriend. He said it was too early for rape.
"And when, pray tell, would be a good time of the day for rape?" I asked.
He never did get back to me on that one. I guess I'll just have to wing it.
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You are terrible at rape. You missed out on the application of violence which is the whole POINT of rape. The whole sex part is merely an afterthought.
Which, when you think about it, kind of renders the whole male rape terror thing even more silly. I mean that's why the Turks authorities and American criminality are so fond of rape; not for sex so much as for sadistic reasons. So a rapist is, theoretically, just as likely to get his jollies from raping a man than from raping a woman. I suppose it is the difference between a fresh rapist who may be committing the crime to address patriarchy/peer group/daddy issues and a seasoned rapist who sees it more as a general tool for personal empowerment/agressive disempowerment of others.
Although the Roma gypsies also use it in their communities against women who go to schools, but that is more of a patriarchy thing. I don't have any information on Roma raping boys. Perhaps SunnyG could look into it as I believe he has spent time in Italy and other countries which have a large Roma population.
In any case; Anansie you need to bring knuckledusters into the bedroom or perhaps sit astride your partner whilst naked, douse the pair of you in petrol, get out a lighter and threaten to set you both ablaze if he doesn't get on with it immediatley. Perhaps shout things like "Who is your Mama and what does she do!?" whilst you ride him.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-06-23 07:12:18 EDT (#)
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Ah, just this morning, in our CIVILIZED society, I politely offered to rape my boyfriend. He said it was too early for rape.
"And when, pray tell, would be a good time of the day for rape?" I asked.
He never did get back to me on that one. I guess I'll just have to wing it.
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-23 05:33:49 EDT (#)
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mmm those are some horny cats
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-23 05:29:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-23 10:23:54 BST (#)
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homo
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Trollope, get a load of this action: http://www.lukalips.com/catlover.htm
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-23 05:25:46 EDT (#)
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Flash, you're not Scottish are you? Well that's fantastic! You can provide the insight and comment from the third world!
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Indeed. Sometimes I feel like Dr Livingston, here to force the natives into trousers and relieve them of their glottal stops.
Ointment FTW!
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-23 05:23:54 EDT (#)
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homo
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-23 05:17:57 EDT (#)
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The men here find the idea of being raped by a woman hilarious, when the reality is far less pleasant.
*single tear rolls down cheeck*
There was ointment on the finger. It was so cold...
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-23 05:17:46 EDT (#)
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All this rape mishmash could be avoided if everyone just chilled out a bit and consented.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-23 05:17:12 EDT (#)
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i was raped by a woman once.
it was grate
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-23 05:16:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-23 05:09:09 EDT (#)
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Well quite, Flash. But we are Englishmen and white Englishmen at that. So rape isn't so much of a factor in our daily lives.
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Surely your convicts are plugged full of peni whilst in prison?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-23 05:13:52 EDT (#)
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Flash, you're not Scottish are you? Well that's fantastic! You can provide the insight and comment from the third world!
Submitted by AyeCarumba (user info) at 2008-06-23 05:12:55 EDT (#)
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I could do with a good raping, from a female preferably.
Though i'm open to offers, and other things.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-23 05:09:09 EDT (#)
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Well quite, Flash. But we are Englishmen and white Englishmen at that. So rape isn't so much of a factor in our daily lives.
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You have clearly never been down at Glasgow Green of a Friday evening.
I will gloss over your 'Englishmen' barb with the assumption you meant 'Britons.'
*suppresses irrational Tartanism*
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-23 05:05:37 EDT (#)
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Enlightened.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-23 05:04:44 EDT (#)
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Well quite, Flash. But we are Englishmen and white Englishmen at that. So rape isn't so much of a factor in our daily lives. Hence why it is a non-issue.
We need the input of either a genuine homophobe or, better yet, someone who lives in an area where somebody is raped every single day. Perhaps we could ask Method to get in contact with I_Have_A_Kirsten_Fetish?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-23 05:01:10 EDT (#)
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Since admitting to my bisexuality a few years ago, I have not been raped once. Even though I am clearly up for it.
It is slightly disappointing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-23 04:57:02 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-23 04:55:08 EDT (#)
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To quote...ah...you:
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-27 08:35:51 EST (#)
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Rape victims make the best lovers.
Rape-ity rape rape.