Mushrooms Of A Magical Nature (694 hits)
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Submitted by Attack.Of.The.Chicken.Kiev (View user info) at 2008-06-18 06:37:46 EDT
Ok guys and girls, I recently embarked upon on my third trip to Amsterdam and decided to try something new. I had smoked salvia before (a legal hallucinogenic) and fancied taking it up a notch. I wanted to really trip out, whats the worse that could happen right? So I convinced my mate Pat to get in on the act.
The time scale given and the events/thoughts which occured are as accurate as possible, and nothing is made up. Anyone who has done these bastards before will be able to vouch for me there.
14.00pm - Kyle tries some Mexican mushrooms (why the feck not eh?), he and Pat split the box (fecking taste like shet). Kyle eats a few more as he is more up for a trip. Plus Pat is a little bitch who "can't eat mushrooms". Tosser.
14.30pm - Stop for space cakes before getting some more mushrooms as the effects are not evident. Smoke some doobs in the Grasshopper. At this point I was quite calm, eagerly anticipating the events to come. the woman in the coffee shop spotted our chocolate hoard, "your not sitting in here doing mushrooms are you?" No... I did them before I came in... Turd nugget.
15.00pm - Went back to the 'smart Zone' where we we originally aquired the fungus and bought another pack, I was a bit concerned as all I felt from the previous batch was a little bit wafty and giggly. Pat did not want any more, so I scoffed the lot.
15.10pm - Sit in coffee shop with Pat, play Psp and roll a joint. Nothing out of the ordinary yet...
15.13pm - Pat leans towards me to have a word, he shone bright blue. (Feck mans is BLOO!)
15.17pm - Turned to Pat, "Mate I have to go, I don't know why, but I need to walk. Wait here I will be back soon".
15.25pm - Found myself in an alley with plenty graffiti. The colours were so bright, and it made me feel warm and happy to be around them. I stayed here a while.
15.35pm - Walked up to a bridge, and leant over the edge. Admired beautiful colourful views, specifically remember thinking "this must be why artists use drugs". The view turned out to be a wreck and I was just tripping. Seriously this was so odd.
15.45pm - I am walking along laughing to myself; I think I have a secret that no one else knows. I do not know what the secret was. I also related my feeling to being a superhero. Bizarre. I was literally walking along thinking something along the lines of: "If i wanted to move that with my mind, I bet I could, I'm not going to try though in case I am wrong".
15.53pm - I start to get very sweaty and panic wherever I go. Turn sheet white. A random asks if I am ok (you know what it's like, you think you are reasonably ok until someone else notices your state), I looked at my reflection and saw I was not right. This is when things started to get worrying, people were looking at me, my eyes were the size of Tysons swollen fists after a bit of lady bashing. I was shitting my skimps.
16.07pm - Walk into a massive open area with lots of people in suits, at this point I am absolutely cacking myself. I wait outside the police station getting the courage to walk in and tell them I OD'd on shrooms. There was an alley down the side of the police station where a woman was chaining up a bike, I decided to leg it as I was convinced she thought I was going to rape her.
She didn't even see me.
Everything looks weird. I bought some chocolate as they say sugar makes the neutralizes the effects, so I stuffed the whole thing in. Walking around like a crack addict shovelling the stuff in my mouth. Dairy milk, big bar. Nice.
16.30pm - Been walking around shite scared for what seems like forever. Every door I looked at seemed to shrink so I couldn't go through. I remember thinking about smashing the shite out of the guy who sold them to me (Fecking meet me on WOW2, duel at midnight). Got into a posh hotel, sweating and looking like I was on pills.
16.32pm - Walk up to the counter, ask if they can book me a cab to my hotel. Sat on a chair and wanted to pass out. Looked at a painting of an old man, it turned into colours and started spinning. My arms were weird. I would look at them and they were all floppy like rubber. I decided to try and nap it off... ***Shuts eyes*** FUCKIN WOT?! Never try that one ladies and gents, you close your eyes on shrooms, and the images and hallucinations get even more real (BUT MINE EYEZ DOTH CLOSETH?!?!)
17.00pm - Cab turns up; I have been sitting in the same seat scared for ages. Honestly thought I had done too much. I walked outside to be greeted by this man who looked tiny, he wasn't. Got in the cab and the thing looked huge, the driver was miles away from me. There was a loud music in my head, but the radio appeared to be turned off.
17.03pm - Driving back to hotel. Every time the cab moved it was like there was a fun fair on outside, loads of colours, music, animals and fireworks. Every time the car stopped I felt cold and scared, and turned limp. We were on a normal road, mega trippage.
17.40pm - Arrive back at the hotel; get the cute lil Asian chick to let me into my room as Pat has room key. I named her Su-Young after the little Asian sort in the Rush Hour Trilogy. No, that's Jacky Chan, the little girl? You got it.
17.45pm - Got into my room and started talking to myself. The light was spinning; walls were dripping and the curtains getting longer. I had a massive giggle fit. Seriously could not stop chatting to myself. I kept spinning round and round with my arms out like you do as a kid, pissing myself laughing.
17.55pm - Get scared again. Crawl into bed and shut my eyes hoping to sleep it off. Every time my eyes shut the hallucinations were more real than ever, and the sense of fear was there again. I had to keep grabbing my bed to remind me I was in one. always underlying sense of fear, even when you feel ok.
18.20pm - Have learnt to control the hallucinations. Now every time I shut my eyes, I went on a magical adventure, still a hint of fear is present. When I opened my eyes to normal out it would all seem worth it. You get the most amazing euphoric feeling in your whole body starting in your head. I kept thinking to myself; "when my eyes are shut, I feel fear, yet when I come around I like it, I'm buzzing off fear, awesome". Endorphins.
18.27pm - Start to absolutely love it. Pat's blanket turned into the polar ice caps, then a cool friendly blue dragon. I ring Tobias (My fat greek friend); I am laughing my arse off and seeing so much stuff. I text Rich for some reason, think it is because we always spoke about doing shrooms when we were younger. I curl up in bed, shut my eyes and go on another adventure. It is so intense, I had to grab hold of the matress every time i closed my eyes, just to remind myself I was in bed. The feeling after each trip is amazing. You can start making things happen when hallucinating. I made the light spin, room grow etc. The more extreme the trip, the nicer the rush afterwards.
19.00pm - Pat arrives back in the room to find me curled in a ball smiling in bed with my eyes shut. I have been missing with no word for hours. Now I feel relaxed and Pat is in fits of giggles and looks high as a kite as the shrooms he did made him weird but not trip out to my extent.
For the rest of the evening there were mild trips, giggles and the most relaxing feeling you will ever encounter. Oh, and I fainted in the shower at about 11pm. That was cool.
Since coming home, speaking to other people who have tried shrooms, I have been told that I was nuts to do them out on the street. That is when you are petrified! In the room, comfort, safety... that's when you can channel it and start to enjoy!
Apologies for the boring format, this was more to educate the people who are on the fence about shrooms... Would be interested to hear of any other experiences, we did Mexican Mushrooms, they are on the lower end of the scale.
User Reviews
Submitted by HerrSchniedelwichs (user info) at 2008-06-19 12:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-18 23:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The only shrooms I've had in the last twenty years were on a fucking pizza.
:(
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-06-18 23:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did some shrooms a couple nights ago and they were very good. Started trippin like 10 min after eating them.
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-06-18 17:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-18 10:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Exactly where on a clock is 14:00 pm located?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-18 15:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome to the brave new world. Now exercise common sense.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-18 13:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like reading about drug trips.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-18 12:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does ANYONE know the secret to convincing people that it's NOT INTERESTING to hear about their fucking drug experiences?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-18 12:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-06-18 12:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only people who care about this shit are the other people who are tripping with you, while you are tripping.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-18 12:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think a drug experience told in the context of a greater story can be good, if well placed and meaningful.
Drug stories on their own are utter crap, no matter how cool they seemed. Everyone who's gone down that road has had enjoyable and terrifying experiences, and everyone else could give a shit less about them.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:52:55 EDT (#)
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Does ANYONE know the secret to convincing people that it's NOT INTERESTING to hear about their fucking drug experiences?
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool. What I liked about this is that it was your FIRST time on shrooms. I wish I'd captured that experience. Knowing what to expect, they're never quite as intense after that. It does seem like too much time goes by before they start to take effect. At least you didn't puke. I tried driving on shrooms. I had to stop every few miles because I was sure I had a flat tire.
Doing them around lots of people usually sucks. The best is doing them at night out in the country with no artificial light, preferrably near a stream to enhance the audio hallucinations.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-18 10:22:04 EDT (#)
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Exactly where on a clock is 14:00 pm located?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-18 10:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This might come as a surprise but we DON'T FUCKING CARE.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-06-18 09:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only decent drug tale on this site (it's a 3-parter):
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22566
(apart from - http://www.ubersite.com/m/91681)
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-18 07:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shrooms FTW!
I do and have done a whole host of drugs but shrooms have always been my favourite.
It's the closest a sane person can get to a total feeling of insanity, like your brain doesn't understand what your senses are telling it. They're fucking awesome!
I get melty hands and can't feel things in my pockets, everything goes shiney. We were lucky to be out in a thunder storm last time, nothing like the sky flashing purple when you're tripping hard.
man I've got to get out to the dam again soon......
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-06-18 07:04:31 EDT (#)
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WOW!! I took drugs and feel so cooooooooool.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-18 06:56:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:47:42 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-18 06:46:10 EDT (#)
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Hearing about someones trip is as dull as listenng to other people talk about their dreams.
There is nothing special about mushrooms or acid. We have all done them.
Even podgey, surburban, middle aged me has popped more purple micro dots than you have had hot dinners.
Originality - try it sometime
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ow, orphelia seems nice but boy can she be nasty.
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I like to get a bit wild on the internet. I am a doormat irl. lol
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-18 06:47:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-18 06:46:10 EDT (#)
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Hearing about someones trip is as dull as listenng to other people talk about their dreams.
There is nothing special about mushrooms or acid. We have all done them.
Even podgey, surburban, middle aged me has popped more purple micro dots than you have had hot dinners.
Originality - try it sometime
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ow, orphelia seems nice but boy can she be nasty.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-06-18 06:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is how you do magic mushroom post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90030
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-18 06:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should try a mushroom stroganoff sometime.
Delicious.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-18 06:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey bart, I put this as a -2!! What??!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-18 06:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hearing about someones trip is as dull as listenng to other people talk about their dreams.
There is nothing special about mushrooms or acid. We have all done them.
Even podgey, surburban, middle aged me has popped more purple micro dots than you have had hot dinners.
Originality - try it sometime.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-18 06:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Two people write about drugs well: Hunter S. Thompson and Irvine Welsh.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-18 06:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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