Fat Tony...where you been? (962 hits)
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Submitted by Adam™ (View user info) at 2008-06-17 15:42:20 EDT
Ordinarily I would say you've been putting the crazy buffet to the test with it's 115 entrees and unlimited trips and that the time gone from here is roughly equal to the time the owners had to spend to get an injuntion and consequential restraining order against you.
Pehaps you were embroiled in an epic "get the lint out from my body crevases" type quest, and the consequent months of you being gone is equivalent to the time it took you to clear out sector 3365-Zulu AKA "The Chins".
Maybe you were out LARPing with a couple of the other losers from this website, when all of the sudden a actual REAL live woman spoke to you all. The past few months are a result of the google stalking that eventually revealed that "I didn't know people could smell like that" is actually not a compliment. Even by a tribble. OR A KLINGON.
But I know where you've been.
I direct the people's attention to exibit 'A'
"Hostess at the all you can eat cock buffet"
PS. FUCK YOU
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-06-19 14:57:07 EDT (#)
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I can't believe that this post is three days old and still on the front page. Sadly, I'm such an uber-loser that I can remember when you had to strategically pick your time to post so as to not get pushed off the front page by noon.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-19 14:21:12 EDT (#)
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Thtop it you guyth, thith ith ridiculouth
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-19 14:09:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:22:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:08:18 EDT (#)
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For the record, all the gay in that comment is from the text and the commenter. Skrapmetal's cat is in no way gay, and in fact would bite out your throat for intimating as much AND do it in a non-homophobic way.
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I'm afraid the gay is like radiation, while the internet and your computer are built in with gay deflectors and lead lining to absorb the gay it cannot handle and disperse the immense amount of gay in that comment. It deeply saddens me to say that as the comment was directed at your cat, he is now gay. As a double whammy owning a gay cat does, in fact, make you gay.
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I did not know that. Well, smack my ass and call me Sall.... NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:49:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-17 18:47:15 EDT (#)
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:D
Get another unsatisfying job, Adam, so you can post daily.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-06-18 07:48:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-17 18:47:15 EDT (#)
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:D
Get another unsatisfying job, Adam, so you can post daily.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-06-17 20:47:15 EDT (#)
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nice cam whore
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-17 18:47:15 EDT (#)
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:D
Get another unsatisfying job, Adam, so you can post daily.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-17 18:45:41 EDT (#)
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I remember way back when in the days when Adam posted funny stuff. Remember those "USAToday" parodies?
This ain't "those days", apparently. This was shit.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-17 18:42:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:22:37 CDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:08:18 EDT (#)
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For the record, all the gay in that comment is from the text and the commenter. Skrapmetal's cat is in no way gay, and in fact would bite out your throat for intimating as much AND do it in a non-homophobic way.
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I'm afraid the gay is like radiation, while the internet and your computer are built in with gay deflectors and lead lining to absorb the gay it cannot handle and disperse the immense amount of gay in that comment. It deeply saddens me to say that as the comment was directed at your cat, he is now gay. As a double whammy owning a gay cat does, in fact, make you gay.
lol
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-06-17 18:08:46 EDT (#)
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Anyone that didn't +2 this post is a straightaphobe!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:51:37 EDT (#)
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Are you still in the Hub, nerd?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:30:43 EDT (#)
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"all you can eat cock buffet"
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That slays me.
PS - Fuck You Fat Tony.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:47:34 EDT (#)
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You know, it wouldn't be nearly as funny if you didn't rise to the bait every single time. However, you do and it is an entertaining way to spend my last few minutes at work.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:43:11 EDT (#)
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Yes, Doodles, I do know how to read. Some idiot like you or Method put it there, and who gives a shit? Do you really think you are funny? Looks don't count, you retard.
I'm sick of brainless dolts like you trying to give me shit. You are incapable of an intelligent argument, so why don't you just shut up? Just follow the Method lead because you can't work it out on your own. What a fucking loser.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:42:13 EDT (#)
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Of course he doesn't, he's an oblivious asshole
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:41:42 EDT (#)
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Imagine just walking outside one morning and that's what comes around the corner.
Christ almighty.
It's like a unicorn fucking an elven fairy boy in the ass, under a rainbow.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:35:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:05:21 EDT (#)
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http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Unfunny
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Do you know that you are actually ON that page bubba? You are first on the 'Some things that are unfunny' list.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:28:06 EDT (#)
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Doodles knows a whole lot about gay. Why is that?
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:27:30 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:22:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:08:18 EDT (#)
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For the record, all the gay in that comment is from the text and the commenter. Skrapmetal's cat is in no way gay, and in fact would bite out your throat for intimating as much AND do it in a non-homophobic way.
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I'm afraid the gay is like radiation, while the internet and your computer are built in with gay deflectors and lead lining to absorb the gay it cannot handle and disperse the immense amount of gay in that comment. It deeply saddens me to say that as the comment was directed at your cat, he is now gay. As a double whammy owning a gay cat does, in fact, make you gay.
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:11:11 EDT (#)
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my cats a ninja. not gay. but very friendly, ninja friendly.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:08:18 EDT (#)
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For the record, all the gay in that comment is from the text and the commenter. Skrapmetal's cat is in no way gay, and in fact would bite out your throat for intimating as much AND do it in a non-homophobic way.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:01:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-15 14:07:49 CDT (#)
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meow meow meow, puuur skrapmetal's cat ;)
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ALMOST as gay as above comment.
Almost.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-06-17 16:00:00 EDT (#)
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Adam...
nice pic of you at the parade
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:59:59 EDT (#)
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that image is gayer than the merman reacharound/nipple tweak tattoo
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:54:03 EDT (#)
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And they call ME unfunny.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:53:59 EDT (#)
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Fat Tony rocks.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:51:25 EDT (#)
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It's that damn Adam! He's so hot right now!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-17 15:48:05 EDT (#)
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Pretty fageriffic