Uber, meet Kulia. (1127 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-06-16 10:37:25 EDT
At first she didn't really like me (not because I smell bad, but probably because the other dogs in the shelter were talking shit about me behind my back), though she warmed up to me once I discovered that belly rubs send her into a hypnotic trance.
She's Kulia, and she's my new companion.
Lab/Pointer mix, about 50 pounds.
Got her this weekend.
She's already chewed through two dog leads.
What's THE most important fact about all this, and WHY is it relevant to Ubersite in any way?
Because THIS dog can kick the shit out of any mangy, 'purebred' Shlongy might have corralled in his backyard.
Oh and I don't like cats. So Jack, STFU before I let Kulia here loose in your den of cat shit and Meow Mix.
Don't fuck around.
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Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2008-08-26 17:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-15 16:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
spacker
Submitted by PoeticSoul (user info) at 2008-08-10 15:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-06-23 12:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Aussie_em (user info) at 2008-06-17 14:23:50 EDT (#)
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this dog is only cool if they were chain leads
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2008-06-17 12:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She looks just like you :)
Muscley
Angry
Ginger
Adorable!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-06-17 12:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
cool, a dog!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-17 10:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yawn
Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-17 08:59:36 EDT (#)
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UR DOG IS CRAP
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-17 07:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I love dogs but this one's nothing special.
They do say they're like their owners.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-17 07:00:46 EDT (#)
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That ain't a dog! It's a fucking faggot mouse!
My dog would kill your dog by accident, just trying to play with it.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-06-17 04:25:07 EDT (#)
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Nice dog
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-06-17 02:42:51 EDT (#)
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I hope this pet dies somewhere else besides your disease stricken asshole like the rest of them have, shitforbrains.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-16 23:30:38 EDT (#)
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+2 in hopes that your wee dog does not kick my ass.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-16 21:02:11 EDT (#)
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I had to do that twice because I was in two parallel dimensions at the same time just then.
My bad.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-16 20:17:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-06-16 19:08:00 EDT (#)
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My dog would eat yours for a breakfast snack.
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But the shit your dog would then have to take would be painful to say the least.
But I guess that doesn't matter because your DOG IS GAY.
That reminds me. Some guy wrote some music for dogs just LIKE YOURS:
http://lpcoverlover.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/songsforgaydogs.jpg
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-16 20:16:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-06-16 19:08:00 EDT (#)
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My dog would eat yours for a breakfast snack.
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But the shit your dog would then have to take would be painful to say the least.
But I guess that doesn't matter because your DOG IS GAY.
That reminds me. Some guy wrote some music for dogs just LIKE YOURS:
http://lpcoverlover.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/songsforgaydogs.jpg
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-16 20:12:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-16 19:14:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-16 13:49:03 EDT (#)
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I am... The Outed.
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THAT WAS VERY FUNNY ACTUALLY
WOW CAPS LOCK SURE DOES GIVE SOME OOMPH TO THE POINT YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE HUH
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-16 19:14:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-16 13:49:03 EDT (#)
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Just because I like to tongue crusty nuggets off of the puckered assholes of strangers and get a mouthful of the occasional wang does NOT make me a fag.
Okay it does. I'm a fag. Oathy is a fag. There, I said it.
I am... The Outed.
Fag fag fag
faggity fag
I am just a big fat fag.
And filled with PRIDE so fuck all of you.
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Jesus, man...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-16 19:10:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-16 13:49:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-16 13:22:28 EDT (#)
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If my new dude Ash keeps growing and getting stronger he'll be able to fuck me like a mountain lion.
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Wow.
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What are you, 12?
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-06-16 19:08:00 EDT (#)
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My dog would eat yours for a breakfast snack.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-06-16 15:12:47 EDT (#)
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i miss having a doggy :(
i want a daschund or a pug
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-16 13:49:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-16 13:22:28 EDT (#)
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If my new dude Ash keeps growing and getting stronger he'll be able to fuck me like a mountain lion.
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Wow.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-06-16 13:44:16 EDT (#)
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+2 for animal companionship, but trust me, my cat would have that dog's eyes for breakfast.
When she last had a litter, she brought in a hare from the back fields, and managed to get the whole carcuss over a 6 foot fence. The hare was twice the size of her. She gutted open the stomach for the kittens to feast on, whilst she quietly munched away on the skull after she had severed it from the main body.
It was a beautiful sight to see nature in such harmony.
Nice looking dog though.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-16 13:22:28 EDT (#)
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If my new dude Ash keeps growing and getting stronger he'll be able to take on mountain lions. Right now he could eat that fuckin dog on a Ritz and dump Kulia's remains in the litterbox.
1) CHANGE HER NAME!!! Kulia? What the fuck?
2) SHELTER DOG +2! Good for you, buddy, that's some positive karma in the bank.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-16 13:06:59 EDT (#)
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My, how cute she is! She has the look of wisdom.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-16 13:04:43 EDT (#)
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Yea I had to fill out some dumb ass questionnaire about my 'lifestyle' and 'personality type'.
They were a little bit confused when I told them I was a narcissistic bodybuilder who only needs 30 minutes of sleep a day.
But then, that throws a lot of people off. Can't blame them.
Submitted by Thestral (user info) at 2008-06-16 12:55:01 EDT (#)
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Very cool of you to pick her up from the shelter. They made adopting our dogs a serious hassle with the book of questions we had to answer in order to make sure our home was a match for the dog. Did they give you the same load of crap?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-16 12:52:53 EDT (#)
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Ltap is my best friend.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-16 12:50:01 EDT (#)
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Your dog's name is Julia Goolia?
*only funny to me*
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-06-16 12:28:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-16 11:25:10 EDT (#)
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MY DOG IS NOT GAY
IT'S A GIRL DOG
IF IT WERE GAY IT'D BE A LESBIAN
FRANKLY I THINK IT'D BE PRETTY FUCKING ACE TO HAVE A LESBIAN DOG ACTUALLY I'D GET ALL THE BITCHES.
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then yor dog eats dog box, because straight dogs don;t have leads they have leashes.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-16 12:26:17 EDT (#)
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oh wait, it's oathmeal - I retract my +2.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-16 12:25:44 EDT (#)
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This review window has been open so long that I forgot what post I was reviewing, so just consider this a freebie +2.
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-16 11:38:08 EDT (#)
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hey another animal lover!!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-16 11:25:10 EDT (#)
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MY DOG IS NOT GAY
IT'S A GIRL DOG
IF IT WERE GAY IT'D BE A LESBIAN
FRANKLY I THINK IT'D BE PRETTY FUCKING ACE TO HAVE A LESBIAN DOG ACTUALLY I'D GET ALL THE BITCHES.
:ahem:
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-06-16 11:17:31 EDT (#)
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She's already chewed through two dog leads.
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only gay dogs have leads.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-16 11:07:24 EDT (#)
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Mutts rule! +2 Genetic Diversity and longer life-span!
-1 for difficulty in training due to higher intelligence than pure-breds, however
+1 again for being a good dog.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-16 11:00:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:52:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:51:15 EDT (#)
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You gave away a dog? Why would you do that?
I'd just get the thing put to sleep. It's only a dog. I guess that is probably very expensive in America though.
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Not at all. A .22 round costs less than one cent.
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Back in the day when men were tough and women didn't shave anything at all people wouldn't have thought twice about shooting a dog. I am certain that in the future, after the collapse of society as we know it, people will read about folk's intense love of puppies and shake their heads in revolted disbelief in exactly the same way we do today when we read about how nicely the brothers in Africa treated those evil, honkey, bastards.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:58:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:54:15 EDT (#)
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AND THE CURE PUT OUT MORE THAN A FEW GOOD SONGS.
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ATTN GHEY MENZ!!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:54:43 EDT (#)
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Dog whisperer, two below.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:54:15 EDT (#)
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AND THE CURE PUT OUT MORE THAN A FEW GOOD SONGS.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:53:12 EDT (#)
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PS. Your dog also isn't happy about having been given that gay name.
Try not to kill it, shithead.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:52:59 EDT (#)
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I gave her away because keeping her would have been impossible, considering what I was doing with my life.
I could never put a dog down if it didn't need to be killed.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:52:39 EDT (#)
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it's so easy to get a rise out of you that it's not even fun anymore.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:52:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:51:15 EDT (#)
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You gave away a dog? Why would you do that?
I'd just get the thing put to sleep. It's only a dog. I guess that is probably very expensive in America though.
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Not at all. A .22 round costs less than one cent.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:51:15 EDT (#)
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You gave away a dog? Why would you do that?
I'd just get the thing put to sleep. It's only a dog. I guess that is probably very expensive in America though.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:51:09 EDT (#)
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Nice dog. Good luck with the insecurity, control, and abandonment issues.
Don't have those? So one cannot be thoroughly psychoanalysed based on what pet they choose? Oh, OK.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:50:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:50:00 EDT (#)
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I "speak" to dogs
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Class A nutjob, right here folks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:50:00 EDT (#)
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I "speak" to dogs and believe me, this dog already hates you more than the rest of Uber does.
In this picture, for example, he's thinking "What did I do to get THIS fucking asshole as an owner?"
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:44:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:40:56 EDT (#)
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i wonder if the dog you gave away because she was inconvenient still has a home?
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You're a fucking prick.
I gave Loki to my ex-girlfriend's family because keeping her was impossible. Believe me.
She's VERY happy. I get updates.
You on the other hand are, as always, bitter and annoying.
Perhaps getting a dog will lift your spirits and get you out of that slump you're in: constantly listening to The Cure and crying in the rain.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:42:53 EDT (#)
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That is a cute puppy. You'll need to starve it and batter its head with a bat for a while before it is proper tough.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:42:45 EDT (#)
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my mom used to adopt 'problem dogs', specifically she had a thing for Dobermans.
I've been bitten by more Dogs than I can count.
I like dogs.
YOu're a tool.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:42:21 EDT (#)
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My roommate and I were fostering a rescue dog (British Bulldog) and she wasn't getting better so we had to put her down on Saturday. It was sad.
Enjoy your new doggie.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:41:48 EDT (#)
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And remember not to act afraid. Animals can smell fear. And they
don't like it.
-- Homer Simpson
The Call of the Simpsons
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:40:56 EDT (#)
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i wonder if the dog you gave away because she was inconvenient still has a home?
your new life partner is cute.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:39:10 EDT (#)
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