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Category: Humor

Rating: -0.42 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (View user info) at 2008-06-13 05:29:15 EDT


Yes, you fuckers have all probably seen this before, but I hadn't and I haven't posted something crap and seen-before for a while.

http://omnomnomnom.com/index.php

In other news, I've never supported Romania as much as I will be tonight.

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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-03 13:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-13 07:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/l/epic_fail

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Another list I didn't make.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-03 12:53:54 EST (#)
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Size 12/14 waist size 18 on top (huge bust) is not fat, not for a middle aged woman with three kids.
I mean, your mum is a right porker I bet.

Idiot. :)

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-16 11:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

great post

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2008-06-16 10:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Retard.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-06-15 13:35:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-14 17:03:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-06-13 16:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Made me laugh.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-06-13 16:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-13 11:06:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-13 10:19:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-13 09:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I expect so much more out of you.
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Ha ha. Have you seen my back catalogue?

Err...

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-06-13 09:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet, I'm on the epic fail list!

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-13 09:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I expect so much more out of you.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-06-13 07:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/l/epic_fail

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-13 06:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So many shitty noobs these days.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-13 05:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

FJ, the solution to that is shower-based, cuddle sex. Contact your local taxi firm for details.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-13 05:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I was in the bathroom this morning, getting ready for work. I sprayed a liberal dose of antiperspirant onto my armpits, which quickly filled the room and found its way into my nose and mouth. This is normally nothing more than uncomfortable.

Today, however, it irritated my nose. I have been hayfeverish recently, and the deodorant only added to the irritation my nostrils have been suffering. My face exploded in a rapid fire succession of sneezes, each more brutal and snottery than the last. In sneezing so forcefully, my mouth opened wider and swallowed even more deodorant.

Disorientated, I grabbed my toothbrush and some Colgate, hoping to scrub the taste from my tongue. As I raised the brush to my face, however, I accidentally flicked the bristles, causing minty toothpaste to fleck and spray into my eyeball.

It was not a good start to the day. Bogeys running through my moustache, deodorant in my mouth and toothpaste in my eye.

Then I saw THIS POST.

Things only get worse. I hate Friday the 13th.


Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

-- Homer Simpson
Marge on the Lam