The end begineth (837 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -0.22 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sexualchocolate (View user info) at 2008-06-12 09:19:51 EDT
OK, I know this isn't the place for this, -2 me all you want, I'm just too fucking excited to give a fuck.
I just picked up Metal Gear Solid 4 for my PS3.
Fucking A!
Anyone else been following the Solid Snake story over the past 13 years?
Should this be a geek off entry?
Meh, fuck you very much.
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-10-09 16:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-04 10:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This story is awesome!
Once a friend of mine was out on his farm, blasting stuff with his shotgun and he spotted a Heron flying overhead (we're not allowed to shoot Herons here in the UK), needless to say he blasted it out of the sky, big fucker, and it crashed down to the ground, but was only wounded.
My friend (who shall remain nameless) quickly ran to the house and grabbed half a pool cue (the nice fat, heavy end), with which he beat the sucker to death.
Quality.
He's gonna love this story.
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That's fucking crazy man cos I've got almost the EXACT same story.
'cept my mate shot and wounded a pheasant and when he saw the beast was only wounded, he raised his head to the sky, let out a blood-curdling scream and fucking sprinted through the long grass to his prey where he proceeded to literally saw the things head off with the serated edge of a fucking Combat Knife.
When he returned, panting and bloodied, the three of us with him just kind stood there in a muted silence and slowly shuffled away from him. I think that's the most anybody I know has ever scared me.
Fucking cool as shit on reflection though!
And +2 because I very recently payed and completed MGS3 for the first time (yeah, way late I know) and think that end of game fight in the flower field with The Boss is the best moment of any game I've ever played.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-08-22 12:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2008-08-22 12:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't played since MGS2, how is it?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-22 12:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2008-08-22 11:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Solid Snake is kicker of all ass.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-08-08 09:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Begineth?
Beginneth. Thanks for my -2 earlier.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-07 10:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just noticed you resurrecting some of my old stuff.
Thanks brother.
Have a plus2 for MGS
-P
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-05 06:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-08-04 10:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This story is awesome!
Once a friend of mine was out on his farm, blasting stuff with his shotgun and he spotted a Heron flying overhead (we're not allowed to shoot Herons here in the UK), needless to say he blasted it out of the sky, big fucker, and it crashed down to the ground, but was only wounded.
My friend (who shall remain nameless) quickly ran to the house and grabbed half a pool cue (the nice fat, heavy end), with which he beat the sucker to death.
Quality.
He's gonna love this story.
____
Cease to exist, please, and take your yobbo friend with you.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-16 09:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, finished it over the weekend. Was fuckng off the hook!
Story telling at it's absolute best, better than any film, amazing complicated, twisted story.
Thank you Kojima, the saga could not have had a better ending.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-06-16 03:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've never cared so little about something before in my life.
Thanks for showing me what 'rock bottom' is like.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-13 02:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-06-12 20:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah and this too
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-06-12 20:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes it should be a geek off entry, hell you are talking about the ongoing plotline of a VIDEO GAME!!!!
I give you geek points :)
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-12 11:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-12 11:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Normally I'd -2 a videogame entry, but I...
<hangs head>
...I dug out the old PS2 and played Asteriods for PS1 on it last night for 15 minutes or so. And Tempest. And Joust. And Sinistar.
<sobs>
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How dare you call MGS4 a mere VIDEOGAME! It's a bloody interactive movie! A timeless classic which has survived for years and has a huge dedicated fanbase.
F.F.S.
Glad to see you're turning to the geekside though.
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OK, see what I know about video ga... sorry, bloody interactive timeless classic movies. I'm not turning to the geekside. I'm having company this weekend and they have kids and the kids like classic arcade games because their dad can play. I was just making sure they could play Defender or Pac-Man or whatever they'd like with the surround-sound on. That is kinda geeky, though, I guess.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Normally I'd -2 a videogame entry, but I...
<hangs head>
...I dug out the old PS2 and played Asteriods for PS1 on it last night for 15 minutes or so. And Tempest. And Joust. And Sinistar.
<sobs>
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How dare you call MGS4 a mere VIDEOGAME! It's a bloody interactive movie! A timeless classic which has survived for years and has a huge dedicated fanbase.
F.F.S.
Glad to see you're turning to the geekside though.
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Holy jesus lord you are fucking sad.
Those Metal gear games suck ass.
The reason it is an "interactive movie" is because there's nine hours of (non-interactive) cut scenes in it and approx. 15 minutes of real game play. If i wanted to watch a spy movie, I'd rent Patriot Games. Harrison Ford is always going to trump "solid Snake" period. If you want a real "classic", go play chrono trigger, or mario 3.
I am also sad and pathetic for wasting time debating the "classic"-ness of things like this.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have absolutely nothing against video game excitement, but this is a -2 post.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Normally I'd -2 a videogame entry, but I...
<hangs head>
...I dug out the old PS2 and played Asteriods for PS1 on it last night for 15 minutes or so. And Tempest. And Joust. And Sinistar.
<sobs>
----------------------------
How dare you call MGS4 a mere VIDEOGAME! It's a bloody interactive movie! A timeless classic which has survived for years and has a huge dedicated fanbase.
F.F.S.
Glad to see you're turning to the geekside though.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Asteroids.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Normally I'd -2 a videogame entry, but I...
<hangs head>
...I dug out the old PS2 and played Asteriods for PS1 on it last night for 15 minutes or so. And Tempest. And Joust. And Sinistar.
<sobs>
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank fuck banjo! i was beginning to think this place was full of cultureless cock suckers! With their fucking books, plays, operas and shit.
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I'd say you're bang on the money there.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yous all MGS4 FTW! Will be investing in it on payday, don't spoil it for me or I will break your legs. "I love the smell of cordite"
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Thank fuck banjo! i was beginning to think this place was full of cultureless cock suckers! With their fucking books, plays, operas and shit.
Fuck that. Get your head down and stuck into a modern multimedia masterpiece!
MGS4 FTW indeed my friend.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, the vibrations and the sixaxis movement are all I desire. F.J. you caught me.
Did you know you get USB dildos? Did you know you can get sex toys for your PC so you can have sex with it? I saw this somewhere recently, was it here... hmm... pobably... can't remember. Sick stuff anyway. Geeks can now literally fuck their computers...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Banjo you just play it for the vibrations. Perv.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yous all MGS4 FTW! Will be investing in it on payday, don't spoil it for me or I will break your legs. "I love the smell of cordite"
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I see what you're doing, I know the populous of Uber is mainly the Geek variety. You're just playing it down, trying to be cool.
Losers.
Accept yourselves and your geek side.
Join the geekside motherfuckers!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Soapy tit wank.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No one wants to hear about your little shooter game purchase Mr. I'm-allergic-to-sunshine.
Besides, the fact that you're retarded doesn't make ME the bigot. It makes YOU the retard and ME the astute young gentleman who pointed it out.
Faggot.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So you won't be on uber for a while? Great!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So, uh, how is it you came to that conclusion? What if I was retarded? Perhaps I'd be offended and that would make you a biggot. Or perhaps I have serious tard-strength and I'll come rip you limb from limb while drooling on your face. That's right, tard infected drool!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah I got a solid snake for ya...
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-12 09:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WOW you're retarded.