Ubersite = Snoozefest (1983 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.66 on 135 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The One and Only MUD (View user info) at 2008-06-11 10:26:48 EDT
This place used to be fun now it's just fucking boring.
Admittedly I can't participate as much as I used to so you could say that I'm not doing my part but I'm not here to talk about me, assholes.
I'm making a plea for the following things, you may not agree with some of them but they are what made this place fun.
- ETS, come back brother
- Jgreening - come back slobbo
- Electro - never got you but please come back
- Vulva/Urbane - I know you guys are together making fat sweaty love when you can muster the effort....come back.
- Krissi - Tim may not love you but someone will
- SPT - not the stupid crap we get now but things like Adam's news page photoshops need to come back
- Tigerlilly - whatever bitch, come back because at least you provided something to talk about
- Ubermadness - not that I care about the contest but at least it created buzz.
- Snark, CMB, GLALL, Teephphah, Cyst Master - come back
- Bart - stop dropping low rated posts off the front page they give people an avenue for negativity that otherwise gets spread out across the whole of the front page.
- Rob_berg - nah...fuck that
- Saxon - oh hell yeah
- Sico - .....jury is out but I'm sure you're still here anyway
- WTH, Swamp Donkey, Jimthefiend and any other Shlongy haters that hated with any sort of wit...come back
That's about it.
Fuck you.
User Reviews
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-08-21 02:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-08-20 23:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-06-25 00:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-24 08:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just thinking about this. When I was in high school there was this kid that was very popular, sporty kind of all around good fella. He dated a girl from another school for something like 5 years or something retarded like that, as if they were born to be together. Anyway the day before his graduation and 2 day before hers they were killed in a traffic accident.
I remember the whole community being shocked and saddened by this. I remember the graduation was postponed...imagine that...I remember the grads taping "4 Ty" on their caps with masking tape and a picture of those hats being in the news paper. I remember there bing a big 'affair' where money was collected for the kids parents and his sister (whom I banged in my post graduation 4 day whorefest) and I remember all of this hoopla vividly.
I also remember the day the made fun of me because I didn't have enough money for lunch and my shoes had holes in them. I remember him and his friends laughing it up at my expense and how little I felt.
I remembered high fiving my shadow as I doggie styled his sister.
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this might be my favorite review ever.
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seconded
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hahahahahaha
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-08-20 23:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-06-25 00:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-24 08:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just thinking about this. When I was in high school there was this kid that was very popular, sporty kind of all around good fella. He dated a girl from another school for something like 5 years or something retarded like that, as if they were born to be together. Anyway the day before his graduation and 2 day before hers they were killed in a traffic accident.
I remember the whole community being shocked and saddened by this. I remember the graduation was postponed...imagine that...I remember the grads taping "4 Ty" on their caps with masking tape and a picture of those hats being in the news paper. I remember there bing a big 'affair' where money was collected for the kids parents and his sister (whom I banged in my post graduation 4 day whorefest) and I remember all of this hoopla vividly.
I also remember the day the made fun of me because I didn't have enough money for lunch and my shoes had holes in them. I remember him and his friends laughing it up at my expense and how little I felt.
I remembered high fiving my shadow as I doggie styled his sister.
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this might be my favorite review ever.
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seconded
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2008-08-20 23:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Krissi - Tim may not love you but someone will "
Thanks. I knew there was a reason I was getting married in February.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-06-25 00:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-24 08:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just thinking about this. When I was in high school there was this kid that was very popular, sporty kind of all around good fella. He dated a girl from another school for something like 5 years or something retarded like that, as if they were born to be together. Anyway the day before his graduation and 2 day before hers they were killed in a traffic accident.
I remember the whole community being shocked and saddened by this. I remember the graduation was postponed...imagine that...I remember the grads taping "4 Ty" on their caps with masking tape and a picture of those hats being in the news paper. I remember there bing a big 'affair' where money was collected for the kids parents and his sister (whom I banged in my post graduation 4 day whorefest) and I remember all of this hoopla vividly.
I also remember the day the made fun of me because I didn't have enough money for lunch and my shoes had holes in them. I remember him and his friends laughing it up at my expense and how little I felt.
I remembered high fiving my shadow as I doggie styled his sister.
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this might be my favorite review ever.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stay off my posts.
i don't like you and you smell like bologna.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2008-06-17 07:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree...there hasn't been anything really that interesting going on. Or many good posts for that matter.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-16 14:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the one and only, sista!
i don't have yer email anymore.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2008-06-16 14:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo, is this BAMF like I-Have-Your-Book BAMF? Shoot a sister an email and tell me if you want it back.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-06-16 13:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the hell would be obsessed with such a boring and uninteresting douche. He did think that a lot though. Chances are that you are him. Hi rob!
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-16 12:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-06-16 01:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the only person on that list nobody wishes to come back, is the only one that answered your call.
poor rob berg.
i'm sure he queries uber every morning to see if he's still mentionned.
funny that despite his thousands of long ass replies, things like the cob77 still receive more attention.
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Queries ubersite?? What kinda spastic English is that.
are you obsessed with this Berg?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-06-16 01:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
: )
Al still loves me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-06-16 01:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the only person on that list nobody wishes to come back, is the only one that answered your call.
poor rob berg.
i'm sure he queries uber every morning to see if he's still mentionned.
funny that despite his thousands of long ass replies, things like the cob77 still receive more attention.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-06-14 07:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What, nobody misses ME? Man, I either need to start -2ing everything on the front page or posting dirty pictures, because I get NO LOVE!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-06-14 03:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Honorable Mention:
Mystiamoon
Lojope
Caulaincourt
That girl with the square boobs (Allie?)
Loren1
Maltese
Bart
That hand turkey guy, he was awesome
Carol Richards
Squattail
Submitted by Mud (user info) at 2008-06-13 15:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-12 15:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-12 19:06:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm friends with thunderlips so i'd watch what you say, i recent;y challenged his authority and his retaliation was to give my pet pegasus an atomic leg drop, killing him.
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BEST
REVIEW
EVER
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-13 13:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't remember you two below.
Circe needs to post soon.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-06-13 12:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
all those people should come back.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-06-13 10:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not one of you fuckers mentioned me!
Uber is boring because I'm not here anymore.
-P
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-12 15:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-12 19:06:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm friends with thunderlips so i'd watch what you say, i recent;y challenged his authority and his retaliation was to give my pet pegasus an atomic leg drop, killing him.
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BEST
REVIEW
EVER
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-12 14:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you smell bacon, Garth?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-12 14:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bosh hangs out with that faggot scruggs too much.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-12 14:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm friends with thunderlips so i'd watch what you say, i recent;y challenged his authority and his retaliation was to give my pet pegasus an atomic leg drop, killing him.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-12 14:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bosh is nobody's friend. If Bosh were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-12 14:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love how this happenes EVBERY FUCKING YEAR at the start of summer. While Uber has slowed down over the past few years it always dies in the summer and picks back up in august and september.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-12 13:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
party on
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-12 13:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-12 13:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a sphincter says what?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-12 10:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry bumpkin, first come first serve round here....kinda like yer mum
Submitted by Mud (user info) at 2008-06-12 02:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
also this post blew
Submitted by Mud (user info) at 2008-06-12 02:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
change your name to whistle, and only then will there be peace.
Submitted by Mud (user info) at 2008-06-12 02:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU SIR ARE A CHARLATAN AND A CHARADE. MY IDENTITY IS COMPROMISED BY YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. I DEMAND YOU CEASE AND DESIST.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-12 02:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:00:50 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess what I'm saying is; although there is an initiation of sorts, it completely dives away most new people. Without said new people, Ubersite is just one giant inside joke.
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But could you actually produce users who were driven away that might have actually been entertaining?
I'm just curious.
I liked this guy - http://www.ubersite.com/u/badglobe
He had good ratings though.
Badglobe, Ballare (where all the short stories at? And no not retarded posts about bear rape) and forthewin were the only users who's posts I clicked on with the assumption that the actual post (not the reviews) would entertain me. Fey was pretty solid sometimes, and not being an avid browser of the interweb, I enjoyed sicosemen's obscure picture posts. Oh, and sir_cowman/quinntheeskimo's hell series was pretty enjoyable.
After that I could probably count the number of posts that I've really enjoyed since I've joined with my fingers, which is actually kind of convenient.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-12 02:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That picture almost looks like a cartoon version of me...
Animation does wonders for my ugly.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-11 20:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What I want is for users to stop shortening retaliation/retaliatory to "retal"
It is hella gay.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-11 20:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-11 18:09:36 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jaypig is definitely reading this if he hasn't died yet.
Forensicgirl reads Penny Arcade. Die in a fire.
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Posting one hotlinked picture from a website automatically means I read it on a regular basis.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-06-11 20:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get over it, BAMF
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-11 20:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Once something's been done, it's been done. Good posters either get burned out on being creative for the approval of the anonymous or they just get burned out. But you know what you want to see on Uber, what enterrtains and distracts you.
If the path is dark, the fool calls for a lantern while the wise man lights a match.
What I'm saying here is, "post something".
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-11 19:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jaypig is definitely reading this if he hasn't died yet.
Forensicgirl reads Penny Arcade. Die in a fire.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-11 18:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what a load of turd
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-06-11 18:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what jeanneeeeeee said.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-06-11 16:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
did you create an alter just to tell people the same things twice? Granted, some of us need it.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-06-11 16:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i sure hope I'm not diving away anybody new!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-06-11 16:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kick rocks
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-06-11 16:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My observation:
People come to Ubersite.
Lurk.
Post.
-2STFUNOOBFRUCKOFFDIESUCKCOCINHELLFAGFAGFAGYOUSUCKASS.
People leave.
When I started lurking, Most Heated scores were at 70+. Now there is a 24 there.
Also, if you aren't part of the "cool crowd", nobody pays attention to you anyway.
I guess what I'm saying is; although there is an initiation of sorts, it completely dives away most new people. Without said new people, Ubersite is just one giant inside joke.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-11 15:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040319h.jpg
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-11 15:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes I miss shitfuck, too.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-06-11 14:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lack of anything better to do last night drove me to look up the old WTH/jGreening hate posts.
Now THERE was some good old fashioned hate.
This place has sunk from the cesspit of depravity we all loved and loathed to the most boring place on earth.
BTW-
You missed Merlina, Pentemeter, PFF, Shitfuck, and zakalwe and his porn.
Hell I'd welcome back that mad fuckin' troll Cap'n Foamy, whomever the hell he was, just to breathe some life back into the site.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-11 14:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You think oathmeal has "schtick"???
I just think he's a fucking loser, devoid of personality, friends, and brains.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 14:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh rob....you do rock so
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-06-11 14:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry sir you must submit your re-entry waivers through the proper channels before being noticed again
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Your mom?
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-11 14:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75308.
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-06-11 14:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Saxon is one of the first things I read on here eons ago.
That's sad.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 14:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey what are assrapers for!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-11 14:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks, buddy!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-11 14:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks nugs!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-11 14:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Now look what you've done, you've attracted that tool rob_breg back here with yet another long, verbose and utterly boring comment. Good work you asshat.
This site needs squattail/PFF back.
And Adam needs to start posting again.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry sir you must submit your re-entry waivers through the proper channels before being noticed again
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fine, I won't.
"Boring" and "Bored" redirect here. For other uses, see Boring (disambiguation) and Bored (disambiguation).
Boredom is an emotional state experienced during periods of lack of activities or when individuals are uninterested in the activities surrounding them.
Contents
1 Etymology
2 Psychology
3 Philosophy
4 Causes and effects
5 Popular culture and the arts
6 See also
7 References
Etymology
The first record of the word boredom is in the novel Bleak House, by Charles Dickens, written in 1852,[1] although the expression to be a bore had been used in the sense of "to be tiresome or dull" since 1768.[2]
Psychology
Boredom has been defined by Fisher in terms of its central psychological processes: "an unpleasant, transient affective state in which the individual feels a pervasive lack of interest in and difficulty concentrating on the current activity."[3] M. R. Leary and others define boredom similarly, and somewhat more succinctly, as "an affective experience associated with cognitive attentional processes."[4] These definitions make it clear that boredom arises not from a lack of things to do but from the inability to latch onto any specific activity. Nothing engages us, despite an often profound desire for engagement.
There appear to be three general types of boredom, all of which involve problems of engagement of attention. These include times when we are prevented from engaging in something, when we are forced to engage in some unwanted activity, or when we are simply unable, for no apparent reason, to maintain engagement in any activity or spectacle.[5]
An important psychological construct is that of boredom proneness; a tendency to experience boredom of all types. This is typically assessed by the Boredom Proneness Scale.[6] Consistent with the definition provided above, recent research has found that boredom proneness is clearly and consistently associated with failures of attention.[7] Boredom and boredom proneness are both theoretically and empirically linked to depression and depressive symptoms.[8][9][10] Nonetheless, boredom proneness has been found to be as strongly correlated with attentional lapses as with depression.[11]
Although boredom is often viewed as a trivial and mild irritant, boredom, and especially boredom proneness has been linked to an amazingly diverse range of psychological, physical, educational, and social problems.
Philosophy
Boredom is a condition characterized by perception of one's environment as dull, tedious, and lacking in stimulation. This can result from leisure and a lack of aesthetic interests. Labor, however, and even art may be alienated and passive, or immersed in tedium (see Marx's theory of alienation). There is an inherent anxiety in boredom; people will expend considerable effort to prevent or remedy it, yet in many circumstances, it is accepted as suffering to be endured. Common passive ways to escape boredom are to sleep or to think creative thoughts (daydream). Typical active solutions consist in an intentional activity of some sort, often something new, as familiarity and repetition lead to the tedious.
Boredom also plays a role in existentialist thought. In contexts where one is confined, spatially or otherwise, boredom may be met with various religious activities, not because religion would want to associate itself with tedium, but rather, partly because boredom may be taken as the essential human condition, to which God, wisdom, or morality are the ultimate answers. Boredom is in fact taken in this sense by virtually all existentialist philosophers as well as by Schopenhauer. Heidegger wrote about boredom in two texts available in English, in the 1929/30 semester lecture course The Fundamental Concepts of Metaphysics, and again in the essay What is Metaphysics? published in the same year. In the lecture, Heidegger included about 100 pages on boredom, probably the most extensive philosophical treatment ever of the subject. He focused on waiting at train stations in particular as a major context of boredom.[12] In Kierkegaard's remark in Either/Or, that "patience cannot be depicted" visually, there is a sense that any immediate moment of life may be fundamentally tedious.
Causes and effects
Although it has not been widely studied, research on boredom suggests that boredom is a major factor impacting diverse areas of a person's life. People ranked low on a boredom-proneness scale were found to have better performance in a wide variety of aspects of their lives, including career, education, and autonomy.[15]
Boredom can be a symptom of clinical depression. Boredom can be a form of learned helplessness, a phenomenon closely related to depression. Some philosophies of parenting propose that if children are raised in an environment devoid of stimuli, and are not allowed or encouraged to interact with their environment, they will fail to develop the mental capacities to do so.
The Unsmiling Tsarevna (Nesmeyana), by Viktor Vasnetsov
The Unsmiling Tsarevna (Nesmeyana), by Viktor Vasnetsov
Boredom has been proposed as a cause of pathological gambling behavior. A study found results consistent with the hypothesis that pathological gamblers seek stimulation to avoid states of boredom and depression.[18]
Popular culture and the arts
In Chapter 18 of the novel The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) it is written; "The only horrible thing in the world is ennui, Dorian. That is the one sin for which there is no forgiveness".
Iggy Pop, the Deftones, Buzzcocks, and Blink-182 have all written songs with boredom mentioned in the title. Other songs about boredom and activities people turn to when bored include Green Day's song "Longview", System of a Down's "Lonely Day", and Bloodhound Gang's "Mope".
Douglas Adams depicted a robot named Marvin the Paranoid Android whose boredom appeared to be the defining trait of his existence in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
See also
* Apathy
* Dysthymia
* Motivation
You and iddqd should fuck your mom... in the ass.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Muddy you're starting to piss me off.
Keep pushing me, asshole, and I'll book the next flight to wherever the fuck you are and crumple you in some run-down parking lot.
Don't think I'll do it? Hmm? Ask Shlongy.
Or rather, ask Shlongy's WIFE, who had to tend to his wounds after he limped home.
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your shtick is tired
go date Jack Johnson
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A man sucking on another mans dick and asking him to come back is gay and wrong!
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that's not what your dad thinks
your GAY DAD
that sucks dick
GAY
PENIS
Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A man sucking on another mans dick and asking him to come back is gay and wrong!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 18:08:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yessssssss, yes I think thats just what I may do.
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no no...you're not allowed....gtfo
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Shant
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Muddy you're starting to piss me off.
Keep pushing me, asshole, and I'll book the next flight to wherever the fuck you are and crumple you in some run-down parking lot.
Don't think I'll do it? Hmm? Ask Shlongy.
Or rather, ask Shlongy's WIFE, who had to tend to his wounds after he limped home.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
irrelevant below
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey I know!
Making fun of me is always good times.
Anyone want to send pics of my cocksock post to my employer? How about instigate a fight between me and a fat, psychotic ubersite user?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Drake why don't you make like your mom and... um... be a slut. Like your mom.
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FTW
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Drake why don't you make like your mom and... um... be a slut. Like your mom.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
- Bart - stop dropping low rated posts off the front page they give people an avenue for negativity that otherwise gets spread out across the whole of the front page.
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It's actually not that hard to click on the "GO" button right next to where it says, "Newest." Then all the low rated posts show up again. That's how I find mine, anyway.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, i -2ed you too. why didn't you -2 my posts?
inconsiderate asshole.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yessssssss, yes I think thats just what I may do.
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no no...you're not allowed....gtfo
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tee-hee, he called you an asshat.
God damn it I'm so bored. This site used to be fun. Someone post something scandalous or else I'll be forced to, and I'd really rather not.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The_Drake's response was better. Even though he's an acne-riddled whore who loves bestiality.
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If you were a baby seal, I would club you, you slore!
Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yessssssss, yes I think thats just what I may do.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dunno chumpy, keep coming here and commenting about it?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh noes whatever shall I do *shrugfest*
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not a retal.....you made a post of readily available pictures devoid of wit and comedy. I rated as I saw fit
the others that are coming....they are retaliatory.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice retal -2 asshat
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i feel left out
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MILF below.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, I am not as honest on here as I used to be. I'm afraid to speak my mind these days, and I'm not sure what that's all about.
Just the other day I read this retarded self-congratulatory braggart post on here, written by a very well liked user, and I just ignored it. A few years ago I would have dropped a huge review about how retarded and self congratulatory the braggart was being.
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It is no fun unless you name names. :)
I hardly ever speak my mind on Uber, especially reviewing other female posts (with camwhores in particular). You just get accused of being 'jealous' even if the post is diabolical.
The fiction on here is good.
I enjoy orph and FJ.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*shrug*
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah I never really like you anyway
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING FINALLY.
PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO REALIZE APOLLO'S TOTAL LACK OF WORTH OR IMPORTANCE.
I mean, it's so blatant that the only person more painful to read is that fuck-up Shlongy.
God bless you Corny.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber has been boring for a long time now. I still come because I have nothing else to do at work, but I doubt I'd ever visit if it weren't for work.
I remember a time when I'd rush home and get online to see what was going on on this damn website! I'd stay up late camping on posts with apollo, shandy and ITM, etc... :( Now Apollo is a jerk, Shandy is never on and ITM is dead.
Plus I used to have a lot of fun with lisa and aj, but they've grown up, and have no time for ubersite.
Also, I am not as honest on here as I used to be. I'm afraid to speak my mind these days, and I'm not sure what that's all about.
Just the other day I read this retarded self-congratulatory braggart post on here, written by a very well liked user, and I just ignored it. A few years ago I would have dropped a huge review about how retarded and self congratulatory the braggart was being.
I've lost my e-confidence!
Plus I hesitate to post anything that MATTERS to me. My last post was about as personal as I'll get anymore... Also, like I keep saying, I have no ability to write fiction these days. I don't know if it's these meds, my mood or life in general that's holding me back.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 as I feel partially responsible.
lol :)
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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butthurt?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The_Drake's response was better. Even though he's an acne-riddled whore who loves bestiality.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait a sec. Oathmeal gave you a +2?
Then this post must be complete horseshit.
I STAND CORRECTED.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well then....touché.
That's french for "oh...well...touché"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually, many of those people that you "miss" are here all the time...they just wait until you're NOT here to show up.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yeah.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh look, a you're-gay-no-you're-gay-fight. Yawn.
I'm starting a new fight. Mudwhistle, you are a nigger and a terrorist. Go.
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Well then you're the offspring of a nigger-terrorist
that's right cuz I did your mom
in the butt too
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I meant to say Northwest, we talked about this before....I went to HS in Greenville
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh look, a you're-gay-no-you're-gay-fight. Yawn.
I'm starting a new fight. Mudwhistle, you are a nigger and a terrorist. Go.
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die of cancer or something equally painful.
your vagina is nasty
Your belly sticks out too far.
People probably think you're gay, unless you are, in which case, you're probably faking.
I bet in the morning...your breath smells awful.
ha HA.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dammit Drake us Noreast Pennsyltuckians are supposed to stick together
-2s are like daggers in my heart
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I had no idea you were noreast...
I'm norWEST, fignuts!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh look, a you're-gay-no-you're-gay-fight. Yawn.
I'm starting a new fight. Mudwhistle, you are a nigger and a terrorist. Go.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dammit Drake us Noreast Pennsyltuckians are supposed to stick together
-2s are like daggers in my heart
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jim Neidhart below below
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get in there, Anvil.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fagfight below.
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is that what you say when you and sico are 'crossing swords' in the bathroom?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fagfight below.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop bitching and post something good then.
Uber helps those who help themselves.
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you shut your girly mouth
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NO!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop bitching and post something good then.
Uber helps those who help themselves.
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you shut your girly mouth
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Traffic Rank for Ubersite.com:
Alexa traffic rank based on a combined measure of page views and users (reach)
Yesterday 1 wk. Avg. 3 mos. Avg. 3 mos. Change
55,10662 4077,48854 36,96712 down 39477,248
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop bitching and post something good then.
Uber helps those who help themselves.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't provide shit.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gosh I'm gay.
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duh!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-3 DIE
I like that
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gosh I'm glad someone finally posted what I've been thinking for the past 3 years.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CYST MASTER IF YOU'RE READING THIS I WANT YOUR FIST-BABIES
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well that's on you bob...you can make whatever you want
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i never make lists
: (
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thats what thought too
I almost included him but thought it better to purposely not
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aj's just mad that he wasn't included.
Or was he? I didn't read the post. +2 since Scourge is.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's been over a year since HateMadness. Who wants to run that again?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Pretty weak wrist.
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just remember gay is not a choice
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
maybe it's the Fratellis...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Pretty weak list.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shadows
grow so long before my eyes
And they're moving across the page
Suddenly the day turns into night
Far away from the city but don't hesitate
'Cause your love just won't wait hey
Ooh baby I love your way every day
Wanna tell you I love your way every day
Wanna be with you night and day
Moon appears to shine and light the sky
With the help of some fireflies
I wonder how they have the power shine shine shine
I can see them under the pines
But don't hesitate 'cause your love won't wait hey
Ooh baby I love your way every day
Wanna tell you I love your way every day
Wanna be with you night and day uh yeah
But don't hesitate 'cause your love won't wait
I can see the sunset in your eyes
Brown and grey and blue besides
Clouds are stalking islands in the sun
Wish I could dry one out of season
But don't hesitate 'cause your love just won't wait hey
Ooh baby I love your way every day
Wanna tell you I love your way uuhh
Wanna be with you night and day
Ooh baby I love your way every day
Wanna tell you I love your way uuhh
Wanna be with you night and day
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-11 11:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but i suppose i agree with almost all of it
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well, none of this has ever been said before.
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Scourge changed his mind about the negative rating once he saw that everyone else was +2ing.
HA HA
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yes, i'm such a follower.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Something has to happen to spice things up...like the introduction of -/+3's.
Or something.
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OHNOES
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but i suppose i agree with almost all of it
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well, none of this has ever been said before.
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Scourge changed his mind about the negative rating once he saw that everyone else was +2ing.
HA HA
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Something has to happen to spice things up...like the introduction of -/+3's.
Or something.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree about not kicking low-rated posts off the front page. The flaming these posts receive is often the most entertaining thing of the day.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tom - one possible solution is to kill your cat, keep an eye open for The Outsider though.
Ejirutysieuoisnwe - or whatever your name is....this is my contribution...are you not entertained.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's only as good as you make it, sir. If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the problem.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty sure I have funny, relevant things to write about, but I don't want to inflict myself on ubersite, or inflict ubersite on myself.
What can you do?
Here's a fun one. For some reason, my fucking cat jumped up on my kitchen table and threw up on my jury duty summons. Not a dainty, "oops I threw up just wipe it off" sort of puke, but "I just had thanksgiving dinner of a bunch of fucking cat food; there is no way you could possibly fix this" sort of puke.
This is why people need to email me things so I can print it out right before I leave. Honestly.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree this place is hella lame, and I doubt I'm every going to be posting like I used to if I post at all
We can blame Canada for this problem...
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Troof.
I know I don't help, but I'm talentless, what's your excuse?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes but now I'M saying it so it should certainly hold more water, dolt
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but i suppose i agree with almost all of it
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well, none of this has ever been said before.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
there is like 15 post since monday.
WTF
post something you lazy luking bastards.
I know you are out there.
everybody is busy but come on.
entertain me!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-11 10:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amen, sister