McCallum Madness! (560 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.3 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by PepsiCoke (View user info) at 2008-06-10 20:53:09 EDT
Rules:
1. The title of your story and post must include the phrase "The Outsider" in it.
2. Subject line of your post should end in "(MM)" to indicate that it is a McCallum Madness post.
3. Jack "The Outsider" McCallum must be the main character of your story. How much you choose to fictionalize the character is up to you.
4. The writing style should imitate that of Jack "The Outsider" McCallum.
5. Posts should not exceed 1200 words.
Submissions are due on June 14th at 8:00PM EST. The highest rated post will be declared the winner. I will be awarding another post Honorable Mention, and Jack "The Outsider" McCallum can also honorably mention somebody if he so chooses.
Special prizes for the winners.
User Reviews
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-06-12 06:48:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-11 14:18:29 EDT (#)
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Sinatra is horrible.
Just about all of the Replacements albums are very good, but Let It Be is incredible.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-06-11 03:30:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-11 03:29:40 EDT (#)
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meatmen
tooling for anus could be an uber anthem
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-11 02:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-11 00:10:58 EDT (#)
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*see
Not "catch."
Never mind.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-10 23:56:22 EDT (#)
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*pleased
What's weird is that I usually catch my typos as I'm hitting the "rank" button. Not so much "weird," I guess, as completely uninteresting.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-10 23:55:04 EDT (#)
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I have "Please to Meet Me" on vinyl. I think I liked it. I don't remember disliking it. Long time ago. The ex stole my turntable so that and most of my Sinatra collection has gone unlistened-to for a long time. Fuckin' ex-wives.
Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2008-06-10 22:39:47 EDT (#)
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Hootenanny is my favorite
wait, what's this post about?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-10 22:35:37 EDT (#)
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Was anyone - ever - talking to you, oathmeal, you flaming fagarini?
No...as usual. So shut the fuck up and go sit on your couch in your shitbox of an apartment...alone, ALSO as usual.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-10 22:28:34 EDT (#)
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Tim is perfect, but Let It Be is my favorite.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-10 22:27:03 EDT (#)
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Shlongy alert? What does that mean?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-10 22:21:38 EDT (#)
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Shlongy alert!
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-10 18:18:39 EDT (#)
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Does anybody remember when Shlongy was secretive about his identity and everyone was trying to guess which celebrity he was? And then he turned out to just be some old douche who was in an unsigned garage punk band like 100 years ago?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-10 22:19:27 EDT (#)
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Slamming me AND kissing Shlongy's ass in the same post? That's multitasking.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-10 22:01:58 EDT (#)
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Yea right Shlongy like you know anything at all about music.
Shut the fuck up already.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-06-10 21:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-10 21:35:33 EDT (#)
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Last 'PlaceMats' record I got was about two, three years ago- a double CD collection...what the fuck is it called...All For Nothing...Nothing For All.
I had "Let it Be" on vinyl many moons ago.
Saw them live a couple of times in bars in the 80's...And saw Westerberg solo in a bar in Buffalo, NY about 10 years ago.
"Tim" is a Top 20 all time record.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-10 21:22:07 EDT (#)
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Paul Westerb<b>e</b>rg is indeed a genius. Did you get any of the re-releases that just came out? I got <i>Let It Be</i> and it's fucking great. The bonus tracks are awesome. I was trying to get some opinions on the other stuff that got the deluxe edition treatment before I decide whether or not to buy them.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-10 21:13:43 EDT (#)
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Very much so...Who doesn't?
I mean, who doesn't that's cool? Like Shlongy.
Paul Westerburg's a genius.
Why do you ask?
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-10 20:58:43 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, do you like The Replacements?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-10 20:56:02 EDT (#)
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Here's my submission:
"You both fucking suck ass. The end"
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-10 20:54:26 EDT (#)
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