Hippie Stuff (880 hits)
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (View user info) at 2008-06-08 21:10:55 EDT
Vote "Yes", "No", or "Maybe" on these hippie things.
1. Weed
I vote Yes. Man, it's great.
2. Other Psychedelic Drugs
I vote "No". I think just about everyone should give other drugs a chance, but I haven't found anything besides weed that demands habitual use. Acid, shrooms, ecstasy, et cetera are all great to try a few times but are probably dangerous if you overuse them and/or don't dose carefully enough.
3. Jam Bands
I vote "Maybe". Allman Brothers and all of their offshoot bands usually keep me interested. I never really got into the Grateful Dead. I've enjoyed them while I've been high but they bore the shit out of me when I'm not. There's a lot of great stoner/hippie music out there but there's also a lot of trash. Most of the good stoner rock
4. Environmentalism
I vote "Yes", but there are certainly a lot of hippies that are into it for the wrong reasons. I consider myself an environmentalist but not a hippie environmentalist.
5. Non-Violence
I vote "Yes", conditionally.
6. Drum Circles
I vote "Yes". If you've never been in one or if you've been in a lame one then I'm sure you'll call me a faggot, but drum circles are actually pretty bitchin' if it's with friends and you drum along to cool songs. I get bored of it after a half an hour but it's pretty cool.
7. Tie Dye Shirts
I vote "No". Very stupid.
8. Anti-Corporate
I vote "Yes". Not necessarily for hippie reasons, though.
9. Anti-Government
I vote "No".
10. Free Love
I totally vote "Yes". Definitely in favor of safe, casual fucking.
11. Females Not Shaving
I vote "No". Shaving is cleaner. I'll do whatever the hell you want me to do with my own body hair as long as you keep yours in check.
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Submitted by joedles (user info) at 2008-06-12 23:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. Weed
Yes. Medicinal or otherwise.
2. Other Psychedelic Drugs
No. Too many side-effects, not cost effective and can induce "bad trips". Not to mention LSD is with you forever.
3. Jam Bands
Um no. It sucks and usually members are under the influence only to realize once sober, that the music sucks.
4. Environmentalism
Yes, only because we only have this planet... so far.
5. Non-Violence
Maybe. Self defense yes, mindless war, barbarism and tyranny no.
6. Drum Circles
I vote yes. Only because it helps focus the "chi" and passes time in a fun way.
7. Tie Dye Shirts
No. Fad that was way over before it began.
8. Anti-Corporate
Yes. Sustain local, so the police don't arrest you so much to build fines to finance county construction projects.
9. Anti-Government
No. The best form of government is that which teaches people to govern themselves. Though, cynically enough too many people are stupid.
10. Free Love
YES! Swingers rock.
11. Females Not Shaving
NO. Are you serious? You mean, there are women who DON'T shave?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-06-10 15:25:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-06-10 15:25:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-06-10 15:17:32 EDT (#)
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6. Drum Circles*
*See mushrooms.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-10 13:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lungfish, you're one in a million. Hahahahahaha. Good stuff.
I'm all about the free love. Sure I get jealous when my boyfriend hooks up with other girls, but he can't say shit to me when I go out with other guys. Jealousy isn't too big a deal to cope with. We're both safe and honest.
I just hope neither one of us ever ends up in a dry spell, otherwise some psycho shit might go down. You know how we women are about... well... everything.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-10 13:05:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-09 11:24:01 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the Volcano. I get temporary custody of one from time to time and let me tell you, it's hard to give it back.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-09 10:10:23 PDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-09 12:28:25 EDT (#)
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That volcano thing is too intense, Vapir One 5.0 ftw
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We have a 'cano in right now, for six hundred bucks. It's a BEAST, holy crap.
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The one I have is like a less intense, less expensive version of the volcano, it's only good if you use it with bags, though.
(don't listen to the instructions if you ever use one, fill the bags up on high, 6-8 with a full disk)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-10 13:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Lungfish, otherwise this would have been - all the way, baby.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-06-10 13:02:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-09 18:06:39 EDT (#)
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Oh sure. Free love and open relationships sound great. Just try it, though. You're bound to find a clinger who will eventually get jealous and will freak the fuck out when you stupidly let it be known that you would like to fuck somebody else. And then you're going to marry her because the other one you were fucking dumped you because they said you drank too much, but really she just wanted to fuck other people, too, and you got jealous, which is just silly. And then you will marry the clinger, because the clinger didn't want to fuck anybody else. At least that's what she tells you. And you make yourself believe it because you have a big ego. And so you marry her. And then you have a kid with her. And then you're trapped, motherfucker, because you are an honorable person and you find that you quite like, actually, being a dad, and then you will eventually fall in love with the clinger, and you'll eventually discover a happy satisfaction. At least that is what you tell yourself, but really you don't care. You're just happy, really, to be allowed to drink some beers and watch the ballgame. And you will fall more in love with the clinger because she lets you drink beers and watch the ballgame, even though she'll have a horrible habit of coming to you when there are two men on and one out to talk about shit you don't care one whit about. So you act like you're paying attention, but she knows your not, because she's a woman and they just know this shit. But she doesn't really care as long as you give her a couple hundred dollars a week to buy whatever stupid shit she needs to buy and give her some good loving once in a while. Or some lame loving. Depends on how drunk you are. But loving, anyway. They like that.
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Why I will never marry again. Woo Woo to being free!!!!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-10 12:34:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-09 18:06:39 EDT (#)
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Oh sure. Free love and open relationships sound great. Just try it, though. You're bound to find a clinger who will eventually get jealous and will freak the fuck out when you stupidly let it be known that you would like to fuck somebody else. And then you're going to marry her because the other one you were fucking dumped you because they said you drank too much, but really she just wanted to fuck other people, too, and you got jealous, which is just silly. And then you will marry the clinger, because the clinger didn't want to fuck anybody else. At least that's what she tells you. And you make yourself believe it because you have a big ego. And so you marry her. And then you have a kid with her. And then you're trapped, motherfucker, because you are an honorable person and you find that you quite like, actually, being a dad, and then you will eventually fall in love with the clinger, and you'll eventually discover a happy satisfaction. At least that is what you tell yourself, but really you don't care. You're just happy, really, to be allowed to drink some beers and watch the ballgame. And you will fall more in love with the clinger because she lets you drink beers and watch the ballgame, even though she'll have a horrible habit of coming to you when there are two men on and one out to talk about shit you don't care one whit about. So you act like you're paying attention, but she knows your not, because she's a woman and they just know this shit. But she doesn't really care as long as you give her a couple hundred dollars a week to buy whatever stupid shit she needs to buy and give her some good loving once in a while. Or some lame loving. Depends on how drunk you are. But loving, anyway. They like that.
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This man just summed up 97.3% of the daily lives of married men between the age of 30 and 55 in the USA. I am flabbergasted.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-10 03:35:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-09 18:06:39 EDT (#)
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Oh sure. Free love and open relationships sound great. Just try it, though. You're bound to find a clinger who will eventually get jealous and will freak the fuck out when you stupidly let it be known that you would like to fuck somebody else. And then you're going to marry her because the other one you were fucking dumped you because they said you drank too much, but really she just wanted to fuck other people, too, and you got jealous, which is just silly. And then you will marry the clinger, because the clinger didn't want to fuck anybody else. At least that's what she tells you. And you make yourself believe it because you have a big ego. And so you marry her. And then you have a kid with her. And then you're trapped, motherfucker, because you are an honorable person and you find that you quite like, actually, being a dad, and then you will eventually fall in love with the clinger, and you'll eventually discover a happy satisfaction. At least that is what you tell yourself, but really you don't care. You're just happy, really, to be allowed to drink some beers and watch the ballgame. And you will fall more in love with the clinger because she lets you drink beers and watch the ballgame, even though she'll have a horrible habit of coming to you when there are two men on and one out to talk about shit you don't care one whit about. So you act like you're paying attention, but she knows your not, because she's a woman and they just know this shit. But she doesn't really care as long as you give her a couple hundred dollars a week to buy whatever stupid shit she needs to buy and give her some good loving once in a while. Or some lame loving. Depends on how drunk you are. But loving, anyway. They like that.
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the truth hurts. *sniff*
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-06-09 18:08:43 EDT (#)
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1. Weed
YES
2. Other Psychedelic Drugs
Worth trying, be careful not to fall into the abyss that leads to you still living with mommy at any age older that 20
3. Jam Bands
Grateful Dead suck.
4. Environmentalism
Yes, I work in a capacity to affect environmental change in both design and policy. I hate people who call themselves envionmentalists and all they do is pick up an occasional piece of trash.
5. Non-Violence
I'm all for violence. There are 6 billion people on this rock and by my estimate half of those people deserve a nailgun to the frontal lobe
6. Drum Circles
ATTN GHEY MENZ
7. Tie Dye Shirts
See above
8. Anti-Corporate
Yes and no, this is a long answer
9. Anti-Government
See above
10. Free Love
Si!
11. Females Not Shaving
Absolutley
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-09 18:06:39 EDT (#)
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Oh sure. Free love and open relationships sound great. Just try it, though. You're bound to find a clinger who will eventually get jealous and will freak the fuck out when you stupidly let it be known that you would like to fuck somebody else. And then you're going to marry her because the other one you were fucking dumped you because they said you drank too much, but really she just wanted to fuck other people, too, and you got jealous, which is just silly. And then you will marry the clinger, because the clinger didn't want to fuck anybody else. At least that's what she tells you. And you make yourself believe it because you have a big ego. And so you marry her. And then you have a kid with her. And then you're trapped, motherfucker, because you are an honorable person and you find that you quite like, actually, being a dad, and then you will eventually fall in love with the clinger, and you'll eventually discover a happy satisfaction. At least that is what you tell yourself, but really you don't care. You're just happy, really, to be allowed to drink some beers and watch the ballgame. And you will fall more in love with the clinger because she lets you drink beers and watch the ballgame, even though she'll have a horrible habit of coming to you when there are two men on and one out to talk about shit you don't care one whit about. So you act like you're paying attention, but she knows your not, because she's a woman and they just know this shit. But she doesn't really care as long as you give her a couple hundred dollars a week to buy whatever stupid shit she needs to buy and give her some good loving once in a while. Or some lame loving. Depends on how drunk you are. But loving, anyway. They like that.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-09 14:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the Volcano. I get temporary custody of one from time to time and let me tell you, it's hard to give it back.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-09 13:10:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-09 12:28:25 EDT (#)
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That volcano thing is too intense, Vapir One 5.0 ftw
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We have a 'cano in right now, for six hundred bucks. It's a BEAST, holy crap.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-09 12:28:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-06-08 18:26:15 PDT (#)
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1. Weed
Maybe. It's great but I dont want to smell it 24/7.
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I love my vaporizer, not nearly as much of a smell, somewhat less conspicuous than a giant bong and far more economical as far as making the weed last a lot longer.
That volcano thing is too intense, Vapir One 5.0 ftw
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-09 11:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"NO" to everything including this post, which I read maybe two lines of.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-06-09 11:11:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-09 10:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I adore hippies and everything they stand for. My current squeeze is a drum-circle-attending, weed-smoking, Dead-listening hippie from hell and I love it. Yes to everything except not shaving. Gotta shave.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-09 10:10:58 EDT (#)
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come on, a little beaver brings out the animal in her
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-06-09 10:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-06-09 10:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-06-09 10:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-06-09 08:23:19 EDT (#)
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That stuff was cool when I was 17, but nowadays I find myself answering "I really don't care" to all the above.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-09 07:44:02 EDT (#)
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1. Weed - Don't use it but don't care if you do, just stay out of the fast lane on your way home.
2. Other Psychedelic Drugs - Don't use 'em but don't care if you do. Just stay off the roads.
3. Jam Bands - Absolutely.
4. Environmentalism - Yes, but not to so great an extent as to be foolish.
5. Non-Violence - Well-demonstrated preparedness to counter threats is the only non-violence that works.
6. Drum Circles - Absolutely.
7. Tie Dye Shirts - Absolutely.
8. Anti-Corporate - No. Corporations have the power to do a lot of good and still make a profit.
9. Anti-Government - No. Anti-recent-American-Government? More and more so.
10. Free Love - Absolutely. Free sex? If it's safe and consensual.
11. Females Not Shaving - Their choice, but why should I be able to tell someone else to shave their armpits if I won't?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-09 04:16:36 EDT (#)
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1. Yes, but i don't know what it has to do with stupid hippies.
2. Yes, but see above.
3-9. Fucking no.
10. Pfft, of course.
11. :|
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-09 03:57:16 EDT (#)
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3. Jam Bands
I vote "Maybe". Allman Brothers and all of their offshoot bands usually keep me interested. I never really got into the Grateful Dead. I've enjoyed them while I've been high but they bore the shit out of me when I'm not. There's a lot of great stoner/hippie music out there but there's also a lot of trash. Most of the good stoner rock
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Listen to Ian Brown - Golden Greats while really stoned (cue Hurty or Red 'informing me' that Ian Brown is a cuntfuck).
And I vote yes to mostly everything besides hairy women and tie-dye shirts.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-09 01:36:47 EDT (#)
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1. Weed
Yes. Freedom.
2. Other Psychedelic Drugs
Yes. Freedom.
3. Jam Bands
Yes. Freedom.
4. Environmentalism
Yes. (requires eyes and ears)
5. Non-Violence
No. Kicking ass has fixed shit a bunch of times.
6. Drum Circles
Yes. Freedom.
7. Tie Dye Shirts
Yes. Freedom.
8. Anti-Corporate
No, liability for starting new businesses.
9. Anti-Government
No. Warlords suck.
10. Free Love
Not really. 1 in 4 of these bitches already carries some weird bugger.
11. Females Not Shaving
This is sorta give and take at a lot of levels.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-06-09 00:35:52 EDT (#)
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All noes.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-06-08 22:51:47 EDT (#)
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invisible +2 UM.
My friend Tim used to play the garden hose with them back in the ol midwest festies.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-06-08 21:26:15 EDT (#)
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1. Weed
Maybe. It's great but I dont want to smell it 24/7.
2. Other Psychedelic Drugs
Yes...I've been dying to try some.
3. Jam Bands
Yes...Umphrey's McGee ftw.
4. Environmentalism
Yes.
5. Non-Violence
Yes.
6. Drum Circles
Yes. Ghanian drumming circles for hours at a time are awesome.
7. Tie Dye Shirts
No.
8. Anti-Corporate
Maybe...depends on their level of social responsibility
9. Anti-Government
No.
10. Free Love
Yes.
11. Females Not Shaving
No.
Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2008-06-08 21:22:01 EDT (#)
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i just vote NO to hippies in general
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-06-08 21:11:54 EDT (#)
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Whoops. Meant to say "Most of the good stoner rock is a little more focused".