Is anyone else watching the opening ceremony to Euro 2008 now? (879 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-06-07 11:52:34 EDT
I am.
Putting aside my rage at England not being involved and the salt being rubbed into the wound by STEVE FUCKING MCCLAREN being a BBC 'pundit' for a moment.
Okay, I can't put that aside.
WHY THE FUCK IS HE A PUNDIT? SHLONGY KNOWS MORE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL THAN THAT CUNT.
<breathe>
"no plans for final day, stay in bed, drift away"
The third largest sporting event in the world (after the world cup and olympics) and not one of the home nations or Ireland made it.
Disgraceful but not all that shocking.
In a way hopefully it will restore some sanity to English football, sitting this one out.
Perhaps in 2010 in ClickyClicky Land we'll (IF WE FUCKING QUALIFY) just be glad to be there and support our team, hoping for the best, BUT NOT EXPECTING US TO WIN IT.
I know I will. I'll be there and woe betide Capello if we don't qualify. I live in Texas now. I have a gun.
I'll still watch the Euro's though.
Supporting Spain, naturally.
His armband proved he was a Red
Torres, Torres
'You'll Never Walk Aone' it said
Torres, Torres
We bought the lad from Sunny Spain
He gets the ball, he scores again
Fernando Torres is Liverpool's number 9
Oh and I eventually found the games on ESPN Classic. That's like ESPN 8 or something, and to my great suprise WHO IS THEIR STUDIO PUNDIT?
Only Andy 'I masturbate to photos of Alex Ferguson' Gray.
He's being asked retarded questions by the American host who clearly hasn't got a fucking clue what's going on. It's amusing to watch.
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-06-10 19:00:41 EDT (#)
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The Holland v. Italy game was great! I thoroughly enjoyed the eye-ties taking one up the dumper.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-06-10 15:27:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-09 21:14:06 EDT (#)
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fucking YAAWWWNNNN below
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-09 19:20:02 EDT (#)
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anyone who can watch that holland v italy game and say 'soccer' sucks is mental.
PS
ESPN - I TAKE IT BACK.
The coverage (apart from half time 'analysis') has been excellent, Andy Gray has been good and the glorious, glorious 1080i from ESPN has been fantastic.
'Soccer' here is usually a shitty, shitty, compressed picture - very shitty.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-09 13:00:26 EDT (#)
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God almighty, does soccer suck ass.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-06-09 03:10:54 EDT (#)
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I pulled fucking Switzer-fucking-land in the office sweeps only to watch them fail in an epic sort of way instantly.
That'll teach me for being a 'joiner'. I'm not paying a single penny toward any office anything ever again.
>is bitter<
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-09 00:52:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-08 23:15:00 EDT (#)
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Nobody gives a fuck about your idiotic, unentertaining little sport, dickcheese.
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I'm not sure the adjective 'little' can be applied to the largest sport in the world.
Incidentally, I don't think the assertion "No one gives a fuck about [the largest sport in the world]" is particularly insightful either.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-08 23:15:00 EDT (#)
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Nobody gives a fuck about your idiotic, unentertaining little sport, dickcheese.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-06-08 18:04:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-07 16:54:24 BST (#)
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No. What did I tell you about football?
It's scary how fanatic you islanders get about that game.
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Game?! Ye gods man, it's a way of life!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-06-08 17:47:16 EDT (#)
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I'll support Torres, but I'd rather see the Germans win.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-06-08 17:46:11 EDT (#)
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No, but I did watch the first half of Germany-Poland.
Germany looks tough. Especially with Mario Gomez playing for them instead of Spain.
Submitted by kristy (user info) at 2008-06-08 03:22:06 EDT (#)
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woo football!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-07 21:06:55 EDT (#)
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in HD too!
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-06-07 18:32:58 EDT (#)
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Fortunately the first two games will be the only ones (I think) on ESPN Classic. The rest should be on ESPN2.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-06-07 17:52:29 EDT (#)
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They should allow the flying, or should I say; running-wedge in your silly game.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-07 16:33:22 EDT (#)
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I have.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-07 15:21:59 EDT (#)
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i haven't really got a gun
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-07 15:18:15 EDT (#)
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I dunno about football, but I do know this: If you're not a naturalized US Citizen, get rid of the gun. Seriously.
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/apr/08/bail-bid-considered-usf-graduates-weapons-case/
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-07 14:08:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-07 13:02:12 EDT (#)
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ha. I was born in Texas and raised there and I've never owned a gun in my life.
I'm probably one of the few on this website that's actually killed anyone though.
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-06-07 13:05:20 EDT (#)
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Who'd ya kill, below?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-07 13:02:12 EDT (#)
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ha. I was born in Texas and raised there and I've never owned a gun in my life.
I'm probably one of the few on this website that's actually killed anyone though.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-07 12:38:57 EDT (#)
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ahahah
my missus also thinks i'm gay for talking to people on the internet.
so i shot her in her fucking face.
texas style.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-07 12:35:25 EDT (#)
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I live in Texas now. I have a gun.
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I wrote a big, long review about how this was the only phrase in your post that made any sense to me and how if you ever came to Arizona we should get falling-down-drunk in the woods and shoot shit but I felt like a homo asking you out on a date and the wife already thinks I'm gay because I "talk" to people on the internet. +1 sports enthusiasm. I mean, I guess this is about sports. One-armed soccer or something.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-07 12:14:17 EDT (#)
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update:
commentator just used the word 'discombobulated'.
I am thuper serial.
I fancy Germany as well, but those fucking Ities and Frogs can never be counted out.
Man, England are shit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-07 12:08:43 EDT (#)
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i'm tipping Italy. Solid and they're world champions to boot.
germany look good worryingly
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-07 12:01:28 EDT (#)
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opening ceremonys are usually a load of old bollocks and this one was no exception.
Germany will win, however I will support the Dutch. They're lunatics.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-07 11:54:24 EDT (#)
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No. What did I tell you about football?
It's scary how fanatic you islanders get about that game.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-06-07 11:54:03 EDT (#)
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Football blows.