Species: Failus failus (1702 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 1.67 on 78 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TTOM: That is not Germane to the Situation (View user info) at 2008-06-06 10:38:59 EDT
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 12:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-06-11 03:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked the sports bra.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-06-10 15:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Mud (user info) at 2008-06-09 18:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
None of this is original. All you did was take pictures from 4chan and throw them here.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-06-09 14:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-06-09 14:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoah
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-06-09 07:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yes.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-09 07:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah. Thank you, sir.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-08 13:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-08 10:08:04 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
What the hell are those animals? The ones that were trying to love.
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Tapirs
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-06-08 12:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-06-08 08:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-08 05:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
What the hell are those animals? The ones that were trying to love.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-06-08 04:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-07 10:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-06-07 10:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too many good ones to single any of them out.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-06-07 02:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you made me laugh like an asthmatic dolphin on helium with the Taxonomy Fail with the lost cat/possum pic.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-06-06 20:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude you are sick because you have Captain Tripps
runs away
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-06-06 19:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Amazon > Star Man
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-06-06 16:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is awesome.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-06 16:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this made me feel stupid.
*quickly changes tank top for his 1995 duke nukem t shirt*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-06-06 15:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There goes lishy drooling over a pussy again.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-06 15:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
KITTY!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-06-06 15:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-06 15:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I already rate this?
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-06-06 14:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please stop being so fucking great.
Get well soon, man.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-06 14:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A few of these had me loling
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-06 07:47:53 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see you have found the failblog.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm actually wearing gray Hanes boxer briefs RIGHT NOW.
But not as a tank top.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look for the Hanes tank top at a NASCAR race near you.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the underwear-sports bra is the most white trash thing i have ever seen.
And the i did not evolve shirt made me laugh so hard i think i had a siesure.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha
Submitted by billjenkins13090 (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I did not evolve" TEE HEE
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No no... A winner is YOU.
Submitted by Spuzzum (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldn't call the dog shaved like a lion fail. That is pretty awesome if you ask me.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was 100% 4chan-originated. I liked it.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-06-06 18:08:49 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
imagechan?
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Never hoid of it until then.
Googled it and came up with this:
http://imagechan.com/img/5594/Space%20vaginas/
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
imagechan?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-06 17:58:28 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-06 17:22:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this. I can't stand you.
Everytime I have crispy shredded beef, I'll think of you.
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Now imagine it draped in the healthy lung-butter sauce Im hacking up
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Suddenly, I am veggie.
Hope you feel better soon. Who else is gonna annoy the Hell out of me with his pomposity?
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As a post, this one defines failure.
Well done.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-06 17:22:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this. I can't stand you.
Everytime I have crispy shredded beef, I'll think of you.
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Now imagine it draped in the healthy lung-butter sauce Im hacking up
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good thing I don;t have a golden retriever or I would go home and give them the Lion haircut...
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Every time I see one of TTOM's posts, I'm happy that the world has people like him in it.
Get well soon, doodz.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this. I can't stand you.
Everytime I have crispy shredded beef, I'll think of you.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ps TTOM hope you feel better and all that.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA @ Yozz.
Now I have to make one.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, are you getting your Rapture Cake tonight? Who is making it?
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Chocolate-Rapture-Cake/Detail.aspx
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I get my Rapture Cake, and Jebus asks me if I think the world is worth saving, I'm going to point him to Uber.
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Before he logs on (of course he won't have to wait for Bart to give him a password) he will probably smite you for calling him Jebus.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cunt Examination.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the i did not evolve shirt. love it.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen a bunch of these but that didn't stop me from laughing.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What? I think Uber is actually a pretty good microcosm for the world at large. You get the sweet, funny, sentimental and genuine, and they're just one or two posts away from the morbid, macabre, depraved and horrifying.
I thought I'd peruse the Worst Ever yesterday. Not necessarily the greatest idea, mind you.
My brain still hurts. And my stomach.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What would Darwin say?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:40:12 EDT (#)
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well in that case, shadow, i hope i get to him first.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:(
When I get my Rapture Cake, and Jebus asks me if I think the world is worth saving, I'm going to point him to Uber.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The smoking pregnant lady should be hung from the neck until she is dead.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"lets rub vaginas until we get a fire going"
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And on that note, it's the weekend!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:14:13 EDT (#)
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Fuck Starman, King Slender gets what he wants cuz he earned it.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Backwards b
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A WINNER IS YOU!!
That's Tecmo wrestling, isn't it? I fuckin' loved that game...especially Starman. And the Hayabusa guy who's special wrestling move was to kick people in the back of the head.
Also, "Cunt examination" --> holy crap that's awesome
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So Brilliant and Original! If only the dozen or so similar emails hadn't ruined this for me!
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh MAN !!
Cunt Examination is awesome !!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah the "redneck tank top." Good call.
Good call on all of this, really. I celebrate it. I celebrate the lot.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS i want a pet lion dog
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:54:24 EDT (#)
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see? this is how you do a friday post.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-06 15:47:53 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I see you have found the failblog.
This one's my favourite: http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-book-rental1.jpg
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HAHAHAHA fuckwits!
Im not badly ill Meth (Im licensed to anyway, werd) its just that because my immune system is essentially brand spanking new every time I encounter some cunt with a cold I catch it.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ga'dammit TTOM, you funny man. You come to my shop I give you free small fountain drink anytime cos you make me alaugh so haahd!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol, mostly funny
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:48:37 EDT (#)
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haha I just read your file name, I'm an insensitive asshole, feel better!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see you have found the failblog.
This one's my favourite: http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-book-rental1.jpg
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some of these made me fucking LOL, you cancer-killing Welsh faggot
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Backwards b