Things You Probably Don't Want Etched Into Your Flesh (1717 hits)
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Submitted by The Caes (View user info) at 2008-06-06 00:50:31 EDT
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Submitted by jtrujillo34 (user info) at 2008-08-20 14:17:05 EDT (#)
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crazy shit!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-08-20 13:25:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-21 16:23:12 EDT (#)
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I saw one ... it was a guy who'd lost his arm.
He tatted a giant fingernail on the end of his nub.....
What the fuck is ubercon?
O and I like the one of the cat on this guy's beergut, it's his entire stomach, and the cat's asshole is hit bellybutton. SERIOUSLy disturbing.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-06-10 15:33:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-06-10 15:32:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mud (user info) at 2008-06-09 18:50:56 EDT (#)
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A guy I know has the diamond pattern of a barbecue grill burned into his shoulder and a knife shape burned into his chest. He was drunk and trying to prove a point, I guess. Anyways, it's ridiculous.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-06-08 04:43:15 EDT (#)
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fuck.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-08 02:54:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-06 22:46:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-06-06 19:06:30 EDT (#)
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i let my scars tell my tale
no; i wish i was, or; i wanna be, or; pretend, ink for me
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I suspect that joedaddy could eat us all for breakfast, sopping up his egg yolks with our toasted and sliced remains.
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Indeed.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-06-08 02:38:23 EDT (#)
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I did? Hooray!
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-06-07 18:50:00 EDT (#)
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You made my day
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-06 22:46:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-06-06 19:06:30 EDT (#)
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i let my scars tell my tale
no; i wish i was, or; i wanna be, or; pretend, ink for me
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I suspect that joedaddy could eat us all for breakfast, sopping up his egg yolks with our toasted and sliced remains.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-06-06 22:43:52 EDT (#)
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Three guesses what the biggest thing is these days in plastic surgery.
Stupid under-thirty dickheaded sheep are running to dermatologists and surgeons to get rid of tats that are preventing them from getting decent jobs. OF course most of them are probably arts majors so they're screwed anyway.
Welcome back.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-06-06 19:28:05 EDT (#)
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Ugh.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-06-06 19:06:30 EDT (#)
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i let my scars tell my tale
no; i wish i was, or; i wanna be, or; pretend, ink for me
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-06-06 15:47:17 EDT (#)
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This was very interesting. Some people are just too bizzare.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-06 14:44:07 EDT (#)
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Those burns make me sick to my stomach.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-06 14:07:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:43:56 EDT (#)
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Nope, just forgot to edit out the extra space I had. Maybe next time.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:33:58 EDT (#)
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Wow, you scared the fuck out of me with that huge-ass space near the bottom... I scrolled down slowly because I was sure you were saving the worst to last.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:31:21 EDT (#)
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Some of those burn ones seriously scared me, especially the one on the back of the neck. The only really good one was the celtic designs one? Why? It was low-key and tasteful.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-06-06 13:17:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:26:47 EDT (#)
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Hey, I couldn't post mulitple pcs. And thats after one very sweet Uberuser emailing me the template AND instructions. :)
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isnt she just the cutest thing...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:26:47 EDT (#)
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Hey, I couldn't post mulitple pcs. And thats after one very sweet Uberuser emailing me the template AND instructions. :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-06 12:01:27 EDT (#)
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WHERE CAN I GET THAT TAT WITH THE FAG GRIPPING HIS JOHNSON???
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:35:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:35:13 EDT (#)
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I don't know much about cutting designs, or that peeling away of flesh, but I have a branding design (burning with hot metal). You have to be careful not to make the lines too close together or it might heal into an unidentifiable mess. Cutting seems to heal in much thinner lines than branding/burning, which causes the flesh to raise up in keloids. Black people seem to scar much better than white people generally; they develop keloids much better and the scars are usually lighter than their skin, which makes them show up nicer.
By the way, that Spiderman tattoo is badass.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-06-06 11:14:30 EDT (#)
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The spider man tattoo is really awesome looking, even though the movies were complete shit.
The rest have to be a photoshopped joke. They just have to be...right?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-06-06 09:35:58 EDT (#)
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Also, those scarification links looked cool and lol at TTOM's Order of the Fluffy Pegasus.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-06-06 09:34:04 EDT (#)
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Bah, I messed up with that white space thing. Oopsie-daisies.
HBTS, thanks for the links on the rest of that guy's tattoos. Sweet baby Jesus, what a selection. By the looks of things the guy has a sense of humour at least, so that's good. Also, I've seen that zombie-guy before, that's some SERIOUS dedication. I know there's another guy that's tattooed every inch of skin he has (even his eyelids) to look like a leopard pattern, and another who's done the same but with serpent scales -- I believe that guy also went so far as to split his tongue as well. I really don't get it.
But in a way I understand that more then getting a tattoo of an ejaculating cock that says 'dick sucka' on your chest. That still blows my mind.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-06-06 09:15:40 EDT (#)
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too early in the morning to have seen some of those.
cool though.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-06 08:39:38 EDT (#)
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The 'black fraternity' Omega Psi Phi frat boys regularly brand an capital Omega "Ω" into their skin. If you want to express your individuality by tattooing or branding or piercing or whatever body mutilation/modification you choose, then be individual about it. Branding yourself with what amounts to a club logo is like having "Budweiser" tattooed on your drinking arm. In fact, I'll propose that any 17yo wiggers reading this go and brand the Ω on your arm (upper left shoulder)right now, so you'll be that much blacker when you get to college, or if you get work cleaning up the college buildings at night. It's that fucking stupid.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-06 08:38:19 EDT (#)
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Holy bejebus!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-06 08:31:28 EDT (#)
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hahahha
my little NAZI pony!
good un
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-06 08:16:50 EDT (#)
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+2 "Dick Sucka"
I used to love it when people would come to the lab to have their blood drawn and were covered in tattoos and full of piercings and then try to tell me they were scared of needles.
I told them 'bullshit' and then they would insist, explaining how this was different, and how tats don't really hurt, blah blah blah. I'd still say bullshit.
I loved(hated) my job.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-06 06:40:20 EDT (#)
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What an ugly pair of tits without all that shit.
Hurray for fantastic white spaces too!!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-06-06 05:45:10 EDT (#)
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it's like those people who do penis puppetry. have you ever seen it? Their mothers must be so proud.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-06 05:41:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-06 10:10:15 BST (#)
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Oh yeah, and Zombie puts them all to shame:
http://www.bmezine.com/news/guest/20080318.html
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Now imagine if people like this guy could turn that commitment onto something worthwhile. What a waste. Its awesome but still...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-06-06 05:34:27 EDT (#)
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acres an acres and acres of white space.
you fuckin' dicksucka.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-06 05:10:15 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, and Zombie puts them all to shame:
http://www.bmezine.com/news/guest/20080318.html
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-06 05:07:45 EDT (#)
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Most of that is fucking grim.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-06 05:04:01 EDT (#)
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The Nazi Unicorn tattoo is fucking legendary, it belongs to this guy:
http://modblog.bmezine.com/2008/03/18/best-white-power-tattoo-ever/ (NSFWish)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-06 04:58:23 EDT (#)
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Jings. Crivvens. Help ma boab.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-06-06 04:55:39 EDT (#)
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Everyone knows that one of the primary symbols used by nazi germany was the Unicorn.
Its a well known fact that the Waffen SS had an "Order of the Fluffy Pegasus" medal.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-06 04:03:09 EDT (#)
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Fucking nutters.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-06 03:02:29 EDT (#)
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Scarification (weird skin burns to you) is fucking awesome. There are some amazing examples of it out there. The guy who's done the nuke symbol has either done it to himself, had it done by someone without a clue, or has a nasty infection.
Two of the best scarifications ever done:
http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/scarification_6.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/30/242885027_cf2ab4ca76_o.jpg
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-06 02:35:45 EDT (#)
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urgh
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-06 01:59:07 EDT (#)
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omg.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2008-06-06 01:58:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2008-06-06 01:28:06 EDT (#)
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Pictures of scarification always make my stomach turn.
My friend has a totally awesome full back piece that's a work of art and is quite beautiful. Brave girl is what I think.
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That is, a full tattoo back piece not scarification. Just in case anyone was concerned.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-06 01:48:17 EDT (#)
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i've scarred my own self enough, i'm not going to pay anyone to do it for me. though a nearly cut off thumb and an exploded ankle and a forearm through plate glass and all the others aren't as pretty as these, i suppose. tell a story of their own, though, i guess.
tattoos are cool though. gonna get another one this summer. maybe two.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-06-06 01:36:06 EDT (#)
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skin rips suck, and "weird skin burns" is actually called scarification
but mostly skin rips suck.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2008-06-06 01:28:06 EDT (#)
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Pictures of scarification always make my stomach turn.
My friend has a totally awesome full back piece that's a work of art and is quite beautiful. Brave girl is what I think.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-06-06 01:07:12 EDT (#)
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Some I've seen, other I wish I could unsee.
Commentary made me L-O-L also
Kicker of all ass (+2) indeed!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-06 00:54:22 EDT (#)
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You are 100% correct.