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oh for fuck's sake, you people have no faith in me at all - OR - UberDirectory2008 LAST CALL (2315 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.11 on 94 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by random user (View user info) at 2008-06-03 19:17:17 EDT


Some of you people bitch more than me... that's a whole lot of bitching.

What part of "We'll let this stew for a few weeks and once everyone has had time to get a shot to me one way or the other, I'll start putting the whole thing together.", don't you understand, you impatient little monkeys?

I've seen the complaining, the whining, the moaning, the slanders against my good name, the other stuff that isn't good but I ran out of words for because I've been drinking since 1:30 while you were all still slaving away for your pennies...AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I DON'T APPRECIATE IT ONE BIT.

I included anything that was labelled for inclusion; real 'people', alters, 'hilarious jokes', or otherwise. If you posted a picture of a penis, you will be a penis in the directory. If you are sico or oathy or HBTS or anyone else who has a bunch of super duper clever alters and put up a camwhore while playing alter, that'll be in there as well, because why the fuck do I care if it's an alter or not?

If you aren't on the MVA, or someone who hasn't made me laugh at your appearance and thusly take note of said representation of your appearance for purposes of including it in this directory, or someone included in the list below, you are just about out of time.

People who pay attention to instruction:

8bithero
Adamleathertramp
Amontillado
antluvdog (rizzo)
AsshOly
Aussie_Ants_4.0
Aussie_em
Ballare
Banjo
Beano127523951289354123895891254
beeltea
beer_turtle
BeforeEmily
Berty
bob
Brdn_Nkd
Bubba2341
Captain_Ambivalent
CaptainThorns
centaur
Charlilot (I think? Who the fuck is this random gap toothed girl in my inbox?)
Charlton_H
chipolatte
cocaine
coley
corn_nugget
creep_firebombing
Crystle
Darth_Famine
Deathjester
Director
doctorj24
Drogoroch
DudeThatsBOSH
Ejryuu
experima
Fallen
FJBell
Flack
Flying_buttmonkey
forensicgirl3
Fungah
GnarlsBarkley
G-prime
Haikumikoo
Hookhand
Hourman
Hurtbythesun
I_can_get_you_a_toe
ilikesteak
indoninja
Jeanneee
JonnyX
JulsInsane
kaos-king
kracka
LittleMonster
Loopdeloo
lostnphound
lungfish
Maddog
Marginwalker
matnotharry
messmind/rorrim
monkeyswithguns
nellypaal
Orph
orphelia
Phallic_Cymbals
PepsiCoke
PhillipTheGreat
Rob_berg
Ruthless
sacrilicious
Scott_James
SgtHartman
Shlongy
Sicosemen
Sinistral
skrapmetal
Snagglepuss
Spuds002
Spuzzum
spyder882001
SunnyG
SusieDerkins
The_Drake
Toshi
triangle_man
UnderOathMeal
whiskeyjack
X54
Yozz


Give me a pic in the next few days or you're shit out of luck.



I'm going out for Mexican food now.

They have a 46 ounce margarita at the place I go. Every time I get one, someone asks if it's my birthday (or worse yet just start singing that fucking Happy Birthday song as my delicious lime and tequila beverage is placed in front of me.

And every time I have to say, 'No, no, no... I'm just a raging drunk.'




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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-09 08:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-28 16:08:02 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey, don't sad face me...i was rooting for the mets because i think they stand a better chance of taking the cubs out if they make it to the nlds.
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HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA...

Sorry for caps, but, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA...

Oh god, Manny deciding to win the NL West and the whole National League is just too hilarious.

I almost feel badly for lungfish, but this is just working out too awesome.

I'm an Angels fan, have been since Bo Jackson, but I accept that a Red Sox v. Dodgers world series is the way it should be.

Stupid Angels.


Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-09-30 19:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey did anybody read that article in the Miami Herald about Jimmy Rollins?

Apparently during the last Philly road trip he accidentally strangled a hooker in his hotel room. Her body was just found today in a dumpster outside the four seasons.

Sheesh. I hope this won't prevent him from starting on Wednesday.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-09-28 20:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GO PHILS WOO- NL EAST CHAMPIONS, BITCHES!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-28 19:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey, don't sad face me...i was rooting for the mets because i think they stand a better chance of taking the cubs out if they make it to the nlds.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-09-28 17:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

:(

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-09-28 11:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-09-27 19:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sorry about those D'Backs. in may i figured those guys were going to win 100+ games. wtf happened?

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Eh...In April they only played shitty teams, making them look better than they were. Right now, anybody but the Cubs and Dodgers is my mantra...or something.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-09-25 10:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dude I root for the mets. Don't you think I've suffered enough?

If you still want to dual could you bring me a pistol? I can't afford one.

Sally says hi and says that John H Kim is a homo.

Submitted by John_H_Kim (user info) at 2008-09-24 15:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-09-24 15:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No problem. Weather is fantastic. Where would you like to get a weather report from?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-24 09:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think what happened is that scourge ATE all of the photo submissions and choked to death on the fat chicks.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-24 03:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're okay, right? You haven't died or anything? You aren't living in fear for your life in a highly localised guerilla warzone? Your family is okay? Life goes on, essentially as per usual?

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-08-12 16:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-09 14:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

last one was completed mid-July.

this one will be as well.

-----------------------------------------
O RLY?


Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-06 11:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dude, come on already.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-06 11:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

August 6, 2008 11:17AM EST

NO Directory.

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-08-05 19:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you don't hurry up and post the fucking thing 2008 will be over.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-22 14:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU!
Hehe :)

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-19 23:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/117710

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-07-19 03:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hey,

http://www.ubersite.com/m/117699


hopefully you don't miss this sex machine for your uber face thing. I know a lot of people are anticipating him.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-07-19 01:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WHERE SI IT?

Submitted by bullslinebacker (user info) at 2008-07-17 11:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-07-10 17:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/117371

im probably to late but i think i deserve my own catergory,\a nice one

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-07-10 17:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Name-dropping and "raging drunk" = +2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

summer, BBQs, fireworks, lake, baseball, work, oceanside vacation coming so soon i can taste it...about the same as you, but in illinois instead of sweden.

feels good to have the sun soak in.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You?

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Summer, work, lakes, dinners, BBQs, ferry rides, visitors, mosquito bites, Sweden at its best. You know, when the sun never quite sets and the light never quite dies and night is not an option.

Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-10 16:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Um since I apparently piss off everyone on this site with my bullshit and half-intelligible gobbledygook...

Here goes again.
How do I send him a pic-a-ture?
I don't see an e-mail just "random user."


MmmmmMMmm.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Use the picture from TigerLilly's post if Shlongy has to be in this stupid thing.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-07-10 15:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I HAVE NO FAITH IN YOU AT ALL





















just kidding.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-10 14:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh, hey, hi fey!

how's tricks?

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-07-10 14:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

People have always been moronic, but I think that during ones youth there is a mitigating factor; you have yet to realise that it doesn't get any better once you "grow up", you were certain that while yes, the world that you were currently inhabiting was full of people of whose abilities 'retard' was a gross overestimation, it would get better once you reached that magical place... "the adult world".

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-07-10 12:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Orphelia wants to know when uberdirectory is going up.

Chop chop.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-07-09 14:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

last one was completed mid-July.

this one will be as well.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-07-09 14:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just here to crack the whip... When was the last one completed again?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-25 18:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I lied Scourge. I am sorry for hassling you, this must be a mammoth undertaking and must eat up all of your time. You are a hero. Like Trotsky or Jean Claude Van Damme or the Ghostbusters.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-25 17:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i have fully half of the photos, and all of the mva photos, sized and sorted properly. the last directory was posted july 7, so i feel i'm doing fine...

but let's leave that alone for now.




who is this 'val' and does she truly intend to place my penis into her mouth? because that is certainly an interesting proposition and one i would be fascinated to learn more about.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-25 17:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It is 25/06/2008. The time is 10 past 10 in the evening.

Scourge has still not completed the Uberdirectory in spite of having been entrusted with everybody's photographs.

The pressure is seriously on now for Scourge. If he fails to get the directory posted before the beginning of July then he will forfeit his blowjob from Val.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-18 15:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/117086#2729081

Your point is well made, good sir.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm working on it today. be patient. it's a virtue, patience, or at least that's what i've been told anyway.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-06-18 11:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hurry up, you lazy immigrant! I want to be able to put feces to the names!

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-06-17 21:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've totally lost touch here since uber got blocked at work.

weeps

Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2008-06-17 17:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/116723

How was the Mexican?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116421


Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-14 10:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaha scourgey baby, wouldn't like to be you. How much pressure is on you to get this right first time, not fuck it up, not miss somebody out, make somebody accidentally more unattractive if that's possible. Good luck and I'd recommend some quality assurance before you release it to the masses or should I say asses.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-06-14 10:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is never happening.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-14 09:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/sports&id=6205454

GO PHILS WOO

*runs away*

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-06-11 13:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-06-05 22:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/116109 Why not?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-06-05 13:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

same as last year...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89932

thank you.

Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2008-06-05 01:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Charlilot (I think? Who the fuck is this random gap toothed girl in my inbox?)

---

Yep that's me just some random chick who never posts and rarely rates.

Not gap toothed though. Just a crooked fang that leaves an exceptional bite mark and for some reason gets japanese chicks all wet. I have no freaking idea what that's about though.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-06-04 17:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Here's mine:

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1659279360/nm0000417

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yaaaay Lishy pays attention!

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-06-04 16:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/117062. Here you go, man. If you don't put me in there I'll eat your loved ones. Spoon 'm dry with a big ol' ladle.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-06-04 11:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm very proud of your sticktoitiveness.

Have a drink for me.

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't stand my life. But it always makes me feel better to drag people down below me so then in comparison, my life isn't so bad.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-06-04 10:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I made a list!

A list that says I'm attentive, but hey - its a list.


Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-06-04 09:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey man, I sent you a picture!

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-06-04 09:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wonderous and beautiful or something. i hate work.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-06-04 09:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.nymethod.com/method_camwhore.jpg

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-06-04 09:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Again, use this one or it's your balls:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116996

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-06-04 08:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wait, I never submitted a picture!

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-04 08:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY, WHERE THE FUCK AM I?


.....oh...HEY, NEVERMIND!!!

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-06-04 06:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I guess I'm in then.

I ALWAYS HAD FAITH

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-04 04:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FLAK also submitted his picture, I remember, as he used one I from a previous post.

FLAK is different to Flack (Scott).

Also, I like being next to orph, but I am not sure about having Phallic on the other side. He rather dislikes me, I am afraid. Be a sport and adjust the alphabet, temporarily. I'd love triangle_man next to me. An orph/Pheely/triangle andwich. YUM.

Ok, thanks. :)

Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2008-06-03 23:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sent it again. Two pictures, again. I don't know what format or size you need, but last time it turned out all stretched and shit so I thought you could just pick whatever picture works best.


Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-06-03 22:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

(sigh)
So going to regret this...

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1212548009909529644

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2008-06-03 22:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love how people know my real name. It's like I'm famous.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-03 22:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

blinky, use uberdirectory2008.at.gmail.com

or, go to uberscourge.at.gmail.com



oathy, that made me laugh heartily...i blame the margaritas. i had two 27's instead of a 46. so fucking good.



now we have multiple tornadoes forming overhead...hahaha awesome. midwest is a great place to live a futile existence before being suddenly dead.

i'm going to the porch to see if anything goes BOOM

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-03 21:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you for complimenting my alters that's very nice of you.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-03 21:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ubmitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 19:11:38 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:08:59 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i know scourge said he already chose a picture of you from past camwhores.

but you did follow the rules by posting your keaton picture.

i'm not incorrect.

quit calling me a dumb blonde twit!
------------
"Dumb Blonde" is seriously redundant.

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SRSLY?

as opposed to mildly redundant

or retarded """



well bubba is both redundant (pakies took his job) and retarded (momma drank) so it IS a well aimed barb.




Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-03 21:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my God... blonde jokes? Really?

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/117043

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

gave JoeyG the addy, keep an eye out

Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I emailed you a pic, 2 actually. Apparently to the wrong email, fantastic.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I paid attention to the instructions, I just didn't follow them

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm in.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:08:59 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i know scourge said he already chose a picture of you from past camwhores.

but you did follow the rules by posting your keaton picture.

i'm not incorrect.

quit calling me a dumb blonde twit!
------------
"Dumb Blonde" is seriously redundant.

--------

SRSLY?

as opposed to mildly redundant

or retarded

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

just so we're clear.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Did I say dumb blonde twit?


























Sorry.























I meant stupid dumb blonde twit bitch whore slut cunt.

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i know scourge said he already chose a picture of you from past camwhores.

but you did follow the rules by posting your keaton picture.

i'm not incorrect.

quit calling me a dumb blonde twit!
------------
"Dumb Blonde" is seriously redundant.

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bubba2341 followed instructions? First time for everything!!!

Use the Shlongy one where he shows his blindingly white ass.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i know scourge said he already chose a picture of you from past camwhores.

but you did follow the rules by posting your keaton picture.

i'm not incorrect.

quit calling me a dumb blonde twit!

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Speaks even slowlierererer....

===========================================

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-12 15:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you're Milwaukee Brewers left fielder Ryan Braun?



also, i already selected one of your past camwhores for this year's directory.

===========================================

See, Mr. Scourge said he was going to use a different picture of me than what I gave him so that is what I was referring to to HIM, not to you two twits, in the very first review of this post so you see it means that I didn't really follow his rules and he's not really following his own rules if he doesn't use the buster keaton post but i'm really kind of tired of trying to explain this to people it doesn't really even concern so i think i'm outta here now mmmk byebye.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I haven't sent you "jack shit".

I don't pay any attention to instruction...or did someone send in a picture of Shlongy using my name as an alias?

I'm working on a new picture as we speak. My team of consultants is helping me pick the right one. There's almost 263 to choose from and if I may say so myself, I look marvelous in all of them.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 19:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Darling Carrot, do you think you could ever love a cripple?"

"No, I don't think so."

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-06-03 19:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

who's fuck?

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-06-03 19:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

<explains very slowly to Director>

Riiiiiiiight. What California blonde girl is trying to explain without the benefit of a diagram is that it doesn't make a shit bit of difference whose picture you submitted with your username. That....is....now....your....picture.


Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 19:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

speaks even more slowly...


I KNOW. he said if you sent a penis, you'd be a penis. you did a picture of buster keaton? you'll be buster keaton. but you did follow the rules, the rules being: submit a picture, any picture.



Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-03 19:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

<explains very slowly>

Riiiiiiiight. I was telling him that it wasn't true that I followed the rules......because I didn't give him a camwhore of myself....because I didn't follow the.....

<weeeps>

<cocks head, looks at California blonde girl with expectations of forthcoming ditziness>.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 19:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i know that, and you're on the list above as being in the directory. he's asking those not on the list to shake their tailfeathers.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-03 19:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't give scourge a picture of myself for the directory. I gave him this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116676

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 19:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

scourge: emission impossible's is coming, i just gave him the info

director: what are you talking about? you're on scourge's list of people with camwhores above.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-06-03 19:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i didn't close a parentheses somewhere in there...also, GIANT MARGARITA HERE I COME!!!!!

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-06-03 19:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 superduperhugemargarita

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-06-03 19:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

random rating

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-03 19:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is not true. I gave you a picture of Buster Keaton in jail.

If you're gonna use one of me there are plenty on here to choose from already so knock yerself out Hoss.

Or, you could just use Buster Keaton.

Actually I don't really care. I'm trying to avoid Ubersite as much as possible, so I'm not here enough to really play with all the toys anyway. By the time I get them out it's time to leave and I've just gotta pack em' up again, know what I mean?


I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!

-- Homer Simpson
New Kid on the Block