UberVirgins - Do You Dream of Handsomeness? Would You Like More Success With Women? Read on... (2178 hits)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-06-03 08:14:07 EDT
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-06-05 17:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did this, and was propositioned by a Mr T look-a-like.
I'm in 2 minds wether or not to take it off. Do I dissapoint him or myself?
Decisions, decisions............
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2008-06-05 11:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My initial ranking was wrong. I forgot you were an ignorant snaggletooth. Here's for you sweets.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-04 04:42:00 EDT (#)
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The reviews on this have made for excellent morning reading.
Director, I'm sure you're trying to get some kind of rise out of me, but since your opinion is pretty much worthless, I'm not going to bother. Hope you get some tips tonight dude!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-06-04 04:22:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-03 22:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I had friends
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No matter what the rest of the sentence is, no sentence that begins with "If I had friends" is going to do anything but depress me.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-06-04 03:19:04 EDT (#)
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OOMPAH LOOMPAH DOOPIDDY DOO.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-04 03:13:10 EDT (#)
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Young Ones > Bottom
Very easily in fact.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-03 20:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well that's disturbing. I give my vote for best sitcom ever to Fawlty Towers, but there have been a few pretty decent U.S. ones. Director is right to mention All in the Family. Family Guy. Oh, I guess that's all I can think of right now. Most U.S. sitcoms are just wretched though. I'm right.
For some reason, I want to mention Barney Miller, but I can't remember if it was any good or not. My poor brain cells. I think it was good. I liked it when I was a kid, but what does that mean. Hell, I though Ultra-man was awesome when I was a kid. Does anybody remember Ultra-man? Or did they only show it in Rolla, Missouri? That would be crazy, because it was a Japanese monster series. I blame that series for my attraction for Asian women. Mmmmmmm. That, and one of the James Bond movies...not sure which one. Man with the Golden Gun, maybe. Ha...I think Golden Gun is a euphamism for dick. Gross. Now, was that an original novel? Or a hollywood story? I don't know. Golden Gun. Heh. Penis. Gross. "You're following him to Arizona? What, does he have a golden penis or something?" Long story. Don't think I'll share it, but yeah...I have a golden penis. Gross.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-06-03 19:27:27 EDT (#)
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ALAN PARTRIDGE
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 18:58:45 EDT (#)
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hbts, what's your opinion on YO v. Bottom?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-03 18:50:29 EDT (#)
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100 reviews woo.
Dude. I'm from fucking TEXAS and I think Eddie Izzard is the shit.
You just like to be "different." But, not in a unique, interesting or funny way, like Izzard.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 18:47:47 EDT (#)
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Also, best radio comedy is either 'Dad's Army' or 'Harry Hill's Fruit Corner'.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 18:45:09 EDT (#)
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Izzard is a useless cunt.
I saw some shit about animation, watch QUADS! by John Callahan and then shut the fuck up.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-03 18:26:38 EDT (#)
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first time i saw izzard i virtually coughed up my kidneys with laughter.
saw some of his stuff recently
move on eddie. I'm just a tad bored of the same jokes.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-06-03 18:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For shame dick splat.
Stop posting pictures of your seriously mutated mug, my blindness has just come out of remission.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-06-03 18:15:31 EDT (#)
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this is pure comedy right here
http://www.janicak.com/images/Art/other/janicak_dougan_tmnt.wmv
nsfw
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-03 18:04:53 EDT (#)
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Right before my dad died, he finished his farewell letter with the line "So long and thanks for all the fish."
Doesn't that come from Hitchhikers Guide? I seem to think it does.
Christ I'm getting old.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-06-03 18:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:59:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-06-03 22:55:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and Jake - best radio comedy?
Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy mayhaps? I don't know, I'm kind of biased again. I fucking love Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. That film was an affront to God and Jeebus and all the weeping heavenly hosts.
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No chance.
Douglas adams does great intros. pretty good middle bits - but finishes like an asthmatic marathon runner.
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yeah, well so does your face.
What?
Eddie Izzard FTW
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-03 18:01:25 EDT (#)
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I never read the book(s)? Everyone I know loves it, so I'll read hitchhikers guide someday.
I saw the movie and was just....baffeled. It wasn't funny, interesting, original or much of anything but dumb.
I did like the morose robot with the big round head though.
Eddie Izzard For President.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-06-03 18:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, don't bother mate. I don't think someone quite got the point of the humour and it hasn't translated. Also, an American Zaphod Beeblebox is expected. A black American Ford Prefect is taking the piss.
Although Bill Nighy was brilliant as ever, it's hardly an endorsement for RUINING SOMETHING I LOVED.
>cries<
I'm looking forward to the Boosh film, and I agree that Big Bang Theory is pretty ace. Scrubs, yes, that too.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-03 18:01:12 EDT (#)
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the BBC hitchhikers guide wasn't bad at all
the new film is fucking vile
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:59:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-06-03 22:55:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and Jake - best radio comedy?
Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy mayhaps? I don't know, I'm kind of biased again. I fucking love Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. That film was an affront to God and Jeebus and all the weeping heavenly hosts.
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No chance.
Douglas adams does great intros. pretty good middle bits - but finishes like an asthmatic marathon runner.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:56:11 EDT (#)
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i can't bring myself to watch the films.
id rather keep the faces i have in my heed for my most beloved of all writing.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and Jake - best radio comedy?
Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy mayhaps? I don't know, I'm kind of biased again. I fucking love Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. That film was an affront to God and Jeebus and all the weeping heavenly hosts.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:54:02 EDT (#)
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south park is my favourite show then family guy, colbert report, daily show, big bang theory is ace too. glad that got renewed. so did scrubs with writing direction from NBC removed should be back to its early form.
there's loads of good comedy on tv right now.
futurama is always good.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
eddie izzzards in houston next week.
i'm excited.
interesting to see how the whole transvestite thing will play in texas.
although Houston is v.diverse.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:52:06 EDT (#)
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More funny American shows:
Busum Buddies
South Park
Arrested Development
Cheers
Dragnet (Dragnet wasn't supposed to be a comedy, but if you watch it now, it's fucking hilarious), Freaks & Geeks
King of the Hill (sometimes the moralizing in this drives me batty).
Larry Sanders Show
Married With Children
Monty Python was ok. I liked a lot of other British shows besides that; Are you being served, Black Adder, some others I can't remember come to mind. I still think Red Dwarf is the greatest T.V. comedy, ever.
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South park i have never liked. And i liked baseketball
cheers - yes
dragnet -hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
king o the hill - no
married with children - that's a joke right?
oooh Scrubs. that's good
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
futurama
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:50:21 EDT (#)
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"Kids in the Hall" was pretty funny Canadian stuff. So was very early SBCtv with John Candy, Eugene Levy and a bunch of other Canadians who went on to bigger things.
More funny American shows:
Busum Buddies
South Park
Arrested Development
Cheers
Dragnet (Dragnet wasn't supposed to be a comedy, but if you watch it now, it's fucking hilarious), Freaks & Geeks
King of the Hill (sometimes the moralizing in this drives me batty).
Larry Sanders Show
Married With Children
Monty Python was ok. I liked a lot of other British shows besides that; Are you being served, Black Adder, some others I can't remember come to mind. I still think Red Dwarf is the greatest T.V. comedy, ever.
I'd like to see something from Australia. I don't believe I've ever seen an Australian comedy. As funny as those fuckers are there's gotta be something I'm missing.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:50:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:16:37 EDT (#)
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Animation the seppos win hands down, i'm surprised no Brits have come up with a family guy type hit
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Nah, it'd just end up as an animated version of Eastenders and who the fuck would want to watch that?
The Mighty Boosh are and always will be the pinnacle of southern comedy, if the northerners will admit to such a thing existing, and I'm currently enjoying Flight of the Conchords just to prove that I'm diverse.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:44:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-03 14:09:01 PDT (#)
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American comedy that makes me laugh
Frasier (before Niles started going out with Daphne)
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yeah. funnier when he was all drooly and pathetic
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:21:39 EDT (#)
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Peep show is ace.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:16:37 EDT (#)
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yup.
butters speaks truth but in my personal opinion Python crowns ALL comedy.
there is some fantastic american comedy too of course, even some canadian comedy.
English comedy not being directed by ratings chasing tends to be more quirky and off the wall, more hit and miss but the HIGHS are so high when it works.
American comedies (network anyway) HAVE to make ratings or they are ruthlessly canned, this leads to more formulaic 'situations' but tend to have resources, sharp writing teams behind them.
The American Office for example I consistently enjoy more than the original but some of the belly laughs from Gervias's antics were unbelievable.
Animation the seppos win hands down, i'm surprised no Brits have come up with a family guy type hit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:15:49 EDT (#)
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and now Kelsey Grammer has had a heart attack
cheers was good too
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:13:04 EDT (#)
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ooh - Curb your enthusiasm - but i don't really watch it. The bits I've seen make me laugh though
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:12:34 EDT (#)
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I don't actually like Monty python. I think it has aged terribly.
Fawlty Towers
Young Ones
Red Dwarf (up to and including series 6)
The office
Extras
I'm sorry i haven't a clue was the best thing on radio ever
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:09:09 EDT (#)
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Monty Pythons Flying Circus squishes Director's point like a giant comedy foot from the sky...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-03 17:09:01 EDT (#)
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All in the Family, WKRP In Cincinnatti, M.A.S.H., The Honeymooners, I Love Lucy, The Tonight Show, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, The Bob Newhart Show, Taxi, and many others...all are masters of comedy to a vastly larger audience than ANYTHING that has ever come out of your shithole.
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Of these I quite liked Taxi. It wasn't bad.
American comedy that makes me laugh
Frasier (before Niles started going out with Daphne)
Third rock from the sun (first two seasons)
Family guy
Simpsons very infrequently
Big Bang theory isn't bad.
the rest is ok at best
Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2008-06-03 16:02:11 EDT (#)
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If someone actually did that wouldn't it be like identity theft? I wanna do it though.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-03 15:53:42 EDT (#)
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H-BiTS just got owned.
:(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-06-03 15:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unsettling bonkeyes
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-06-03 15:19:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:42:27 EDT (#)
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I'd just like to point out that The Young Ones is better than any American 'comedy' series ever made.
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What a squishy pussy you are. Your idiotic Anti-Americanism is becoming a hollow joke. A statement like the one above is purely subjective. Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, you repulsive jackass.
All in the Family, WKRP In Cincinnatti, M.A.S.H., The Honeymooners, I Love Lucy, The Tonight Show, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, The Bob Newhart Show, Taxi, and many others...all are masters of comedy to a vastly larger audience than ANYTHING that has ever come out of your shithole.
That said, my all time favorite television comedy is Red Dwarf.
You still slurp glistening baboon penis, however. The fact that you've been laid (at least, you claim) is nothing short of miraculous, and someone should call the center for the study of devine intervention, because surely weary Old Jehova himself came down from the heavens and got involved in that one, shit-smear.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2008-06-03 14:20:06 EDT (#)
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Absolutely plain.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-06-03 14:11:06 EDT (#)
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lmao
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:54:17 EDT (#)
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sac, i'll expect you over tonight at 8 pm sharp.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=y-ZNX1jqbOk
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:46:21 EDT (#)
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I just cut this out and put it at the bottom of a urinal.
Cheers!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:44:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:07:27 EDT (#)
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they might indeed. i'm a rabid fan though.
there is also one american comedy (short lived, on HBO) i have to mention that's excellent, and that's Mr. Show. it's an acquired taste, but i loved it once i got into it.
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You and I could share a TV.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmNApZRy3wk
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:22:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:08:51 EDT (#)
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the young ones was cack.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:07:27 EDT (#)
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they might indeed. i'm a rabid fan though.
there is also one american comedy (short lived, on HBO) i have to mention that's excellent, and that's Mr. Show. it's an acquired taste, but i loved it once i got into it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:54:39 EDT (#)
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I am very sorry to hear about your cat.
:(
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:53:04 EDT (#)
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The Mighty Boosh, The Office and Flying Circus might argue with you on that one Experima.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:51:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:42:27 PDT (#)
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I'd just like to point out that The Young Ones is better than any American 'comedy' series ever made.
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I'd just like to further that by saying The Young Ones is better than any comedy ever made, period.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:45:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:44:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:42:27 EDT (#)
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I'd just like to point out that The Young Ones is better than any American 'comedy' series ever made.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:33:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-08 09:23:42 PDT (#)
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RIK: I am not a virgin! I'm not a virgin! All right, all right. All right. If I'm a virgin, how come I know what a girl's bottom looks like?
VYVYAN: From looking in the mirror.
RIK: Damn!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:31:28 EDT (#)
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Saccy, that was beautiful.
Adrian Edmonson was on Ready Steady Cook this evening, good stuff.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:30:58 EDT (#)
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ah, shit. sac's doing YW quotes and I have to go to work. fuck.
ps great post
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:27:11 EDT (#)
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RICK: Look, there's obviously been some ghastly misunderstanding.
VYVYAN: [stands] Ha ha ha ha ha! Rick is still a virgin!
RICK: I'm not! I am not a virgin!
VYVYAN: Virgin! Virgin! Virgin!
RICK: I am not! [pushes Vyvyan, moves away. Vyvyan takes a cup and throws it at Rick, hitting him in the head. Rick throws a bottle, but misses Vyvyan and hits Neil, knocking him out. Vyvyan sits and looks smug. Rick smashes a cabinet over Vyvyan's head. He wipes off his hands and turns the radio on.]
That'll teach you to cast aspersions on my sexuality, Vyvyan! Now then, who wants a hard-boiled egg?
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:23:46 EDT (#)
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Now, how can we add a spoonfull of rape here?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-06-03 12:20:01 EDT (#)
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Holy shit you look like a serial killer.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:58:41 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yikes.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:56:38 EDT (#)
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It's a promotional excercise, damn you!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:54:48 EDT (#)
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SHIT! EMISSION HAS YOUR ACCOUNT!
He is leaving linkwhores over the front page for this post! OMG!
The real Hurty would never do that!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:26:53 EDT (#)
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Like you wouldn't believe.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:26:27 EDT (#)
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Are you always so compliant?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:24:42 EDT (#)
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She suggested it, I was merely complying.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:24:22 EDT (#)
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lol.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 11:24:05 EDT (#)
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That was a bit harsh! Poor LM.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:56:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-03 14:39:12 BST (#)
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I bet that made Hurtys day.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:27:36 EDT (#)
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15k?
wow, he wood be like the chinese.
cept then he would be called
"rinus"
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:20:10 EDT (#)
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Don't worry Linus, your bulk order of 15k masks is on its way!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:19:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:16:19 EDT (#)
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Oh Hurty, you so crazy!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:13:50 EDT (#)
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And they're all a bit yellow.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:11:35 EDT (#)
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yes, it would bbe like playing against the chinese, where they all look alike.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:04:53 EDT (#)
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Imagine if the team had been wearing them though, you lot would have become uncontrollably aroused and unable to concentrate!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-06-03 10:03:13 EDT (#)
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now if the tartan army wore these during the game...
you wood have still lost.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:48:28 EDT (#)
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Our border police should wear them - keep those pesky immigrants out.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:47:41 EDT (#)
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Now that's a pretty clever idea.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:40:44 EDT (#)
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Oh my god...Shlongy, seriously. Get off ubersite. You've been active here now for over 12 hours straight.
At least you stopped sending those fucking e-mails.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:39:12 EDT (#)
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Fucking imbalanced moron below
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:38:45 EDT (#)
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I'd wear this if I wanted to clear my neighborhood of stray dogs.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:21:50 EDT (#)
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I'm slightly aroused and slightly scared.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-03 09:21:38 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:55:51 EDT (#)
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Man that would be so weird...you would have to cut a wee slit in the mouth for some tonguing, too.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:55:39 EDT (#)
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I'd like to wear it whilst masturbating in front of mirror.
I have trouble reaching over the bump though.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:54:28 EDT (#)
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I've already printed off a few for some narcissistic bumping with my woman later.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:51:49 EDT (#)
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Drogo, you should ask her if she will wear it instead...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:51:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-06-03 13:48:47 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:32:14 EDT (#)
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Shlongy my man, you are a constant source of inspiration, my 'muse' if you like.
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Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya Gary?
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"Pull your tongue out of your cheek" would have been more appropriate; you apparently have the perceptive powers of a rock, congratulations.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:50:50 EDT (#)
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Fuck!
I just emailed it to the Inflatable lady saying that I'm going to wear it during sexy time. She just sent one back saying:
"If you looked like that I would never have agreed to get into bed with you, so what makes you think that wearing that would get you some action? If I wanted a bloody Hobo in bed with me I would go down the nearest Out reach centre. Burn it if you want to share a bed ever again."
I am now going outside to watch your face burn.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:49:22 EDT (#)
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I just noticed, you didn't include the little 'fold here' tabs. That almost dropped a point.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:48:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:32:14 EDT (#)
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Shlongy my man, you are a constant source of inspiration, my 'muse' if you like.
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Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya Gary?
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:46:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:42:21 EDT (#)
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Also, what is it with all these really old and unused users popping up lately? Spooky.
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I was wondering that too.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:45:54 EDT (#)
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I'm bored enough to do that sadly tally ho!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:44:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:42:21 EDT (#)
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Nothing that exciting sadly Indo, I was just a bit generous with the Poster Edges filter. That and crappy lighting make me look more diseased than I already am.
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Put a little green tings on there and you have a nice zombie mask...
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This could be lots of fun!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:42:21 EDT (#)
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Nothing that exciting sadly Indo, I was just a bit generous with the Poster Edges filter. That and crappy lighting make me look more diseased than I already am.
Also, what is it with all these really old and unused users popping up lately? Spooky.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd love more success with women.
I fear some users will need a cock mask, though, too. :(
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:33:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:20:14 EDT (#)
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If I had friends I'd print out a pile of these and create a Hurty army...
...to support a soccer team from a country where headbutting isn't a national pastime.
I can't tell if you are covered with dirt, or if your hair grows in patches or both. Either way it is probably caused by working with filthy immigrants, you probably caught mange.
Submitted by kristy (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:33:55 EDT (#)
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chaos ahead
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:32:14 EDT (#)
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Shlongy my man, you are a constant source of inspiration, my 'muse' if you like.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:31:34 EDT (#)
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This was your first good post, that I can recall actually 'guffawing' at.
I must have inspired you.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:30:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:21:30 EDT (#)
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Dude, Drake, there is a contest! Read the fine print.
Tell you what, ten +2's to the most creative abuse of my visage, five for the funniest and a randomly selected gift from my flat.
What a contest!
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In my defense....I'm illiterate.
I just smash my keyboard until something that resembles a sentence is on my screen. Just read my posts if you don't believe me.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:21:30 EDT (#)
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Dude, Drake, there is a contest! Read the fine print.
Tell you what, ten +2's to the most creative abuse of my visage, five for the funniest and a randomly selected gift from my flat.
What a contest!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:20:14 EDT (#)
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If I had friends I'd print out a pile of these and create a Hurty army...
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:19:45 EDT (#)
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There should be a contest with this one.
Don't ask me what kind but I see a lot of people doing sad, terrible things.
Might as well capitalize.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:19:12 EDT (#)
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Does that 'situation' involve a downstairs moistening, perhaps?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-06-03 08:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man! This is going to cause a situation.