Oh, the places you’ll go….(SPT) (922 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 0.62 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by FALLEN (View user info) at 2008-05-29 11:38:34 EDT
A coworker of mine has entered into the 20th century and finally gotten a high-speed interwebz service. He lives out in the woods somewhere and they didn't offer it in his area until recently.
He comes to me and asks for some sites to visit, now that he can enjoy them with blazing fast download speed that his old dial-up could never provide him. It seems that he thinks I am the best source for porn and other Internet wonders.
I have NO idea where he got that impression.
So full of pride in his trust of me I will provide him with a list of sites to see. A cornucopia of pop culture, mindless wastes of time, games, entertainment and porn, will be laid before him. He has entrusted his high-speed browsing virginity to me and naturally...
I'm turning him over to you.
Come one, come all, and lay upon me the suggestions for this babe in the woods.
Be they perversions untold, horrors unspeakable, or solid entertainment, I want to give him a fire hose of choices.
I present you the opportunity to expand the horizons of a noob that has languished in dial-up hell for so long.
And yes I will randomly stick meatspin and lemonparty into the list automatically.
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-30 17:18:20 EDT (#)
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daft buggers you brits. 3x5 is the general genital area, the thatch, if it were left as natural beaver. think out of the box. dont just dive in, but linger about a little.
scratch and sniff i gather....
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-30 11:11:00 EDT (#)
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Right, I have done some measurements on a small coffee jar and 5x3 inches is how big it is.
That is a poor object to be comparing one's cunt to. Even to have it described as "like sleeve of wizard" would be a step up. I mean seriously, you'd only be able to pleasure yourself by mounting elaborate door knobs.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-30 11:09:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-30 05:25:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-30 08:11:09 BST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-29 18:02:42 EDT (#)
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I smell like car deodoriser. :(
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like all over or just on those 3x5 inches of real estate?
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Bit big, no?
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Okay, I'm a bit lost. Are you talking about cunt?
'cause that only raises other questions. How would Toe sniff herself? I mean she is a kiwi so I suppose she could have been scratching herself and then sniffing her fingers but... yuck.
Also 3 inches wide (Diameter?) by five inches long (depth?) sounds very odd dimensions for genitalia of any description.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-30 05:25:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-30 08:11:09 BST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-29 18:02:42 EDT (#)
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I smell like car deodoriser. :(
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like all over or just on those 3x5 inches of real estate?
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Bit big, no?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-30 03:11:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-29 18:02:42 EDT (#)
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I smell like car deodoriser. :(
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like all over or just on those 3x5 inches of real estate?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-29 22:18:13 EDT (#)
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http://www.singsnap.com/snap/watchandlisten/play/bee2cc2e
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-29 21:37:50 EDT (#)
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-05-29 20:13:02 EDT (#)
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www.cracked.com
www.collegehumor.com
youtube!
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/
http://maddox.xmission.com/
http://www.dsjacademy.com/activity.php?mode=cat&cat_id=0
several random porn sites
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-29 18:02:42 EDT (#)
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I smell like car deodoriser. :(
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-29 14:15:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-29 08:41:22 PDT (#)
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http://www.sapphicerotica.com
Go forth.
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My God. A fellow traveler.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-05-29 13:21:21 EDT (#)
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http://vintagelovelies.com/main
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-29 13:15:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-29 13:07:44 EDT (#)
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myfreelaptop.com ?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-29 12:15:50 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/61908
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71597
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87267
these are a few of my favs.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-29 11:55:40 EDT (#)
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I don't use the internet, so I wouldn't know what to tell him.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-29 11:51:10 EDT (#)
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I'll ask.
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-29 11:50:41 EDT (#)
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Oh...OK.
But DOES he have a rash on his knob?
I'm curious.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-29 11:49:40 EDT (#)
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oh I see,
you think this one of those "It's not me, it's for a friend" scams
trust me finding porn is not a problem for me.
this post is what it is, a chance to shock a neophite into canceling his service or making him wonder why he waited so long to sign up.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-29 11:47:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.moid.org
Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-05-29 11:45:45 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAH
'My friend' wants porn sites... lol
Does 'your friend' have a rash on his knob too?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-29 11:45:37 EDT (#)
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www.teeniebums.com
www.ffffound.com
www.linkswarm.com
www.leenks.com
www.fark.com
um yeah I dunno I don't go on the internet much
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-29 11:41:22 EDT (#)
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http://www.nothingtoxic.com
http://www.snuffx.com
http://www.bmezine.com
http://www.sapphicerotica.com
Go forth.