A 13-letter word (792 hits)
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Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (View user info) at 2008-05-23 09:15:05 EDT
Once upon a time I was with my (then current) girlfriend. It was in her family house with her bedroom neighbouring her parents bedroom. It was 11p.m. there was a slight breeze and I could hear the gurgling and swishing of the water running beside their riverbank cottage. Did I mention I was bollock deep in her and that her Dad was a guy with a rough demeanour? Obviously we were having to be pretty damn quiet, several positions had been dismissed due to excess noise made from the bed etc so we were locked up in good ol' fashioned missionary. Not a problem. Like pizza - it's all good. I'm riding bareback and despite the imminent threat of being discovered I was excelling in our shared silent military manoeuvre of screwing 9 inches away from her parents heads. I realise that I'm fast approaching the point of no return with both nuts informing my brain that it was quote "time to evac" unquote. With my best fellas donned in swim caps and goggles I increase the speed. My eyes flutter, my breathing tests the tidal volume of my lungs all whilst my heart beats like a fucked clock. I'm in heaven - and at this very personal moment, she says "Not in me"!
For. Fucks. Sake.
That's the equivalent of a Police marksman confirming a clear line of sight, being given the go-ahead by his superior officer, pulling the trigger, feeling time slow down as the bullet spirals it's way outta the end of the barrel with precision and then hearing "actually; wait".
Quick as a bullet I pull out (and up slightly) and in the same nano-second I let out a good three of four hot long streams that start from her own "extraction point" and drew their own beelines up to her neck. I can honestly say it was the most powerful orgasm I've ever had.
It was ruined with one 13-letter word; Errrrrgggghhh!
Ruined.
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-05-25 22:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ruined
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-24 00:30:10 EDT (#)
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This is terrible.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-23 23:48:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-23 19:12:02 EDT (#)
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Fuckyouasshol
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-23 16:16:11 EDT (#)
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wank
LOL@ John Terry
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-23 14:58:04 EDT (#)
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No
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-23 14:48:52 EDT (#)
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i like this guy
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:48:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-23 11:01:54 EDT (#)
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Please do not bother.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-05-23 10:32:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-23 09:24:17 EDT (#)
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"You said you gave Mary-Jane a Pearl Necklace"
"Obviously you missed the point of that Story"
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NEVER thought I'd see a Half Baked quote here! Fuckin' A!
Back to the story, best way to deal with the cunt of a line "Not in me" is to reply with...
"What?....uhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhh....oh, not in you, shit, sorry."
Play ignorant, she always told you too late, you didn't hear shit!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-23 10:28:09 EDT (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-23 09:31:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-23 09:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"You said you gave Mary-Jane a Pearl Necklace"
"Obviously you missed the point of that Story"
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-23 09:22:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gisele (user info) at 2008-05-23 14:18:30 BST (#)
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Obviously we were having to be pretty damn quiet
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read: I suffer from premature ejaculation.
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+1 for that comment.
Submitted by gisele (user info) at 2008-05-23 09:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Obviously we were having to be pretty damn quiet
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read: I suffer from premature ejaculation.