Stubble = Badass (1291 hits)
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Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (View user info) at 2008-05-22 03:46:05 EDT
I hear people, mainly men, moan constantly about the chore of shaving their face every morning before work. I have a novel idea - don't shave!
The single best thing I ever bought in my life is my electric razor/trimmer. I can go to work 5 days a week with 5 different styles. It amazes your co-workers and re-energizes any workforce as they admire your manliness. Sometimes they'll have discussions about which style is their favourite or which style is next. Not once, sadly, have they suggested an alternative style.
There's nothing that says 'Male Of The Species' quite like facial hair. As I write this I am on the backend of the best part of a weeks laziness. I've come into work recently disgruntled, tired and scruffy and that will have been noted. However, this morning I trimmed and scuplted my facial hair ala Stallone's Rocky 4 Russian training montage. Now I walk in looking smart, neat and tidy albeit sans beard. They then feel awful for commenting on you being a scruffy nerve-hurter as they realise it "was a transition period" while the whole time you have been a scruffy nerve-hurter.
End result: a lazy week of sleeping in later instead of shaving.
User Reviews
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-24 20:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I shaved my balls two days ago. They're getting stubbly. They'd look right good on your chin.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-05-24 10:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stubble is hot
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-23 20:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-05-24 00:20:27 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:32:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:25:44 EDT (#)
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Having anything to do with London makes you a fucking cunt to be honest, fuck Southerners.
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Beautifully said HBTS, love it.
I wish the underground system would cave in and allow london to fall into the Earth never to be seen again. Southerners are cock suckers.
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Oi!
(followed by)
DOUBLE OI!!!
I don't know why I'm complaining, I'm from Merseyside, but I feel the need to defend my home against you midland train-chasers. We have....erm....some good stuff around here. Like traffic, and dog poo, and Bagel Factory..
(Oh, the post sucked, by the way. Don't try so hard to be One Of Them. They won't appreciate whatever it is you do so you might as well do it in your own style)
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You, sirs, can fahk right off
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2008-05-23 19:20:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:32:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:25:44 EDT (#)
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Having anything to do with London makes you a fucking cunt to be honest, fuck Southerners.
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Beautifully said HBTS, love it.
I wish the underground system would cave in and allow london to fall into the Earth never to be seen again. Southerners are cock suckers.
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Oi!
(followed by)
DOUBLE OI!!!
I don't know why I'm complaining, I'm from Merseyside, but I feel the need to defend my home against you midland train-chasers. We have....erm....some good stuff around here. Like traffic, and dog poo, and Bagel Factory..
(Oh, the post sucked, by the way. Don't try so hard to be One Of Them. They won't appreciate whatever it is you do so you might as well do it in your own style)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-23 16:15:42 EDT (#)
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wank
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-23 14:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how did i miss this? this was awesome
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-23 01:09:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-22 16:01:02 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahaha
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-22 15:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
For example, picture Chuck Norris - for even a moment could he be pictured as gay?
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I honestly wouldn't be surprised. His voice is a bit...soft.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-22 12:50:52 EDT (#)
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Meh... Stubble is awesome but to maintain stubble you need to trim it, which means you might as well just shave. I have 4 stages:
1. clean-shaven
2. Badass-looking stubble
3. Fluffy quarter-inch-long hair that makes me look like an idiot
4. Beardy thing
Clean-shaven is good but boring. I concur with you and want to add this - the best way to seem as un-gay as possible IS to grow a beard or at least have stubble. Gay men always seem to be fastidiously clean-shaven (or at least, that's the stereotype). For example, picture Chuck Norris - for even a moment could he be pictured as gay?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-22 12:12:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (user info) at 2008-05-22 08:49:48 CDT (#)
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Captain Thorns: it's a trimmer & razor. I have to trim it first before shaving. Never gets my neck/throat area never close enough so still need to wet shave there. not sure where you are but here in London, Eng the cost of razor blades is outrageous hence the reason I went trimmer/razor.
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Perhaps I was being a bit crass earlier. Rating adjusted accordingly.
Razor blades are expensive here in the USA as well, but my facial hair density is too thick for an electric razor to work well, was my point.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-22 12:08:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-22 16:54:55 BST (#)
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Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (user info) at 2008-05-22 07:09:23 PDT (#)
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I know other people have to shave I was just showing there is an option, an alternative.
Geez, there are some seriously uptight, wound up people here aren't there?
Knock one out relieve the tension and enjoy yourselves.
If London is supposedly in some way connected to idiocy then what's America's excuse?
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It's funny because most of the people talking shit on your post live on your island. Or that other island where they sound funny, but they're more tan.
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Greece?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-22 12:07:23 EDT (#)
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yawn.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-22 11:54:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (user info) at 2008-05-22 07:09:23 PDT (#)
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I know other people have to shave I was just showing there is an option, an alternative.
Geez, there are some seriously uptight, wound up people here aren't there?
Knock one out relieve the tension and enjoy yourselves.
If London is supposedly in some way connected to idiocy then what's America's excuse?
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It's funny because most of the people talking shit on your post live on your island. Or that other island where they sound funny, but they're more tan.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-22 11:14:25 EDT (#)
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Why the low ratings? It was mildly amusing.
Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (user info) at 2008-05-22 11:11:41 EDT (#)
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Well glad to see I'm not alone Nellypaal perhaps if there a few more we can form that ever elusive "bunch of cunts" I've heard of.
In a nice link I'd rather shave my arsehole with a blunt gnome than listen to that all day!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-22 11:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shania Twain filmed a video outside the pub I used to run. These things happen in London. It was NOT fun listening to her shitty song on loop all day. She had to stand on a box, she's so small. I must be a cunt too, seeing as I live in London, although I'd be surprised if anyone here grew up further north than me (within Britain).
Maybe it's the sugar high from all the Krispy Kremes I've eaten today, but I didn't hate the tone of this post.
Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:55:08 EDT (#)
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Is it really that hard to believe that a guy living on the outskirts of London should see a film crew shooting a film starting in London?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:54:28 EDT (#)
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I'm the guy that released the monkey.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:52:56 EDT (#)
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i was there too - i'm the guy that blew up the petrol station.
Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:52:05 EDT (#)
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No I'm not. They did some filming on a few of the bridges over the river in the early hours of the morning (4am-5am roughly) when it was getting lighter.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:48:22 EDT (#)
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You are so full of shit.
Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:42:10 EDT (#)
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I was actually up there when they filming that one morning. I'd been drinking heavily and it weirded me out a little if I'm honest. Now that I've opened up and shown my more vulnerable side can we have a hug.
Just for the record I'll say one thing about London Underground - London the 24hour city with 18 hour transport!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:38:39 EDT (#)
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You know that bit in 28 Days Later where London is completely desolate? I wish it was more like that in real life.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:37:39 EDT (#)
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It appears that the pack of Bulldogs has turned on each other.
*makes popcorn*
Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:33:35 EDT (#)
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You mention what I wrote about then go on to say, and I quote, "eat an eel". I'm not even a cunt in an affectionate way? Well now you've drawn line. Does this mean you actually really called me a cunt as an insult the first time around? Damnit, and I thought I was making friends.
That's a pity.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:32:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:25:44 EDT (#)
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Having anything to do with London makes you a fucking cunt to be honest, fuck Southerners.
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Beautifully said HBTS, love it.
I wish the underground system would cave in and allow london to fall into the Earth never to be seen again. Southerners are cock suckers.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:32:30 EDT (#)
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that's ok HBTS, but everyhting else you've said is true. and the blue essex chavs got beaten yesterday.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:30:31 EDT (#)
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Sorry Orph, you're cool. However, anyone who thinks that Will Ferrell is funny, writes wank about shaving and lives in London is most definitely an utter cunt. Not in an affectionate way either. Go and eat an eel or whatever.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:27:59 EDT (#)
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'Ooh, he is a bastard, isn't he?'
Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:27:16 EDT (#)
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I never said I wasn't a cunt. You are what you eat after all. All I referred to was the comment about London/idiot mentioned earlier.
I know I'm a cunt but it's nice to see you're not shy with affectionate terms.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:26:38 EDT (#)
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pull that turnip out of your arse tan-boy - some of us have to live here.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:25:44 EDT (#)
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Having anything to do with London makes you a fucking cunt to be honest, fuck Southerners.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:24:38 EDT (#)
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there's no need to bring the pikey's into this.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:22:25 EDT (#)
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From shaving advice to complaining that nobody cares about shaving advice to America bashing.
Try harder, lazy theiving cockney douche silo.
Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:21:35 EDT (#)
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Perhaps we can take it a little further;
thieving cockney pikey douche silo scumbag
I like the way because I'm from London you make the assumption that I'm cockney, that's not the case.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:16:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:15:20 EDT (#)
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Thieving cockney douche silo.
Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:14:45 EDT (#)
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"cockney douche silo" - I actually love that expression, I'm bagging that.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:13:44 EDT (#)
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The internet is a serious business you cockney douche silo.
Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:09:23 EDT (#)
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I know other people have to shave I was just showing there is an option, an alternative.
Geez, there are some seriously uptight, wound up people here aren't there?
Knock one out relieve the tension and enjoy yourselves.
If London is supposedly in some way connected to idiocy then what's America's excuse?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-22 10:04:40 EDT (#)
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Oh fantastic, it's British. :(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-22 09:54:57 EDT (#)
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Man, do you think you're the only person that has to shave? I also happen to own an electric razor, and only wet shave if I have a job interview or wedding or whatever. But I don't fucking bore everyone to tears by talking about.
Damn, I just did :o(
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 09:51:25 EDT (#)
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Wow, you're an idiot AND you live in London? Nice.
Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (user info) at 2008-05-22 09:49:48 EDT (#)
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Captain Thorns: it's a trimmer & razor. I have to trim it first before shaving. Never gets my neck/throat area never close enough so still need to wet shave there. not sure where you are but here in London, Eng the cost of razor blades is outrageous hence the reason I went trimmer/razor.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-22 09:43:06 EDT (#)
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I'm tryin' out the goatee right now. The dudes dig it.
I MEAN the chicks dig it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-22 09:09:15 EDT (#)
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Electric razor?
For REALZ?!?
LIEK OMG MY STUBBEL GOT TOO THIK TO USE THOES WEN I WUZ 19 YEARZ OLD
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-22 08:33:48 EDT (#)
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What possible response did you expect this unstimulating blob of shit to get?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 08:30:31 EDT (#)
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Great. So as long as there are colleges in America, we're all going to have to suffer. Burn them to the ground.
Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (user info) at 2008-05-22 08:30:24 EDT (#)
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I personlly thought that Anchorman was good as was Old School. Sadly after that he went into crap like Bewitched etc and kinda sold out, Shame.
No that other link isn't me either.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-22 08:24:32 EDT (#)
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Probably when he stops making millions of dollars and college kids stop quoting everything he says.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 08:21:09 EDT (#)
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Shit film. Shit post. Shit off.
I had the misfortune of watching Anchorman a while ago, I was thoroughly embarrassed for Will Ferrell as it's one of the least funny films I've ever seen. I watched Semi Pro the other day and realised he's quite possible the shittest 'comedy' actor ever. When will he stop and realise he's a fucking idiot?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-22 08:21:03 EDT (#)
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http://www.myspace.com/tafter
Is *this* you?
lol
Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (user info) at 2008-05-22 08:17:55 EDT (#)
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No I'm not a girl. Can see how you got there though. The name comes from "Anchorman".
I posted this piece of rambling just to see what kinda response it got.
Obviously it's got a shite reponse. Cunts.
Note to self; either try harder or give less of a shit about other's comments.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 08:13:59 EDT (#)
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Overly curved hat bill, window air conditioner, RonJon Surf Shop t-shirt, face goat, stringy hair girl who appears a bit drunk, purple walls with a yellow star painted on...
Tell me, does the Busch Light taste better out of bottles or cans?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-22 07:58:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-22 12:49:48 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 07:40:48 EDT (#)
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http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/1444762281075260804cnYpBN
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You're a girl?
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Now I did NOT see that coming. Your friend Steph is cute, though.
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What a lot of acne and chins.
'Bronwyn eating' killed me. She does that a lot, right? lol.
Welcome, freak.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-22 07:49:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 07:40:48 EDT (#)
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http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/1444762281075260804cnYpBN
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You're a girl?
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Now I did NOT see that coming. Your friend Steph is cute, though.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-22 07:46:50 EDT (#)
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Shave yourself in the fucking head.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 07:40:48 EDT (#)
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http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/1444762281075260804cnYpBN
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You're a girl?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-22 07:37:20 EDT (#)
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Kill yourself.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-22 07:28:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-05-22 04:01:15 EDT (#)
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You could have a stingray's tail sticking out of your chest while you were wrestling an anaconda and you still wouldn't look masculine, you fucking hippy.
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You suck for all the obvious reasons, but this crappy post gets a solid +2 for Sphag's review.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-05-22 06:27:32 EDT (#)
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Bang! Sphagnum said it!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-05-22 04:01:15 EDT (#)
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You could have a stingray's tail sticking out of your chest while you were wrestling an anaconda and you still wouldn't look masculine, you fucking hippy.
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Welcome to ubersite, the longer you post here the more abuse you will receive. you will get used to it, or you will cut your own throat with a broken bottle. Up to you.
I'm not at all impressed with your whiney "don't be mean on my first post" bullshit.
*Throws a bottle at this loser* "you know what to do"
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-22 04:22:41 EDT (#)
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I thought the expression was nerf-herder.
Please ignore this if I am incorrect.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-22 04:21:16 EDT (#)
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Calm down dear, its only a commercial.
Submitted by DrKennethNoisewater (user info) at 2008-05-22 04:14:19 EDT (#)
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Well that's a really nice response to my first posting isn't it. Do you really think I sit here thinking how cool I am. In fact if anything were to be real it would be the very opposite of that. Writing allows you to be free with your imagination doesn't it? Do you really think I believe that a frigging facial hair style energizes ANY workforce? Gimme a break.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-22 04:02:59 EDT (#)
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You wanna know what the problem with you is? You think you are cool. Which instantly makes you uncool.
You see, its not cool to think you're cool, and since you do think you're cool then you are not. You think you're cool. Which just ain't cool, dude.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-05-22 04:01:15 EDT (#)
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You could have a stingray's tail sticking out of your chest while you were wrestling an anaconda and you still wouldn't look masculine, you fucking hippy.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-05-22 03:59:20 EDT (#)
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I would have to agree that when I am due a waxing of my butt the stubble does indeed make for a very bad ass.