Classics Illustrated (941 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-05-16 14:33:48 EDT
Remember the good old days when comic books informed as they entertained? I miss those days, when you could read a thrilling classic tale AND learn who people really lived in the past. Here are a few sample from my own collection...
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-20 12:47:36 EDT (#)
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...former English schoolboy below.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-20 12:23:27 EDT (#)
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hmm, well, that wasn't very funny.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-20 09:06:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-19 22:37:05 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116824
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-17 19:58:36 EDT (#)
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Maybe it's my having poor taste, but I enjoy a regular Corona with lime on a hot day, usually after having done some kind of physical work (or play) outside in the sun. That's the only time they are desirable, to me anyway.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-17 15:37:53 EDT (#)
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Most lite beer is crap. I consider standard Corona to be crap, as well. A lime helps the first one, but after that all I can taste is the lime.
PBR ftw!!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-17 14:42:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-17 11:56:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-16 21:02:12 PDT (#)
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I just had a bottle of Corona Light. I've enjoyed Corona when I've had a bottle now and then. It's hot as fuck here and I thought I might cool off with a few refreshing light beers.
WARNING: DO NOT DRINK THIS BEER. IT TASTES LIKE SOMETHING THAT DRIPPED OUT OF THE ENGINE OF A CAR UP ON BLOCKS IN FRONT OF A PARTICLE BOARD MANSION IN A KENTUCKY HOLLOW. IT IS THE MOST HEINOUS EXCUSE FOR BEER EVER BREWED.
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Dude, you just forgot the lime.
Also, you drank light beer.
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As I said, it was HOT. Hot for me, anyhow, thus a light and presumably refreshing beer. I did run for a lime. Nothing helped. I could have poured it over a perfect pair of tits and licked it up and it would still taste foul.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-05-17 14:28:38 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-17 11:56:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-16 21:02:12 PDT (#)
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I just had a bottle of Corona Light. I've enjoyed Corona when I've had a bottle now and then. It's hot as fuck here and I thought I might cool off with a few refreshing light beers.
WARNING: DO NOT DRINK THIS BEER. IT TASTES LIKE SOMETHING THAT DRIPPED OUT OF THE ENGINE OF A CAR UP ON BLOCKS IN FRONT OF A PARTICLE BOARD MANSION IN A KENTUCKY HOLLOW. IT IS THE MOST HEINOUS EXCUSE FOR BEER EVER BREWED.
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Dude, you just forgot the lime.
Also, you drank light beer.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-17 01:41:06 EDT (#)
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Appreciate it. Every little bit of feedback like hat helps.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-17 00:50:42 EDT (#)
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Ha.
The apostrophe in "could'st" is wrong, even though it's found spelled that way on the web a few times. Actually, it's normally just spelled "couldst."
Fuck, I'm a dork.
This message brought to you by the moron who misspells common words in the titles of his rather lackluster yet overrated posts.
Still, the d'backs win again. They shouldn't have. But they did.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-17 00:02:12 EDT (#)
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I just had a bottle of Corona Light. I've enjoyed Corona when I've had a bottle now and then. It's hot as fuck here and I thought I might cool off with a few refreshing light beers.
WARNING: DO NOT DRINK THIS BEER. IT TASTES LIKE SOMETHING THAT DRIPPED OUT OF THE ENGINE OF A CAR UP ON BLOCKS IN FRONT OF A PARTICLE BOARD MANSION IN A KENTUCKY HOLLOW. IT IS THE MOST HEINOUS EXCUSE FOR BEER EVER BREWED.
Jesus wept.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-16 23:28:27 EDT (#)
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below!!!
i thought i was the only one. i tried to do my own detective work to see if you gave the slightest shit about sports but it appears you dont.
bedlam*
*madness
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-16 21:27:48 EDT (#)
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When I first saw your name on ubersite, and people were talking about you being published, I thought it would be pretty crazy if you were THE Jack McCallum (one of Sports Illustrated's head writers), and was disappointed when you weren't.
Your title reminded me of that.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-16 19:16:47 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA.
Nope, still fully functional.
But you might want to have a bucket ready.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2008-05-16 19:16:22 EDT (#)
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Broke as in malfunction or broke in the equine sense?
Because Marilyn did a couple of westerns, you know.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 19:12:14 EDT (#)
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uh-oh, I think I broke him
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:50:17 EDT (#)
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eh - don't work yourself up too much - that's how you end up disappointed
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:45:56 EDT (#)
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hat fuckers
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:33:32 EDT (#)
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Of course I'm quite certain Crystle dolled up as Marilyn or Jessica Rabbit would be hotter.
Right. I'm off to drop another tray of ice cubes down my boxers. Back in a bit. Can't uber after doing that, what with all the steam.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:30:15 EDT (#)
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btw, I drove to the bank after fucking off work at noon. It was so hot in the East Bay that a hot wind was blowing into the truck and it made my eyeballs hot. My fuckin EYEBALLS.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:25:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:23:53 EDT (#)
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how bout a few jpgs that are about 4 years old as jessica rabbit?
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http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:23:53 EDT (#)
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how bout a few jpgs that are about 4 years old as jessica rabbit?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:23:50 EDT (#)
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Okay, the halter dress then.
I'll supply the fan and the grate you can stand on.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:22:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:19:52 EDT (#)
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and could I use the white halter dress instead of the black birthday dress? I don't have anyone that could sew me into something
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Well you're in luck, cause I'm real handy with a needle and thread. Got my own thimbles too.
*struggles until purple in the face to resist 'prick' joke*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:22:10 EDT (#)
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ew - renting one in the castro..
first off, it would be too "tall"... second, who knows what has been on/in it.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:21:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:19:18 EDT (#)
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whoa.
That's tempting
I wonder how much the marilyn dress would cost?
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Are you kidding? You could rent one in the Castro.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:20:21 EDT (#)
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$399.00 with free 2-day shipping.
It's in my cart, waiting for that 'complete purchase' click!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:19:52 EDT (#)
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and could I use the white halter dress instead of the black birthday dress? I don't have anyone that could sew me into something
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:19:18 EDT (#)
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whoa.
That's tempting
I wonder how much the marilyn dress would cost?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:16:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-16 17:13:39 EDT (#)
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Text hurts eyes.
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Smoke a bowl.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:14:27 EDT (#)
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Serious offer below.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-16 18:14:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:01:12 EDT (#)
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While I appreciate the moral support, I'd appreciate MONETARY support more....
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Hot damn!
I'll buy you one right now. All I ask is a hi res video of you in full Marilyn getup, singing 'Happy Birthday.'
See? Nothing naughty there.
Of course you really should throw in a wiggle or two, but that's it, honestly.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-05-16 17:13:39 EDT (#)
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Text hurts eyes.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:22:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:04:34 EDT (#)
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You're not funny
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Enough vaginal sand to build a new beach at Cancun.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:03:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:01:12 EDT (#)
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While I appreciate the moral support, I'd appreciate MONETARY support more....
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-16 11:59:36 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:51:17 EDT (#)
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Anyone wanna help me buy myself a Kindle for my birthday?!???
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Buy yourself a Kindle for your birthday, or Orgasmatron will disturb your squats.
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Ah. Yer on your own, kid. Wait a few months, then get one on eBay or in a pawn shop for half price.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:41:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:38:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:06:04 EDT (#)
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hat fuckers
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:04:34 EDT (#)
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You're not funny
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:01:12 EDT (#)
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While I appreciate the moral support, I'd appreciate MONETARY support more....
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-16 11:59:36 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:51:17 EDT (#)
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Anyone wanna help me buy myself a Kindle for my birthday?!???
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Buy yourself a Kindle for your birthday, or Orgasmatron will disturb your squats.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 15:00:27 EDT (#)
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oh you silly greek!
the whole point is to NOT have the typical screen - I need to reduce eye-fatigue on long flights where my eyes are already irritated.
my coworker had one of the Sony Readers, and the e-paper is FANTASTIC. no backlit pixels for me!
:-)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:59:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:51:17 EDT (#)
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Anyone wanna help me buy myself a Kindle for my birthday?!???
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Buy yourself a Kindle for your birthday, or Orgasmatron will disturb your squats.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:54:47 EDT (#)
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i saw a kindle in borders last week. i gotta say, the screen looks fantastic.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:52:16 EDT (#)
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Fuck the Kindle, buy this!
http://pages.samsung.com/us/p2/index.html
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:51:52 EDT (#)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=uUY-OtbBKt8
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:51:17 EDT (#)
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Anyone wanna help me buy myself a Kindle for my birthday?!???
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:50:42 EDT (#)
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Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
Homer: Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his
conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
-- Homer Simpson
Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:48:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:46:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:42:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-16 13:37:36 CDT (#)
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Death to all squat-disturbers.
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Concur! I know I'd order the death of my squat disturbers. And, since being female, I have to squat during every trip to the loo, that would make for a LOT of dead people.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:39:56 EDT (#)
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O-man, if I was King I'd make you Perforator of the Court.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:38:52 EDT (#)
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who = how.
FUCKING DALYSEXI!!!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:38:12 EDT (#)
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Ohh, my son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world has gone gay!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Phobia
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-16 14:37:36 EDT (#)
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Death to all squat-disturbers.