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Re: ATTN: Ladies of our near my own age (29) (1123 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.33 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Captain Thorns (View user info) at 2008-05-16 09:37:19 EDT




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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-20 09:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Didn't like em then, don't like em now.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-19 22:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/116824

Submitted by Astra (user info) at 2008-05-18 15:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

made me laugh

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-18 02:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-16 12:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-16 11:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by middleeasternchick (user info) at 2008-05-16 11:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Orgasmatron" is mean.

Cool name though.
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Snookums, you've probably wandered into the wrong playground for 'nice'. If you're sensitive and want to stay that way, move along. Now then...

Your hole (!)------(> Shlongy's eye.

Get to it!

Submitted by middleeasternchick (user info) at 2008-05-16 11:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Orgasmatron" is mean.

Cool name though.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-16 09:40:04 CDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by middleeasternchick (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

L.O.L.

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Did you really? I mean honestly, did you truly laugh out loud? At this little bit of coincidence?
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Apparently she wasn't the only one. Lighten up a bit O, it's Friday and the larf factor on Uber is a'plenty.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It just says 'Today Concert' for me. Ah well.

Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I see no quiz :(

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Bloke on the end (right) in the picture. Look above his head.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by middleeasternchick (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

L.O.L.

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Did you really? I mean honestly, did you truly laugh out loud? At this little bit of coincidence?

If you're just being polite, that's ok. I'm just curious.


Oh and if image/word proximity/hilarity tickles your fancy, then what do you make of the 'race to the altar' bit just above the headlines? Did you even notice that the couple in the photograph is white? What's the website trying to say, that white people run faster than other races? That's just bullshit, because really, have you ever seen a Namibian run? Is the site trying to suggest that whites are the preferred race and that only they should be allowed to the altar? You're a 'middle eastern chick,' this argument should appeal to you.

If the NKOTB/CA gay association made you LOL then this wedding thing should make you throw up in your purse. In other words, your responses should have cancelled each other out. Life, in this case, is a zero sum game.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I see no quiz :(

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ooops!

Sorry.


Friday and what not.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm old. Little girlies from my time squeeled over Duran Duran and Rick Springfield.

Seriously though, how can you NOT love 'Hungry Like The Wolf?'


Someone get Loki in here. She can relate I'm sure.

Submitted by middleeasternchick (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

L.O.L.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

TODAY
updated 9:29 a.m. ET May 16, 2008

Thanks for taking our quiz. You answered 100% of the questions correctly.
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Dear God, I was a sad little preteen.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this was totally worth a post! and the solid +2 deposited by my esteemed colleagues is totally appropriate, i'm just glad i could add to the streak!

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

33%.

Turns out I am only 1/3 gay.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*shakes head*

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-16 09:00:21 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Take the quiz, take the quiz!!!
======================

25% correct. :(

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Take the quiz, take the quiz!!!

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-05-16 09:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the magic never left, Jordan.

**swoons**

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-16 09:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Now we sit and wait for JonnyX's engagement announcement...

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-16 09:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THE NEW KIDS ARE NOT GAY OK.


Well, maybe Jon is. And MAYBE Jordan too but that's it.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-16 09:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're my density

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-16 09:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-16 09:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Timing is everything.


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