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Submitted by coley (View user info) at 2008-05-13 02:50:08 EDT


You know you can't have some kind of camwhore extravaganza without me sticking up some nerdly picture of myself. It's inescapable!

Here's a picture from my trip to England about a month ago. Clovelly is a kickass little seaside village in Devon with cobbled streets and donkeys that haul stuff in carts. Even though Air Canada sucks ass and lost my luggage so I couldn't paint my face like ugly girls should, I was pretty happy and had an awesome time.

On a side note, I've been lurking again as of late and YOU PEOPLE ARE GETTING SOFT! Where's all the mean? I expect some of it deposited right....HERE.

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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-05-16 10:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bono wants his shades back.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-15 13:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you rule

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Do you know what?

If i was to find you passed out in an alleyway, with you knickers round your ankles, and only a little spunk dribbling out of you I'd probably rape you. just for the fuck of it.

Congrapetulations.

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2008-05-15 10:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOVER LOVER LOVER YOU

Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-14 20:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was soft until I saw your face

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-05-14 19:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-14 18:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're just not asshole enough anymore, AJ. I think you are losing your touch :)

And it's a mole under my eye, not on my eyelid.


MOLEY!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-14 15:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You know you can count on me to be an asshole.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-14 15:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

There are no sunglasses in the world large enough to hide all the beastliness.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-14 15:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-14 15:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ive got something Id like to deposit with you
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Ditto. Also, do you have a mole on your eyelid? That kind of freaks me out.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-05-14 15:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ive got something Id like to deposit with you

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-05-14 14:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just becaus I've been there too.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-05-14 14:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've been there. Too many cobbles.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-05-13 23:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

its a lucky thing you have a vagina

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-13 22:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A disproportionate number of uber women epitomise the word "plain".

I get irritated when plain people try to pre-empt criticism by saying "be as mean as you can" as if we weren't going to fucking do it anyway.


Very few people I know would look at you twice.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-13 22:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And here I thought you were eaten by Whoregon bears.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-05-13 22:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BUFFALO!!!!!

Long time no see

High five



Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 22:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

BAHAHAHA
good work, St. Jimmy. You made up for the other weaklings.

WhatsisJesterIthink: You did coursework IN Clovelly, or nearby? Nobody really LIVES in Clovelly but old men who tell fisherman stories and donkeys! It's supertiny, and, I would expect, not cheap??

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-05-13 20:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Where's all the mean? I expect some of it deposited right....HERE."

THOSE GLASSES ARE PERFECT FOR YOU SINCE THEY'D COVER UP SO MUCH OF YOUR FACE.

That'd be a really pretty picture, if it wasn't for the gloid on the left.

TITS OR HOLE, your call.

Of course you swallow, YOU'D pretty much have to.

You put the R in Repugnant.

I'd always wondered what a failed abortion looked like. Now I know.

HAHAHAHAHA!


But you really can't hate coley, she's like flowers and sunshine. No, that's Merlina. Coley's like Bud Light and Nightrain. Eh, six in one...



Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-13 19:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I did my Geology coursework in Clovelly. I shared a bed with a lesbian.


==========================

judging by this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116535

i'd say any woman who shares your bed is at least a temporary lesbian

Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-05-13 18:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What a hideous fucking chud

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Those sunglasses are ridiculous.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hot or hott?

i'll let the audience decide.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I did my Geology coursework in Clovelly. I shared a bed with a lesbian.

Good times.


Submitted by MajorAssface (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you go to england to blend in with all the other fuckle toothed inbred skamps, or just to enjoy the food and weather?

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

stfu n00b!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Berty, LittleMonster, I humbly beg for your forgiveness for not visiting...perhaps if I return?

Also, I went other places besides Clovelly, dorks. That and the Hoops cottage hotel were the surprise day, and I thought they were awesome.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 12:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you have pointy feature.
============================

This man likes fat features.

Just ask his wife.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A shot of coley that doesn't somehow involve breasts? Are you growing self esteem or something? Standards maybe?

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought you were a chick

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 16:49:51 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

you have pointy features.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you have pointy feature.

Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:)

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ratings don't count below.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:)

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-12 23:54:05 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you're not foolin! this is what passes for mean these days: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116611#2707605
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Hey, I had to make do with a limited amount of time, material, and effort willing to be put forth by me.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-13 05:38:27 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Those glasses are fucking hideous, if that helps.
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If I were there with you at that time, I'd have kicked you down the street, and you would have hopefully rolled into a pile of donkey shit.

How's that for mean?

Also, your choice of vacation destinations sucks donkey balls.
=====

Apparently when guns thinks "insult", he thinks "donkey."

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

those sunglasses make you look like a fly.







Like that Cunt Bono.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Needs a lot more of your tits, sweetie.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-13 11:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So I ate the rest of the berry crisp my girlfriend made last night for dinner. There was quite a bit of it. I don't know if it's from the oats or the small glass of milk I had late at night, but I've had the most foul gas ever. The farts were noxious enough to wake me from my sleep. Screw the oven, I made my entire apartment a dutch bakery! =(

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/29656

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-13 10:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey! I need to dig a hole. Does anyone know where I can find a...nevermind.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-13 09:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-05-13 06:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why should we be mean to you. You are cute.



and what skrap said.


Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-05-13 09:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awe, you're so pretty! Why does everyone around here say all uberers are fat and ugly?

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-13 09:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

-2 DIE cantankerous cunt!!1









There you go, all mean-ed up for you.

p.s. you're a cutie pie.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-13 09:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wtf?

why hasn't it been said yet? they're getting soft and lazy both.




BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFF.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-13 09:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"On a side note, I've been lurking again as of late and YOU PEOPLE ARE GETTING SOFT! Where's all the mean? I expect some of it deposited right....HERE."
---------------------------

I'm sure you'll get plenty of deposits left here, but not the mean type. ^_^

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-13 08:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Those glasses are fucking hideous, if that helps.
------------------------------------------

If I were there with you at that time, I'd have kicked you down the street, and you would have hopefully rolled into a pile of donkey shit.

How's that for mean?

Also, your choice of vacation destinations sucks donkey balls.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-13 08:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The tip of your nose is square coz ur a freak







Hi Coley!

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-13 07:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

she won't make it up

it's cos you're black

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-13 07:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-13 07:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i can read that look in your eye.
you are waiting for someone in a wheelchair (berty) to come to those stairs, look down them depairingly and then run up behind and give em a shove until they roll down into the thames or the north atlantic.
------------
I wish. Instead all I get is casual indifference.

So, Coley (if that is your real name), how are you planning on making this up to me?

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-05-13 07:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

how'd you get the donkey to stand still for a closeup?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-13 07:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

TITS OR GTFO

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-13 07:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i can read that look in your eye.
you are waiting for someone in a wheelchair (berty) to come to those stairs, look down them depairingly and then run up behind and give em a shove until they roll down into the thames or the north atlantic.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-05-13 07:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

STFU you needy tramp.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-13 07:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're one of the prettiest girls kicking around this place. Plus you seem cool so I'd like to hang out with you some time.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-13 06:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That actually is an interesting picture. Forget the facepaint. You don't need it.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-05-13 06:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OI BITCH!

Where the fuck was my visit?!?!?!

You suck all kinds of hairy,sweaty balls.





Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-05-13 06:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why should we be mean to you. You are cute.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-13 05:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You never visited me. You never even bothered to ask about the idea.

That is actually quite depressing.

Putting my self centeredness aside though, that is a lovely picture of you.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-13 05:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Didnt they film a walkers crisps advert there?

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Air Canada is awesome..how dare you

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've had a drink there. I decided on only having the one so as to make sure I didnt fall foul of the cobbles, i can be quite restrained at times.

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Those glasses are fucking hideous, if that helps.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah, pregnancy. What a wonderful excuse to get away with murder.

You on't have a shovel face at all. You are indeed, very pretty. And I like your boobies which are sadly lacking in this picture. See you on the 21st!!

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's just hormones talking.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Quite possibly I could be in love with Staggers humour. It is only a possibility.

That facial scrub is lost on your 'shovel face'. Better?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Orphelia, I was just starting to like you when you mentioned Man.U.

signed,
tearful chelsea fan

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, who reads anything on a camwhore post? Apart from everyone else but me?

I just scrolled straight to the pretty lady. No shame in that at all. Man Utd won!

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Quaint

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

All I know about St. Ives is that they make a kickass apricot scrub that makes me feel and smell like a damned fruit tree. Okay, smell...
Horrid? NOOO...only horrid on the way back UP...

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think the place is Clovelly. This is a hunch I got from reading the post. The 100 word post.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The place, it looks like St Ives. Those horrid cobbled lanes and steep gradients.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

St. Ives? St. Ives what?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

St Ives?

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

uh oh. stagger_lee upset now, and that's not cool. we at uber prefer a family setting for our writers and readers alike. let's clean it up, huh?

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fag below

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:(

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i do so enjoy your nods of agreement through a haze of cigarette smoke.

glad you had a blast in europe. i'm green with envy. not a good clor on me, by the way.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*silently contemplates the structure and physics involved in the rich tone of the french horn*


*lights cigarette and nods in agreement*

Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God you're ugly. *right-click save-as for later*

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you see coley, the fact that the prostate is so far down the peejner is the reason for it's deep, rich baritone. sure, it's a bass instrument, but it could be the backbone of a band one day. no pun intended.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fag below

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Kinda cute...


=----

Dude, blarf. This beast is barely human.

Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Kinda cute...





Kinda really cute

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I hate to rain on your parade, A_D, but you've gotta stop sticking wide-berthed things up your meatus. Ideally, your prostate should be far enough up that it would have NO effect on your pitch...even a layman knows it's all about the vas deferens control.

PS if you finger the seminal vesicles (like those key thingies on a trumpet) you should be able to get flat notes

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i think guys can do kegels too, by cinching off the stream of urination. this is why it changes pitch as you blow across it. the powerful muscles in my prostate are like tuning forks.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dude, it's only 12:30 here.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Um, it's 3:30am here.

Why am I up???

Why are YOU up???




Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAOWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*STOMP*

*STOMP*

*STOMP*

*munches heads off*

nom nom nom nom nom

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Nope, no hate...

JUST TO SPITE YOU, ORC!!!




Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that's more like it, Stagger.

and how would you know what I know about Kegels?
Are you trying to say that you have a vagina within your junk?

ew. I'm not going to sleep so well tonight....



Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no, it hasn't learned that trick yet, but i've found if you blow on the top of it, like a flute, i can change it's pitch by doing kegels (sp?) ( you know what i'm taking about though..i'm sure of it). and that's a trick worth mentioning.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey shovelface, go back to Mordor.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it "deserves worship"?

Like some sort of false idol?

Like...an...AMERICAN IDOL?

..............
but can it SING?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

THANK YOU Assholy.

I actually have a love-hate relationship with them as well.

You see, I live in the (not-so-)sunny state of Oregon, where it rains and is cloudy 6 months of the year. I hadn't needed my "real" sunglasses in so long, i grabbed these bugeyed beasts which were originally purchased as eyewear for my SuperAwesome Disco Party last summer.

My one regret of the trip: terrible bugeyed sunglasses.
And also that I didn't purchase some very sophisticated-looking woolen peacoat and a silken headscarf and maybe a leather purse and some boots so that I could look all European-woman-about-the-town.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh and your nose isnt that big.

god i am awful at this game. im going to sleep, maybe i'll be mean in the morning.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm totally kidding. i have a hard-on right now that deserves worship. i know it's a sin because it takes away from the glory of God but doggone it sometimes your mugshots do that to me.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:12:05 EDT (#)
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yeah ok im not really into the whole being mean thing unless it is to people who are either ugly or stupid. you are not one of those. sorry.

if it makes you feel better i fucking hate your sunglasses.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:08:28 EDT (#)
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Ahhh I see, A_D, but you can't give in so easily.

Go soft all you want...I imagine you're getting old enough that it's unavoidable anyway.

*snicker*

I just watched the Darjeeling Limited, and it was interesting.

Who wants to go to India?

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:07:08 EDT (#)
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oh coley, i was just bringing mean back. i thought you'd appreciate it. :(

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:06:30 EDT (#)
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alright Assholy, you're going in the right direction there. But I think the real issue with my nose is its pointiness. It's weird, because it's pointed but flat on the tip at the same time. And it's all thin and stuff, but still has this weird bump that makes me wish I wasn't saying all of this and instead had had the foresight to make up some awesome story about how I got in a streetfight in Shanghai and got a kick to the face, but I didn't, and so now I just weep into my pillow and save my pennies for plastic surgery.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:04:41 EDT (#)
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how could anybody call you shovelface when youve got such a huge schnoz? all those mordor jokes are overdone anyway.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:02:53 EDT (#)
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No no! you people have it all wrong! Where's the HATE? Where's the "Hey shovelface, go back to mordor!"?

PS A_D I'm going to try not to look too far into your "speaking of going soft" comment. It could be taken a number of ways.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:02:47 EDT (#)
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THIS PICTURE SUCKS - WHERE IS YUOR AMAZING RACK????

i FEEL CHEATED - although there is still room in the back of my Trans-Am for you...

AS LONG AS YOU WEAR BLUE EYESHADOW!!!

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2008-05-13 03:00:14 EDT (#)
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they've all gone soft. speaking of going soft...nice pic! love you coley.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-13 02:54:05 EDT (#)
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you're not foolin! this is what passes for mean these days: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116611#2707605


hot stuff here.


He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my
side.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II